LETTER CCLXXXVII

BLACKHEATH, July 11, 1766.

MY DEAR FRIEND: You are a happy mortal, to have your time thus employed

between the great and the fair; I hope you do the honors of your country

to the latter. The Emperor, by your account, seems to be very well for an

emperor; who, by being above the other monarchs in Europe, may justly be

supposed to have had a proportionably worse education. I find, by your

account of him, that he has been trained up to homicide, the only science

in which princes are ever instructed; and with good reason, as their

greatness and glory singly depend upon the numbers of their

fellow-creatures which their ambition exterminates. If a sovereign

should, by great accident, deviate into moderation, justice, and

clemency, what a contemptible figure would he make in the catalogue of

princes! I have always owned a great regard for King Log. From the

interview at Torgaw, between the two monarchs, they will be either a

great deal better or worse together; but I think rather the latter; for

our namesake, Philip de Co mines, observes, that he never knew any good

come from l’abouchement des Rois. The King of Prussia will exert all his

perspicacity to analyze his Imperial Majesty; and I would bet upon the

one head of his black eagle, against the two heads of the Austrian eagle;

though two heads are said, proverbially, to be better than one. I wish I

had the direction of both the monarchs, and they should, together with

some of their allies, take Lorraine and Alsace from France. You will call

me ‘l’Abbe de St. Pierre’; but I only say what I wish; whereas he thought

everything that he wished practicable.

Now to come home. Here are great bustles at Court, and a great change of

persons is certainly very near. You will ask me, perhaps, who is to be

out, and who is to be in? To which I answer, I do not know. My conjecture

is that, be the new settlement what it will, Mr. Pitt will be at the head

of it. If he is, I presume, ‘qu’il aura mis de l’eau dans son vin par

rapport a Mylord B-----; when that shall come to be known, as known it

certainly will soon be, he may bid adieu to his popularity. A minister,

as minister, is very apt to be the object of public dislike; and a

favorite, as favorite, still more so. If any event of this kind happens,

which (if it happens at all) I conjecture will be some time next week,

you shall hear further from me.

I will follow your advice, and be as well as I can next winter, though I

know I shall never be free from my flying rheumatic pains, as long as I

live; but whether that will be more or less, is extremely indifferent to

me; in either case, God bless you!

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