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Illustration: AT A MILITARY WEDDING.
_Usher_ (_to Uninvited Guest_). "BRIDE'S FRIENDS TO THE RIGHT;
BRIDEGROOM'S TO THE LEFT."
_Uninvited Guest._ "I'M AFRAID I'M A NEUTRAL."
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"Washington, Saturday.--The American Ambassador at Constantinople
reports that Turkey has acquiesced in the departure of several
Canadian missionaries, whose safe conduct was requested by Sir Cecil
Spring-Rice, the British Ambassador here."--_People._
This is headed "Millionaires Released," and shows how well the clergy
are paid in Canada.
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