CHAPTER XLI.

When I last made a memorandum, we were at Ephesus. We are in Syria, now,

encamped in the mountains of Lebanon. The interregnum has been long,

both as to time and distance. We brought not a relic from Ephesus!

After gathering up fragments of sculptured marbles and breaking ornaments

from the interior work of the Mosques; and after bringing them at a cost

of infinite trouble and fatigue, five miles on muleback to the railway

depot, a government officer compelled all who had such things to

disgorge! He had an order from Constantinople to look out for our party,

and see that we carried nothing off. It was a wise, a just, and a

well-deserved rebuke, but it created a sensation. I never resist a

temptation to plunder a stranger's premises without feeling insufferably

vain about it. This time I felt proud beyond expression. I was serene

in the midst of the scoldings that were heaped upon the Ottoman

government for its affront offered to a pleasuring party of entirely

respectable gentlemen and ladies I said, “We that have free souls, it

touches us not.” The shoe not only pinched our party, but it pinched

hard; a principal sufferer discovered that the imperial order was

inclosed in an envelop bearing the seal of the British Embassy at

Constantinople, and therefore must have been inspired by the

representative of the Queen. This was bad--very bad. Coming solely

from the Ottomans, it might have signified only Ottoman hatred of

Christians, and a vulgar ignorance as to genteel methods of expressing

it; but coming from the Christianized, educated, politic British

legation, it simply intimated that we were a sort of gentlemen and

ladies who would bear watching! So the party regarded it, and were

incensed accordingly. The truth doubtless was, that the same

precautions would have been taken against any travelers, because the

English Company who have acquired the right to excavate Ephesus, and

have paid a great sum for that right, need to be protected, and deserve

to be. They can not afford to run the risk of having their hospitality

abused by travelers, especially since travelers are such notorious

scorners of honest behavior.

We sailed from Smyrna, in the wildest spirit of expectancy, for the chief

feature, the grand goal of the expedition, was near at hand--we were

approaching the Holy Land! Such a burrowing into the hold for trunks

that had lain buried for weeks, yes for months; such a hurrying to and

fro above decks and below; such a riotous system of packing and

unpacking; such a littering up of the cabins with shirts and skirts, and

indescribable and unclassable odds and ends; such a making up of bundles,

and setting apart of umbrellas, green spectacles and thick veils; such a

critical inspection of saddles and bridles that had never yet touched

horses; such a cleaning and loading of revolvers and examining of

bowie-knives; such a half-soling of the seats of pantaloons with

serviceable buckskin; then such a poring over ancient maps; such a

reading up of Bibles and Palestine travels; such a marking out of

routes; such exasperating efforts to divide up the company into little

bands of congenial spirits who might make the long and arduous Journey

without quarreling; and morning, noon and night, such mass-meetings in

the cabins, such speech-making, such sage suggesting, such worrying and

quarreling, and such a general raising of the very mischief, was never

seen in the ship before!

But it is all over now. We are cut up into parties of six or eight, and

by this time are scattered far and wide. Ours is the only one, however,

that is venturing on what is called “the long trip”--that is, out into

Syria, by Baalbec to Damascus, and thence down through the full length of

Palestine. It would be a tedious, and also a too risky journey, at this

hot season of the year, for any but strong, healthy men, accustomed

somewhat to fatigue and rough life in the open air. The other parties

will take shorter journeys.

For the last two months we have been in a worry about one portion of this

Holy Land pilgrimage. I refer to transportation service. We knew very

well that Palestine was a country which did not do a large passenger

business, and every man we came across who knew any thing about it gave

us to understand that not half of our party would be able to get dragomen

and animals. At Constantinople every body fell to telegraphing the

American Consuls at Alexandria and Beirout to give notice that we wanted

dragomen and transportation. We were desperate--would take horses,

jackasses, cameleopards, kangaroos--any thing. At Smyrna, more

telegraphing was done, to the same end. Also fearing for the worst, we

telegraphed for a large number of seats in the diligence for Damascus,

and horses for the ruins of Baalbec.

As might have been expected, a notion got abroad in Syria and Egypt that

the whole population of the Province of America (the Turks consider us a

trifling little province in some unvisited corner of the world,) were

coming to the Holy Land--and so, when we got to Beirout yesterday, we

found the place full of dragomen and their outfits. We had all intended

to go by diligence to Damascus, and switch off to Baalbec as we went

along--because we expected to rejoin the ship, go to Mount Carmel, and

take to the woods from there. However, when our own private party of

eight found that it was possible, and proper enough, to make the “long

trip,” we adopted that programme. We have never been much trouble to a

Consul before, but we have been a fearful nuisance to our Consul at

Beirout. I mention this because I can not help admiring his patience,

his industry, and his accommodating spirit. I mention it also, because I

think some of our ship's company did not give him as full credit for his

excellent services as he deserved.

Well, out of our eight, three were selected to attend to all business

connected with the expedition. The rest of us had nothing to do but look

at the beautiful city of Beirout, with its bright, new houses nestled

among a wilderness of green shrubbery spread abroad over an upland that

sloped gently down to the sea; and also at the mountains of Lebanon that

environ it; and likewise to bathe in the transparent blue water that

rolled its billows about the ship (we did not know there were sharks

there.) We had also to range up and down through the town and look at the

costumes. These are picturesque and fanciful, but not so varied as at

Constantinople and Smyrna; the women of Beirout add an agony--in the two

former cities the sex wear a thin veil which one can see through (and

they often expose their ancles,) but at Beirout they cover their entire

faces with dark-colored or black veils, so that they look like mummies,

and then expose their breasts to the public. A young gentleman (I

believe he was a Greek,) volunteered to show us around the city, and said

it would afford him great pleasure, because he was studying English and

wanted practice in that language. When we had finished the rounds,

however, he called for remuneration--said he hoped the gentlemen would

give him a trifle in the way of a few piastres (equivalent to a few five

cent pieces.) We did so. The Consul was surprised when he heard it, and

said he knew the young fellow's family very well, and that they were an

old and highly respectable family and worth a hundred and fifty thousand

dollars! Some people, so situated, would have been ashamed of the berth

he had with us and his manner of crawling into it.

At the appointed time our business committee reported, and said all

things were in readdress--that we were to start to-day, with horses, pack

animals, and tents, and go to Baalbec, Damascus, the Sea of Tiberias, and

thence southward by the way of the scene of Jacob's Dream and other

notable Bible localities to Jerusalem--from thence probably to the Dead

Sea, but possibly not--and then strike for the ocean and rejoin the ship

three or four weeks hence at Joppa; terms, five dollars a day apiece, in

gold, and every thing to be furnished by the dragoman. They said we

would lie as well as at a hotel. I had read something like that before,

and did not shame my judgment by believing a word of it. I said nothing,

however, but packed up a blanket and a shawl to sleep in, pipes and

tobacco, two or three woollen shirts, a portfolio, a guide-book, and a

Bible. I also took along a towel and a cake of soap, to inspire respect

in the Arabs, who would take me for a king in disguise.

We were to select our horses at 3 P.M. At that hour Abraham, the

dragoman, marshaled them before us. With all solemnity I set it down

here, that those horses were the hardest lot I ever did come across, and

their accoutrements were in exquisite keeping with their style. One

brute had an eye out; another had his tail sawed off close, like a

rabbit, and was proud of it; another had a bony ridge running from his

neck to his tail, like one of those ruined aqueducts one sees about Rome,

and had a neck on him like a bowsprit; they all limped, and had sore

backs, and likewise raw places and old scales scattered about their

persons like brass nails in a hair trunk; their gaits were marvelous to

contemplate, and replete with variety under way the procession looked

like a fleet in a storm. It was fearful. Blucher shook his head and

said:

“That dragon is going to get himself into trouble fetching these old

crates out of the hospital the way they are, unless he has got a permit.”

I said nothing. The display was exactly according to the guide-book, and

were we not traveling by the guide-book? I selected a certain horse

because I thought I saw him shy, and I thought that a horse that had

spirit enough to shy was not to be despised.

At 6 o'clock P.M., we came to a halt here on the breezy summit of a

shapely mountain overlooking the sea, and the handsome valley where dwelt

some of those enterprising Phoenicians of ancient times we read so much

about; all around us are what were once the dominions of Hiram, King of

Tyre, who furnished timber from the cedars of these Lebanon hills to

build portions of King Solomon's Temple with.

Shortly after six, our pack train arrived. I had not seen it before, and

a good right I had to be astonished. We had nineteen serving men and

twenty-six pack mules! It was a perfect caravan. It looked like one,

too, as it wound among the rocks. I wondered what in the very mischief

we wanted with such a vast turn-out as that, for eight men. I wondered

awhile, but soon I began to long for a tin plate, and some bacon and

beans. I had camped out many and many a time before, and knew just what

was coming. I went off, without waiting for serving men, and unsaddled

my horse, and washed such portions of his ribs and his spine as projected

through his hide, and when I came back, behold five stately circus tents

were up--tents that were brilliant, within, with blue, and gold, and

crimson, and all manner of splendid adornment! I was speechless. Then

they brought eight little iron bedsteads, and set them up in the tents;

they put a soft mattress and pillows and good blankets and two snow-white

sheets on each bed. Next, they rigged a table about the centre-pole, and

on it placed pewter pitchers, basins, soap, and the whitest of towels

--one set for each man; they pointed to pockets in the tent, and said we

could put our small trifles in them for convenience, and if we needed

pins or such things, they were sticking every where. Then came the

finishing touch--they spread carpets on the floor! I simply said, “If

you call this camping out, all right--but it isn't the style I am used

to; my little baggage that I brought along is at a discount.”

It grew dark, and they put candles on the tables--candles set in bright,

new, brazen candlesticks. And soon the bell--a genuine, simon-pure bell

--rang, and we were invited to “the saloon.” I had thought before that

we had a tent or so too many, but now here was one, at least, provided

for; it was to be used for nothing but an eating-saloon. Like the

others, it was high enough for a family of giraffes to live in, and was

very handsome and clean and bright-colored within. It was a gem of a

place. A table for eight, and eight canvas chairs; a table-cloth and

napkins whose whiteness and whose fineness laughed to scorn the things we

were used to in the great excursion steamer; knives and forks,

soup-plates, dinner-plates--every thing, in the handsomest kind of

style. It was wonderful! And they call this camping out. Those

stately fellows in baggy trowsers and turbaned fezzes brought in a

dinner which consisted of roast mutton, roast chicken, roast goose,

potatoes, bread, tea, pudding, apples, and delicious grapes; the viands

were better cooked than any we had eaten for weeks, and the table made a

finer appearance, with its large German silver candlesticks and other

finery, than any table we had sat down to for a good while, and yet that

polite dragoman, Abraham, came bowing in and apologizing for the whole

affair, on account of the unavoidable confusion of getting under way for

a very long trip, and promising to do a great deal better in future!

It is midnight, now, and we break camp at six in the morning.

They call this camping out. At this rate it is a glorious privilege to

be a pilgrim to the Holy Land.

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