MY DEAREST FRIENDS,

I have her Majesty's commands to inquire--whether you have any of a

certain breed of poultry?

N.B.--_What_ breed I do not remember.

And to say she has just received a small group of the same herself.

N.B.--The quantity I have forgotten.

And to add, she is assured they are something very rare and scarce,

and extraordinary and curious.

N.B.--By _whom_ she was assured I have not heard.

And to subjoin, that you must send word if you have any of the same

sort.

N.B.--How you are to find that out, I cannot tell.

And to mention, as a corollary, that, if you have none of them, and

should like to have some, she has a cock and a hen she can spare, and

will appropriate them to Mr. Lock and my dearest Fredy.

This conclusive stroke so pleased and exhilarated me, that forthwith

I said you would both be enchanted, and so forgot all the preceding

particulars.

And I said, moreover, that I knew you would rear them, and cheer them,

and fondle them like your children.

So now--pray write a very _fair answer_ fairly, in fair hand, and to

fair purpose.

My Susanna is just now come--so all is fair with my dearest Mr. and

Mrs. Lock's F.B.

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