MEN'S, WOMEN'S, AND CHILDREN'S CONSCIA RECTI.

It is needless farther to pursue the ebb and flow of popular favor

between the rival cobblers. Suffice it to say that this last device

succeeded to the entire satisfaction of _our_ cobbler; and men,

women, and children, literally flocked to his shop, until his hands

were kept busy night and day, and his pockets overflowed with gold,

silver, and bank-notes. Yankee had met Yankee in the conflict of

intellect, and fortune had smiled upon the school-master. In a very

short time Mr. Jonas Jones and Company pulled up their stakes, moved

farther west, and were never heard of afterward.

What now interposed to prevent the union of Nicholas and Ellen?

How readily the fond father said: 'Yes, certainly, Mr. Pelt. God

bless you! I can never repay your kindness.' How beautifully Ellen

blushed at the thought that she was actually going to be married;

how the parson tied the knot which no enactment of man should ever

sunder; how friends gathered there to congratulate the happy pair,

and share the bountiful repast prepared by the dame; how the wit of

the bridegroom and the beauty of the bride never shone so brightly

as then, and how Rip was put to bed of a surfeit; and how through

it all the story of the _Mens conscia recti_ was repeated over and

over in tones of merriment, until the cobbler's dwelling rang again;

these pictures are all too bright for delineation by our feeble pen.

Departing from the well-beaten paths of many writers of legends and

chronicles, who usually drop the curtain at the bridal night, we

ask but a moment, gentle reader, to record in outline the incidents

which grew out of and succeeded this alliance. These weddings,

after all, are actual occurrences, and not dreams of romance. Night

_will_ slowly retire; the lamps must necessarily go out, even though

filled with the oil of Aladdin's; the liveliest tongues will get

tired of talking, and the briskest feet of dancing; and then the

quiet honeymoon will succeed, and life with its stern realities will

wake the loving pair to the thought of duties and pleasures yet in

store, until the fading twilight of existence shall restore the

bright ideal of 'Love's young dream.'

Nicholas's first step, then, was to inform Caleb Van Dyke that

beside being a school-master, he was also a very respectable

cobbler; and Caleb was convinced of this fact, almost against

his will, at the sight of a pair of sturdy shoes manufactured

by the quondam pedagogue, with a neatness and despatch that

truly astonished him. Having arrived at the conclusion that the

Idlebergers were disposed to spend their money more freely on

their feet than their heads, Nicholas delivered his pedestal and

birchen-rods to another adventurer who came along soon after in

search of a school, and betook himself to cobbling in all its

varieties. The firm of Van Dyke and Pelt thrived beyond precedent,

and the old sign-board, after having become so illustrious, was

permitted to retire, and its place was soon filled by another,

composed and executed by the gifted Yankee, as follows:

'Blow, blow, ye winds and breezes

All among the leaves and treeses:

Sing, oh sing, ye heavenly muses,

While we make both boots and shoeses.'

In the mean time Hans Keiser returned to Idleberg, thoroughly

cured of his passion for adventure. His old father, while under

the combined effects of those genial stimulants, beer and tobacco,

received him with great cordiality. Hans soon became reconciled

to the loss of Ellen Van Dyke, having found a congenial spirit in

the person of a farmer's buxom daughter, who had been for years

selling butter, eggs, and poultry, at the sign of the yellow sky and

blue stars, until the young Dutchman was suddenly smitten with her

charms; and all parties consenting, they were in due time pronounced

man and wife by the very parson who had officiated at the nuptials

of Nicholas and Ellen.

Since then Idleberg has emerged from the ashes of its primitive

obscurity, and has risen into great consideration at home, if not

abroad, for its chaste attractions and its elegant society. The spot

of ground once occupied by the hostelry of Karl Keiser, now sustains

an imposing mansion-house, distinguished hereabouts as the Indian

Queen Hotel. During Caleb Van Dyke's life-time nothing could induce

the old gentleman to improve the indifferent dwelling to which a

long residence had so much attached him; but Nicholas took the

earliest advantage of his decease to remove the old shop, and rear

upon its ruins a larger and more elegant building. While the Pelts

are enjoying the luxuries of elegant country-seats and well-tilled

acres, they cherish a commendable pride in remembering the humble

means by which they have arisen to competence. Nicholas and Ellen

are now enjoying a green old age, surrounded by their numerous and

prosperous posterity; and the old family carriage, as it comes

rumbling into town every Sunday, drawn by a pair of sterling gray

horses, has painted on the pannel of each door an odd-looking pair

of shoes of the last century's fashion, beneath which are inscribed

in antique characters, the magical words:

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