BLACKHEATH, September 30, 1757

MY DEAR FRIEND: I have so little to do, that I am surprised how I can

find time to write to you so often. Do not stare at the seeming paradox;

for it is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time

one finds to do it in. One yawns, one procrastinates, one can do it when

one will, and therefore one seldom does it at all; whereas those who have

a great deal of business, must (to use a vulgar expression) buckle to it;

and then they always find time enough to do it in. I hope your own

experience has by this time convinced you of this truth.

I received your last of the 8th. It is now quite over with a very great

man, who will still be a very great man, though a very unfortunate one.

He has qualities of the mind that put him above the reach of these

misfortunes; and if reduced, as perhaps he may, to the ‘marche’ of

Brandenburg, he will always find in himself the comfort, and with all the

world the credit, of a philosopher, a legislator, a patron, and a

professor of arts and sciences. He will only lose the fame of a

conqueror; a cruel fame, that arises from the destruction of the human

species. Could it be any satisfaction to him to know, I could tell him,

that he is at this time the most popular man in this kingdom; the whole

nation being enraged at that neutrality which hastens and completes his

ruin. Between you and me, the King was not less enraged at it himself,

when he saw the terms of it; and it affected his health more than all

that had happened before. Indeed it seems to me a voluntary concession of

the very worst that could have happened in the worst event. We now begin

to think that our great and secret expedition is intended for Martinico

and St. Domingo; if that be true, and we succeed in the attempt, we shall

recover, and the French lose, one of the most valuable branches of

commerce--I mean sugar. The French now supply all the foreign markets in

Europe with that commodity; we only supply ourselves with it. This would

make us some amends for our ill luck, or ill conduct in North America;

where Lord Loudon, with twelve thousand men, thought himself no match for

the French with but seven; and Admiral Holborne, with seventeen ships of

the line, declined attacking the French, because they had eighteen, and a

greater weight of METAL, according to the new sea-phrase, which was

unknown to Blake. I hear that letters have been sent to both with very

severe reprimands. I am told, and I believe it is true, that we are

negotiating with the Corsican, I will not say rebels, but asserters of

their natural rights; to receive them, and whatever form of government

they think fit to establish, under our protection, upon condition of

their delivering up to us Port Ajaccio; which may be made so strong and

so good a one, as to be a full equivalent for the loss of Port Mahon.

This is, in my mind, a very good scheme; for though the Corsicans are a

parcel of cruel and perfidious rascals, they will in this case be tied

down to us by their own interest and their own danger; a solid security

with knaves, though none with fools. His Royal Highness the Duke is

hourly expected here: his arrival will make some bustle; for I believe it

is certain that he is resolved to make a push at the Duke of N., Pitt and

Co.; but it will be ineffectual, if they continue to agree, as, to my

CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE, they do at present. This parliament is theirs,

‘caetera quis nescit’?

Now that I have told you all that I know or have heard, of public

matters, let us talk of private ones that more nearly and immediately

concern us. Admit me to your fire-side, in your little room; and as you

would converse with me there, write to me for the future from thence. Are

you completely ‘nippe’ yet? Have you formed what the world calls

connections? that is, a certain number of acquaintances whom, from

accident or choice, you frequent more than others: Have you either fine

or well-bred women there? ‘Y a-t-il quelque bon ton’? All fat and fair, I

presume; too proud and too cold to make advances, but, at the same time,

too well-bred and too warm to reject them, when made by ‘un honnete homme

avec des manieres’.

Mr.------is to be married, in about a month, to Miss------. I am very

glad of it; for, as he will never be a man of the world, but will always

lead a domestic and retired life, she seems to have been made on purpose

for him. Her natural turn is as grave and domestic as his; and she seems

to have been kept by her aunts ‘a la grace’, instead of being raised in a

hot bed, as most young ladies are of late. If, three weeks hence, you

write him a short compliment of congratulation upon the occasion, he, his

mother, and ‘tutti quanti’, would be extremely pleased with it. Those

attentions are always kindly taken, and cost one nothing but pen, ink,

and paper. I consider them as draughts upon good-breeding, where the

exchange is always greatly in favor of the drawer. ‘A propos’ of

exchange; I hope you have, with the help of your secretary, made yourself

correctly master of all that sort of knowledge--Course of Exchange,

‘Agie, Banco, Reiche-Thalers’, down to ‘Marien Groschen’. It is very

little trouble to learn it; it is often of great use to know it.

Good-night, and God bless you!

Letters to His Son, Complete On the Fine Art of Becoming a Man of the World and a Gentleman · 第 339 / 512 题