THE FLYING-MARE
The Sunday morning following Blake's visit to Ford's Station found the
Star C in excitement. Notwithstanding the fact that on every pleasant
night after the day's work had been done it was the custom for the outfit
to indulge in a swim, and that Saturday night had been very pleasant, the
Limping Water was being violently disturbed, and laughter and splashing
greeted the sun as it looked over the rim of the bank. Cakes of soap
glistened on the sand on the west bank and towels hung from convenient
limbs of the bushes which fringed the creek.
Silent, who was noted among his companions for the length of time he
could stay under water, challenged them to a submersion test. The rules
were simple, inasmuch as they consisted in all plunging under at the
same time, the winner being he who was the last man up. Silent had
steadfastly refused to have his endurance timed, which his friends
mistook for modesty, and no sooner had all "ducked under" than his head
popped up--but this time he was not alone. Humble, whose utmost limit
was not over half a minute, grew angry at his inability to make a good
showing and craftily determined to take a handicap. The two stared at
each other for a space and then burst into laughter, forgetting for the
time being what they should do. Other heads bobbed up, and the secret
was out. Only that Silent was the best swimmer in the crowd saved him
from a ducking, and as it was he had to grab his clothes and run.
After being assured that he was forgiven for his trickery he rejoined his
friends and his towel.
More fun was now the rule, for dressing required care. The sandy west bank
sloped gradually to the water's edge, and it was necessary to stand on one
foot on a small stone in the water while the other was dipped to remove
the sand. Still on one foot the other must be dried, the stocking put on,
then the trouser leg and lastly the boot, and woe to the man who lost his
balance and splashed stocking and trouser leg as he wildly sought to
save it! Humble splashed while his foot was only half-way through the
trouser leg, and The Orphan fared even worse. Then a race of awkward
runners was on toward the bunk house, where breakfast was annihilated.
"Hey, Tom, what time do we leave?" asked Bud for the fifth time.
"Nine o'clock, you chump," replied the foreman.
"Three whole hours yet," grumbled Jim as he again plastered his hair to
his head.
"I'll lose my appetite shore," worried Humble. "We got up too blamed
early, that's what we did."
"Why, here's Humble!" cried Silent in mock surprise. "Do _you_ like
apricot pie, and gingerbread and _real_ coffee?"
"You go to the devil," grumbled Humble. "You wouldn't 'a' been asked at
all, only she couldn't very well cut you out of it when she asked me
along. _I_'m the one she really wants to feed; you fellers just happen
to tag on behind, that's all."
"Going to take Lightning with you, Humble?" asked Docile, winking at the
others.
"Why, I shore am," replied Humble in surprise. "Do you reckon I'd leave
him and that d-----d Chink all alone together, you sheep?"
"I was afraid you wouldn't," pessimistically grumbled Docile, but here
he smiled hopefully. "Suppose you take Lee Lung and leave the dog here?"
he queried.
"Suppose you quit supposing with your feet!" sarcastically countered
Humble. "I know you ain't got much brains, but you might exercise what
little you have got once in a while. It won't hurt you none after you
get used to it."
"How are you going to carry him, Humble--like a papoose?" queried Joe with
a great show of interest.
Humble stared at him: "Huh!" he muttered, being too much astonished to
say more.
"I asked you how you are going to carry your fighting wolfhound," Joe
said without the quiver of an eyelash. "I thought mebby you was going to
sling him on your back like a papoose."
"Carry him! Papoose!" ejaculated Humble in withering irony. "What do you
reckon his legs are for? He ain't no statue, he ain't no ornament, he's a
dog."
"Well, I knowed he ain't no ornament, but I wasn't shore about the rest of
it," responded Joe. "I only wanted to know how he'd get to town. There
ain't no crime in asking about that, is there? I know he can't follow the
gait we'll hit up for thirty miles, so I just naturally asked, _sabe?"_
"Oh, you did, did you!" cried Humble, not at all humbly. "He can't follow
us, can't he?" he yelled belligerently.
"He shore can't, cross my heart," asserted Silent in great earnestness.
"If he runs to Ford's Station after us and gets there inside of two days
I'll buy him a collar. That goes."
"Huh!" snorted Humble in disgust, "he won't wear your old collar after he
wins it. He's got too much pride to wear anything you'll give him."
"He couldn't, you mean," jabbed Jim. "He's so plumb tender that it would
strain his back to carry it. Why, he has to sit down and rest if more'n
two flies get on the same spot at once."
"He can't wag his tail more'n three times in an hour," added Bud, "and
when he scratches hisself he has to rest for the remainder of the day."
Humble turned to The Orphan in an appealing way: "Did you ever see so many
d----d fools all at once?" he beseeched.
The Orphan placed his finger to his chin and thought for fully half a
minute before replying: "I was just figuring," he explained in apology
for his abstraction. Then his face brightened: "You can tie him up in
a blanket--that's the best way. Yes, sir, tie him up in a blanket and
sling him at the pommel. We'll take turns carrying him."
"Purple h--l!" yelled Humble. "You're another! The whole crowd are a lot
of ----!"
"Sing it, Humble," suggested Tad, laughing. "Sing it!"
"Whistle some of it, and send the rest by mail," assisted Jack Lawson.
"Seen th' dlog?" came a bland, monotonous voice from the doorway, where
Lee Lung stood holding a chunk of beef in one hand, while his other hand
was hidden behind his back. Over his left shoulder projected half a foot
of club, which he thought concealed. "Seen th' dlog?" he repeated, smiling.
"Miss Mirandy and holy hell!" shouted Humble, leaping forward at sight of
the club. There was a swish! and Humble rebounded from the door, at which
he stared. From the rear of the house came more monotonous words: "Nice
dlog-gie. Pletty Lightling. Here come. Gette glub," and Humble galloped
around the corner of the house, swearing at every jump.
When the laughter had died down Blake smiled grimly: "Some day Lee _will_
get that dog, and when he does he'll get him good and hard. Then we'll
have to get another cook. I've told him fifty times if I've told him once
not to let it go past a joke, but it's no use."
"He won't hurt the cur, he's only stringing Humble," said Bud. "Nobody
would hurt a dog that minded his own business."
"If anybody hit a dog of mine for no cause, he wouldn't do it again unless
he got me first," quietly remarked The Orphan.
Jim hastily pointed to the corner of the house where a club projected into
sight: "There's Lee now!" he whispered hurriedly. "He's laying for him!"
There was a sudden spurt of flame and smoke and the club flew several
yards, struck by three bullets. Humble hopped around the corner holding
his hand, his words too profane for repetition.
Smoke filtered from The Orphan's holster and eyes opened wide in surprise
at the wonderful quickness of his gunplay, for no one had seen it. All
there was was smoke.
"Good God!" breathed Blake, staring at the marksman, who had stepped
forward and was explaining to Humble. "It's a good thing Shields was
square!" he muttered.
"Did you see that?" asked Bud of Jim in whispered awe. "And I thought _I_
was some beans with a six-shooter!"
"No, but I heard it--was they one or six?" replied Jim.
"I didn't know it was you, Humble," explained The Orphan. "I thought it
was the Chink laying for the dog."
"---- ----! Good for you!" cried Humble in sudden friendliness. "You're
all right, Orphant, but will you be sure next time? That stung like
blazes," he said as he held out his hand. "I can always tell a white
man by the way he treats a dog. If all men were as good as dogs this world
would be a blamed sight nicer place to live in, and don't you forget it."
"Still going to take Lightning with you, Humble?" asked Bud.
"No, I ain't going to take Lightning with me!" snapped Humble. "I'm going
to leave him right here on the ranch," here his voice arose to a roar,
"and if any sing-song, rope-haired, animated hash-wrastler gets gay while
I'm gone, I'll send him to his heathen hell!"
"Come on, boys," said Blake, snapping his watch shut. "Time to get going."
"Glory be!" exulted Silent, executing a few fancy steps toward the corral,
his companions close behind, with the exception of The Orphan, who had
gone into the bunk house for a minute.
As they whooped their way toward the town Blake noticed that a gold
pin glittered at the knot of the new recruit's neck-kerchief, and he
chuckled when he recalled the warning he had given to the sheriff. He
shrewdly guessed that the apricot pie and the rest of the feast were
quite subordinated by The Orphan to the girl who had given him the pin.
Bud suddenly turned in his saddle and pointed to a jackrabbit which
bounded away across the plain like an animated shadow.
"Now, if Humble's bloodhound was only here," he said, "we would rope that
jack and make the cur fight it. It would be a fine fight, all right," he
laughed.
"You go to the devil," grunted Humble, and he started ahead at full speed.
"Come on!" he cried. "Come on, you snails!" and a race was on.
. . . . .
The citizens of Ford's Station saw a low-hanging cloud of dust which
rolled rapidly up from the west and soon a hard-riding crowd of cowboys,
in gala attire, galloped down the main street of the town. They slowed
to a canter and rode abreast in a single line, the arms of each man over
the shoulders of his nearest companions, and all sang at the top of
their lungs. On the right end rode Blake, and on the left was The
Orphan. Bill Howland ran out into the street and spotted his new friend
immediately and swung his hat and cheered for the man who had helped
him out of two bad holes. The Orphan broke from the line and shook
hands with the driver, his face wreathed by a grin.
"You old son-of-a-gun!" cried Bill, delighted at the familiarity from so
noted a person as the former outlaw. "How are you, hey?"
The line cried warm greeting as it swung around to shake his hand, and
the driver's chest took on several inches of girth.
"Hullo, Bill!" cried Bud with a laugh. "Seen your old friend Tex lately?"
"Yes, I did," replied Bill. "I saw him out on Thirty-Mile Stretch, but he
didn't do nothing but swear. He didn't want no more run-ins with me, all
right, and, besides, my rifle was across my knees. He said as how he was
going to come back some day and start things moving about this old town,
and I told him to begin with the Star C when he did."
He looked across the street and waved his hand at a group of his friends
who were looking on. "Come on over, fellows," he cried, and when they had
done so he turned and introduced The Orphan to them.
"This ugly cuss here is Charley Winter; this slab-sided curiosity is Tommy
Larkin, and here is his brother Al; Chet Dare, Duke Irwin, Frank Hicks,
Hoke Jones, Gus Shaw and Roy Purvis. All good fellows, every one of them,
and all friends of the sheriff. Here comes Jed Carr, the only man in the
whole town who ain't afraid of me since I licked them punchers in the
defile. Hullo, Jed! Shake hands with the man who played h--l with the
Cross Bar-8 and the Apaches."
"Glad to meet you, Orphan," remarked Jed as he shook hands. "Punching
for the Star C, eh? Good crowd, most of them, as they run, though Humble
ain't very much."
"He ain't, ain't he?" grinned that puncher. "You're some sore about that
day when I cleaned up all your cush at poker, ain't you? Ain't had time to
get over it, have you? Want to borrow some?"
"You want to look out for Humble, Jed," bantered Bud. "He's taken a lesson
at poker from our cook since he played you. Didn't you, Easy?" he asked
Humble.
The roar of laughter which followed Bud's words forced Humble to stand
treat: "Come on over and have something with the only man in the crowd
that's got any money," he said.
When they had lined up against the bar jokes began to fly thick and fast
and The Orphan felt a peculiar elation steal over him as he slowly puffed
at his cigar. Suddenly the door flew open and Bill's glass dropped from
his hand.
"Bucknell, by God! And as drunk as a fool!" he exclaimed.
The puncher whom The Orphan had tied up above the defile leaned against
the door frame and his gun wavered from point to point unsteadily as he
tried to peer into the dim interior of the room, his face leering as he
sought, with a courage born of drink, for the man who had made a fool of
him.
A bottle crashed against the wall at his side, and as he lurched forward,
glancing at the broken glass, a figure leaped to meet him and with
agile strength grasped his right wrist, wheeled and got his shoulder
under Bucknell's armpit, took two short steps and straightened up with
a jerk. The intruder left the floor and flew headforemost through the
air, crashing against the rear wall, where he fell to the floor and lay
quiet. The Orphan, having foresworn unnecessary gunplay, and always
scorning to shoot a drunken man, had executed a clever, quick flying-mare.
As the sheriff stepped into the room Blake ran forward and lifted Bucknell
to his feet, supporting him until he could stand alone. The puncher was
greatly sobered by the shock and blinked confusedly about him. The Orphan
was smoking nonchalantly at the bar and Bill had just given the sheriff
the victim's gun.
"What's the matter?" asked Bucknell, rubbing his forehead, which was cut
and bruised.
"Nothing's the matter, yet," answered Shields shortly. "But there would
have been if you hadn't been too drunk to know what you was doing. I saw
you and tried to get here first, but it's all right now. Take your gun
and get out. Here," he exclaimed, "you promise me to behave yourself and
you can go back to Sneed, for he needs you. Otherwise, it's out of the
country after Tex for you. Is it a go?"
"What was that, and who done it?" asked Bucknell, clinging to the bar.
"What was it?" he repeated.
"That was me trying to throw you through the wall," said the sheriff,
wishing to give Bucknell no greater cause for animosity against The
Orphan, and for the peace of the community; and also because he wished to
help The Orphan to refrain from using his gun in the future. "And I'd
'a' done it, too, only my hand was sweaty. Will you do what I said?" he
asked.
Bucknell straightened up and staggered past the sheriff to where The
Orphan stood: "You done that, but it's all right, ain't it?" he asked.
"You ain't sore, are you?" His eyes had a crafty look, but the dimness
of the room concealed it, and The Orphan did not notice the look.
"It's all right, Bucknell, and I ain't sore," he replied. "I won't be sore
if you do what the sheriff wants you to."
"All right, all right," replied Bucknell. "Have a drink on me, boys. It's
all right now, ain't it? Have a drink on me."
"No more drinking to-day," quickly said the bartender at a look from
Shields. "All the good stuff is used up and the rest ain't fit for dogs,
let alone my friends. Wait 'til next time, when I'll have some new."
"That's too d----d bad," replied Bucknell, leering at the crowd. "Have a
smoke, then. Come on, have a smoke with me."
"We shore will, Bucknell," responded Shields quickly.
As the cowboy started for the door the sheriff placed a hand on his
shoulder: "You behave yourself, Bucknell," he said. "So long."