LONDON, New-year’s Day, 1759

MY DEAR FRIEND: ‘Molti e felici’, and I have done upon that subject, one

truth being fair, upon the most lying day in the whole year.

I have now before me your last letter of the 21st December, which I am

glad to find is a bill of health: but, however, do not presume too much

upon it, but obey and honor your physician, “that thy days may be long in

the land.”

Since my last, I have heard nothing more concerning the ribband; but I

take it for granted it will be disposed of soon. By the way, upon

reflection, I am not sure that anybody but a knight can, according to

form, be employed to make a knight. I remember that Sir Clement Cotterel

was sent to Holland, to dub the late Prince of Orange, only because he

was a knight himself; and I know that the proxies of knights, who cannot

attend their own installations, must always be knights. This did not

occur to me before, and perhaps will not to the person who was to

recommend you: I am sure I will not stir it; and I only mention it now,

that you may be in all events prepared for the disappointment, if it

should happen.

G-----is exceedingly flattered with your account, that three thousand of

his countrymen; all as little as himself, should be thought a sufficient

guard upon three-and-twenty thousand of all the nations in Europe; not

that he thinks himself, by any means, a little man, for when he would

describe a tall handsome man, he raises himself up at least half an inch

to represent him.

The private news from Hamburg is, that his Majesty’s Resident there is

woundily in love with Madame-------; if this be true, God send him,

rather than her, a good DELIVERY! She must be ‘etrennee’ at this season,

and therefore I think you should be so too: so draw upon me as soon as

you please, for one hundred pounds.

Here is nothing new, except the unanimity with which the parliament gives

away a dozen of millions sterling; and the unanimity of the public is as

great in approving of it, which has stifled the usual political and

polemical argumentations.

Cardinal Bernis’s disgrace is as sudden, and hitherto as little

understood, as his elevation was. I have seen his poems, printed at

Paris, not by a friend, I dare say; and to judge by them, I humbly

conceive his Eminency is a p-----y. I will say nothing of that excellent

headpiece that made him and unmade him in the same month, except O KING,

LIVE FOREVER.

Good-night to you, whoever you pass it with.

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