THE PLOT THAT FAILED.

Out of the welter of mendacity, evasions and intrigue, for a parallel to

which the records of this or indeed of any civilised country might be

searched in vain, one fact has at last emerged clear and indisputable.

The nation will learn this morning, with what feelings it is only too

easy to conjecture, that a great party, a party which, despite its many

political blunders, has at least a record for honourable if mistaken

statesmanship in the past, has now stooped to the final and abysmal

folly. Disguise the fact with what specious rhetoric they may, the truth

remains that our opponents have deliberately endeavoured to tamper with

a great national possession, and to make the British Army a tool in the

game of party.

Incredible, nay unthinkable, as such a situation would have been till

lately, who is now to deny it? If any doubt still remained, surely the

venomous outpourings of those journals which support and encourage the

machinations of "honourable gentlemen"--alas that the phrase should

henceforth have to be in quotation marks!--on the opposite side of the

House must by now have dispelled it. Beaten to their last ditch, and

discredited even in that, it is now evident that the conspirators had

determined to stake all upon one final throw. Fortunately the very

desperateness of the plot has proved its undoing, and from the tremulous

lips of the perpetrators themselves comes to-day a froth of vituperation

and rancorous abuse that is the surest confession of abject failure.

Happily, however, there is a brighter side to the picture; signs are not

wanting--and each hour, we are sure, will strengthen them--that moderate

men in the ranks of our opponents are beginning to share our own

indignation and dismay. Let but this spirit find its outlet and victory

is ours. We say it in no petty strain of party triumph, but the day of

reckoning can obviously no longer be delayed. A gang of wholly reckless

and unscrupulous political adventurers have sown the dragon's teeth in

the wind; let the whole nation see to it that they are now forced to

reap armed men in the whirlwind!

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[Illustration: AN ECHO OF SHOW SUNDAY.

(_Proving that a humorist is never allowed to be serious._)

_Visitor (after studying well-known humorous artist's classical Academy

picture)._ "DELIGHTFULLY COMIC. TELL ME, WHAT IS THE JOKE TO THIS ONE?"]

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"Many a man whose courage would not respond to the spur of some

huge burglar would die rather than be beaten by a wretched little

collar stud."--_Times._

The only burglar we have ever met was (luckily) in the Infantry.

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