7.0 to 8.30. Rise, breakfast, and make out shopping-list. I put down:--

Waterproof for Henry.

School-frock and boots for the Kid.

Replenish household linen.

9.0. Arrive at large emporium just as the doors open. Ask to be directed to

gentleman's mackintoshes. Pause on the way to look at evening wraps marked

down from five guineas to 98/11. It seems a sweeping reduction, but I do

not require an evening wrap.

9.10 to 10.15. Try on evening wraps. Select a perfectly sweet _Rose du

Barri_ duvetyn lined _gris foncé_.

10.15. Continuing to head for mackintoshes. The course runs past a job-line

in silk hosiery. Remember I ought to get stockings to go with the evening

wrap.

10.15 to 11.5. Match stockings.

11.15. Arrive at gentlemen's mackintoshes. Find they are not being reduced

in the sale. Observe however that some handsome silk shirts with broad

stripes are marked half-price; get three for Henry, also a fancy waistcoat

at 6/11-3/4 (was 25/-), only slightly soiled down front.

11.40. Ask for Children's Department. Take wrong turning and arrive at

millinery.

11.40 to 1.10. Try on hats. Decide on a ducky little toque and a

fascinating river hat (for next summer).

1.10 to 1.30. Still asking for Children's Department. When it is finally

given to me I am told that useful school-frocks have all been sold.

1.30 to 6.30. Drift to Shoe Department; secure a pair of pink satin

slippers--rather tight, but amazingly cheap. Swept by crowd into "Fancy

Goods"; make several purchases. Get taken in a crush to "Evening

Accessories"; am persuaded to buy.

6.35. Leave emporium. It is raining heavily.

7.15. Arrive home wet and exhausted. Have an argument, conducted affably on

my side, with Henry, who flatly refuses to wear the half-price striped

shirts or pay for the only-slightly-soiled waistcoat. He makes pointed

remarks about the bad weather, with cynical reference to mackintoshes. Am

struck afresh by the selfishness of men.

7.45. Remember that I have forgotten household linen and Kid's boots, but

determine not to let this spoil my good temper.

8.0. Dine alone with Henry. Do my best to show a forgiving spirit in face

of his egoism. So to bed, conscious of a day well spent.

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