From the _dramatis personæ_ in a Malta opera-programme:--

"Singers, Old Beans, and Abbés."

The "old beans" no doubt were drawn from the local garrison.

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"The old wooden streets which survived in the more ancient parts of the

capital [Petrograd] have, on account of the lack of fuel since the

Bolshevists became all-powerful, been torn down and demobilished."--

_Daily Paper_.

The last word in destructiveness.

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"The standing joint committee of the Industrial Women's Organisations

have passed a resolution unanimously endorsing the action of the

Consumers' Council in opposing the decontrol of meat."--_Daily

Graphic_.

The "standing joint" committee would seem to be the very one for the job.

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[Illustration: MANNERS AND MODES.

HOW TO APPEAR BEAUTIFUL THOUGH PLAIN:--SURROUND YOURSELF WITH SPECIMENS OF

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