ALL FOR JANE.

(_With the British Army in France._)

How Jane contrived to inspire affection and bitter rivalry in the hearts of

Sergeant Bulter and Chippo Munks is hard to imagine. She was not beautiful

or agreeable or even intelligent. And she was certainly fickle and greedy.

If Sergeant Bulter persuaded her to accompany him for a walk she was quite

likely to return with Chippo; and if Chippo invited her to dine the end of

the dinner was usually the signal for her to leave in search of the further

hospitality of Sergeant Bulter.

Nevertheless both soldiers wooed her with an intensity that nearly brought

them into deadly conflict. The climax was precipitated by an announcement

in Battalion Orders that ran:--

"All ownerless dogs straying about the Camp will be secured by the Camp

police for destruction. Owners of dogs will therefore ensure that their

dogs are provided with collars showing names of owners, and such dogs are

not permitted to stray about the lines unattended."

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