ON THE RIDICULOUS TITLES ASSUMED BY ITALIAN ACADEMIES.

The Italians are a fanciful people, who have often mixed a grain or two

of pleasantry and even of folly with their wisdom. This fanciful

character betrays itself in their architecture, in their poetry, in

their extemporary comedy, and their _Improvisatori_; but an instance

not yet accounted for of this national levity, appears in those

denominations of exquisite absurdity given by themselves to their

Academies! I have in vain inquired for any assignable reason why the

most ingenious men, and grave and illustrious personages, cardinals, and

princes, as well as poets, scholars, and artists, in every literary

city, should voluntarily choose to burlesque themselves and their

serious occupations, by affecting mysterious or ludicrous titles, as if

it were carnival-time, and they had to support masquerade characters,

and accepting such titles as we find in the cant style of our own vulgar

clubs, the Society of "Odd Fellows," and of "Eccentrics!" A principle so

whimsical but systematic must surely have originated in some

circumstance not hitherto detected.

A literary friend, recently in an Italian city exhausted by the

_sirocco_, entered a house whose open door and circular seats appeared

to offer to passengers a refreshing _sorbetto_; he discovered, however,

that he had got into "the Academy of the Cameleons," where they met to

delight their brothers, and any "spirito gentil" they could nail to a

recitation. An invitation to join the academicians alarmed him, for with

some impatient prejudice against these little creatures, vocal with

_prose e rime_, and usually with odes and sonnets begged for, or

purloined for the occasion, he waived all further curiosity and

courtesy, and has returned home without any information how these

"Cameleons" looked, when changing their colours in an "_accademia_."

Such literary institutions, prevalent in Italy, are the spurious remains

of those numerous academies which simultaneously started up in that

country about the sixteenth century. They assumed the most ridiculous

denominations, and a great number is registered by Quadrio and

Tiraboschi. Whatever was their design, one cannot fairly reproach them,

as Mencken, in his "Charlatanaria Eruditorum," seems to have thought,

for pompous quackery; neither can we attribute to their modesty their

choice of senseless titles, for to have degraded their own exalted

pursuits was but folly! Literary history affords no parallel to this

national absurdity of the refined Italians. Who could have suspected

that the most eminent scholars, and men of genius, were associates of

the _Oziosi_, the _Fantastici_, the _Insensati_? Why should Genoa boast

of her "Sleepy," Yiterbo of her "Obstinates," Sienna of her "Insipids,"

her "Blockheads," and her "Thunderstruck;" and Naples of her "Furiosi:"

while Macerata exults in her "Madmen chained?" Both Quadrio and

Tiraboschi cannot deny that these fantastical titles have occasioned

these Italian academies to appear very ridiculous to the _oltramontani_;

but these valuable historians are no philosophical thinkers. They

apologise for this bad taste, by describing the ardour which was kindled

throughout Italy at the restoration of letters and the fine arts, so

that every one, and even every man of genius, were eager to enrol their

names in these academies, and prided themselves in bearing their

emblems, that is, the distinctive arms each academy had chosen. But why

did they mystify themselves?

Folly, once become national, is a vigorous plant, which sheds abundant

seed. The consequence of having adopted ridiculous titles for these

academies suggested to them many other characteristic fopperies. At

Florence every brother of the "Umidi" assumed the name of something

aquatic, or any quality pertaining to humidity. One was called "the

Frozen," another "the Damp;" one was "the Pike," another "the Swan:" and

Grazzini, the celebrated novelist, is known better by the cognomen of

_La Lasca_, "the Roach," by which he whimsically designates himself

among the "Humids." I find among the _Insensati_, one man of learning

taking the name of STORDIDO _Insensato_, another TENEBROSO _Insensato_.

The famous Florentine academy of _La Crusca_, amidst their grave labours

to sift and purify their language, threw themselves headlong into this

vortex of folly. Their title, the academy of "Bran," was a conceit to

indicate their art of sifting; but it required an Italian prodigality of

conceit to have induced these grave scholars to exhibit themselves in

the burlesque scenery of a pantomimical academy, for their furniture

consists of a mill and a bakehouse; a pulpit for the orator is a hopper,

while the learned director sits on a mill-stone; the other seats have

the forms of a miller's dossers, or great panniers, and the backs

consist of the long shovels used in ovens. The table is a baker's

kneading-trough, and the academician who reads has half his body thrust

out of a great bolting sack, with I know not what else for their

inkstands and portfolios. But the most celebrated of these academies is

that "degli Arcadi," at Rome, who are still carrying on their

pretensions much higher. Whoever aspires to be aggregated to these

Arcadian shepherds receives a personal name and a title, but not the

deeds, of a farm, picked out of a map of the ancient Arcadia or its

environs; for Arcadia itself soon became too small a possession for

these partitioners of moon-shine. Their laws, modelled by the twelve

tables of the ancient Romans; their language in the venerable majesty of

their renowned ancestors; and this erudite democracy dating by the

Grecian Olympiads, which Crescembini, their first _custode_, or

guardian, most painfully adjusted to the vulgar era, were designed that

the sacred erudition of antiquity might for ever be present among these

shepherds.[305] Goldoni, in his Memoirs, has given an amusing account of

these honours. He says "He was presented with two diplomas; the one was

my charter of aggregation to the _Arcadi_ of Rome, under the name of

_Polisseno_, the other gave me the investiture of the _Phlegræan_

fields. I was on this saluted by the whole assembly in chorus, under the

name of _Polisseno Phlegræio,_ and embraced by them as a fellow-shepherd

and brother. The _Arcadians_ are very rich, as you may perceive, my dear

reader: we possess estates in Greece; we water them with our labours for

the sake of reaping laurels, and the Turks sow them with grain, and

plant them with vines, and laugh at both our titles and our songs." When

Fontenelle became an Arcadian, they baptized the new _Pastor_ by their

graceful diminutive--_Fontanella_--allusive to the charm, of his style;

and further they magnificently presented him with the entire Isle of

Delos! The late Joseph Walker, an enthusiast for Italian literature,

dedicated his "Memoir on Italian Tragedy" to the Countess Spencer; not

inscribing it with his Christian but his heathen name, and the title of

his Arcadian estate, _Eubante Tirinzio_! Plain Joseph Walker, in his

masquerade dress, with his Arcadian signet of Pan's reeds dangling in

his title-page, was performing a character to which, however well

adapted, not being understood, he got stared at for his affectation! We

have lately heard of some licentious revellings of these Arcadians, in

receiving a man of genius from our own country, who, himself composing

Italian _Rime_, had "conceit" enough to become a shepherd![306] Yet let

us inquire before we criticise.

Even this ridiculous society of the Arcadians became a memorable

literary institution; and Tiraboschi has shown how it successfully

arrested the bad taste which was then prevailing throughout Italy,

recalling its muses to purer sources; while the lives of many of its

shepherds have furnished an interesting volume of literary history under

the title of "The illustrious Arcadians." Crescembini, and its founders,

had formed the most elevated conceptions of the society at its origin;

but poetical vaticinators are prophets only while we read their

verses--we must not look for that dry matter of fact--the event

predicted!

Il vostro seme eterno

Occuperà la terra, ed i confini

D'Arcadia oltrapassando,

Di non più visti gloriosi germi

L'aureo feconderà lito del Gange

E de' Cimmeri l'infeconde arene.

Mr. Mathias has recently with warmth defended the original _Arcadia_;

and the assumed character of its members, which has been condemned as

betraying their affectation, he attributes to their modesty. "Before the

critics of the Arcadia (the _pastori_, as they modestly styled

themselves) with Crescembini for their conductor, and with the _Adorato

Albano_ for their patron (Clement XI.), all that was depraved in

language and in sentiment fled and disappeared."

The strange taste for giving fantastical denominations to literary

institutions grew into a custom, though, probably, no one knew how. The

founders were always persons of rank or learning, yet still accident or

caprice created the mystifying title, and invented those appropriate

emblems, which still added to the folly. The Arcadian society derived

its title from a spontaneous conceit. This assembly first held its

meetings, on summer evenings, in a meadow on the banks of the Tiber; for

the fine climate of Italy promotes such assemblies in the open air. In

the recital of an eclogue, an enthusiast, amidst all he was hearing and

all he was seeing, exclaimed, "I seem at this moment to be in the

Arcadia of ancient Greece, listening to the pure and simple strains of

its shepherds." Enthusiasm is contagious amidst susceptible Italians,

and this name, by inspiration and by acclamation, was conferred on the

society! Even more recently, at Florence, the _accademia_ called the

_Colombaria_, or the "Pigeon-house," proves with what levity the

Italians name a literary society. The founder was the Cavallero Pazzi,

a gentleman, who, like Morose, abhorring noise, chose for his study a

garret in his palazzo; it was, indeed, one of the old turrets which had

not yet fallen in: there he fixed his library, and there he assembled

the most ingenious Florentines to discuss obscure points, and to reveal

their own contributions in this secret retreat of silence and

philosophy. To get to this cabinet it was necessary to climb a very

steep and very narrow staircase, which occasioned some facetious wit to

observe, that these literati were so many pigeons who flew every evening

to their dovecot. The Cavallero Pazzi, to indulge this humour, invited

them to a dinner entirely composed of their little brothers, in all the

varieties of cookery; the members, after a hearty laugh, assumed the

title of the _Colombaria_, invented a device consisting of the top of a

turret, with several pigeons flying about it, bearing an epigraph from

Dante, _Quanto veder si può_, by which they expressed their design not

to apply themselves to any single object. Such facts sufficiently prove

that some of the absurd or facetious denominations of these literary

societies originated in accidental circumstances or in mere pleasantry;

but this will not account for the origin of those mystifying titles we

have noticed; for when grave men call themselves dolts or lunatics,

unless they are really so, they must have some reason for laughing at

themselves.

To attempt to develope this curious but obscure singularity in literary

history, we must go further back among the first beginnings of these

institutions. How were they looked on by the governments in which they

first appeared? These academies might, perhaps, form a chapter in the

history of secret societies, one not yet written, but of which many

curious materials lie scattered in history. It is certain that such

literary societies, in their first origins, have always excited the

jealousy of governments, but more particularly in ecclesiastical Rome,

and the rival principalities of Italy. If two great nations, like those

of England and France, had their suspicions and fears roused by a select

assembly of philosophical men, and either put them down by force, or

closely watched them, this will not seem extraordinary in little

despotic states. We have accounts of some philosophical associations at

home, which were joined by Sir Philip Sidney and Sir Walter Raleigh, but

which soon got the odium of atheism attached to them; and the

establishment of the French Academy occasioned some umbrage, for a year

elapsed before the parliament of Paris would register their patent,

which was at length accorded by the political Richelieu observing to the

president, that "he should like the members according as the members

liked him." Thus we have ascertained one principle, that governments in

those times looked on a new society with a political glance; nor is it

improbable that some of them combined an ostensible with a latent

motive.

There is no want of evidence to prove that the modern Romans, from the

thirteenth to the fifteenth century, were too feelingly alive to their

obscured glory, and that they too frequently made invidious comparisons

of their ancient republic with the pontifical government; to revive

Rome, with everything Roman, inspired such enthusiasts as Rienzi, and

charmed the visions of Petrarch. At a period when ancient literature, as

if by a miracle, was raising itself from its grave, the learned were

agitated by a correspondent energy; not only was an estate sold to

purchase a manuscript, but the relic of genius was touched with a

religious emotion. The classical purity of Cicero was contrasted with

the barbarous idiom of the Missal; the glories of ancient Rome with the

miserable subjugation of its modern pontiffs; and the metaphysical

reveries of Plato, and what they termed the "Enthusiasmus

Alexandrinus"--the dreams of the Platonists--seemed to the fanciful

Italians more elevated than the humble and pure ethics of the Gospels.

The vain and amorous Eloisa could even censure the gross manners, as it

seemed to her, of the apostles, for picking the ears of corn in their

walks, and at their meals eating with unwashed hands. Touched by this

mania of antiquity, the learned affected to change their vulgar

Christian name, by assuming the more classical ones of a Junius Brutus,

a Pomponius, or a Julius, or any other rusty name unwashed by baptism.

This frenzy for the ancient republic not only menaced the pontificate,

but their Platonic or their pagan ardours seemed to be striking at the

foundation of Christianity itself. Such were Marcellus Ficinus, and that

learned society who assembled under the Medici. Pomponius Lætus, who

lived at the close of the fifteenth century, not only celebrated by an

annual festival the foundation of Rome, and raised altars to Romulus,

but openly expressed his contempt for the Christian religion, which this

visionary declared was only fit for barbarians; but this extravagance

and irreligion, observes Niceron, were common with many of the learned

of those times, and this very Pomponius was at length formally accused

of the crime of changing the baptismal names of the young persons whom

he taught for pagan ones! "This was the taste of the times," says the

author we have just quoted; but it was imagined that there was a mystery

concealed in these changes of names.

At this period these literary societies first appear: one at Rome had

the title of "Academy," and for its chief this very Pomponius; for he is

distinguished as "Romanæ Princeps Academiæ," by his friend Politian, in

the "Miscellanea" of that elegant scholar. This was under the

pontificate of Paul the Second. The regular meetings of "the Academy"

soon excited the jealousy and suspicions of Paul, and gave rise to one

of the most horrid persecutions and scenes of torture, even to death, in

which these academicians were involved. This closed with a decree of

Paul's, that for the future no one should pronounce, either seriously or

in jest, the very name of _academy_, under the penalty of heresy! The

story is told by Platina, one of the sufferers, in his Life of Paul the

Second; and although this history may be said to bear the bruises of the

wounded and dislocated body of the unhappy historian, the facts are

unquestionable, and connected with our subject. Platina, Pomponius, and

many of their friends, were suddenly dragged to prison; on the first and

second day torture was applied, and many expired under the hands of

their executioners. "You would have imagined," says Platina, "that the

castle of St. Angelo was turned into the bull of Phalaris, so loud the

hollow vault resounded with the cries of those miserable young men, who

were an honour to their age for genius and learning. The torturers, not

satisfied, though weary, having racked twenty men in these two days, of

whom some died, at length sent for me to take my turn. The instruments

of torture were ready; I was stripped, and the executioners put

themselves to their work. Vianesius sat like another Minos on a seat of

tapestry-work, gay as at a wedding; and while I hung on the rack in

torment, he played with a jewel which Sanga had, asking him who was the

mistress which had given him this love-token? Turning to me, he asked,

'why Pomponio, in a letter, should call me Holy Father? Did the

conspirators agree to make you pope?' 'Pomponio,' I replied, 'can best

tell why he gave me this title, for I know not.' At length, having

pleased, but not satisfied himself with my tortures, he ordered me to

be let down, that I might undergo tortures much greater in the evening.

I was carried, half dead, into my chamber; but not long after, the

inquisitor having dined, and being fresh in drink, I was fetched again,

and the archbishop of Spalatro was there. They inquired of my

conversations with Malatesta. I said it only concerned ancient and

modern learning, the military arts, and the characters of illustrious

men, the ordinary subjects of conversation. I was bitterly threatened by

Vianesius, unless I confessed the truth on the following day, and was

carried back to my chamber, where I was seized with such extreme pain,

that I had rather have died than endured the agony of my battered and

dislocated limbs. But now those who were accused of heresy were charged

with plotting treason. Pomponius being examined why he changed the names

of his friends, he answered boldly, that this was no concern of his

judges or the pope; it was, perhaps, out of respect for antiquity, to

stimulate to a virtuous emulation. After we had now lain ten months in

prison, Paul comes himself to the castle, where he charged us, among

other things, that we had disputed concerning the immortality of the

soul, and that we held the opinion of Plato; by disputing you call the

being of a God in question. This, I said, might be objected to all

divines and philosophers, who, to make the truth appear, frequently

question the existence of souls and of God, and of all separate

intelligences. St. Austin says, the opinion of Plato is like the faith

of Christians. I followed none of the numerous heretical factions. Paul

then accused us of being too great admirers of pagan antiquities; yet

none were more fond of them than himself, for he collected all the

statues and sarcophagi of the ancients to place in his palace, and even

affected to imitate, on more than one occasion, the pomp and charm of

their public ceremonies. While they were arguing, mention happened to be

made of 'the Academy,' when the Cardinal of San Marco cried out, that we

were not 'Academics,' but a scandal to the name; and Paul now declared

that he would not have that term evermore mentioned under pain of

heresy. He left us in a passion, and kept us two months longer in prison

to complete the year, as it seems he had sworn."

Such is the interesting narrative of Platina, from which we may surely

infer, that if these learned men assembled for the communication of

their studies--inquiries suggested by the monuments of antiquity, the

two learned languages, ancient authors, and speculative points of

philosophy--these objects were associated with others which terrified

the jealousy of modern Rome.

Some time after, at Naples, appeared the two brothers, John Baptiste and

John Vincent Porta, those twin spirits, the Castor and Pollux of the

natural philosophy of that age, and whose scenical museum delighted and

awed, by its optical illusions, its treasure of curiosities, and its

natural magic, all learned natives and foreigners. Their names are still

famous, and their treatises, _De Humana Physiognomia_ and _Magia

Naturalis_, are still opened by the curious, who discover these children

of philosophy wandering in the arcana of nature, to them a world of

perpetual beginnings! These learned brothers united with the Marquis of

Manso, the friend of Tasso, in establishing an academy under the

whimsical name _degli Oziosi_ (the Lazy), which so ill-described their

intentions. This academy did not sufficiently embrace the views of the

learned brothers; and then they formed another under their own roof,

which they appropriately named _degli Secreti_. The ostensible motive

was, that no one should be admitted into this interior society who had

not signalised himself by some experiment or discovery. It is clear

that, whatever they intended by the project, the election of the members

was to pass through the most rigid scrutiny; and what was the

consequence? The court of Rome again started up with all its fears, and,

secretly obtaining information of some discussions which had passed in

this academy _degli Secreti_, prohibited the Porta's from holding such

assemblies, or applying themselves to those illicit sciences, whose

amusements are criminal, and turn us aside from the study of the Holy

Scriptures.[307] It seems that one of the Porta's had delivered himself

in the style of an ancient oracle; but what was more alarming in this

prophetical spirit, several of his predictions had been actually

verified! The infallible court was in no want of a new school of

prophecy. Baptista Porta went to Rome to justify himself; and, content

to wear his head, placed his tongue in the custody of his Holiness, and

no doubt preferred being a member of the _Accademia degli Oziosi_ to

that _degli Secreti_. To confirm this notion that these academies

excited the jealousy of those despotic states of Italy, I find that

several of them, at Florence as well as at Sienna, were considered as

dangerous meetings, and in 1568 the Medici suddenly suppressed those of

the "Insipids," the "Shy," the "Disheartened," and others, but more

particularly the "Stunned," _gli Intronati_, which excited loud laments.

We have also an account of an academy which called itself the

_Lanternists_, from the circumstance that their first meetings were held

at night, the academicians not carrying torches, but only _Lanterns_.

This academy, indeed, was at Toulouse, but evidently formed on the model

of its neighbours. In fine, it cannot be denied that these literary

societies or academies were frequently objects of alarm to the little

governments of Italy, and were often interrupted by political

persecution.

From all these facts I am inclined to draw an inference. It is

remarkable that the first Italian academies were only distinguished by

the simple name of their founders. One was called the Academy of

Pomponius Lætus, another of Panormita, &c. It was after the melancholy

fate of the Roman academy of Lætus, which could not, however, extinguish

that growing desire of creating literary societies in the Italian

cities, from which the members derived both honour and pleasure, that

suddenly we discover these academies bearing the most fantastical

titles. I have not found any writer who has attempted to solve this

extraordinary appearance in literary history; and the difficulty seems

great, because, however frivolous or fantastical the titles they

assumed, their members were illustrious for rank and genius. Tiraboschi,

aware of this difficulty, can only express his astonishment at the

absurdity, and his vexation at the ridicule to which the Italians have

been exposed by the coarse jokes of Menkenius, in his _Charlatanaria

Eruditorum_.[308] I conjecture that the invention of these ridiculous

titles for literary societies was an attempt to throw a sportive veil

over meetings which had alarmed the papal and the other petty courts of

Italy; and to quiet their fears and turn aside their political wrath,

they implied the innocence of their pursuits by the jocularity with

which the members treated themselves, and were willing that others

should treat them. This otherwise inexplicable national levity, of so

refined a people, has not occurred in any other country, because the

necessity did not exist anywhere but in Italy. In France, in Spain, and

in England, the title of the ancient Academus was never profaned by an

adjunct which systematically degraded and ridiculed its venerable

character and its illustrious members.

Long after this article was finished, I had an opportunity of consulting

an eminent Italian, whose name is already celebrated in our country, Il

Sigr. Ugo Foscolo;[309] his decision ought necessarily to outweigh mine;

but although it is incumbent on me to put the reader in possession of

the opinion of a native of his high acquirements, it is not as easy for

me, on this obscure and curious subject, to relinquish my own

conjecture.

Il Sigr. Foscolo is of opinion that the origin of the fantastical titles

assumed by the Italian academies entirely arose from a desire of getting

rid of the air of pedantry, and to insinuate that their meetings and

their works were to be considered merely as sportive relaxations, and an

idle business.

This opinion may satisfy an Italian, and this he may deem a sufficient

apology for such absurdity; but when scarlet robes and cowled heads,

laureated bards and _Monsignores_, and _Cavalleros_, baptize themselves

in a public assembly "Blockheads" or "Madmen," we _ultramontanes_, out

of mere compliment to such great and learned men, would suppose that

they had their good reasons; and that in this there must have been

"something more than meets the ear." After all, I would almost flatter

myself that our two opinions are not so wide of each other as they at

first seem to be.

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