V.

_That the farther you go South, the hotter is the Climate._

Gentle Reader, as thou art a Person of Understanding, thou wilt pardon the

Want of Connection and Form which thou findest in the different Subjects

which are here started for thy Entertainment: It would be very easy, in the

fair Copy which will be wrote over, to range them, in an Order, suitable to

the different Branches to which they belong; but why should I pester thee

with Form, when there is nothing so agreeable to a Man of Taste as an easy

Variety? Therefore, though it is ten to one that, before I have done with

thee, I shall have some more Discourse with thee about Musical Instruments,

yet I shall not humour thee as a Critic so much as to give thee it now;

well knowing, that if thou art determined to _Review_ me, thou mayest find

Abundance of other Opportunities for it in this Book: And likewise, that if

thou dost approve of what is here discussed, thou wilt, if thou art a

good-natured honest Fellow, pass by a little Incorrectness; for what else

can a Man hope for in a Book which treats of nothing but Blunders? However

the two following Sections may afford thee some Entertainment, if thou art

a Man of Learning, and if thou art not a Man of Learning, they will give

thee some Instruction; and to tell thee the Truth, the Subject of them is

so Philosophical, that if we were not fully convinced of the Truth of what

will be alledged, we should be afraid to undertake it.

For in this little Pamphlet, Philosophy will be avoided as much as

possible, that is, it never will be introduced at all, unless it is

absolutely necessary to call in it's Aid, in order to prove the Truth of

any Thing which shall be asserted. But to the Point; which is, to rectify

the vulgar Error, which supposes, that the farther a Person goes South, the

hotter will be the Climate.

This is so well known to be an Error, by all Men of Science, and by all

Navigators, that it is needless to say much about it, only just to relate

the Truth, that those who are mistaken in their Way may be set in the right

Road. But to proceed.

The two Poles of the Earth, that is, the two North and South Extremities of

the Globe, are in such a Position, or are so inclined to the Sun, or to the

Plain of the Ecliptic, as never to have any Rays fall directly over their

Heads, or they never have him any higher than a little above their Horizon,

or the Surface of the Earth; for which Reason it is always cold at the

North and South Poles, which will naturally be the Case, as any one may

experience by the different Position of the Sun, in Summer and Winter, in

our own Climates.

The Case is exactly contrary at the Æquator, or on the Middle of the Globe,

which is farthest from the two Poles, for there they have the Sun over

their Heads at Noon all the Year round; for which Reason it is always hot

under the Line, yet not always the hottest of any Part of the Globe, as has

been sometimes philosophically supposed, and which shall be the Subject of

the next Chapter, to introduce which this was principally intended.

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