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The inhabitants of Sandakan are still talking about it. You can corner

any one, native or trader, and get a first-hand account of the amazing

spectacle which saluted the eyes of the awaking town on a certain morning

late in March. If the drinks are on you, and all the circumstances of the

hour conspire toward your informer’s temporal well-being, you will hear

with the full vividness of which a Bornean is capable, when in the mood,

how the slumbering sea delivered up a couple of over-crowded life-boats

with “Skipping Goone” badly stencilled on the sides. You will hear also

how a bald impresario, bewailing incoherently the loss of a certain black

toupee, clad only in a night shirt and blanket, but hugging to his breast

a huge leather wallet in which reposed all the receipts from the Manila

engagement, led a bedraggled lot of songbirds up into the town. It was

a visitation such as never before was heard of—at once so tragic and so

screamingly funny. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Most

of the women were in hysterics. The captain of the outfit, drenched but

dressed like an admiral in honour of the flying moor which never came

off, walked a little by himself with chin plunged despondently into the

fiery midst of such splendid whiskers as the town had never seen till

now. It became a matter of waterfront gossip that the captain of the

vanished schooner was something of a pariah.

But the town recovered from its amazement and opened its arms. Within

twenty-four hours there wasn’t a single surviver of this the most

picturesque disaster in the history of the China sea who couldn’t sit up

and give a wholly original version of the affair.

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