CHAPTER XXXIV.

One evening my wife came into our rest house, from the other villages

where the houses were nearly finished, and I saw that she was greatly

pleased at something that had occurred. She said that the women had all

come to her and almost their only question was about the

looking-glasses. She asked, “Suppose there are no looking-glasses in

Calcutta, then what am I to do?” Almost a wail of despair went up from

the crowd. “O mem sahib, mem sahib! you must not say that, you promised

and we know you won’t break your promise.” “All right,” she replied, “I

will get you the glasses if I have to go to Wilayat for them,” and they

were all as happy as some little girls would be at the promise of dolls

from Paris. Bundles of twine, loads of pictures and boxes of

looking-glasses were duly given and all were happy for many a day.

The greatest aid to me in making improvements was the village

committees, each composed of five men, the majority ruling. For the

selection of these committees I had appointed annual election days when

all the men over twenty years of age, were each allowed to cast a ballot

for the man they wanted. On the morning of the election days the school

teachers took their places apart and the men one by one went to them and

got a ticket written, of the names they chose. These tickets were folded

and the men slipped them into a closed box, a teacher checking the names

of the voters in a list that had previously been made. The only

collusion possible was with the teachers and they were strictly enjoined

not to utter a word of suggestion but only to write the five names given

to them. There was probably considerable electioneering beforehand and

many an hour’s talk as they smoked their hookas, about the make-up of

the new committee. There was considerable excitement over these

elections and it increased year by year and made everybody feel that he

was somebody, though he was only the village sweeper. There was great

interest among the crowd at the close of the polls when the names of the

candidates were read off and counted.

The committees thus chosen were clothed with authority and felt their

responsibility. They acted with such discretion that I never heard a

word of dissent against any action of theirs. This may be accounted for

that there were no ranting babu pleaders among them and they had not

learned the tricks and bribery of civilized people. They were very

deliberate and assumed such a magisterial air and dignity, that could

not be excelled by the judges of any High Court, and I do not doubt that

their rulings were just as equitable. There was no Court of Appeals

though the committees often came to me for advice and suggestions, but I

never interfered after they had given their decisions, so that it became

a saying amongst the people “The Committee has spoken,” as if nothing

further was to be said or done. I had formed a set of rules which the

committee executed. They settled all disputes, had charge of the tanks

and fishing, looked after the drains and saw that the houses and streets

were kept clean and in order. The system was one of self-government, and

made the people think and act for themselves.

I had built only one tank near one of the villages. One day not long

after the new houses in the other villages had been completed their

committees came to me in a body. Their spokesman said that I had been

very kind to them, that they did not wish to make any complaint and

hoped I would not be angry with them for making another request, but as

I had built a tank for one village from which its people had water for

their fields and plenty of fish for food, they hoped that I, as their

mabap, would also supply them with tanks. I asked if they would give the

land. Certainly they would do this as they would make allotments of

other fields to those occupying ground where the tanks would be placed.

I gave them a favorable answer and received their hearty thanks. The

tanks were soon dug, the people of the different villages, coming with

their cattle and carts making gala days in helping each other. After the

rains the tanks were stocked with fish which in a few years became very

plentiful.

The villages were now in a most prosperous condition. I had insisted on

their saving all the refuse and the soil became rich. My theory was that

the man who impoverishes his land steals from his own pocket. There was

an abundance of fuel from the trees that had been planted, so that the

manure was not burned as formerly. There was a rotation of crops with

different kinds of grain and vegetables. Every third year new seed was

imported or got from other parts of India. Grass was grown which with

the green stuff was preserved in silos so that there never was any

scarcity of fodder. The silos were for the preservation of feed, what

the manure pits were for the preservation of manure. The cattle were

from imported stock and excellent, quite a contrast with the poor

half-starved beasts of the surrounding villages.

I had quite a tussle with my friends on the milk and cow question. It

was formerly the custom for them to let the calves run with the cows and

no milk was procured. I insisted that the calves should not be allowed

to go to their mothers even for a day after their births. The people

said this was not the custom with their forefathers, that it was not

possible, the cows would not give milk or allow themselves to be milked

unless the calves were present. There was very near a rebellion. After

reflection the committees quieted the rest, by saying that the sahib

knew everything and should have his own way, which he had, with the

result that the cows became as good milkers as on any dairy farm in

Europe.

It was the custom when a calf died to stuff its skin with grass and

every time the cow was milked this imitation calf was placed beside her.

I learned indirectly that I was extolled as a wonderful sahib, that I

not only knew how to make lightning with a machine, but all about cows

and how to make butter. I had thoroughly studied this latter subject

during my foreign trip as well as about silos.

There was plenty of fruit from the trees that had been planted. The

committee passed a rule that those appointed to gather the fruit should

bring it to the Chibutra where at evening it was counted or weighed by

the committee and each family given its portion.

The new houses were abodes of neatness, health and comfort, and each

family took pride in keeping everything in good order. My wife

instructed the women in various industries, among them making articles

to adorn their houses and themselves, so that they were most willing to

accede to her wishes. She gave them flower seeds and every house had its

pots of flowers. The women instead of idling, were very busy in their

household duties or carrying water for their flowers. The people from

the surrounding country for miles came to see my villages as to a fair.

It was something strange for them to see common natives enjoying so much

health, comfort and pleasure and their admiration was a stimulant to the

people.

I could but pity those around them living in poverty, squalor and filth,

with constant sickness, whilst their landlords lived in cities, grasping

everything they could from their miserable half-starved ryots.

There were several things from the absence of which we were blessed.

There was not an accursed opium den, liquor shop or money-lender within

our boundary, and I might add no oppressive, grasping zemindar. I had

prevented these evils from the first and the committees insisted that no

one should use opium or liquor; that no one should borrow money outside

of their own circles, and passed a usury law that no one should charge

more interest than six per cent per annum on pain of forfeiture of the

amount loaned, so that these village committees, unlettered heathen,

were considerably in advance of the great Government of India, that next

to the twin curses of opium and liquor, fosters the other curse, the

robbing of the poor by tolerating the incredible percentage of the

money-lenders.

The Collector of the district in his cold weather tour, once encamped

not far from one of the villages. The committee concluded to make up a

present for the Barra Sahib. They collected vegetables, fruit, flowers,

fish, milk and butter, quite a cart load. When well dressed they

appeared before him, to his surprise and astonishment, as he afterwards

told me, for he could not have got as good supplies from his own house

and garden. This reception greatly pleased them, and he promised to pay

them a visit on the following morning. Bright and early every one was at

work. The clean streets were sprinkled, and all put on their gayest

apparel. Nearly all went to the boundary to meet him, and followed him

in procession with the village band in the lead. This band was quite a

feature at our evening assemblies, melas and fairs. The instruments were

all native, and the music was not such as is heard in the Grand Opera

House in Paris, but it suited the people, so what more could be asked?

The Collector was completely taken aback at the sight, and still more

astonished when he saw the well built houses, every veranda adorned with

flowers and the clean sprinkled streets. They escorted him to the

Chibutra under the big tree, when he told them how pleased he was, and

thanked them for the presents they had sent. The women were particularly

happy when he complimented them on their appearance, the neatness of

their houses, the beauty and variety of the flowers on their verandas. I

was not aware of his going near the village, or I would have been

present, but I was glad that the people had acted of their own accord

and pleasure.

I have great faith in nature, that if man was not distorted by beliefs,

traditions, customs, education and society, he would be as virtuous,

honest and good as other animals; but that is another subject.

The committee sent me word of the Collector Sahib’s presence, so I went

out to show him due respect as a loyal zemindar. The committee had a

reason for my coming. The collector’s servants and camp followers had

raided the gardens, fields and fruit trees, taking what they chose and

refusing payment, as usual with them. Besides, some of them had nets and

were catching loads of fish of all sizes. To excuse themselves they said

they were the Barra Sahib’s servants, and wherever they went they took

what they wanted and paid nothing. This was the truth, but did not make

their robbery and insolence any more palatable to my people. On hearing

this I told the committee to come with me to call on the sahib. I had

not met him, as he was a new arrival in the station, and had not called

on me for the probable reason that the cantonment magistrate—somewhat of

a cad, always in debt to his servants and shop-keepers, having a lot of

gambling IOU’s against him in the club at the end of every month—had

dropped my name from the calling list which was in his charge, giving as

a reason to some one that newcomers might not care to become acquainted

with Eurasians. But then he was the second generation from a London

tailor, and as some society expert has observed that it takes seven

generations to make a gentleman, he was only two-sevenths of one, so no

matter.

The Collector received me with great kindness. He told me of his public

reception, how surprised and pleased he was, that the village was a

paradise compared with others, that it was the model village of all he

had ever seen. When about to take leave, I told him that the committee

were outside the tent. We went out. They hesitated, expecting that I

would talk for them, but I preferred to let them tell their own story.

Their leader began by saying how glad their hearts had been made by his

honor coming to them, that they were all his servants, that everything

in the village was his, and they hoped his highness would not be

offended if they said that some worthless fellows in his honor’s camp

had gone into the fields and taken vegetables and fruit and had caught

fish from the tank with nets which was against the rule, and given

nothing in payment except gali, and threatened if they were reported to

take much more. He told this with great effect in his own eloquent

village language which would lose all its force by translation.

The Collector at once became very angry and calling his servants

denounced them for committing robbery and disgracing him, and threatened

that if any of them dared to go near the village again he would have

them brought up and flogged. He offered to pay for the stuff stolen but

the committee refused payment as they did not care for the value, but

did not like the insolence and abuse. The Collector then thanked the

committee for reporting the matter. He remarked to me that this probably

happened wherever he went, and no one dared to report to him for fear of

ill treatment. I replied that I had heard of men boasting that they

liked to travel with Government officials, as it never cost them

anything to live. He asked me about the villages and I gave him their

history, of the fish supply in the tank and the rules about taking fish,

not omitting the committee compelling Gulab, as a punishment, to eat the

fish raw that he had caught, at which he was greatly amused. He

afterwards made several visits to the village, calling upon me. We had

some excellent fishing in the mornings at the tank, for he was one of

Izaak Walton’s followers. On his return to the station he and his wife

called on us, and we became the warmest friends, dining with each other

frequently, in spite of the fellow who had charge of the calling list.

I had another experience soon after, that was not quite so pleasant. The

time for the settlement or re-assessment of the village lands arrived,

and I went out to look after my interests while the Settlement Officer

was present. I had never met this man, but I knew all about him from a

to zed. I called at his tent and sent in my card, when it came back

written upon, “Please state your business.” Had I not known it before,

this would have shown me at once that he was English, for this is one of

their ways of showing their self-importance and of snubbing, as I never

met it in any other class. I wrote that I was the zemindar of the

village, and left him to infer what he chose. Had I stated that I wished

to become acquainted with him, he would likely have replied that he did

not wish my acquaintance, or some similar remark to show that he was a

gentleman; or if I had stated my business he might have sent word that

he would send for me when he wanted me; and this would also have been

English, you know.

I was admitted to the august presence, with scarcely a nod from him, nor

was I offered a seat. “Well,” said he with a brazen stare, “what can I

do for you?” treating me as if I were some itinerant beggar. I was

flustered and angry, for he had brass enough in his face and insolence

in his manner to upset the temper of a saint. I mildly replied that as

zemindar of the village I had come out of courtesy to him. “Well,” said

he, “as I am about to take my bath, I will bid you good morning,” and

out he went into another apartment.

I concluded to remain at the village, come what would, without expecting

the pleasure I enjoyed with my Scotch friend, the Collector. The village

committee took the Settlement Officer a fine present, but he treated

them with such contempt that they never went near him again. His

servants robbed the gardens and fruit trees, but I suggested to the

people to say nothing. He every morning fished at the tank and made

large hauls, while his servants came with nets and took away loads of

small fish as well as large. This was done daily, until it became

irritating beyond endurance. The committee came to me with complaints,

and I saw that I must do something or lose my position in their

estimation; so I concluded to beard the lion or jackass, whatever might

happen. I saw him seated in front of his tent. He did not rise or even

nod, or say anything. I did not know why he should have treated me with

such insolence, unless it was in the nature of the beast to do so.

“Well, what is it?” he finally asked. I replied, “I hope you will excuse

me for troubling you, but your men have gone into the gardens of the

villages and taken vegetables and fruit and abused the people when they

objected.” He stopped me with, “I don’t believe a word of it;

Chuprassi!” and up came a sleek villain whom I had seen in the gardens.

“Did any of the servants go into the village gardens and take

vegetables?” “Khudawand!” said the fellow with his hands together.

“Lord, why should we become bastard thieves when we have all we want in

his highness’ camp?” “There!” said the Khudawand, “I told you that it

was not so.” “But,” I remarked, “I saw this very man in the garden with

his arms full of vegetables.” He made no reply. I continued, “The people

do not mind the loss of the stuff, but they don’t like the abuse they

receive.” He only listened. Have you ever remonstrated with a man when

he only stared? Is there anything more irritating? I went on, “I built a

tank and stocked it with fish at considerable expense, and the rules are

that no outside natives shall fish in it, and the villagers themselves

shall not take fish under a certain size, and that no nets shall be

used; but your servants are daily using nets and carrying away loads of

small fish.” At this he sprang to his feet, blustering out, “I have had

enough of this. That is a public tank, and my servants shall fish there

if they want to.”

“No,” I said, “that is my tank,” when he cut me short, saying, “I have

had enough; I want to hear no more. It seems to me that you are putting

on a good deal of side for a damned Eurasian, if I must tell you so.”

“Eurasian or not,” I replied, “my father was and is H. J. Smith of

Jalalpur, and as you are his nephew we are cousins; and it comes with

bad grace for you to twit me of being an Eurasian when it was from no

sin of mine, but at the pleasure of your own virtuous, Christian uncle.”

This all came out in a volley before he had time to interrupt me. He

sprang to his feet, for he had taken his seat, his face all aglow with

anger, and shaking his fist at me while he stamped upon the ground, he

fairly shouted, “It’s a lie; all a damned lie! Do you wish to insult me?

You must leave at once. Chuprassi!” But I was off and away before his

minion could come around the tent.

It was some minutes before I recovered from my terrible anger, and then

I cursed myself by the hour for being such an ass, such an extra

long-eared one, for making a stupid blunder as to quarrel with a

Settlement Officer who had the valuation and taxation of all my lands in

his power. Though I had the satisfaction of telling the truth and

getting rid of some of my bilious indignation, it would have been better

not to have gone to him after the repulse of the first call; rather to

have lost all the fruit and vegetables, all the fish, both small and

great, before angering a settlement officer.

It is said that there are two parts in a man, right and left, to

dominate the brain in turn. When one part had spoken as above, the other

said, “Who cares what such a man can do? Is it not better to be a man

and stand up for your rights than to cringe like a coward and quietly

submit to the oppression of a tyrant? Was not the heavy blow that you

gave that insolent bully’s head worth more than all the increased

assessments he can make?” Thus the two parts of me alternately held the

floor, the one lamenting the probably increased taxation, the other

pleading for the rights of my manhood.

The officer did not depart for some days, and though I could do nothing,

I also remained. The whole of the camp followers, taking their cue from

their master, ravaged the gardens and fruit trees. Their delight was in

fishing with nets, a score of them, taking loads of small fish, out of

sheer sport. I remonstrated with them, but they replied with the

insolence of their master that their sahib had told them to catch all

the fish they wanted. The result was that there was not a minnow left in

the tank. The villagers were terribly wrought up. They proposed to

attack the thieves, but this would only have increased the trouble, as

my party would have got the worst of it, not in a fight, but in the

courts, where they would have been brought up for riotous conduct. Many

or all of them would have been taken away from their work or their

homes, kept in jail awaiting trial, and then likely be imprisoned for

years as criminals, for the sahib and his whole camp would have sworn

that my people were the aggressors. “He should hae a lang-shafted spune

that sups kale wi’ the deil,” and I knew that our “spune” had a very

short shaft compared with that of the English gentleman and his crew.

To vindicate myself, I explained to the villagers what I had done, and

was obliged to let them know what I thought of the sahib. The whole

village was intensely agitated, and nothing was talked of but the

tyranny of the settlement officer, comparing him with the collector

sahib, who was so kind and pleased.

It happened just as I anticipated, the assessments were increased twenty

per cent. Great stress was laid on the rich productive land, compared

with adjoining villages, on the valuable fruit trees, the comfortable

houses, on the tank yielding a large amount of fish.

On hearing of the officer’s report I wrote to the Government in the

Revenue Department, making a long statement, showing in what condition I

had found the villages, a lot of dilapidated huts; that I had

contributed several thousand rupees for the construction of houses; that

the soil had been very poor, which I had enriched with fertilizers and

judicious cultivation; that many acres were absolutely barren, usar

land, which I under-drained and fertilized with lime and manure, and

after years of labor and much expense, had changed it to productive

soil; that I had built drains for the streets, and made the villages

healthy; and lastly, I had built the tank and stocked it with fish,

employing men to go a great distance, and bring the best kinds. I might

have told how the tank had been robbed by the camp of the Settlement

Officer, but caution controlled me to say nothing that would irritate,

as I was now a supplicant for mercy, since I knew I could not get

justice. I prayed that under the circumstances, the assessment might

remain as formerly, or at the same rate as of the villages in the

vicinity.

My application was denied, on the plea that the Revenue Department could

not upset a report of the Settlement Officer who had been upon the

ground and thoroughly understood the whole matter.

I went to the Collector and laid the whole subject before him, asking

for justice, omitting all mention of anything unpleasant that had

occurred. He wrote to the Department stating that he had spent some days

at these villages; that they were models, not only of the district but

of all India; that he had never seen any to compare with them; that they

were like villages at home; that he was surprised and delighted to find

that such improvements could be made in India; but it was all due to the

energy and personal attention of Mr. Japhet, who had spent large amounts

of money in the improvements. He hoped, therefore, that the Board would

reconsider its decision, as it would only be just to Mr. Japhet to make

some concession. The reply was that in view of the representations of

the Collector the assessment would be reduced to ten per cent. above the

former rate, but “further than that it would not be advisable, etc.”

This was a gain, and somewhat satisfactory. If a robber waylays you, and

empties your pockets, it is better to accept a sovereign that he

generously offers you out of your own purse, than go without supper and

bed.

I had then the pleasure of re-stocking my tank with fish and in the

evening after it was finished, at our assembly, we had a kind of a

jubilee meeting, thanking our stars that another settlement officer

would not come again for thirty-three years.

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