LETTER CCLXXXV

LONDON, March 17, 1766.

MY DEAR FRIEND: You wrong me in thinking me in your debt; for I never

receive a letter of yours, but I answer it by the next post, or the next

but one, at furthest: but I can easily conceive that my two last letters

to you may have been drowned or frozen in their way; for portents and

prodigies of frost, snow, and inundations, have been so frequent this

winter, that they have almost lost their names.

You tell me that you are going to the baths of BADEN; but that puzzles me

a little, so I recommend this letter to the care of Mr. Larpent, to

forward to you; for Baden I take to be the general German word for baths,

and the particular ones are distinguished by some epithet, as Weissbaden,

Carlsbaden, etc. I hope they are not cold baths, which I have a very ill

opinion of, in all arthritic or rheumatic cases; and your case I take to

be a compound of both, but rather more of the latter.

You will probably wonder that I tell you nothing of public matters; upon

which I shall be as secret as Hotspur’s gentle Kate, who would not tell

what she did not know; but what is singular, nobody seems to know any

more of them than I do. People gape, stare, conjecture, and refine.

Changes of the Ministry, or in the Ministry at least, are daily reported

and foretold, but of what kind, God only knows. It is also very doubtful

whether Mr. Pitt will come into the Administration or not; the two

present Secretaries are extremely desirous that he should; but the others

think of the horse that called the man to its assistance. I will say

nothing to you about American affairs, because I have not pens, ink, or

paper enough to give you an intelligible account of them. They have been

the subjects of warm and acrimonious debates, both in the Lords and

Commons, and in all companies.

The repeal of the Stamp-act is at last carried through. I am glad of it,

and gave my proxy for it, because I saw many more inconveniences from the

enforcing than from the repealing it.

Colonel Browne was with me the other day, and assured me that he left you

very well. He said he saw you at Spa, but I did not remember him; though

I remember his two brothers, the Colonel and the ravisher, very well.

Your Saxon colonel has the brogue exceedingly. Present my respects to

Count Flemming; I am very sorry for the Countess’s illness; she was a

most well-bred woman.

You would hardly think that I gave a dinner to the Prince of Brunswick,

your old acquaintance. I glad it is over; but I could not avoid it. ‘Il

m’avait tabli de politesses’. God bless you!

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