CHAPTER II

LONDON IN THE LATE SEVENTIES

London was a more livable place in the late seventies than it is now,

or so it seems to me, as it seems to many others who knew the town in

that earlier time. There were not so many means for getting everywhere

as there are now, and yet we got everywhere,--everywhere, that is, that

we wished to go. We were not in a hurry then, and there was more

consideration for the old and the lame than there is now. Now there is

none at all in the streets or under them. The electric age was

prophesied, but nothing more. Nobody in England believed in

prophecies. There were arc lights on Holborn Viaduct and the Thames

Embankment, nowhere else, but the incandescent lamp had not appeared.

There was nothing electrical, in our modern sense, except the

telegraph. The telephone was unknown. It is almost unknown to-day, if

London's use of it be compared with New York's. There was no electric

traction, and the petrol age was nearly a quarter of a century distant.

But for all these drawbacks, as I daresay they may be regarded by the

youth of the present hour, London was the most livable place in the

world, if you loved cities; it had a charm, a fascination all its own.

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That charm is not to be described. How can it be described, any more

than the charm of a charming woman? You are conscious of it, you know

that there is nothing like it, you are sorry for those who must live

elsewhere and cannot come under its spell; they have missed that much

out of life. You experience a certain largeness of heart, and would

like to give everybody a June in London, but reluctantly acknowledge

that every one must take the will for the deed.

But if you attempt to analyse London it will baffle your effort. It is

at once so splendid and so mean, so spacious and so meagre, so

beautiful and so ugly, so noisy and so quiet, so restless and restful,

that the farther you go the more puzzled you become, unless having

begun by questioning it you end by accepting. Take it in its own way

and you will see that it is in itself a problem that cannot be solved

by a study of weeks or months; it is a study for a lifetime, for many

lifetimes. For instance: architecturally it is too often saddening and

mean.

Some one will fly into a rage when he reads the preceding sentence. He

will ask resentfully if I think Westminster Abbey, the Parliament

Buildings, St. Paul's Cathedral sad, or mean, or shabby. Of course I

do not. Their nobility and beauty almost redeem the hundreds of square

miles of common-place and melancholy builders' work that encumbers

London. Yet how the mean shops press upon St. Paul's and shut it in!

Could anything be uglier than the National Gallery? Could any

important thoroughfare be more conducive to depression of {11} spirits

than Victoria Street? It's not the old London that is architecturally

ugly and mean; it is the modern London, and usually the more modern the

greater the affliction to the eye. Somebody said, I think it was

Schelling, "Architecture is frozen music." Would not anybody say that

the Methodist mountain in Westminster is frozen pudding?

London in the late seventies was architecturally less saddening than

now, because less that was pretentious and defiant of good taste had

been undertaken. Its public buildings of later date are the worst in

Europe, excepting those that have arisen in Germany. Squat, heavy, out

of proportion, lacking in dignity, in beauty, they seem to have been

erected for the purpose of proving that in architecture the modern

Briton will neither imitate nor aspire. "The finest site in Europe" is

almost the meanest sight. The marvel is that a capital and a country

having so many fine models of earlier date do not repeat them, improve

upon them, or attempt even a finer taste. The opportunities have been

unrivalled, but about the achievements the less said the better. Acres

of slums have been swept away to be superseded by miles of masonry

which serve mainly to prevent an acquaintance with good taste. What

public "improvement" could be shabbier than Shaftsbury Avenue, meaner

than newer Whitehall, or more commonplace than Kingsway and Aldwych?

What department of a Government could have blocked a vista so

remorselessly as the Admiralty has done, or have betrayed a contempt

for beauty more disheartening than the County {12} Council has shown in

its latest horror at Westminster Bridge?

The majestic beauties of London seem to have developed by accident

rather than by design. The view down Waterloo Place to the Abbey and

the Victoria Tower and the view eastward from the Serpentine Bridge in

Hyde Park have certainly done so. The view down the river from

Waterloo Bridge, or Westminster, was never planned; it grew slowly,

being first blessed by every natural advantage that a patient

Providence could bestow. In its buildings of a private character, its

domestic architecture, London still has much to seek; monotony has been

the rule, but the style has not deteriorated. In some respects and

localities it has much improved; there is evidence that imagination has

been allowed to exercise itself, that all house owners do not, in these

times, think alike, and are not content with dwellings which, outwardly

at least, seem, class by class, to have been run from one mould.

Individuality begins to express itself as if, at last, some Londoners

were beginning to lose their fear of becoming conspicuous. An advance

in taste has run concurrently with the decline of the top hat and frock

coat.

But the interiors of English buildings of all kinds, public as well as

private, churches as well as theatres, offices no less than railway

stations, clubs, homes, hotels, all are draughty, as lacking in warmth

as they were when I first knew them. The exceptions are so few that

they are advertised. Central heating is still regarded as a fad,

constant hot water is a {13} novelty; there is a superstitious regard

for cold air as pure air, and a fear of warm air as impure. But the

worst cold is that of dampness, and many houses are never dry. Mildew

is common in their closets, chill in the bedrooms, and their halls are

rheumatic. Rheumatism, and its allies lumbago, influenza, pneumonia,

and consumption are the customary ills. When the Briton is cold

indoors he goes out for a walk and warms his blood. The theory is that

artificial warmth is unhealthful; the truth is that it is an expense to

which the Briton objects, and that he has not learned how to warm his

house. The tough survive. The delicate, the aged, the invalid, or the

sedentary take their chances, and while they live do so with an

unbelievable lack of comfort. Consequently the English complain of

cold when the American would think the temperature moderate; but the

American uses heat to keep his house dry as well as warm. He often

overdoes it; he often goes as far in one direction as the Briton in the

other. But an English house warmed in the American way, not

necessarily to the usual American degree, is always appreciated by the

Briton, although he may be far from understanding the reason of his

content. London had a charm in the late seventies that it lost when

the Twentieth Century was still young,--the charm of leisure. The

internal-combustion engine drove leisure from the land. The old

two-horse 'bus was a leisurely thing. Even the four-horse express

'busses that plied between the Swan at Clapham to Gracechurch Street,

and similar urban and suburban centres, were leisurely enough, {14}

compared with the electric trains and motor 'busses that now rush the

city man to and fro. They were not comfortable, those horse-drawn

caravans with their knifeboard roofs and perilous scaling ladders, that

is, they were not comfortable excepting on the box seats to which every

man's ambition soared. There, sheltered by great leathery aprons, the

lucky passenger braved the weather, beheld the passing world, and

exchanged small talk with the driver who condescended affably to

discourse, with his "regulars", the news of the day. The smart hansom

disappeared long ago. Smart as it was it was leisurely compared with

the flashing taxi and motor which have superseded "London's gondola",

as Disraeli called it. And, Heaven knows, the sulphurous underground

was leisurely beyond words.

Everybody rushes now. London has no more time to spare than New York

has. It seems a dream that, when I first entered an English train, the

custom was for the railway guards to call, "Take your time, take your

time!" But that was their call forty years ago.

Gradually the street cries have lessened in variety, in character, and

in interest. The simple trades that announced their wares by a snatch

of something that passed for song have disappeared one by one. Even

the muffin man is vocal no longer, and his bell is silent. Whatever

may have caused the other merchants of the curb to vanish, the war and

short rations removed the muffin man. He was almost the last, perhaps

actually the last of the creatures who gave to London streets an

old-world sound or savour.

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When the late seventies were still on the calendar, and for long after,

the silk hat was an unrelenting tyrant, and in the City, among

stockbrokers, it bore a special gloss. Every male above the age and

status of an office boy or a labouring man wore a silk hat. Without

that ugly and inconvenient headgear you would not call upon your

solicitor, or appear at your banker's, or negotiate a contract, much

less intrude upon an official person. The silk hat was a sign of

respectability. In the House of Commons it seemed a symbol of the

majesty of the British Constitution. There, to this day, the head must

be covered, as if the members were in a synagogue. In summer time

straw hats were unknown, excepting for the sex that was gentler then,

and invariably the sex wore furs with its straws. A man who ventured

in a straw hat incurred the risk of obloquy. At any rate, he was as

marked and ridiculous an object as Jonas Hanway when, in an earlier

century, he raised an umbrella in Oxford Street.

Temple Bar was standing where Fleet Street joins the Strand; the new

Law Courts which now overlook its site were in process of construction;

the Griffin was undreamed of. Northumberland Avenue had been opened

but was incomplete. The modern hotels had yet to be promoted. The

Grand was the first of these, but its fortunes were thought hazardous.

There was no Metropole, or Victoria, although their walls were going

up. Rimmel's perfumery warehouse stood where the Savoy is now, and

that sordid adventurer Hobbs (or was it Jabez Balfour?) had not

preempted the site of the Cecil which was {16} then covered with

lodging houses, chambers, and private hotels. There was no Carlton, no

Ritz, no Waldorf; even the Great Central was not in being, and the only

restaurants of consequence were the Criterion, St. James', Gatti's old

Adelaide Gallery, half its present size, the Cafe Royal, Very's, and

the stuffy predecessor of the present Holborn.

The first run of "Pinafore" had not ended, the revival of Old Drury's

prosperous days had not begun; "Our Boys" had been running for nearly

five thousand nights at the Vaudeville; Sothern was making his last

appearances in the last season of the unremodelled Haymarket; there was

the Alhambra but no Empire, no Hippodrome, no Coliseum; St. James'

Hall, but no Queen's Hall; the Albert Hall was mostly empty, the

old-style music halls were mostly full; Mr. Pinero was acting small

parts in Irving's company and had not written so much as the scenario

of a one-act play; Henry Arthur Jones had not been heard of; Bernard

Shaw was unknown, Adelaide Neilson was at the height of her brief

career, Forbes Robertson had begun his, and Buckstone's days were

ending. The era of the Kendals and John Hare at the St. James' was yet

to come, but the happy reign of the Bancrofts, at the old Prince of

Wales', behind the Tottenham Court Road, where the Scala now stands,

had yet to close.

George Meredith was not only "caviare to the general" but "the general"

were a little shocked when they learned that he was still a reader for

a publishing house and a writer when he had the time. "The general"

found delight in the fiction of Miss {17} Braddon and Mrs. Henry Wood,

and, of course, Ouida, as they would delight now if these ladies were

spinning copy; Kipling was at school, and Barrie dreaming in the north.

We had William Black and Walter Besant and James Rice, but no Society

of Authors, and no literary knights. If the world is small now it was

very large then, but "sausage and mashed" were cheap at the top of

London Bridge, threepence for a pair of hulking sausages and a liberal

plate of mashed potato, a penny more for a great hunk of bread, and

tu'ppence more for half a tankard of beer.

A certain splendid swagger departed from London Streets when the

regiments quartered in town abandoned their gorgeous uniforms and

dressed less like magnificos and more like fighting men. They were

fighting men though, they and their successors who held back the

outnumbering German rush from the Channel ports of France in 1914, as

all the world knows, and none know better than the Huns. But they were

dandies too, those earlier men, and they filled the eye. Their saucy

scarlet, short-waisted jackets, their jaunty fatigue caps, their tight

trousers with broad red stripes, on shapely legs which seemed

tremendous in length, were at once the admiration of nursemaids and the

envy of small boys, lending, as they did, colour and form to these dun

streets. Will the glorious colossi who strode thus habited be seen

again this side of Charon's ferry; or will their successors lead the

simple life in khaki and puttees?

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