A DETECTIVE POLICE PARTY.

In pursuance of the intention mentioned at the close of a former paper

on “The Modern Science of Thief-taking,” we now proceed to endeavour to

convey to our readers some faint idea of the extraordinary dexterity,

patience, and ingenuity, exercised by the Detective Police. That our

description may be as graphic as we can render it, and may be perfectly

reliable, we will make it, so far as in us lies, a piece of plain truth.

And first, we have to inform the reader how the anecdotes we are about

to communicate, came to our knowledge.

We are not by any means devout believers in the Old Bow-Street Police.

To say the truth, we think there was a vast amount of humbug about those

worthies. Apart from many of them being men of very indifferent

character, and far too much in the habit of consorting with thieves and

the like, they never lost a public occasion of jobbing and trading in

mystery and making the most of themselves. Continually puffed besides by

incompetent magistrates anxious to conceal their own deficiencies, and

hand-in-glove with the penny-a-liners of that time, they became a sort

of superstition. Although as a Preventive Police they were utterly

ineffective, and as a Detective Police were very loose and uncertain in

their operations, they remain with some people, a superstition to the

present day.

On the other hand, the Detective Force organised since the establishment

of the existing Police, is so well chosen and trained, proceeds so

systematically and quietly, does its business in such a workman-like

manner, and is always so calmly and steadily engaged in the service of

the public, that the public really do not know enough of it, to know a

tithe of its usefulness. Impressed with this conviction, and interested

in the men themselves, we represented to the authorities at Scotland

Yard, that we should be glad, if there were no official objection, to

have some talk with the Detectives. A most obliging and ready permission

being given, a certain evening was appointed with a certain Inspector

for a social conference between ourselves and the Detectives, at our

Office in Wellington Street, Strand, London. In consequence of which

appointment the party “came off,” which we are about to describe. And we

beg to repeat that, avoiding such topics as it might for obvious reasons

be injurious to the public, or disagreeable to respectable individuals,

to touch upon in print, our description is as exact as we can make it.

The reader will have the goodness to imagine the Sanctum Sanctorum of

Household Words. Anything that best suits the reader’s fancy, will best

represent that magnificent chamber. We merely stipulate for a round

table in the middle, with some glasses and cigars arranged upon it; and

the editorial sofa elegantly hemmed in between that stately piece of

furniture and the wall.

It is a sultry evening at dusk. The stones of Wellington Street are hot

and gritty, and the watermen and hackney-coachmen at the Theatre

opposite, are much flushed and aggravated. Carriages are constantly

setting down the people who have come to Fairy-Land; and there is a

mighty shouting and bellowing every now and then, deafening us for the

moment, through the open windows.

Just at dusk, Inspectors Wield and Stalker are announced; but we do not

undertake to warrant the orthography of any of the names here mentioned.

Inspector Wield presents Inspector Stalker. Inspector Wield is a

middle-aged man of a portly presence, with a large, moist, knowing eye,

a husky voice, and a habit of emphasising his conversation by the aid of

a corpulent fore-finger, which is constantly in juxta-position with his

eyes or nose. Inspector Stalker is a shrewd, hard-headed Scotchman—in

appearance not at all unlike a very acute, thoroughly-trained

schoolmaster, from the Normal Establishment at Glasgow. Inspector Wield

one might have known, perhaps, for what he is—Inspector Stalker, never.

The ceremonies of reception over, Inspectors Wield and Stalker observe

that they have brought some sergeants with them. The sergeants are

presented—five in number, Sergeant Dornton, Sergeant Witchem, Sergeant

Mith, Sergeant Fendall, and Sergeant Straw. We have the whole Detective

Force from Scotland Yard with one exception. They sit down in a

semi-circle (the two Inspectors at the two ends) at a little distance

from the round table, facing the editorial sofa. Every man of them, in a

glance, immediately takes an inventory of the furniture and an accurate

sketch of the editorial presence. The Editor feels that any gentleman in

company could take him up, if need should be, without the smallest

hesitation, twenty years hence.

The whole party are in plain clothes. Sergeant Dornton, about fifty

years of age, with a ruddy face and a high sun-burnt forehead, has the

air of one who has been a Sergeant in the army—he might have sat to

Wilkie for the Soldier in the Reading of the Will. He is famous for

steadily pursuing the inductive process, and, from small beginnings,

working on from clue to clue until he bags his man. Sergeant Witchem,

shorter and thicker-set, and marked with the small pox, has something of

a reserved and thoughtful air, as if he were engaged in deep

arithmetical calculations. He is renowned for his acquaintance with the

swell mob. Sergeant Mith, a smooth-faced man with a fresh bright

complexion, and a strange air of simplicity, is a dab at housebreakers.

Sergeant Fendall, a light-haired, well-spoken, polite person, is a

prodigious hand at pursuing private inquiries of a delicate nature.

Straw, a little wiry Sergeant of meek demeanour and strong sense, would

knock at a door and ask a series of questions in any mild character you

chose to prescribe to him, from a charity-boy upwards, and seem as

innocent as an infant. They are, one and all, respectable-looking men;

of perfectly good deportment and unusual intelligence; with nothing

lounging or slinking in their manners; with an air of keen observation,

and quick perception when addressed; and generally presenting in their

faces, traces more or less marked of habitually leading lives of strong

mental excitement. They have all good eyes; and they all can, and they

all do, look full at whomsoever they speak to.

We light the cigars, and hand round the glasses (which are very

temperately used indeed), and the conversation begins by a modest

amateur reference on the Editorial part to the swell mob. Inspector

Wield immediately removes his cigar from his lips, waves his right hand,

and says, “Regarding the Swell Mob, Sir, I can’t do better than call

upon Sergeant Witchem. Because the reason why? I’ll tell you. Sergeant

Witchem is better acquainted with the Swell Mob than any officer in

London.”

Our heart leaping up when we beheld this rainbow in the sky, we turn to

Sergeant Witchem, who very concisely, and in well-chosen language, goes

into the subject forthwith. Meantime, the whole of his brother officers

are closely interested in attending to what he says, and observing its

effect. Presently they begin to strike in, one or two together, when an

opportunity offers, and the conversation becomes general. But these

brother officers only come in to the assistance of each other—not to the

contradiction—and a more amicable brotherhood there could not be. From

the swell mob, we diverge to the kindred topics of cracksmen, fences,

public-house dancers, area-sneaks, designing young people who go out

“gonophing,” and other “schools,” to which our readers have already been

introduced. It is observable throughout these revelations, that

Inspector Stalker, the Scotchman, is always exact and statistical, and

that when any question of figures arises, everybody as by one consent

pauses, and looks to him.

When we have exhausted the various schools of Art—during which

discussion the whole body have remained profoundly attentive, except

when some unusual noise at the Theatre over the way, has induced some

gentleman to glance inquiringly towards the window in that direction,

behind his next neighbour’s back—we burrow for information on such

points as the following. Whether there really are any highway robberies

in London, or whether some circumstances not convenient to be mentioned

by the aggrieved party, usually precede the robberies complained of,

under that head, which quite change their character? Certainly the

latter, almost always. Whether in the case of robberies in houses, where

servants are necessarily exposed to doubt, innocence under suspicion

ever becomes so like guilt in appearance, that a good officer need be

cautious how he judges it? Undoubtedly. Nothing is so common or

deceptive as such appearances at first. Whether in a place of public

amusement, a thief knows an officer, and an officer knows a

thief,—supposing them, beforehand, strangers to each other—because each

recognises in the other, under all disguise, an inattention to what is

going on, and a purpose that is not the purpose of being entertained?

Yes. That’s the way exactly. Whether it is reasonable or ridiculous to

trust to the alleged experiences of thieves as narrated by themselves,

in prisons, or penitentiaries, or anywhere? In general, nothing more

absurd. Lying is their habit and their trade; and they would rather

lie—even if they hadn’t an interest in it, and didn’t want to make

themselves agreeable—than tell the truth.

From these topics, we glide into a review of the most celebrated and

horrible of the great crimes that have been committed within the last

fifteen or twenty years. The men engaged in the discovery of almost all

of them, and in the pursuit or apprehension of the murderers, are here,

down to the very last instance. One of our guests gave chase to and

boarded the Emigrant Ship, in which the murderess last hanged in London

was supposed to have embarked. We learn from him that his errand was not

announced to the passengers, who may have no idea of it to this hour.

That he went below, with the captain, lamp in hand—it being dark, and

the whole steerage abed and seasick—and engaged the Mrs. Manning who

_was_ on board, in a conversation about her luggage, until she was, with

no small pains, induced to raise her head, and turn her face towards the

light. Satisfied that she was not the object of his search, he quietly

re-embarked in the Government steamer alongside, and steamed home again

with the intelligence.

When we have exhausted these subjects, too, which occupy a considerable

time in the discussion, two or three leave their chairs, whisper

Sergeant Witchem, and resume their seats. Sergeant Witchem, leaning

forward a little, and placing a hand on each of his legs, then modestly

speaks as follows:

“My brother officers wish me to relate a little account of my taking

Tally-ho Thompson. A man oughtn’t to tell what he has done himself; but

still, as nobody was with me, and, consequently, as nobody but myself

can tell it, I’ll do it in the best way I can, if it should meet your

approval.”

We assure Sergeant Witchem that he will oblige us very much, and we all

compose ourselves to listen with great interest and attention.

“Tally-ho Thompson,” says Sergeant Witchem, after merely wetting his

lips with his brandy-and-water, “Tally-ho Thompson was a famous

horse-stealer, couper, and magsman. Thompson, in conjunction with a pal

that occasionally worked with him, gammoned a countryman out of a good

round sum of money, under pretence of getting him a situation—the

regular old dodge—and was afterwards in the ‘Hue and Cry’ for a horse—a

horse that he stole, down in Hertfordshire. I had to look after

Thompson, and I applied myself, of course, in the first instance, to

discovering where he was. Now, Thompson’s wife lived, along with a

little daughter, at Chelsea. Knowing that Thompson was somewhere in the

country, I watched the house—especially at post-time in the

morning—thinking Thompson was pretty likely to write to her. Sure

enough, one morning the postman comes up, and delivers a letter at Mrs.

Thompson’s door. Little girl opens the door, and takes it in. We’re not

always sure of postmen, though the people at the post-offices are always

very obliging. A postman may help us, or he may not,—just as it happens.

However, I go across the road, and I say to the postman, after he has

left the letter, ‘Good morning! how are you?’ ‘How are _you_?’ says he.

‘You’ve just delivered a letter for Mrs. Thompson.’ ‘Yes, I have.’ ‘You

didn’t happen to remark what the post-mark was, perhaps?’ ‘No,’ says he,

‘I didn’t.’ ‘Come,’ says I, ‘I’ll be plain with you. I’m in a small way

of business, and I have given Thompson credit, and I can’t afford to

lose what he owes me. I know he’s got money, and I know he’s in the

country, and if you could tell me what the post-mark was, I should be

very much obliged to you, and you’d do a service to a tradesman in a

small way of business that can’t afford a loss.’ ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I do

assure you that I did not observe what the post-mark was; all I know is,

that there was money in the letter—I should say a sovereign.’ This was

enough for me, because of course I knew that Thompson having sent his

wife money, it was probable she’d write to Thompson, by return of post,

to acknowledge the receipt. So I said ‘Thankee’ to the postman, and I

kept on the watch. In the afternoon I saw the little girl come out. Of

course I followed her. She went into a stationer’s shop, and I needn’t

say to you that I looked in at the window. She bought some writing-paper

and envelopes, and a pen. I think to myself, ‘That’ll do!’—watch her

home again—and don’t go away, you may be sure, knowing that Mrs.

Thompson was writing her letter to Tally-ho, and that the letter would

be posted presently. In about an hour or so, out came the little girl

again, with the letter in her hand. I went up, and said something to the

child, whatever it might have been; but I couldn’t see the direction of

the letter, because she held it with the seal upwards. However, I

observed that on the back of the letter there was what we call a kiss—a

drop of wax by the side of the seal—and again, you understand, that was

enough for me. I saw her post the letter, waited till she was gone, then

went into the shop, and asked to see the Master. When he came out, I

told him, ‘Now, I’m an Officer in the Detective Force; there’s a letter

with a kiss been posted here just now, for a man that I’m in search of;

and what I have to ask of you, is, that you will let me look at the

direction of that letter.’ He was very civil—took a lot of letters from

the box in the window—shook ’em out on the counter with the faces

downwards—and there among ’em was the identical letter with the kiss. It

was directed, Mr. Thomas Pigeon, Post-Office, B——, to be left ’till

called for. Down I went to B—— (a hundred and twenty miles or so) that

night. Early next morning I went to the Post-Office; saw the gentleman

in charge of that department; told him who I was; and that my object was

to see, and track, the party that should come for the letter for Mr.

Thomas Pigeon. He was very polite, and said, ‘You shall have every

assistance we can give you; you can wait inside the office; and we’ll

take care to let you know when anybody comes for the letter.’ Well, I

waited there, three days, and began to think that nobody ever _would_

come. At last the clerk whispered to me, ‘Here! Detective! Somebody’s

come for the letter!’ ‘Keep him a minute,’ said I, and I ran round to

the outside of the office. There I saw a young chap with the appearance

of an Ostler, holding a horse by the bridle—stretching the bridle across

the pavement, while he waited at the Post-Office Window for the letter.

I began to pat the horse, and that; and I said to the boy, ‘Why, this is

Mr. Jones’s Mare!’ ‘No. It an’t.’ ‘No?’ said I. ‘She’s very like Mr.

Jones’s Mare!’ ‘She an’t Mr. Jones’s Mare, anyhow,’ says he. ‘It’s Mr.

So-and-So’s, of the Warwick Arms.’ And up he jumped, and off he

went—letter and all. I got a cab, followed on the box, and was so quick

after him that I came into the stable-yard of the Warwick Arms, by one

gate, just as he came in by another. I went into the bar, where there

was a young woman serving, and called for a glass of brandy-and-water.

He came in directly, and handed her the letter. She casually looked at

it, without saying anything, and stuck it up behind the glass over the

chimney-piece. What was to be done next?

“I turned it over in my mind while I drank my brandy-and-water (looking

pretty sharp at the letter the while), but I couldn’t see my way out of

it at all. I tried to get lodgings in the house, but there had been a

horse-fair, or something of that sort, and it was full. I was obliged to

put up somewhere else, but I came backwards and forwards to the bar for

a couple of days, and there was the letter, always behind the glass. At

last I thought I’d write a letter to Mr. Pigeon myself, and see what

that would do. So I wrote one, and posted it, but I purposely addressed

it, Mr. John Pigeon, instead of Mr. Thomas Pigeon, to see what _that_

would do. In the morning (a very wet morning it was) I watched the

postman down the street, and cut into the bar, just before he reached

the Warwick Arms. In he came presently with my letter. ‘Is there a Mr.

John Pigeon staying here?’ ‘No!—stop a bit though,’ says the barmaid;

and she took down the letter behind the glass. ‘No,’ says she, ‘it’s

Thomas, and _he_ is not staying here. Would you do me a favor, and post

this for me, as it is so wet?’ The postman said Yes; she folded it in

another envelope, directed it, and gave it him. He put it in his hat,

and away he went.

“I had no difficulty in finding out the direction of that letter. It was

addressed, Mr. Thomas Pigeon, Post-Office, R——, Northamptonshire, to be

left till called for. Off I started directly for R——; I said the same at

the Post-Office there, as I had said at B——; and again I waited three

days before anybody came. At last another chap on horseback came. ‘Any

letters for Mr. Thomas Pigeon?’ ‘Where do you come from?’ ‘New Inn, near

R——.’ He got the letter, and away _he_ went—at a canter.

“I made my enquiries about the New Inn, near R——, and hearing it was a

solitary sort of house, a little in the horse line, about a couple of

miles from the station, I thought I’d go and have a look at it. I found

it what it had been described, and sauntered in, to look about me. The

landlady was in the bar, and I was trying to get into conversation with

her; asked her how business was, and spoke about the wet weather, and so

on; when I saw, through an open door, three men sitting by the fire in a

sort of parlor, or kitchen; and one of those men, according to the

description I had of him, was Tally-ho Thompson!

“I went and sat down among ’em, and tried to make things agreeable; but

they were very shy—wouldn’t talk at all—looked at me, and at one

another, in a way quite the reverse of sociable. I reckoned ’em up, and

finding that they were all three bigger men than me, and considering

that their looks were ugly—that it was a lonely place—railroad station

two miles off—and night coming on—thought I couldn’t do better than have

a drop of brandy-and-water to keep my courage up. So I called for my

brandy-and-water; and as I was sitting drinking it by the fire, Thompson

got up and went out.

“Now the difficulty of it was, that I wasn’t sure it _was_ Thompson,

because I had never set eyes on him before; and what I had wanted was to

be quite certain of him. However, there was nothing for it now, but to

follow, and put a bold face upon it. I found him talking, outside in the

yard, with the landlady. It turned out afterwards, that he was wanted by

a Northampton officer for something else, and that, knowing that officer

to be pock-marked (as I am myself), he mistook me for him. As I have

observed, I found him talking to the landlady, outside. I put my hand

upon his shoulder—this way—and said, ‘Tally-ho Thompson, it’s no use. I

know you. I’m an officer from London, and I take you into custody for

felony!’ ‘That be d—d!’ says Tally-ho Thompson.

“We went back into the house, and the two friends began to cut up rough,

and their looks didn’t please me at all, I assure you. ‘Let the man go.

What are you going to do with him?’ ‘I’ll tell you what I’m going to do

with him. I’m going to take him to London to-night, as sure as I’m

alive. I’m not alone here, whatever you may think. You mind your own

business, and keep yourselves to yourselves. It’ll be better for you,

for I know you both very well.’ _I_‘d never seen or heard of ’em in all

my life, but my bouncing cowed ’em a bit, and they kept off, while

Thompson was making ready to go. I thought to myself, however, that they

might be coming after me on the dark road, to rescue Thompson; so I said

to the landlady, ‘What men have you got in the house, Missis?’ ‘We

haven’t got no men here,’ she says, sulkily. ‘You have got an ostler, I

suppose?’ ‘Yes, we’ve got an ostler.’ ‘Let me see him.’ Presently he

came, and a shaggy-headed young fellow he was. ‘Now attend to me, young

man,’ says I; ‘I’m a Detective Officer from London. This man’s name is

Thompson. I have taken him into custody for felony. I’m going to take

him to the railroad station. I call upon you in the Queen’s name to

assist me; and mind you, my friend, you’ll get yourself into more

trouble than you know of, if you don’t!’ You never saw a person open his

eyes so wide. ‘Now, Thompson, come along!’ says I. But when I took out

the handcuffs, Thompson cries, ‘No! None of that! I won’t stand _them_!

I’ll go along with you quiet, but I won’t bear none of that!’ ‘Tally-ho

Thompson,’ I said, ‘I’m willing to behave as a man to you, if you are

willing to behave as a man to me. Give me your word that you’ll come

peaceably along, and I don’t want to handcuff you.’ ‘I will,’ says

Thompson, ‘but I’ll have a glass of brandy first.’ ‘I don’t care if I’ve

another,’ said I. ‘We’ll have two more, Missis,’ said the friends, ‘and

con-found you, Constable, you’ll give your man a drop, won’t you?’ I was

agreeable to that, so we had it all round, and then my man and I took

Tally-ho Thompson safe to the railroad, and I carried him to London that

night. He was afterwards acquitted, on account of a defect in the

evidence; and I understand he always praises me up to the skies, and

says I’m one of the best of men.”

This story coming to a termination amidst general applause, Inspector

Wield, after a little grave smoking, fixes his eye on his host, and thus

delivers himself:

“It wasn’t a bad plant that of mine, on Fikey, the man accused of

forging the Sou’ Western Railway debentures—it was only t’other

day—because the reason why? I’ll tell you.

“I had information that Fikey and his brother kept a factory over yonder

there,” indicating any region on the Surrey side of the river, “where he

bought second-hand carriages; so after I’d tried in vain to get hold of

him by other means, I wrote him a letter in an assumed name, saying that

I’d got a horse and shay to dispose of, and would drive down next day,

that he might view the lot, and make an offer—very reasonable it was, I

said—a reg’lar bargain. Straw and me then went off to a friend of mine

that’s in the livery and job business, and hired a turn-out for the day,

a precious smart turn-out, it was—quite a slap-up thing! Down we drove,

accordingly, with a friend (who’s not in the Force himself); and leaving

my friend in the shay near a public-house, to take care of the horse, we

went to the factory, which was some little way off. In the factory,

there was a number of strong fellows at work, and after reckoning ’em

up, it was clear to me that it wouldn’t do to try it on there. They were

too many for us. We must get our man out of doors. ‘Mr. Fikey at home?’

‘No, he ain’t.’ ‘Expected home soon?’ ‘Why, no, not soon.’ ‘Ah! is his

brother here?’ ‘_I_’m his brother.’ ‘Oh! well, this is an

ill-conwenience, this is. I wrote him a letter yesterday, saying I’d got

a little turn-out to dispose of, and I’ve took the trouble to bring the

turn-out down, a’ purpose, and now he ain’t in the way.’ ‘No, he an’t in

the way. You couldn’t make it convenient to call again, could you?’

‘Why, no, I couldn’t. I want to sell; that’s the fact; and I can’t put

it off. Could you find him anywheres?’ At first he said No, he couldn’t,

and then he wasn’t sure about it, and then he’d go and try. So, at last

he went up-stairs, where there was a sort of loft, and presently down

comes my man himself, in his shirt sleeves.

“‘Well,’ he says, ‘this seems to be rayther a pressing matter of yours.’

‘Yes,’ I says, ‘it _is_ rayther a pressing matter, and you’ll find it a

bargain—dirt-cheap.’ ‘I ain’t in partickler want of a bargain just now,’

he says, ‘but where is it!’ ‘Why,’ I says, ‘the turn-out’s just outside.

Come and look at it.’ He hasn’t any suspicions, and away we go. And the

first thing that happens is, that the horse runs away with my friend

(who knows no more of driving than a child) when he takes a little trot

along the road to show his paces. You never saw such a game in your

life!

“When the bolt is over, and the turn-out has come to a stand-still

again, Fikey walks round and round it, as grave as a judge—me too.

‘There, Sir!’ I says. ‘There’s a neat thing!’ ‘It an’t a bad style of

thing,’ he says. ‘I believe you,’ says I. ‘And there’s a horse!’—for I

saw him looking at it. ‘Rising eight!’ I says, rubbing his fore-legs.

(Bless you, there an’t a man in the world knows less of horses than I

do, but I’d heard my friend at the Livery Stables say he was eight year

old, so I says, as knowing as possible, ‘Rising Eight.’) ‘Rising eight,

is he?’ says he. ‘Rising eight,’ says I. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘what do you

want for it?’ ‘Why, the first and last figure for the whole concern is

five-and-twenty pound!’ ‘That’s very cheap!’ he says, looking at me.

‘An’t it?’ I says. ‘I told you it was a bargain! Now, without any

higgling and haggling about it, what I want is to sell, and that’s my

price. Further, I’ll make it easy to you, and take half the money down,

and you can do a bit of stiff[1] for the balance.’ ‘Well,’ he says

again, ‘that’s very cheap.’ ‘I believe you,’ says I; ‘get in and try it,

and you’ll buy it. Come! take a trial!’

Footnote 1:

Give a bill.

“Ecod, he gets in, and we get in, and we drive along the road, to show

him to one of the railway clerks that was hid in the public-house window

to identify him. But the clerk was bothered, and didn’t know whether it

was him, or wasn’t—because the reason why? I’ll tell you,—on account of

his having shaved his whiskers. ‘It’s a clever little horse,’ he says,

‘and trots well; and the shay runs light.’ ‘Not a doubt about it,’ I

says. ‘And now, Mr. Fikey, I may as well make it all right, without

wasting any more of your time. The fact is, I’m Inspector Wield, and

you’re my prisoner.’ ‘You don’t mean that?’ he says. ‘I do, indeed.’

‘Then burn my body,’ says Fikey, ‘if this ain’t _too_ bad!’

“Perhaps you never saw a man so knocked over with surprise. ‘I hope

you’ll let me have my coat?’ he says. ‘By all means.’ ‘Well, then, let’s

drive to the factory.’ ‘Why, not exactly that, I think,’ said I; ‘I’ve

been there, once before, to-day. Suppose we send for it,’ He saw it was

no go, so he sent for it, and put it on, and we drove him up to London,

comfortable.”

This reminiscence is in the height of its success, when a general

proposal is made to the fresh-complexioned, smooth-faced officer, with

the strange air of simplicity, to tell the “Butcher’s story.” But we

must reserve the Butcher’s story, together with another not less curious

in its way, for a concluding paper.

“SWINGING THE SHIP.”

A VISIT TO THE COMPASS OBSERVATORY.

The noble ship with her floating battery of heavy guns, her hundreds of

seamen, smart and brave, her powder, shot, and shell for destroying an

enemy, and her tons of provender to supply her crew; with her anxious

captain and aspiring lieutenants, mates, middys, warrant officers, and

her pipeclayed marines are on board. The long pennon whips the winds;

the hurry, bustle, and noise of preparation has subsided into the

quietude of everything in its place; when the word passes that she is

“Ready for Sea.”

Next morning the newspapers find just a line and a half in their naval

corner for the announcement,—“Her Majesty’s ship Unutterable, 120 guns,

went out of harbour yesterday. After she has been swung, and had her

compasses adjusted, she will sail for the Pacific.”

“_Swing_ a hundred and twenty gun ship?” says the good citizen

interrogatively to himself, as he devours his coffee and his newspaper

at breakfast. He pays his taxes and is proud of Britannia and the

British navy, but his admiration of the nautical does not help him to a

solution. “After she has been swung!” he repeats, and then more

immediate affairs draw off his attention, and he leaves the Unutterable

to undergo the mysterious. He turns to the debates.

Naval officers are of course more wise on the point, and some of them

have more knowledge of the operation than liking for it. It’s apt to

spoil the paint now and then, and gives trouble, and upsets some of

their arrangements. Many, it must be confessed, have more experience

than science in their composition, and when they let out their true

feeling, indulge, perhaps, in a half growl, in which the words

“new-fangled” and “deal of trouble” might be heard. But the operation

goes on nevertheless, and little doubt but the toil is forgotten and the

growl repented when—far, far at sea, a murky sky shuts out the sun and

the stars, and forbids heaven to tell the navigator where he is—with a

waste of waters, hundreds, perhaps thousands of miles around him, he has

nought but his figures and his little trembling needles of magnetised

iron to guide him on his way; to direct him wide of the sunken rock and

the sandy shoal as he nears the wished-for coast.

The loss of British ships by wreck has been stated at between five and

six hundred in a year—or about “a ship and a half-a-day.” This terrible

loss has been ascribed to many causes—to the tides and currents of the

ocean; to imperfect logs; inaccurate charts; unsteady steerage;

inattention to the lead; stress of weather; defective ships, and

defective management; but last, if not greatest, says Captain Johnson,

who gives this catalogue of sources of disaster, we have the errors of

the compass. These errors were noticed—now nearly a couple of centuries

ago, and from those days to the present time careful mariners have often

called attention to the subject. “Officers in charge of convoys during

the war,” continues Captain Johnson, “will probably remember the care

with which the general signal was displayed at sunset, to steer a given

course during the night,” with what alacrity that signal was repeated by

the ships of war in their stations, and answered by every

merchant-vessel in the fleet; and they will also possibly remember with

what surprise,—nay, indignation,—they observed when daylight came,

almost the entire convoy dispersed over the ocean as far as the eye

could reach, and mayhap a suspicious looking stranger or two escorting

those farthest away, further astray, in despite of all the shots fired

during a morning watch to recall them. That such dispersements were in

part attributable to the differences of the compasses in each ship,

there can be no doubt; but the greatest delinquents in this particular,

in all probability, were not the merchant vessels, but rather the ships

of war; _the attractive power of their guns upon the compasses_ being

now a well-known and constantly proved fact.

The Apollo frigate, and forty merchantmen of her convoy, in 1803 were

wrecked together on the coast of Portugal, when they believed themselves

to be two hundred miles to the westward. The error of the frigate’s

compasses is believed to have been the cause of the disaster; and a

similar belief exists with respect to the dreadful wrecks of our line of

battle ships on the coasts of Jutland and Holland in 1811. The wreck of

the Reliance, Indiaman, on the coast of France, when one hundred and

nine lives were lost, in 1842, is another painful accident ascribed to

errors of the compasses induced by the presence on board of a large iron

tank forty-six feet long, the attraction of which had been

overlooked—for a hollow tank has a magnetic influence as great as a

solid mass of the same external dimensions—and such a mass would weigh

four hundred and sixty-eight tons.

These errors in the needle that guides the ship, so dangerous in their

results, at last attracted official attention in England. Inquiries were

extended in various directions, and it was found that “in some ships the

deviation was small; in others it was large enough to cause the loss of

a ship, even during a short run; whilst in others, again, from the

position of some iron stancheon, bolt or bar, or stand of arms, the

error might be changed in the opposite direction; so that the deviation

in one vessel was not a guide to its amount or direction in another; and

that there was no other remedy but ascertaining the fact by direct

experiment in each ship.” These facts were recognised by a committee of

English officers, appointed to investigate the matter, one of whom was

the Captain Johnson whom we have already quoted, and of whose subsequent

labours we shall have further presently to speak.

With these words of explanatory preface, let us set out on a visit to

the establishment where the dangers of those afloat are sought to be

lessened by scientific investigations on shore.

About two miles and a half eastwards from the Greenwich Observatory, in

the picturesque parish of Charlton, and on the extreme corner of the

high land that runs from Blackheath, till it juts out close upon the

banks of the Thames—stands the building we are in search of. Those who

may try to discover it will probably find some little difficulty in the

task, for the place is unpretending in outward aspect, and is little

known in the neighbourhood; has never before been publicly

described—except, perhaps, in those unread publications called Blue

Books, and in the technical volume of the naval officer who has charge

of this sanctum of science.

It is called the Compass Observatory; and its locality may probably be

more completely indicated by saying that it is not very distant from,

though on a far higher level than that corner of the Woolwich Dockyard

whence the great chimney soars up like a rival monument to that on Fish

Street Hill, and where the engine that sets the Dockyard Machines in

motion hums like a bee of forty-horse power. When the place is reached,

those who expect to see “a public building,” will be disappointed; those

who like to find that Science may abide in small and humble places, will

be pleased. A long strip of newly-reclaimed land, a detached brick

house, and in its rear, an octagonal wooden structure of little greater

outward pretensions than a citizen’s “summer house,” make up the whole

establishment.

Passing under the pleasant shade of two fine oak trees, and then between

a collection of very promising roses, we enter the house. Once inside,

we see that the spirit of order, regularity, and neatness, is there

paramount. The exactitude requisite for scientific observation, gives a

habit of exactness in other things. In one room we perceive a galvanic

battery ready for experiments; a disc of iron for showing a now defunct

mode of steadying the vibrations of the compass; a specimen of the mixed

iron and wood braced together as they are now employed in the

construction of first-class ships of the Royal Navy, like the Queen’s

Yacht; and more, interesting than all the rest, a copper bowl, contrived

by Arago, for stilling the irritability (so to speak) of the magnetic

needle.

The French astronomer and ex-minister of the Provisional Government here

claims our admiration of his scientific skill, and his work suggests the

reflexion how much more pleasant the calm pursuit of nature’s laws must

be to such a man, than the turbulent effort to enact rules and

constitutions for an impetuous and changeable people. Passing from this

room to another, we find books, and charts, and maps, on which are laid

down the magnetic currents over the great oceans, and amongst its

instrumental relics, a magnetic needle that belonged to poor Captain

Cook. It is a plain small bar of steel in a rough wooden case, but to

the mariner who loves his craft and its heroes, this morsel of iron has

an interest greater than the most perfect of nautical inventions—for

Cook was a seaman who achieved great ends with humble means and from

humble beginnings. A third room is full of compasses of all sorts,

sizes, and kinds, from China, from Denmark, from France; from the most

rude and simple, to the most complex and finished. All the schemes and

plans ever proposed for improving this useful invention are here

preserved. Many of the contrivances have been discovered more than once.

A sanguine theorist completes what to him is perfectly new. Certain that

he is to be immortalised and enriched, he sets off to the Observatory

with his treasure, to reveal his grand secret, and receive the

anticipated reward. He is shown into the compass-room, and there,—horror

of horrors,—upon the table, amidst a host of others, there is an old

discarded instrument the very counterpart of his own! It was made, and

tried, and discarded, years ago.

From the main brick building we pass through another line of roses, and

under a bower, boasting some fifty different varieties of that charming

flower, to the wooden structure in the rear, which is, in fact, the

Observatory.

This building is entirely free from iron. It is approached by stone

steps; the door has a pure copper lock, which being opened by a copper

key, swings on copper hinges to admit the visitor after he has first

cleared the dirt from his shoes upon a copper scraper. Nearly facing the

door is a stove to keep up the temperature in cold weather. It looks

black enough, and has a black funnel. When the visitor is told that

Captain Johnson has his coat-buttons carefully made without any iron

shank concealed under their silken cover; and that his assistant, Mr.

Brunton, repudiates buttons to his jacket altogether, and has pockets

guiltless of a knife; he is apt to turn to the stove, and hint the

presence there of the forbidden metal.

“Ah, ah!” is the reply, it looks like iron sure enough; but the

fireplace, the chimney, the poker, the shovel, are all alike. Nothing

but copper, copper, pure copper. This suggests an anecdote. When the

operations in this Compass Observatory were first commenced, there was

found to be a small variation in the magnet. The instruments were

readjusted; their character was investigated, their construction

re-examined; other observations were made—but still the variation

continued. Pockets were searched for knives; the garden looked over to

see that no stray spade or rake had been left outside the building, yet

near enough for mischief. Nothing could be discovered. At length the

_brass_ bolt on the window was suspected; and though brass had a good

character, not being thought capable of coaxing the magnet from its

truth, it was, in despair of finding any other delinquent, unscrewed

from its position. No sooner was this done, than the wayward needle

returned to its true position; the brass bolt was ejected in disgrace,

and no morsel of the brazen metal has since been allowed to show itself

within the precincts of the building sacred to the mysterious fluid that

draws the iron needle to the North.

Once inside the Observatory, the first impression is one of isolation

and quietude. Look up to the wooden roof, and you see two shutters, to

be opened when an observation is to be made upon a star. Through the

floor rise three pedestals of masonry, built solidly from the earth, and

isolated from the Observatory floor, so that no vibration may be

communicated to them. All three stand in a row, running north and south.

The object of two of them is to support with complete steadiness and

truth two instruments for determining, at any moment of time, the exact

magnetic north, whilst the third pedestal holds one by one the compasses

brought there to be tested. The most northern of these three narrow

stone tables is, in fact, a bed of trial—a place of ordeal—whilst the

other two support the instrumental judges, who are to pass sentence upon

the fluttering needles brought under their unyielding gaze. The test is

a severe one. It is easy, with proper means, to get the true magnetic

north with a fixed instrument on shore, but to make something that shall

tell it with equal truth upon the deck of a ship, as it heaves and

tosses, and plunges on the sea, is a very different thing. Yet,

instruments equal to such triumphs of skill are obtained, and in this

place it is that their qualities are first investigated. The south

pedestal has upon it a tall tube of glass, within which there hang some

long fibres of untwisted silk, supporting a magnetic tube so beautifully

poised, that it obeys without let or hindrance its natural tendency

towards the magnetic north. This tubular magnet has at one end a glass

on which a scale and figures are engraved, but so fine and small as to

be with difficulty seen by the naked eye. The second pedestal supports a

telescope, with which the observer looks down the tubular throat of the

magnet towards this tiny scale on the glass at its extremity. Our

friends, the “spiders,” have contributed some lines to the telescope,

and the centre one of these crosses the exact figure showing the

magnetic position at the moment.

With this figure in his mind, the telescope and the observer’s eye are

poised in the opposite direction, through the window of the Observatory,

towards a spot some half mile to the north, called Cox’s Mount; an

eminence on which a wall has been raised to bear a numbered scale

similar to that on the magnet—with this difference—that the one is very

minute, and the other very large. To the corresponding figure on the

distant wall the instrument is directed, and being thus pointed towards

the true magnetic north, it is brought to bear upon the pivot of the

compass—which by this time occupies a place on the top of the third

pedestal to be tested. Without a complex description, and the free use

of scientific terms, it would be perhaps impossible to convey a

thoroughly exact conception of the steps of the whole process. Such a

detail would be not only too technical, but unnecessary, here. It will

be enough in general terms to say, therefore, that the indication

obtained from a star, or from the instrument on the south pedestal,

called the collimator, is, by means of the instrument in the centre,

combined with a mark upon a distant object, and then brought down to

prove the true powers of the compass placed on the third pedestal. It is

a beautifully exact operation. The silence of isolation, the steadiness

of stone tables and practised operators, the most beautifully

constructed instruments, are combined to ensure accurate realities as a

result. The tests are so varied, and so often repeated, that no error

can escape, and the compass, when it leaves the building to begin its

adventures afloat, commences its career with an irreproachable character

as a Standard Compass of the Royal Navy—to be, on board the ship of war

to which it is sent, a kind of master instrument of reference, by which

ruder and cheaper compasses may be checked and regulated.

Just as the history of the stars and of the variations of the magnet is

registered and posted up at the Greenwich Observatory, so is that of the

compasses entered up here. Every compass that passes its examination may

be said to receive its commission, and be appointed to a ship. Its

number is taken; its vessel and destination are noted, and,

subsequently, its length of service. On its return home from successive

trips, it comes back to this place, when its character is again

investigated and note made of any loss of magnetic power, of any

deviations it may have exhibited, how it may have lost and how gained,

and of any other circumstances showing either improvement or

deterioration. Now and then one is blacklisted, but this seldom happens;

the greatest loss yet noted being 30 minutes. The Standard Compasses

cost, when made new, with tripod and all complete, 25_l._ each. After

they have been some years in service afloat, they are sent into hospital

for overhaul and repair. This costs generally 4_l._ or 5_l._, and they

are then again as good as ever, and ready to guide another ship on her

way over the mighty waters. The scientific part of the fittings of a

ship of war, though of greatest value, are thus of lowest cost. A

Standard Compass is, indeed, a beautiful result of human ingenuity.

Generations of seamen and men of science have discussed the best form

and materials, and the best mode of suspending the needle, that it may

most freely and truly follow its mysterious love for the north. From the

days of the old adventurers round the globe, to the date of the last

voyages to the Arctic regions, successive sea captains have thought, and

watched, and suggested, and the Standard Compass of the English Navy

combines, it is believed, all that is best in all their thinking. After

the Observatory was established, and one of its duties had been defined

to be to pursue investigations on the deviation of the needle, it was

thought desirable to have specimens of the instruments used in the war

ships of other naval nations. With the open liberality that unites in

brotherhood the scientific men of all countries, France and Denmark sent

specimens of what their best men had succeeded in perfecting for the use

of their navies. These instruments are very good, and attract deserved

attention in the observatory-collection of specimens. The Frenchman is

scientific, simple, and with an excellent contrivance for a moveable

agate plane to avoid friction in the motion of the needle. The Dane is a

good substantial instrument, even more excellently finished than the

compasses issued to our navy.

The English Compass is, however, believed with good reason to be the

best yet contrived. It has grown up to its present excellence by slow

degrees. Human ingenuity has been taxed to its utmost, and it has passed

to its present perfection through the various trials of needles of all

sorts of shapes swung in all sorts of ways, and by springs, and floating

cards, modifying the instrument to the varying conditions of a small

boat tossing on waves, or a line of battle ship jarring under the recoil

of a broadside. And now we find our Compass-needle made of iron that,

being got from the Swedish mines, has travelled to Strasbourg to be

prepared for clock springs; thence to Paris, to be still more highly

wrought by the watchmaker; and then to London, to take its sea-going

shape. Four bars of this choice metal, or of shear-steel of equally fine

quality, are ranged edgewise under a card, thickened and stiffened yet

kept transparent by a sheet of mica, brought from the Russian mines;

this card moves upon a point made of a metal harder than steel, and

incapable of corrosion; and which sometimes, under the name of Iridium,

but more correctly under that of “native alloy,” is found by the

refiners as they smelt the platinum and silver gained from the Ural

Mountains or the mines of Spain. The Iridium or alloy comes to the

workshop in the tiniest of glass bottles—bottles as small round as a

goose-quill, and about an inch long—in morsels not much bigger than a

pin’s head, and weighing each less than half a grain. Some of these

prove too soft, some too spongy, some too brittle, but at last one is

found hard and good, and it is soldered upon the pivot, that, when

sharpened and polished, is to work upon a cap, formed of a ruby, brought

from the East. A bowl of the metal suggested by the French philosopher

being prepared, from the produce of the mines of Cornwall; and the

science of the English philosopher, and the skill of the English

workman, having brought all these things into their proper shape and

places; we have, as the result, the Standard Compass, whose fitness to

guide her Majesty’s ship the Unutterable, we have just seen tested by

Captain Johnson at the Woolwich Compass Observatory.

Our favourite newspaper has just stated that that gallant ship “is now

at Greenhithe waiting to have her compasses adjusted.” So, then, the

instruments so accurate at the Observatory a few days ago, are all wrong

again on shipboard. Just so. The moment they get to their places afloat,

their fidelity to the north wavers,—in one ship more, in another less;

but in all in a greater or smaller degree in proportion to the quantity

of iron used in the construction of the vessel, and the nearness of that

metal to the compasses; in proportion to the number of the iron guns and

the total weight of metal carried; to the length of the funnel in

steamships, and to the condition of that funnel whether upright or

hauled down. All this is both new and strange enough. We have learnt

already what loss of ships convoyed and ships wrecked has arisen from

these deviations: deviations long neglected on board all vessels and to

this hour unrecognised or unattended to in our mercantile marine! Since

the Royal Navy, however, has a scientific officer, Captain Johnson,

especially employed in attending to the important duty of adjusting the

compasses: let us go with him and his assistant, Mr. Brunton, from the

Compass Observatory to the anchorage at Greenhithe, and see how he will

“swing” the gallant line of battle ship, the Unutterable.

The trip occupies a very short time, for we have steam at command.

Arrived in the Reach, we find five floating buoys anchored in the

stream, one forming a centre, and four being disposed at equal distances

about it, just as the five pips are placed upon a card—say the five of

spades. The good ship to be operated upon is already fast by the head to

the centre buoy, and Captain Johnson having mounted her deck, and his

assistant, Mr. Brunton, having been rowed ashore, a rope is run out from

the ship’s stern and made fast to one of the corner buoys. The Standard

Compass being fixed in the proper position which it is to occupy in the

ship, neither too high nor too low, and the guns and other iron being

round about it, as they are to remain during the voyage, the mooring

ropes are adjusted, and the ship’s head is put due north. Meanwhile, Mr.

Brunton has set up a compass ashore, and all being ready, Captain

Johnson, at a given moment, observes the bearing of a distant object—the

Tower at Shooter’s Hill—noting the bearing of the needle on board. At

that instant the pennant that floated at the mast-head is hauled down

from the truck. This being the concerted signal, at the same second of

time the assistant ashore observed the needle of his compass. The two

instruments vary, and the deviation of that on board, compared with that

ashore, is due to the iron of the ship. The stern ropes are hauled from

one buoy to another, and again made fast, the ship’s head now pointing

in another direction. The observations and the signals are repeated.

Each deviation of the ship’s compass is carefully noted upon a card

previously prepared for the purpose. The ship’s stern is then hauled

round to the third outside buoy, and the compasses being again examined,

she is next hauled round to the fourth buoy. Her head by this time has

been north, east, south, west; on each point the deviations of her

compasses have been tested, noted, and the card shows their character

and proper adjustment. _The ship has been swung._ Science has done its

best for her, and the word is given to heave anchor, for she is now

truly “Ready for Sea.”

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