CHAPTER I.

Popular Talk of the Excursion--Programme of the Trip--Duly Ticketed for

the Excursion--Defection of the Celebrities

CHAPTER II.

Grand Preparations--An Imposing Dignitary--The European Exodus

--Mr. Blucher's Opinion--Stateroom No. 10--The Assembling of the Clans

--At Sea at Last

CHAPTER III.

“Averaging” the Passengers--Far, far at Sea.--Tribulation among the

Patriarchs--Seeking Amusement under Difficulties--Five Captains in the

Ship

CHAPTER IV.

The Pilgrims Becoming Domesticated--Pilgrim Life at Sea

--“Horse-Billiards”--The “Synagogue”--The Writing School--Jack's “Journal”

--The “Q. C. Club”--The Magic Lantern--State Ball on Deck--Mock Trials

--Charades--Pilgrim Solemnity--Slow Music--The Executive Officer Delivers

an Opinion

CHAPTER V.

Summer in Mid-Atlantic--An Eccentric Moon--Mr. Blucher Loses Confidence

--The Mystery of “Ship Time”--The Denizens of the Deep--“Land Hoh”

--The First Landing on a Foreign Shore--Sensation among the Natives

--Something about the Azores Islands--Blucher's Disastrous Dinner

--The Happy Result

CHAPTER VI.

Solid Information--A Fossil Community--Curious Ways and Customs

--Jesuit Humbuggery--Fantastic Pilgrimizing--Origin of the Russ Pavement

--Squaring Accounts with the Fossils--At Sea Again

CHAPTER VII.

A Tempest at Night--Spain and Africa on Exhibition--Greeting a Majestic

Stranger--The Pillars of Hercules--The Rock of Gibraltar--Tiresome

Repetition--“The Queen's Chair”--Serenity Conquered--Curiosities of

the Secret Caverns--Personnel of Gibraltar--Some Odd Characters

--A Private Frolic in Africa--Bearding a Moorish Garrison (without loss

of life)--Vanity Rebuked--Disembarking in the Empire of Morocco

CHAPTER VIII.

The Ancient City of Tangier, Morocco--Strange Sights--A Cradle of

Antiquity--We become Wealthy--How they Rob the Mail in Africa--The Danger

of being Opulent in Morocco

CHAPTER IX.

A Pilgrim--in Deadly Peril--How they Mended the Clock--Moorish

Punishments for Crime--Marriage Customs--Looking Several ways for Sunday

--Shrewd, Practice of Mohammedan Pilgrims--Reverence for Cats--Bliss of

being a Consul-General

CHAPTER X.

Fourth of July at Sea--Mediterranean Sunset--The “Oracle” is Delivered

of an Opinion--Celebration Ceremonies--The Captain's Speech--France in

Sight--The Ignorant Native--In Marseilles--Another Blunder--Lost in

the Great City--Found Again--A Frenchy Scene

CHAPTER XI.

Getting used to it--No Soap--Bill of Fare, Table d'hote--“An American

Sir”--A Curious Discovery--The “Pilgrim” Bird--Strange Companionship

--A Grave of the Living--A Long Captivity--Some of Dumas' Heroes--Dungeon

of the Famous “Iron Mask.”

CHAPTER XII.

A Holiday Flight through France--Summer Garb of the Landscape--Abroad

on the Great Plains--Peculiarities of French Cars--French Politeness

American Railway Officials--“Twenty Minutes to Dinner!”--Why there

are no Accidents--The “Old Travellers”--Still on the Wing--Paris at

Last----French Order and Quiet--Place of the Bastile--Seeing the Sights

--A Barbarous Atrocity--Absurd Billiards

CHAPTER XIII.

More Trouble--Monsieur Billfinger--Re-Christening the Frenchman--In the

Clutches of a Paris Guide--The International Exposition--Fine Military

Review--Glimpse of the Emperor Napoleon and the Sultan of Turkey

CHAPTER XIV.

The Venerable Cathedral of Notre-Dame--Jean Sanspeur's Addition

--Treasures and Sacred Relics--The Legend of the Cross--The Morgue--The

Outrageious 'Can-Can'--Blondin Aflame--The Louvre Palace--The Great Park

--Showy Pageantry--Preservation of Noted Things

CHAPTER XV.

French National Burying--Ground--Among the Great Dead--The Shrine of

Disappointed Love--The Story of Abelard and Heloise--“English Spoken

Here”--“American Drinks Compounded Here”--Imperial Honors to an

American--The Over-estimated Grisette--Departure from Paris--A Deliberate

Opinion Concerning the Comeliness of American Women

CHAPTER XVI.

Versailles--Paradise Regained--A Wonderful Park--Paradise Lost

--Napoleonic Strategy

CHAPTER XVII.

War--The American Forces Victorious--” Home Again”--Italy in Sight

The “City of Palaces”--Beauty of the Genoese Women--The “Stub-Hunters”

--Among the Palaces--Gifted Guide--Church Magnificence--“Women not

Admitted”--How the Genoese Live--Massive Architecture--A Scrap of Ancient

History--Graves for 60,000

CHAPTER XVIII.

Flying Through Italy--Marengo--First Glimpse of the Famous Cathedral

--Description of some of its Wonders--A Horror Carved in Stone----An

Unpleasant Adventure--A Good Man--A Sermon from the Tomb--Tons of Gold

and Silver--Some More Holy Relics--Solomon's Temple

CHAPTER XIX

“Do You Wiz zo Haut can be?”--La Scala--Petrarch and Laura--Lucrezia

Borgia--Ingenious Frescoes--Ancient Roman Amphitheatre--A Clever

Delusion--Distressing Billiards--The Chief Charm of European Life--An

Italian Bath--Wanted: Soap--Crippled French--Mutilated English--The Most

Celebrated Painting in the World--Amateur Raptures--Uninspired Critics

--Anecdote--A Wonderful Echo--A Kiss for a Franc

CHAPTER XX

Rural Italy by Rail--Fumigated, According to Law--The Sorrowing

Englishman--Night by the Lake of Como--The Famous Lake--Its Scenery

--Como compared with Tahoe--Meeting a Shipmate

CHAPTER XXI.

The Pretty Lago di Lecco--A Carriage Drive in the Country--Astonishing

Sociability in a Coachman--Sleepy Land--Bloody Shrines--The Heart and

Home of Priestcraft--A Thrilling Mediaeval Romance--The Birthplace of

Harlequin--Approaching Venice

CHAPTER XXII.

Night in Venice--The “Gay Gondolier”--The Grand Fete by Moonlight

--The Notable Sights of Venice--The Mother of the Republics Desolate

CHANTER XXIII.

The Famous Gondola--The Gondola in an Unromantic Aspect--The Great Square

of St. Mark and the Winged Lion--Snobs, at Home and Abroad--Sepulchres of

the Great Dead--A Tilt at the “Old Masters”--A Contraband Guide

--The Conspiracy--Moving Again

CHAPTER XXIV.

Down Through Italy by Rail--Idling in Florence--Dante and Galileo--An

Ungrateful City--Dazzling Generosity--Wonderful Mosaics--The Historical

Arno--Lost Again--Found Again, but no Fatted Calf Ready--The Leaning

Tower of Pisa--The Ancient Duomo--The Old Original First Pendulum that

Ever Swung--An Enchanting Echo--A New Holy Sepulchre--A Relic of

Antiquity--A Fallen Republic--At Leghorn--At Home Again, and Satisfied,

on Board the Ship--Our Vessel an Object of Grave Suspicion--Garibaldi

Visited--Threats of Quarantine

CHAPTER XXV.

The Works of Bankruptcy--Railway Grandeur--How to Fill an Empty

Treasury--The Sumptuousness of Mother Church--Ecclesiastical Splendor

--Magnificence and Misery--General Execration--More Magnificence

A Good Word for the Priests--Civita Vecchia the Dismal--Off for Rome

CHAPTER XXVI.

The Modern Roman on His Travels--The Grandeur of St. Peter's--Holy Relics

--Grand View from the Dome--The Holy Inquisition--Interesting Old Monkish

Frauds--The Ruined Coliseum--The Coliseum in the Days of its Prime

--Ancient Playbill of a Coliseum Performance--A Roman Newspaper Criticism

1700 Years Old

CHAPTER XXVII.

“Butchered to Make a Roman Holiday”--The Man who Never Complained

--An Exasperating Subject--Asinine Guides--The Roman Catacombs

The Saint Whose Fervor Burst his Ribs--The Miracle of the Bleeding Heart

--The Legend of Ara Coeli

CHAPTER XXVIII.

Picturesque Horrors--The Legend of Brother Thomas--Sorrow Scientifically

Analyzed--A Festive Company of the Dead--The Great Vatican Museum

Artist Sins of Omission--The Rape of the Sabines--Papal Protection of

Art--High Price of “Old Masters”--Improved Scripture--Scale of Rank

of the Holy Personages in Rome--Scale of Honors Accorded Them

--Fossilizing--Away for Naples

CHAPTER XXIX.

Naples--In Quarantine at Last--Annunciation--Ascent of Mount Vesuvius--A

Two Cent Community--The Black Side of Neapolitan Character--Monkish

Miracles--Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--The Stranger and the

Hackman--Night View of Naples from the Mountain-side---Ascent of Mount

Vesuvius Continued

CHAPTER XXX.

Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--Beautiful View at Dawn--Less

Beautiful in the Back Streets--Ascent of Vesuvius Continued--Dwellings a

Hundred Feet High--A Motley Procession--Bill of Fare for a Peddler's

Breakfast--Princely Salaries--Ascent of Vesuvius Continued--An Average of

Prices--The wonderful “Blue Grotto”--Visit to Celebrated Localities in

the Bay of Naples--The Poisoned “Grotto of the Dog”--A Petrified Sea of

Lava--Ascent of Mount Vesuvius Continued--The Summit Reached--Description

of the Crater--Descent of Vesuvius

CHAPTER XXXI.

The Buried City of Pompeii--How Dwellings Appear that have been

Unoccupied for Eighteen hundred years--The Judgment Seat--Desolation--The

Footprints of the Departed--“No Women Admitted”--Theatres, Bakeshops,

Schools--Skeletons preserved by the Ashes and Cinders--The Brave Martyr

to Duty--Rip Van Winkle--The Perishable Nature of Fame

CHAPTER XXXII.

At Sea Once More--The Pilgrims all Well--Superb Stromboli--Sicily by

Moonlight--Scylla and Charybdis--The “Oracle” at Fault--Skirting the

Isles of Greece Ancient Athens--Blockaded by Quarantine and Refused

Permission to Enter--Running the Blockade--A Bloodless Midnight

Adventure--Turning Robbers from Necessity--Attempt to Carry the Acropolis

by Storm--We Fail--Among the Glories of the Past--A World of Ruined

Sculpture--A Fairy Vision--Famous Localities--Retreating in Good Order

--Captured by the Guards--Travelling in Military State--Safe on Board

Again

CHAPTER XXXIII.

Modern Greece--Fallen Greatness--Sailing Through the Archipelago and the

Dardanelles--Footprints of History--The First Shoddy Contractor of whom

History gives any Account--Anchored Before Constantinople--Fantastic

Fashions--The Ingenious Goose-Rancher--Marvelous Cripples--The Great

Mosque--The Thousand and One Columns--The Grand Bazaar of Stamboul

CHAPTER XXXIV.

Scarcity of Morals and Whiskey--Slave-Girl Market Report--Commercial

Morality at a Discount--The Slandered Dogs of Constantinople

--Questionable Delights of Newspaperdom in Turkey--Ingenious Italian

Journalism--No More Turkish Lunches Desired--The Turkish Bath Fraud

--The Narghileh Fraud--Jackplaned by a Native--The Turkish Coffee Fraud

CHAPTER XXXV.

Sailing Through the Bosporus and the Black Sea--“Far-Away Moses”

--Melancholy Sebastopol--Hospitably Received in Russia--Pleasant English

People--Desperate Fighting--Relic Hunting--How Travellers Form “Cabinets”

CHAPTER XXXVI.

Nine Thousand Miles East--Imitation American Town in Russia--Gratitude

that Came Too Late--To Visit the Autocrat of All the Russias

CHAPTER XXXVII.

Summer Home of Royalty--Practising for the Dread Ordeal--Committee on

Imperial Address--Reception by the Emperor and Family--Dresses of the

Imperial Party--Concentrated Power--Counting the Spoons--At the Grand

Duke's--A Charming Villa--A Knightly Figure--The Grand Duchess--A Grand

Ducal Breakfast--Baker's Boy, the Famine-Breeder--Theatrical Monarchs a

Fraud--Saved as by Fire--The Governor--General's Visit to the Ship

--Official “Style”--Aristocratic Visitors--“Munchausenizing” with Them

--Closing Ceremonies

CHAPTER XXXVIII.

Return to Constantinople--We Sail for Asia--The Sailors Burlesque the

Imperial Visitors--Ancient Smyrna--The “Oriental Splendor” Fraud

--The “Biblical Crown of Life”--Pilgrim Prophecy-Savans--Sociable

Armenian Girls--A Sweet Reminiscence--“The Camels are Coming, Ha-ha!”

CHAPTER XXXIX.

Smyrna's Lions--The Martyr Polycarp--The “Seven Churches”--Remains of the

Six Smyrnas--Mysterious Oyster Mine Oysters--Seeking Scenery--A Millerite

Tradition--A Railroad Out of its Sphere

CHAPTER XL.

Journeying Toward Ancient Ephesus--Ancient Ayassalook--The Villanous

Donkey--A Fantastic Procession--Bygone Magnificence--Fragments of

History--The Legend of the Seven Sleepers

CHAPTER XLI.

Vandalism Prohibited--Angry Pilgrims--Approaching Holy Land!--The “Shrill

Note of Preparation”--Distress About Dragomans and Transportation

--The “Long Route” Adopted--In Syria--Something about Beirout--A Choice

Specimen of a Greek “Ferguson”--Outfits--Hideous Horseflesh--Pilgrim

“Style”--What of Aladdin's Lamp?

CHAPTER XLII.

“Jacksonville,” in the Mountains of Lebanon--Breakfasting above a Grand

Panorama--The Vanished City--The Peculiar Steed, “Jericho”--The Pilgrims

Progress--Bible Scenes--Mount Hermon, Joshua's Battle Fields, etc.

--The Tomb of Noah--A Most Unfortunate People

CHAPTER XLIII.

Patriarchal Customs--Magnificent Baalbec--Description of the Ruins

--Scribbling Smiths and Joneses--Pilgrim Fidelity to the Letter of the Law

--The Revered Fountain of Baalam's Ass

CHAPTER XLIV.

Extracts from Note-Book--Mahomet's Paradise and the Bible's--Beautiful

Damascus the Oldest City on Earth--Oriental Scenes within the Curious Old

City--Damascus Street Car--The Story of St. Paul--The “Street called

Straight”--Mahomet's Tomb and St. George's--The Christian Massacre

--Mohammedan Dread of Pollution--The House of Naaman

--The Horrors of Leprosy

CHAPTER XLV.

The Cholera by way of Variety--Hot--Another Outlandish Procession--Pen

and-Ink Photograph of “Jonesborough,” Syria--Tomb of Nimrod, the Mighty

Hunter--The Stateliest Ruin of All--Stepping over the Borders of

Holy-Land--Bathing in the Sources of Jordan--More “Specimen” Hunting

--Ruins of Cesarea--Philippi--“On This Rock Will I Build my Church”--The

People the Disciples Knew--The Noble Steed “Baalbec”--Sentimental Horse

Idolatry of the Arabs

CHAPTER XLVI.

Dan--Bashan--Genessaret--A Notable Panorama--Smallness of Palestine

--Scraps of History--Character of the Country--Bedouin Shepherds--Glimpses

of the Hoary Past--Mr. Grimes's Bedouins--A Battle--Ground of Joshua

--That Soldier's Manner of Fighting--Barak's Battle--The Necessity of

Unlearning Some Things--Desolation

CHAPTER XLVII.

“Jack's Adventure”--Joseph's Pit--The Story of Joseph--Joseph's

Magnanimity and Esau's--The Sacred Lake of Genessaret--Enthusiasm of the

Pilgrims--Why We did not Sail on Galilee--About Capernaum--Concerning the

Saviour's Brothers and Sisters--Journeying toward Magdela

CHAPTER XLVIII.

Curious Specimens of Art and Architecture--Public Reception of the

Pilgrims--Mary Magdalen's House--Tiberias and its Queer Inhabitants

--The Sacred Sea of Galilee--Galilee by Night

CHAPTER XLIX.

The Ancient Baths--Ye Apparition--A Distinguished Panorama--The Last

Battle of the Crusades--The Story of the Lord of Kerak--Mount Tabor

--What one Sees from its Top--Memory of a Wonderful Garden--The House of

Deborah the Prophetess

CHAPTER L.

Toward Nazareth--Bitten By a Camel--Grotto of the Annunciation, Nazareth

--Noted Grottoes in General--Joseph's Workshop--A Sacred Bowlder

--The Fountain of the Virgin--Questionable Female Beauty

--Literary Curiosities

CHAPTER LI.

Boyhood of the Saviour--Unseemly Antics of Sober Pilgrims--Home of the

Witch of Endor--Nain--Profanation--A Popular Oriental Picture--Biblical

Metaphors Becoming steadily More Intelligible--The Shuuem Miracle

--The “Free Son of The Desert”--Ancient Jezrael--Jehu's Achievements

--Samaria and its Famous Siege

CHAPTER LII

Curious Remnant of the Past--Shechem--The Oldest “First Family” on Earth

--The Oldest Manuscript Extant--The Genuine Tomb of Joseph--Jacob's Well

--Shiloh--Camping with the Arabs--Jacob's Ladder--More Desolation

--Ramah, Beroth, the Tomb of Samuel, The Fountain of Beira--Impatience

--Approaching Jerusalem--The Holy City in Sight--Noting Its Prominent

Features--Domiciled Within the Sacred Walls

CHAPTER LIII.

“The Joy of the Whole Earth”--Description of Jerusalem--Church of the

Holy Sepulchre--The Stone of Unction--The Grave of Jesus--Graves of

Nicodemus and Joseph of Armattea--Places of the Apparition--The Finding

of the There Crosses----The Legend--Monkish Impostures--The Pillar of

Flagellation--The Place of a Relic--Godfrey's Sword--“The Bonds of

Christ”--“The Center of the Earth”--Place whence the Dust was taken of

which Adam was Made--Grave of Adam--The Martyred Soldier--The Copper

Plate that was on the Cross--The Good St. Helena--Place of the Division

of the Garments--St. Dimas, the Penitent Thief--The Late Emperor

Maximilian's Contribution--Grotto wherein the Crosses were Found, and the

Nails, and the Crown of Thorns--Chapel of the Mocking--Tomb of

Melchizedek--Graves of Two Renowned Crusaders--The Place of the

Crucifixion

CHAPTER LIV.

The “Sorrowful Way”--The Legend of St. Veronica's Handkerchief

--An Illustrious Stone--House of the Wandering Jew--The Tradition of the

Wanderer--Solomon's Temple--Mosque of Omar--Moslem Traditions--“Women not

Admitted”--The Fate of a Gossip--Turkish Sacred Relics--Judgment Seat of

David and Saul--Genuine Precious Remains of Solomon's Temple--Surfeited

with Sights--The Pool of Siloam--The Garden of Gethsemane and Other

Sacred Localities

CHAPTER LV.

Rebellion in the Camp--Charms of Nomadic Life--Dismal Rumors--En Route

for Jericho and The Dead Sea--Pilgrim Strategy--Bethany and the Dwelling

of Lazarus--“Bedouins!”--Ancient Jericho--Misery--The Night March

--The Dead Sea--An Idea of What a “Wilderness” in Palestine is--The Holy

hermits of Mars Saba--Good St. Saba--Women not Admitted--Buried from the

World for all Time--Unselfish Catholic Benevolence--Gazelles--The Plain

of the Shepherds--Birthplace of the Saviour, Bethlehem--Church of the

Nativity--Its Hundred Holy Places--The Famous “Milk” Grotto--Tradition

--Return to Jerusalem--Exhausted

CHAPTER LVI.

Departure from Jerusalem--Samson--The Plain of Sharon--Arrival at Joppa

--Horse of Simon the Tanner--The Long Pilgrimage Ended--Character of

Palestine Scenery--The Curse

CHAPTER LVII.

The Happiness of being at Sea once more--“Home” as it is in a Pleasure

Ship--“Shaking Hands” with the Vessel--Jack in Costume--His Father's

Parting Advice--Approaching Egypt--Ashore in Alexandria--A Deserved

Compliment for the Donkeys--Invasion of the Lost Tribes of America--End

of the Celebrated “Jaffa Colony”--Scenes in Grand Cairo--Shepheard's

Hotel Contrasted with a Certain American Hotel--Preparing for the

Pyramids

CHAPTER LVIII.

“Recherche” Donkeys--A Wild Ride--Specimens of Egyptian Modesty--Moses in

the Bulrushes--Place where the Holy Family Sojourned--Distant view of the

Pyramids--A Nearer View--The Ascent--Superb View from the top of the

Pyramid--“Backsheesh! Backsheesh!”--An Arab Exploit--In the Bowels of the

Pyramid--Strategy--Reminiscence of “Holiday's Hill”--Boyish Exploit--The

Majestic Sphynx--Things the Author will not Tell--Grand Old Egypt

CHAPTER LIX.

Going Home--A Demoralized Note-Book--A Boy's Diary--Mere Mention of Old

Spain--Departure from Cadiz--A Deserved Rebuke--The Beautiful Madeiras

--Tabooed--In the Delightful Bermudas--An English Welcome--Good-by to

“Our Friends the Bermudians”--Packing Trunks for Home--Our First

Accident--The Long Cruise Drawing to a Close--At Home--Amen

CHAPTER LX.

Thankless Devotion--A Newspaper Valedictory--Conclusion

PREFACE

This book is a record of a pleasure trip. If it were a record of a

solemn scientific expedition, it would have about it that gravity, that

profundity, and that impressive incomprehensibility which are so proper

to works of that kind, and withal so attractive. Yet notwithstanding it

is only a record of a pic-nic, it has a purpose, which is to suggest to

the reader how he would be likely to see Europe and the East if he looked

at them with his own eyes instead of the eyes of those who traveled in

those countries before him. I make small pretense of showing anyone how

he ought to look at objects of interest beyond the sea--other books do

that, and therefore, even if I were competent to do it, there is no need.

I offer no apologies for any departures from the usual style of

travel-writing that may be charged against me--for I think I have seen with

impartial eyes, and I am sure I have written at least honestly, whether

wisely or not.

In this volume I have used portions of letters which I wrote for the

Daily Alta California, of San Francisco, the proprietors of that journal

having waived their rights and given me the necessary permission. I have

also inserted portions of several letters written for the New York

Tribune and the New York Herald.

THE AUTHOR.

SAN FRANCISCO.

CHAPTER I.

For months the great pleasure excursion to Europe and the Holy Land was

chatted about in the newspapers everywhere in America and discussed at

countless firesides. It was a novelty in the way of excursions--its like

had not been thought of before, and it compelled that interest which

attractive novelties always command. It was to be a picnic on a gigantic

scale. The participants in it, instead of freighting an ungainly steam

ferry--boat with youth and beauty and pies and doughnuts, and paddling up

some obscure creek to disembark upon a grassy lawn and wear themselves

out with a long summer day's laborious frolicking under the impression

that it was fun, were to sail away in a great steamship with flags flying

and cannon pealing, and take a royal holiday beyond the broad ocean in

many a strange clime and in many a land renowned in history! They were to

sail for months over the breezy Atlantic and the sunny Mediterranean;

they were to scamper about the decks by day, filling the ship with shouts

and laughter--or read novels and poetry in the shade of the smokestacks,

or watch for the jelly-fish and the nautilus over the side, and the

shark, the whale, and other strange monsters of the deep; and at night

they were to dance in the open air, on the upper deck, in the midst of a

ballroom that stretched from horizon to horizon, and was domed by the

bending heavens and lighted by no meaner lamps than the stars and the

magnificent moon--dance, and promenade, and smoke, and sing, and make

love, and search the skies for constellations that never associate with

the “Big Dipper” they were so tired of; and they were to see the ships of

twenty navies--the customs and costumes of twenty curious peoples--the

great cities of half a world--they were to hob-nob with nobility and hold

friendly converse with kings and princes, grand moguls, and the anointed

lords of mighty empires! It was a brave conception; it was the offspring

of a most ingenious brain. It was well advertised, but it hardly needed

it: the bold originality, the extraordinary character, the seductive

nature, and the vastness of the enterprise provoked comment everywhere

and advertised it in every household in the land. Who could read the

program of the excursion without longing to make one of the party? I will

insert it here. It is almost as good as a map. As a text for this book,

nothing could be better:

EXCURSION TO THE HOLY LAND, EGYPT,

THE CRIMEA, GREECE, AND INTERMEDIATE POINTS OF INTEREST.

BROOKLYN, February 1st, 1867

The undersigned will make an excursion as above during the coming

season, and begs to submit to you the following programme:

A first-class steamer, to be under his own command, and capable of

accommodating at least one hundred and fifty cabin passengers, will

be selected, in which will be taken a select company, numbering not

more than three-fourths of the ship's capacity. There is good

reason to believe that this company can be easily made up in this

immediate vicinity, of mutual friends and acquaintances.

The steamer will be provided with every necessary comfort,

including library and musical instruments.

An experienced physician will be on board.

Leaving New York about June 1st, a middle and pleasant route will

be taken across the Atlantic, and passing through the group of

Azores, St. Michael will be reached in about ten days. A day or two

will be spent here, enjoying the fruit and wild scenery of these

islands, and the voyage continued, and Gibraltar reached in three or

four days.

A day or two will be spent here in looking over the wonderful

subterraneous fortifications, permission to visit these galleries

being readily obtained.

From Gibraltar, running along the coasts of Spain and France,

Marseilles will be reached in three days. Here ample time will be

given not only to look over the city, which was founded six hundred

years before the Christian era, and its artificial port, the finest

of the kind in the Mediterranean, but to visit Paris during the

Great Exhibition; and the beautiful city of Lyons, lying

intermediate, from the heights of which, on a clear day, Mont Blanc

and the Alps can be distinctly seen. Passengers who may wish to

extend the time at Paris can do so, and, passing down through

Switzerland, rejoin the steamer at Genoa.

From Marseilles to Genoa is a run of one night. The excursionists

will have an opportunity to look over this, the “magnificent city of

palaces,” and visit the birthplace of Columbus, twelve miles off,

over a beautiful road built by Napoleon I. From this point,

excursions may be made to Milan, Lakes Como and Maggiore, or to

Milan, Verona (famous for its extraordinary fortifications), Padua,

and Venice. Or, if passengers desire to visit Parma (famous for

Correggio's frescoes) and Bologna, they can by rail go on to

Florence, and rejoin the steamer at Leghorn, thus spending about

three weeks amid the cities most famous for art in Italy.

From Genoa the run to Leghorn will be made along the coast in one

night, and time appropriated to this point in which to visit

Florence, its palaces and galleries; Pisa, its cathedral and

“Leaning Tower,” and Lucca and its baths, and Roman amphitheater;

Florence, the most remote, being distant by rail about sixty miles.

From Leghorn to Naples (calling at Civita Vecchia to land any who

may prefer to go to Rome from that point), the distance will be made

in about thirty-six hours; the route will lay along the coast of

Italy, close by Caprera, Elba, and Corsica. Arrangements have been

made to take on board at Leghorn a pilot for Caprera, and, if

practicable, a call will be made there to visit the home of

Garibaldi.

Rome [by rail], Herculaneum, Pompeii, Vesuvius, Vergil's tomb, and

possibly the ruins of Paestum can be visited, as well as the

beautiful surroundings of Naples and its charming bay.

The next point of interest will be Palermo, the most beautiful

city of Sicily, which will be reached in one night from Naples. A

day will be spent here, and leaving in the evening, the course will

be taken towards Athens.

Skirting along the north coast of Sicily, passing through the

group of Aeolian Isles, in sight of Stromboli and Vulcania, both

active volcanoes, through the Straits of Messina, with “Scylla” on

the one hand and “Charybdis” on the other, along the east coast of

Sicily, and in sight of Mount Etna, along the south coast of Italy,

the west and south coast of Greece, in sight of ancient Crete, up

Athens Gulf, and into the Piraeus, Athens will be reached in two and

a half or three days. After tarrying here awhile, the Bay of

Salamis will be crossed, and a day given to Corinth, whence the

voyage will be continued to Constantinople, passing on the way

through the Grecian Archipelago, the Dardanelles, the Sea of

Marmora, and the mouth of the Golden Horn, and arriving in about

forty-eight hours from Athens.

After leaving Constantinople, the way will be taken out through

the beautiful Bosphorus, across the Black Sea to Sebastopol and

Balaklava, a run of about twenty-four hours. Here it is proposed to

remain two days, visiting the harbors, fortifications, and

battlefields of the Crimea; thence back through the Bosphorus,

touching at Constantinople to take in any who may have preferred to

remain there; down through the Sea of Marmora and the Dardanelles,

along the coasts of ancient Troy and Lydia in Asia, to Smyrna, which

will be reached in two or two and a half days from Constantinople.

A sufficient stay will be made here to give opportunity of visiting

Ephesus, fifty miles distant by rail.

From Smyrna towards the Holy Land the course will lay through the

Grecian Archipelago, close by the Isle of Patmos, along the coast

of Asia, ancient Pamphylia, and the Isle of Cyprus. Beirut will be

reached in three days. At Beirut time will be given to visit

Damascus; after which the steamer will proceed to Joppa.

From Joppa, Jerusalem, the River Jordan, the Sea of Tiberias,

Nazareth, Bethany, Bethlehem, and other points of interest in the

Holy Land can be visited, and here those who may have preferred to

make the journey from Beirut through the country, passing through

Damascus, Galilee, Capernaum, Samaria, and by the River Jordan and

Sea of Tiberias, can rejoin the steamer.

Leaving Joppa, the next point of interest to visit will be

Alexandria, which will be reached in twenty-four hours. The ruins

of Caesar's Palace, Pompey's Pillar, Cleopatra's Needle, the

Catacombs, and ruins of ancient Alexandria will be found worth the

visit. The journey to Cairo, one hundred and thirty miles by rail,

can be made in a few hours, and from which can be visited the site

of ancient Memphis, Joseph's Granaries, and the Pyramids.

From Alexandria the route will be taken homeward, calling at

Malta, Cagliari (in Sardinia), and Palma (in Majorca), all

magnificent harbors, with charming scenery, and abounding in fruits.

A day or two will be spent at each place, and leaving Parma in the

evening, Valencia in Spain will be reached the next morning. A few

days will be spent in this, the finest city of Spain.

From Valencia, the homeward course will be continued, skirting

along the coast of Spain. Alicant, Carthagena, Palos, and Malaga

will be passed but a mile or two distant, and Gibraltar reached in

about twenty-four hours.

A stay of one day will be made here, and the voyage continued to

Madeira, which will be reached in about three days. Captain

Marryatt writes: “I do not know a spot on the globe which so much

astonishes and delights upon first arrival as Madeira.” A stay of

one or two days will be made here, which, if time permits, may be

extended, and passing on through the islands, and probably in sight

of the Peak of Teneriffe, a southern track will be taken, and the

Atlantic crossed within the latitudes of the northeast trade winds,

where mild and pleasant weather, and a smooth sea, can always be

expected.

A call will be made at Bermuda, which lies directly in this route

homeward, and will be reached in about ten days from Madeira, and

after spending a short time with our friends the Bermudians, the

final departure will be made for home, which will be reached in

about three days.

Already, applications have been received from parties in Europe

wishing to join the Excursion there.

The ship will at all times be a home, where the excursionists, if

sick, will be surrounded by kind friends, and have all possible

comfort and sympathy.

Should contagious sickness exist in any of the ports named in the

program, such ports will be passed, and others of interest

substituted.

The price of passage is fixed at $1,250, currency, for each adult

passenger. Choice of rooms and of seats at the tables apportioned

in the order in which passages are engaged; and no passage

considered engaged until ten percent of the passage money is

deposited with the treasurer.

Passengers can remain on board of the steamer, at all ports, if

they desire, without additional expense, and all boating at the

expense of the ship.

All passages must be paid for when taken, in order that the most

perfect arrangements be made for starting at the appointed time.

Applications for passage must be approved by the committee before

tickets are issued, and can be made to the undersigned.

Articles of interest or curiosity, procured by the passengers

during the voyage, may be brought home in the steamer free of

charge.

Five dollars per day, in gold, it is believed, will be a fair

calculation to make for all traveling expenses onshore and at the

various points where passengers may wish to leave the steamer for

days at a time.

The trip can be extended, and the route changed, by unanimous vote

of the passengers.

CHAS. C. DUNCAN, 117 WALL STREET, NEW YORK R. R. G******,

Treasurer

Committee on Applications J. T. H*****, ESQ. R. R. G*****,

ESQ. C. C. Duncan

Committee on Selecting Steamer CAPT. W. W. S* * * *, Surveyor

for Board of Underwriters

C. W. C******, Consulting Engineer for U.S. and Canada J. T.

H*****, Esq. C. C. DUNCAN

P.S.--The very beautiful and substantial side-wheel steamship

“__Quaker City__” has been chartered for the occasion, and will leave

New York June 8th. Letters have been issued by the government

commending the party to courtesies abroad.

What was there lacking about that program to make it perfectly

irresistible? Nothing that any finite mind could discover. Paris,

England, Scotland, Switzerland, Italy--Garibaldi! The Grecian

Archipelago! Vesuvius! Constantinople! Smyrna! The Holy Land! Egypt and

“our friends the Bermudians”! People in Europe desiring to join the

excursion--contagious sickness to be avoided--boating at the expense of

the ship--physician on board--the circuit of the globe to be made if the

passengers unanimously desired it--the company to be rigidly selected by

a pitiless “Committee on Applications”--the vessel to be as rigidly

selected by as pitiless a “Committee on Selecting Steamer.” Human nature

could not withstand these bewildering temptations. I hurried to the

treasurer's office and deposited my ten percent. I rejoiced to know that

a few vacant staterooms were still left. I did avoid a critical personal

examination into my character by that bowelless committee, but I referred

to all the people of high standing I could think of in the community who

would be least likely to know anything about me.

Shortly a supplementary program was issued which set forth that the

Plymouth Collection of Hymns would be used on board the ship. I then

paid the balance of my passage money.

I was provided with a receipt and duly and officially accepted as an

excursionist. There was happiness in that but it was tame compared to

the novelty of being “select.”

This supplementary program also instructed the excursionists to provide

themselves with light musical instruments for amusement in the ship, with

saddles for Syrian travel, green spectacles and umbrellas, veils for

Egypt, and substantial clothing to use in rough pilgrimizing in the Holy

Land. Furthermore, it was suggested that although the ship's library

would afford a fair amount of reading matter, it would still be well if

each passenger would provide himself with a few guidebooks, a Bible, and

some standard works of travel. A list was appended, which consisted

chiefly of books relating to the Holy Land, since the Holy Land was part

of the excursion and seemed to be its main feature.

Reverend Henry Ward Beecher was to have accompanied the expedition, but

urgent duties obliged him to give up the idea. There were other

passengers who could have been spared better and would have been spared

more willingly. Lieutenant General Sherman was to have been of the party

also, but the Indian war compelled his presence on the plains. A popular

actress had entered her name on the ship's books, but something

interfered and she couldn't go. The “Drummer Boy of the Potomac”

deserted, and lo, we had never a celebrity left!

However, we were to have a “battery of guns” from the Navy Department (as

per advertisement) to be used in answering royal salutes; and the

document furnished by the Secretary of the Navy, which was to make

“General Sherman and party” welcome guests in the courts and camps of the

old world, was still left to us, though both document and battery, I

think, were shorn of somewhat of their original august proportions.

However, had not we the seductive program still, with its Paris, its

Constantinople, Smyrna, Jerusalem, Jericho, and “our friends the

Bermudians?” What did we care?

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