CHAPTER VIII

LORD KELVIN

He sat on the lower stair, near the front door of his house, making

difficult calculations and strange diagrams in a little book bound in

green morocco. It would be five minutes before the carriage started,

and he recollected that fact just as he reached the door and had put on

his overcoat. Another man, almost any other, would have idled while

the five minutes passed, and most men, especially busy men, would have

fussed nervously at having to wait when they were ready. But Lord

Kelvin, being the busiest of men, never wasted time by fussing, and

never lost it in idling. Having five minutes he would solve a problem,

so he pulled the memorandum book from his coat pocket, where he always

carried it, and sat on the stair and worked.

He was seventy then, but his spirits were as young as those of the

youngest of his students. They say that a man is as old as his

arteries. The saying might have originated with him, if it ever

occurred to him that he had arteries. But I am not sure that the

customary anatomy was not, in his case, reinforced by an ingenious

system of electrical conductors through which a mysterious energy was

driven by {97} his dynamic mind. Like all great teachers he was ever

learning. But it would be difficult to say when he began to learn, for

he was only ten years old when he entered the university! And he was

thoroughly equipped for entering upon his student work even at that

age. At twenty-two he was appointed Professor of Natural Philosophy,

and he held that professorship for the rest of his life!

Lord Kelvin was the greatest master of natural science in the

nineteenth century. The twentieth century has not, thus far, produced

his superior. He was born in 1824, he died in 1908. It was my

privilege to know him during the last fifteen years of his life. A

kinder man, one more considerate of the abysmal ignorance of the fellow

creatures with whom he came into contact, could not be imagined. He

was a plain Scotsman without a pose, without even a Scottish pose, and

it would be difficult, maybe impossible, to find a better embodiment of

life than that. Scottish he was, though born in Ireland. And his fame

was associated with that of Glasgow University which had the honour of

receiving him into student life and which received the greater honour

of his distinguished services for a period almost as long as the

psalmist allots to the life of a man.

When he was eighty-three he outlined, as, probably, he had often

outlined before, the plan of a boy's education. "By the age of

twelve," said he, "a boy should have learned to write his own language

with accuracy and some elegance; he should have a reading knowledge of

French, should be able to {98} translate Latin and easy Greek authors,

and should have some acquaintance with German. Having learned the

meaning of words, a boy should study Logic. I never found that the

small amount of Greek I learned was a hindrance to my acquiring some

knowledge of Natural Philosophy." Some knowledge of it! There,

indeed, was modesty. For who had more knowledge of natural philosophy,

or so much, as Lord Kelvin?

Is it necessary to say that he was not born to baronies? Surely, that

much all readers may be presumed to know, some wiseacre will remark.

But if one were painting a portrait instead of writing it, nothing

would be more futile than to omit the subject's nose on the presumption

that the public knew he had one. William Thomson, who became Lord

Kelvin, was born in Belfast, the younger of two brothers. The elder

brother was James, and he became famous as a professor of engineering.

He died, however, some fifteen years before his brother. James was

named for his father, and that James, the father, was born on a farm

near Ballynahinch, County Down. His Scotch ancestors had planted

themselves in Ireland in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

That farmer's boy had a huge hunger for knowledge. When he was eleven

or twelve years old he taught himself, having no teacher to aid him,

the principles of the sundial, so that he could make dials for any

latitude. Also, from books which he contrived to get, he learned the

elements of mathematics. By and by he began teaching in a little

school. He taught in the summers, and in {99} the winters he studied

at Glasgow University, continuing to do so for five years, and then he

was appointed a teacher in the Royal Academic Institute of Belfast.

When his son William had reached the age of eight, the scholarly parent

was appointed to the Professorship of Mathematics at Glasgow

University, a position he held for twenty years. His scientific

attainments were high, and his classical scholarship was distinguished.

He educated his sons himself, until each was ten, and then sent each to

the university. Lord Kelvin said to me once, when we were talking of

those early days: "I had a great father."

The Kelvin is a little stream that winds through the grounds of Glasgow

University. When Queen Victoria bestowed a peerage upon Sir William

Thomson (she had knighted him many years before that) he chose for his

title the name of the little stream by whose side he had spent his

fruitful and illustrious life. His had been a life of labour, but it

had been congenial labour. He had contributed vastly to the sum of

human knowledge; he had invented useful things, to the amazement of

pedantic men who think that science should remain with scientific

persons and never be applied to the wants of the world; at least, not

applied by the scientific discoverer of the principles or things. But

with all his theories he was a practical man, and he prospered. That

day when he sat on the stair for five minutes, and concentrated the

training of sixty years upon the page of a notebook, we went to White's.

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Once upon a time there was a White, a James White, who, in Glasgow,

made instruments of precision which found their way all over the world.

And so he became the maker of various things that Sir William Thomson,

afterward Lord Kelvin, had invented. When White died, or retired, or

possibly before that, Kelvin acquired his business and establishment

and continued the manufacture of instruments of precision, the

establishment being conducted under White's name, as before, and as

possibly it may be to this day. Anyhow, we went to White's, where Lord

Kelvin took me into his laboratory and showed me, among other things,

his "Siphon Recorder" which was very interesting, albeit very puzzling

to the non-technical mind. I asked him what it did. The technical

descriptions I had read were rather baffling. His answer was: "The

electric current in an under-sea cable, say an Atlantic cable, is very

weak and weary. This reaches out from the shore, and helps it along,

and writes down what it says." It was for this invention that he was

knighted in 1866. He had connected the hemispheres.

He was one of the courageous and hopeful band that laid and worked the

first Atlantic cables. Submarine telegraphy had been first employed in

1850 when a line was laid across the English Channel between Dover and

Calais. But the scientific camps were divided in opinion about the

practicability of working across thousands of miles of ocean-bed. One

faction declared it "beyond the resources of human skill." Robert

Stephenson said the project could end only in failure. Of course, the

{101} moneyed men were timid. Most of them were more than timid; they

were scared. Faraday had found that the transmission of signals by

submarine cable, on a line from Harwich to Holland, was not

instantaneous. "The line leaked," said the financial men, "and most of

the electricity that was pumped into it spilled into the sea. This

does not occur on land lines," they said; "we will not invest."

William Thomson discovered and formulated "the law which governs the

retardation of electrical signals in submarine lines." Whitehouse

found that with a line 1125 miles long, a signal required a second and

a half for transmission. Thomson's law showed that on a line long

enough to connect Ireland with Newfoundland the transmission of a

signal would require six seconds. This meant a dismally limited

service. Only a few words could be cabled in an hour. The croakers

were pleased. The men whose habit it is to say "I told you so" were

joyous. The financiers would use their capital for other purposes.

But Cyrus Field of New York found the money, and William Thomson found

the way to utilize his own law to make success out of what had seemed

to others to be defeat. He invented the "Siphon Recorder." Then the

cable was laid under the Atlantic, and on August 17, 1858, Thomson's

instruments sent and received this message:

"Europe and America are united by telegraph. Glory to God in the

highest, and on earth peace and goodwill toward men."

Two weeks later the cable broke. The world jeered and lost faith,

according to its habit. Some {102} called the cable undertaking "a

swindle", some "a hoax", some a silly toy. These were thoughtful

critics. Eight years passed, eight years of effort to make and

submerge a cable that would endure. In 1866 the difficulties were

overcome. The world congratulated itself and the men who had worked

the "miracle." Lord Kelvin told me the story as if it had been a

little affair of the day before. "There has been so much to think of

since then," said he, "and there is so much more to be done!

Harnessing Niagara is one thing." The men who plan things and do them

were already planning for that, and as in the cable project, they

called in Lord Kelvin to help.

"How far can we transmit electricity for power and lighting purposes?"

they asked.

"Three hundred miles," said he.

They laid their plans for a much shorter distance, within a hundred

miles, and they thought that Kelvin was dreaming. Years later, when

power and lighting current had been successfully conveyed over much

greater distances than Kelvin had suggested, an acquaintance of mine

asked him: "Why did n't you tell us that electric power can be

conducted over these greater distances? I thought three hundred miles

was the limit."

"The limit is not known," replied Lord Kelvin. "In the case you refer

to, I answered a specific question regarding a specific plan undertaken

for commercial purposes. The limit was improved by time and

circumstance, not by Nature. Ten years ago we could not build the

machinery that is built {103} to-day, nor, on a great scale, employ the

conductors that are used to-day. My suggestion concerned the means

then known, not the means that might be developed in a decade."

"Well, I lost a chance," said the would-be investor, who was also a

Scot.

"So, I imagine, did the capitalists of Archimedes' day. You will

remember that they failed to provide him with a fulcrum," said Lord

Kelvin dryly.

Lord Kelvin, when a young man, became permanently lame as the result of

a skating accident, but his lameness did not retard his physical

activity. Sir William Ramsay, the celebrated chemist who had been a

pupil of Kelvin, said that it "lent emphasis to his amusing class

demonstration of 'uniform velocity' when he, Kelvin, marched back and

forth behind his lecture-bench with as even a movement as his lameness

would permit; and the class generally burst into enthusiastic applause

when he altered his pace, and introduced them to the meaning of the

word 'acceleration.'"

Ramsay's opinion was that Kelvin "was not what would be called a good

lecturer; he was too discursive." Ramsay doubted whether any man "with

a brain so much above the ordinary, so much more rapid in action than

the average, can be a first-rate teacher.... But Kelvin never allowed

the interest of his students to flag. His aptness in illustration and

his vigour of language prevented that. Lecturing one day on 'Couples',

he explained how forces must be applied to constitute a Couple and

illustrated the direction of the forces by turning around the {104}

gas-bracket. This led to a discussion on the miserable quality of

Glasgow coal-gas and how it might be improved. Following again the

main idea, he caught hold of the door and swung it to and fro; but

again his mind diverged to the difference in the structure of English

and Scottish doors. We never forgot what a 'Couple' was--but the idea

might have been conveyed more succinctly." Yes, and ten to one the

receivers of it would have forgotten what a "Couple" was!

I heard Kelvin address the Royal Society in London while he was

president of that body. He had invited me to come, and I was curious

enough to see the most distinguished scientific body in the world

learning something from the world's most distinguished mathematician,

electrician, and natural philosopher. The hall in Burlington House was

filled. Had an earthquake swallowed the hall then, the world would

have been deprived instantaneously of dozens of men who were doing its

thinking for it. The subject of the discourse was not thrilling, nor

could the lecturer have been accused of an attempt to pander to

popularity. The subject was "The Homogeneous Division of Space."

There shot through the hour's talk a stream of descriptive phrases such

as "tetrakaidekahedronal cells", "parallelepipedal partitionings",

"enantiomorphs ", and their progeny.

The genial old gentleman on the platform would rest his weight upon his

hands on the table, or the lecture-desk, and lean forward towards his

audience, and tell some puzzling facts about nature's puzzles, {105}

pouring streams of numbers and their multiplications and divisions into

their ears while they floundered in the mathematical deluge. He would

see that he had them puzzled, that his mind was working too fast for

them; he must have surmised it from the expressions on their faces, for

while he announced theories, discoveries, and drew conclusions, they,

with all their knowledge and experience, would look as blank or

bewildered as schoolboys, and he would step back from the table and,

with a winning smile, remark, "It's this way", or "After all, it's

simpler than it seems", or "I think it would be demonstrated so", and

turning swiftly on one heel would face the blackboard and draw upon it

in strokes that were like flashes, a diagram which made it all so clear

that his hearers chuckled, or laughed outright; then swiftly he would

turn again and face them with that winning smile which seemed to mean,

"See how simple it is!" Then they would applaud him, which is very

difficult for the Royal Society to do.

Lord Kelvin's was the first house in the world to be lighted by

electricity throughout. He utilized the current in every nook and

corner, in attics and cellars, in cupboards, closets and wardrobes,

long before anybody else had attempted to do so. This was when

everybody else thought electric lighting a luxury, but his purpose was

to prove it a necessity. That was his way. Whenever he acquired new

knowledge he applied it forthwith to the betterment of the human lot.

He thought that science for the sake of science, or scientists, was as

stupid a formula as "art for art's sake." Cheese for cheese's sake

{106} would be quite as useful to mankind. Of what use was knowledge

if it were not applied to the needs of man?

He was a yachtsman, but not for sporting purposes, or faddishness, or

luxurious idleness. He loved the sea, and his yacht, a schooner named

_Lalla Rookh_, enabled him to wrest from the sea some of its secrets.

For twenty years he went sailing every summer, living aboard weeks at a

time. He held the certificate of a master navigator. It was on board

the _Lalla Rookh_ that he invented his famous apparatus for taking

soundings and his no less famous compass. These things became

necessities for navigators.

The first pair of telephonic instruments that Alexander Graham Bell

brought to Europe were presented by him to Lord Kelvin, who immediately

put them to use by connecting his house with that of his brother-in-law

and assistant, Doctor J. T. Bottomley. The first electrically lighted

house in the world was the first in the old world to be connected by

telephone for purposes professional, social, personal, and domestic.

For how could Kelvin, who was always peering into the future, be afraid

of new things? He peered into the past, too, for you remember how he

startled the orthodox mind by his calculations regarding the age of the

earth.

Lord Salisbury, just before he became Prime Minister for the last time

(his long term of 1895-1902) was Chancellor of the University of Oxford

and at the same time President of the British Association for the

Advancement of Science. At Oxford, {107} in a memorable year, and in

behalf of the University of which he was chancellor, he welcomed the

association of which he was president, and he reminded his learned

listeners that Lord Kelvin, whom he alluded to as "the greatest living

master of natural science amongst us", was the first to point out that

the amount of time required by the advocates of the Darwinian theory

for the working out of the process of evolution which they had imagined

"could not be conceded without assuming the existence of a totally

different set of natural laws from those with which we are acquainted."

Hot things cool. The once seething earth has cooled and is cooling.

So many million years ago it must have been hotter than now by

calculable degrees. "But if at any time it was hotter at the surface

by fifty degrees Fahrenheit than it is now, life would then have been

impossible on this planet."

Lord Kelvin assured us that organic life on earth cannot have existed

more than a hundred million years ago. So if you believed in

Archbishop Ussher's chronology, and niggardly dealt out to the earth an

age of only six thousand years, or went so far as Professor Tait with

his ten million, you had, by Kelvin's figuring, a tremendous margin to

fill up somehow. Of course the orthodox jumped and squealed. But the

geologists and biologists stamped and yelled. Some of them wanted more

than Kelvin's stingy allowance; they wanted not one hundred million

years, but hundreds of millions. And there was a pretty ferment in the

camps!

Sir William Ramsay I have quoted on Kelvin's {108} illustration, in the

class room, of the term "acceleration." Kelvin maintained speed when

he had got it up. Remember that he was lame, and consider his energy.

He would dart at an object that stood a few feet from him, on his

lecture-bench, use it for whatever demonstration was required, and then

dart at another, or at the blackboard, or at the pointer, as if he were

a busy bee extracting honey from the flowers. There was certainty

about everything he did; no hesitation, no floundering, no hemming and

hawing for a word, or the next act. His lameness merely lent emphasis

to the fact that he was walking; it did not prevent his swiftness of

movement. Across the grounds of the university I toiled after him like

"panting time." He gave the impression of readiness for a race, and

might challenge you at any minute. His gown was always streaming

behind him, his mortar-board cap in imminent danger of blowing off in

the breeze stirred by his advance. Well, he had raced the world many

years and had always won.

Some great men are so impressed by their own greatness that their

manner becomes ponderous and vast as if they lived in a belief that

they cast shadows on the sun. Not so Lord Kelvin, who never seemed to

think that great men thought him a greater than themselves. His manner

was simple, gentle, courteous, and direct. He was easy to talk with,

and yet he had no small talk. But it was not easy to answer his

questions. There was never such a man as he for asking questions

unless it were the Chinese Viceroy, Li Hung Chang. Whatever your

profession, {109} trade, interests in life, he would put questions that

went to the roots of your matter and revealed on his part a greater

knowledge of the problems involved than you dreamed existed. By

tireless questioning he learned. But where Li Hung Chang turned the

results of his questioning to his own benefit, Kelvin applied them to

the good of the world. Yet when, in 1896, they celebrated the fiftieth

anniversary of his professorship at Glasgow he was, I take it, the most

surprised man in all the galaxy of the famous. The dear old gentleman

with the domed head, the white hair, and generous white beard seemed to

be asking himself, "What next? Why all this fuss and feathers?" But

he was apparently genuinely pleased, too, for all the tributes bespoke

honest admiration of achievement and character. Fifty-one learned

societies, twelve colleges, and twenty-eight universities were

represented. They were of all countries. That day the world, and all

that was therein, lifted its hat to Lord Kelvin.

I may slip in here a quotation from Emerson. "In Newton," said

Emerson, "science was as easy as breathing; he used the same wit to

weigh the moon that he used to buckle his shoes; and all his life was

simple, wise, and majestic. So it was in Archimedes--always self-same,

like the sky. In Linnaeus, in Franklin, the like sweetness and

equality--no stilts, no tiptoe; and their results are wholesome and

memorable to all men."

What Lord Kelvin had done, and was still to do, could not be described

by any writing of less than encyclopaedic scope, and a knowledge as

wide and {110} deep as his own. Helmholtz may be quoted, as he has

been quoted by many who attempted the larger task from a scientific

standpoint. Helmholtz was his intimate friend. Helmholtz said: "He is

an eminent mathematician, but the gift to translate real facts into

mathematical equations, and vice versa, is, by far, more rare than to

find a solution of a given mathematical problem, and in this direction

he is most eminent and original."

Kelvin's first published paper was a defence of the mathematician,

Fourier. His second was on "The Uniform Motion of Heat in Homogeneous

Solid Bodies, and Its Connection With The Mathematical Theory of

Electricity." I think he was eighteen then. He was certainly showing

the bent of his mind. Fifty or sixty years later he said, in a

presidential address to the Royal Society: "Tribulation, not

undisturbed progress, gives life and soul, and leads to success where

success can be reached." I do not know what his tribulations were, but

they may have been the tribulations of defeat. He may have faced many

defeats, but he won more successes. And the world was more concerned

with scientific discoveries during his career than it had been in the

time of Count Rumford and Humphry Davy, whose work in disproving that

heat is a material body had been forgotten because nobody seemed to

think it more important than curious. Sometime in the eighteen-forties

James Prescott Joule ascertained the dynamical equivalent of heat, and

settled the fact that heat is a mode of motion. Kelvin may be said to

have leaped to the side of his friend.

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Lord Kelvin was the first to appreciate the importance of Joule's

discovery, and it was not long before he placed the whole subject of

thermodynamics on a scientific basis. He put his conclusions into

these easily understandable words: "During any transformation of energy

of one form into energy of another form, there is always a certain

amount of energy rendered unavailable for further useful application.

No known process in nature is exactly reversible: that is to say, there

is no known process by which we can convert a given amount of energy of

one form into energy of another form, and then, reversing the process,

reconvert the energy of the second form thus obtained into the original

quantity of energy of the first form. In fact, during any

transformation of energy from one form into another, there is always a

certain portion of energy changed into heat in the process of

conversion, and the heat thus produced becomes dissipated and diffused

by radiation and conduction. Consequently there is a tendency in

nature for all the energy in the universe, of whatever kind it be,

gradually to assume the form of heat, and having done so to become

equally diffused. Now, were all the energy of the universe converted

into uniformly diffused heat, it would cease to be available for

producing mechanical effort, since, for that purpose, we must have a

hot source and a cooler condenser. This gradual degradation of energy

is perpetually going on, and, sooner or later, unless there be some

restorative power of which we have, at present, no knowledge whatever,

the present state of things must come to an end."

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He revealed the Electrodynamics of Qualities of Metals; the size of

atoms, the horse-power of the sun; he determined the rigidity of the

earth, the laws of the tides, made far-reaching discoveries in

electricity, in vortex motion; it might be said of him that he took the

universe for his field.

But in a chapter like this one is tempted to dwell too long on high

achievements. What attracted one more than the achievements was the

man, the kindly, sympathetic man who loved truth not celebrity, and

work more than its rewards. He was ever the same, whether one met him

in Glasgow, London, at sea, or in America, the same simple,

straightforward, kindly character. He retained his mental activity to

the end. He died at eighty-four, and seemed only to be departing on

another journey in quest of truth and friendship.

On one of the afternoons when I sat with him in his study, within the

precincts of the university, he said, "Patience, great patience is the

need of this generation. It asks results before it earns them. Man is

too wasteful of the resources he finds in the earth. The most of our

coal is lost in smoke; the most of our heat is dissipated in the air.

We need patience not less than courage in dealing with our problems."

The study was lined with engravings and photographs. Darwin and Joule

and Faraday looked down from the walls, and there were pictures of the

cable-laying ships, the _Hooper_, and the _Great Eastern_. There were

trophies of travel,--from specimens of sea-bottom along the African

coast, to quite personal mementos of his lectures at {113} Johns

Hopkins University and other places in America.

A typical day of Lord Kelvin's was, in outline, this: After breakfast

he would, at nine, face his class in the university and lecture for an

hour. I heard him in such an hour lecture on "Kepler's Laws." He

lectured to his class three days a week. After the lecture he would go

to White's where he was perfecting an electric metre. After White's he

would return to the university and lecture until one o'clock, say, on

the "Higher Mathematics." Then home to lunch. After lunch consulting

work on the lighting of a town by electricity. After that an hour in

Lady Kelvin's drawing-room, taking tea with friends. Then work in the

study over the laws governing the formation of crystals. Then dinner.

Then calculations in the study, or writing a paper for one of the

numerous societies of which he was a working member. In the intervals,

with his secretary's aid, he would attend to his correspondence. And,

if waiting for his secretary, out of a coat pocket would come the

little green book, and into it would go notes, calculations, or

diagrams, perhaps all three. That little green book would come out

whenever he had a minute to spare, in his dressing-room, or on the

stairs, or in a train, or a cab, wherever he happened to be, and the

thought flashed. I often wondered what his thoughts were on the

conservation of personal energy.

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