DEAR DICKENS,

Can you let me have an early copy of the _American Notes_ so that I

may review it in the _New Monthly_? Is it really likely to be ready

as advertised? I aim this at Devonshire Place, supposing you to be

returned, for with these winds 'tis no fit time for the coast. But

your bones are not so weather unwise (for ignorance _is_ bliss) as

mine. I should have asked this by word of mouth in Devonshire Place,

but the weather has kept me indoors. It is no fiction that the

complaint, derived from Dutch malaria seven years ago, is revived by

Easterly winds. Otherwise I have been better than usual, and 'never

say die'. Don't forget about the Yankee Notes. I never had but one

American friend, and lost him through _a good crop of pears_. He paid

us a visit in England; whereupon in honour of him, a pear tree, which

had never borne fruit to speak of within memory of man, was loaded

with ninety dozen of brown somethings. Our gardener said they were

a _keeping_ sort, and would be good at Christmas; whereupon, as our

Jonathan was on the eve of sailing for the States, we sent him a few

dozens to dessert him on the voyage. Some he put at the bottom of a

trunk (he wrote to us) to take to America; but he could not have been

gone above a day or two, when all _our_ pears began to rot! _His_

would, of course, by sympathy, and I presume spoilt his linen or

clothes, for I have never heard of him since. Perhaps he thought I had

_done_ him on purpose, and for sartin the tree, my accomplice, never

bore any more pears, good or bad, after that supernatural crop.

Pray present my respects for me to Mrs. Dickens. How she must enjoy

being at home and discovering her children, after her Columbusing, and

only discovering America!

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