NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE ENGLISH POLICE.

(_FREELY ADAPTED FROM THE IRISH RULES._)

[Illustration]

1. Constables who are required to interfere in a street-row must have

fourteen days' notice before they can be expected on the spot of the

disturbance.

2. Policemen will parade the streets from 12 A.M. to 4 P.M., but will

make themselves scarce in the event of meeting a party procession, or

noticing the holding of a public demonstration.

3. Hyde Park, Trafalgar Square, and all other fashionable

trysting-places, shall be considered without the sphere of Police

influence at times of political excitement.

4. Constables shall not congregate on land set apart for workmen's

gatherings, except to organise strikes amongst themselves.

5. The labours of the Police shall not commence before sunrise, or

continue after sunset; and it will be left to the sagacity of

the Public to guard their own property during the hours that the

Constables are off duty.

6. In the absence of the Civil Power, it will be considered contrary

to professional etiquette for any respectable member of the criminal

classes to carry on his unimpeded vocation.

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[Illustration: THE WHITE ELEPHANT.

PRESENT PROPRIETOR (_loq._). "SEE HERE, GOVERNOR! HE'S A

LIKELY-LOOKING ANIMAL,--BUT _I_ CAN'T MANAGE HIM! IF _YOU_ WON'T TAKE

HIM, I MUST LET HIM GO!!"]

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 22, 1892 · 第 25 / 36 题