THE PROFESSOR AND THE FINGER BOWL

To tell a new Lincoln story is something of an achievement. Colonel

Tom Brown, a former citizen of Badgerdom, who now resides in Sioux

Falls, South Dakota, has achieved this distinction, we believe, in

relating the following incident. In view of the nature of our leading

article, and of the local interest which attaches to Mr. Brown’s tale,

we gladly give it such additional currency as lies within our power.

In some sections of southwestern Wisconsin during the Civil War, so

the story runs, certain copperhead organizations, particularly the

Knights of the Golden Circle, became decidedly outspoken in the

expression of their sentiments--so much so that a group of loyal

citizens decided to send a spokesman to Washington to acquaint the

President with the threatening proceedings. The delegate chosen for

this mission was a certain Professor Kilgore of Evansville Seminary.

On his arrival at Washington he was invited to take lunch at the White

House, where he was seated next to President Lincoln himself. At this

time finger bowls were coming into fashion, but their advent had not

as yet come within the ken of the simple western professor.

Accordingly he was greatly perplexed by the little dish, containing a

slice of lemon and some liquid, apparently lemonade, which appeared

near the close of the meal. Observing his embarrassment, President

Lincoln, leaning toward him, whispered, “Professor, don’t sip out of

that bowl, watch me.”

Following this kindly instruction the pedagogue concluded the meal

without disgracing himself. When, later, they found themselves alone

together, President Lincoln confided to the visitor that he himself

needed a servant to keep him informed about “those little things.”

We cannot vouch for the truth of the story, although it rests on

better authority than most of the tales that are told about Lincoln.

However authentic its details, it presents a trait of homely kindness,

the possession of which constitutes one of the most attractive aspects

of Lincoln’s personality.

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