The pot said the kettle was black. And the kettle said the pot was black.
And the pot said the kettle was black. And the kettle said the pot was
black. And they kept it up.
In the middle of the dispute in came two servants. One seized the pot and
the other seized the kettle, and they scrubbed them both within an inch
of their lives. So I suppose the servants thought both were black. What
do you think?