CHAPTER IX

REVELSTOKE TO THE SPOKANE

The voyage round the Big Bend, in spite of the atrocious weather, had

gone so well that I had just about made up my mind to continue on down

river by the time we reached Revelstoke. A letter which awaited me at

the hotel there from Captain Armstrong, stating that he would be free to

join me for my first week or ten days south from the foot of the lakes,

was all that was needed to bring me to a decision. I wired him that I

would pick him up in Nelson as soon as I had cleaned up a pile of

correspondence which had pursued me in spite of all directions to the

contrary, and in the meantime for him to endeavour to find a suitable

boat. Nelson, as the metropolis of western British Columbia, appeared to

be the only place where we would have a chance of finding what was

needed in the boat line on short notice. While I wrote letters, Roos got

his exposed film off to Los Angeles, laid in a new stock, and received

additional instructions from Chester in connection with the new

picture--the one for which the opening shots had already been made at

Windermere, and which we called "The Farmer Who Would See the Sea."

As there was no swift water whatever between Revelstoke and Kootenay

Rapids, I had no hesitation in deciding to make the voyage down the

Arrow Lakes by steamer. Both on the score of water-stage and weather, it

was now a good month to six weeks later than the most favourable time

for a through down-river voyage. Any time saved now, therefore, might be

the means of avoiding so many days of winter further along. I was hoping

that, with decreasing altitude and a less humid region ahead, I would at

least be keeping ahead of the snows nearly if not quite all the way to

Portland. I may mention here that, all in all, I played in very good

luck on the score of weather. There were to be, however, a few _geesly_

cold days on the river along about Wenatchee, and two or three mighty

blustery blows in the Cascades.

The Arrow Lakes are merely enlargements of the Columbia, keeping

throughout their lengths the same general north-to-south direction of

this part of the river. The upper lake is thirty-three miles in length,

and has an average width of about three miles. Sixteen miles of

comparatively swift river runs from the upper to the lower lake. The

latter, which is forty-two miles long and two and a half wide, is

somewhat less precipitously walled than the upper lake, and there are

considerable patches of cultivation here and there along its

banks--mostly apple orchards. There is a steamer channel all the way up

the Columbia to Revelstoke, but the present service, maintained by the

Canadian Pacific at its usual high standard, starts at the head of the

upper lake and finishes at West Robson, some miles down the Columbia

from the foot of the lower lake. This is one of the very finest lake

trips anywhere in the world; I found it an unending source of delight,

even after a fortnight of the superlative scenery of the Big Bend.

There is a stock story they tell of the Arrow Lakes, and which appears

intended to convey to the simple tourist a graphic idea of the

precipitousness of their rocky walls. The skipper of my steamer told it

while we were ploughing down the upper lake. Seeing a man struggling in

the water near the bank one day, he ran some distance off his course to

throw the chap a line. Disdaining all aid, the fellow kept right on

swimming toward the shore. "Don't worry about me," he shouted back;

"this is only the third time I've fallen off my ranch to-day."

I told the Captain that the story sounded all right to me except in one

particular--that even my glass failed to reveal any ranches for a man to

fall off of. "Oh, that's all right," was the unperturbed reply; "there

_was_ one when that yarn was started, but I guess it fell into the lake

too. But mebbe I _had_ ought to keep it for the lower lake, though," he

added; "there is still some un-slid ranches down there."

Nelson is a fine little city that hangs to a rocky mountainside right at

the point where Kootenay Lake spills over and discharges its surplus

water into a wild, white torrent that seems to be trying to atone at the

last for its long delay in making up its mind to join the Columbia.

Nelson was made by the rich silver-lead mines of the Kootenay district,

but it was so well made that, even now with the first fine frenzy of the

mining excitement over, it is still able to carry on strongly as a

commercial distributing and fruit shipping centre. It is peopled by the

same fine, out-door loving folk that one finds through all of western

Canada, and is especially noted for its aquatic sports. I am only sorry

that I was not able to see more of both Nelson and its people.

As soon as I saw Captain Armstrong I made a clean breast to him about my

failure to unearth the treasure at the Bend. He was a good sport and

bore up better than one would expect a man to under the circumstances.

"I wish that matter of K---- and his D. T.'s had come up before you

left," was his only comment.

"Why?" I asked. "I can't see what difference that would have made. We

didn't waste a lot of time digging."

"That's just it," said the Captain with a wry grin. "Wouldn't you have

gone right on digging if you had known that the spell of jim-jams that

finished K---- came from some stuff he got from a section-hand at

Beavermouth? Now I suppose I'll have to watch my chance and run down and

salvage that keg of old Scotch myself." It shows the stuff that

Armstrong was made of when I say that, even after the way I had betrayed

the trust he had reposed in me, he was still game to go on with the

Columbia trip. That's the sort of man he was.

Boats of anywhere near the design we would need for the river were

scarce, the Captain reported, but there was one which he thought might

do. This proved to be a sixteen-foot, clinker-built skiff that had been

constructed especially to carry an out-board motor. She had ample beam,

a fair freeboard and a considerable sheer. The principal thing against

her was the square stern, and that was of less moment running down

river than if we had been working up. It _did_ seem just a bit like

asking for trouble, tackling the Columbia in a boat built entirely for

lake use; but Captain Armstrong's approval of her was quite good enough

for me. Save for her amiable weakness of yielding somewhat overreadily

to the seductive embraces of whirlpools--a trait common to all

square-sterned craft of inconsiderable length--she proved more than

equal to the task set for her. We paid fifty-five dollars for her--about

half what she had cost--and there was a charge of ten dollars for

expressing her to West Robson, on the Columbia.

We left Nelson by train for Castlegar, on the Columbia just below West

Robson, the afternoon of October nineteenth. The track runs in sight of

the Kootenay practically all of the way. There is a drop of three

hundred and fifty feet in the twenty-eight miles of river between the

outlet of the lake and the Columbia, with no considerable stretch that

it would be safe to run with a boat. A large part of the drop occurs in

two fine cataracts called Bonnington Falls, where there is an important

hydro-electric plant, serving Nelson and Trail with power; but most of

the rest of the way the river is one continuous series of foam-white

cascades with short quiet stretches between. The last two or three miles

to the river the railway runs through the remarkable colony of Russian

Doukobours, with a station at Brilliant, where their big co-operative

jam factory and administrative offices are located. We had a more

intimate glimpse of this interesting colony from the river the

following day.

We found the express car with the boat on the siding at West Robson, and

the three of us--Armstrong, Roos and myself--had little difficulty in

sliding her down the quay and launching her in the Columbia. Pulling a

mile down the quiet current, we tied her up for the night at the

Castlegar Ferry. Then we cut across the bend through the woods for a

look at Kootenay Rapids, the first stretch of fast water we were to

encounter. After the rough-and-rowdy rapids of the Big Bend, this

quarter-mile of white riffle looked like comparatively easy running. It

was a very different sort of a craft we had now, however, and Armstrong

took the occasion to give the channel a careful study. There were a lot

of big black rocks cropping up all the way across, but he thought that,

by keeping well in toward the right bank, we could make it without much

trouble.

On the way back to the hotel at Castlegar, the Captain was hailed from

the doorway of a cabin set in the midst of a fresh bit of clearing. It

turned out to be a boatman who had accompanied him and Mr. Forde, of the

Canadian Department of Public Works, on a part of their voyage down the

Columbia in 1915. They reminisced for half an hour in the gathering

twilight, talking mostly of the occasion when a whirlpool had stood

their Peterboro on end in the Little Dalles. I found this just a bit

disturbing, for Armstrong had already confided to me that he intended

running the Little Dalles.

The boat trimmed well when we came to stow the load the next morning,

but when the three of us took our places she was rather lower in the

water than we had expected she was going to be. She seemed very small

after Blackmore's big thirty-footer, and the water uncomfortably close

at hand. She was buoyant enough out in the current, however, and

responded very smartly to paddle and oars when Armstrong and I tried a

few practice manoeuvres. The Captain sat on his bedding roll in the

stern, plying his long paddle, and I pulled a pair of oars from the

forward thwart. Roos sat on the after thwart, facing Armstrong, with his

tripod, camera and most of the luggage stowed between them. She was

loaded to ride high by the head, as it was white water rather than

whirlpools that was in immediate prospect. With a small boat and a

consequent comparatively small margin of safety, one has to make his

trim a sort of a compromise. For rough, sloppy rapids it is well to have

the bows just about as high in the air as you can get them. On the other

hand, it is likely to be fatal to get into a bad whirlpool with her too

much down by the stern. As the one succeeds the other as a general rule,

about the best you can do is to strike a comfortable mean based on what

you know of the water ahead.

[Illustration: BONNINGTON FALLS OF THE KOOTENAY (_above_)]

[Illustration: PLASTERED LOG CABIN IN THE DOUKHOBOR VILLAGE (_below_)]

[Illustration: TRUCKING THE SKIFF THROUGH KETTLE FALLS]

[Illustration: TWILIGHT IN THE GORGE AT KETTLE FALLS]

I found it very awkward for a while pulling with two oars after having

worked for so long with one, and this difficulty--especially in bad

water--I never quite overcame. In a really rough rapid one oar is all a

man can handle properly, and he does well if he manages that. Your

stroke is largely determined by the sort of stuff the blade is going

into, and--as on the verge of an eddy--with the water to port running in

one direction, and that to starboard running another, it is obviously

impossible for a man handling two oars to do full justice to the

situation. He simply has to do the best he can and leave the rest to the

man with the paddle in the stern. When the latter is an expert with the

experience of Captain Armstrong there is little likelihood of serious

trouble.

The matter of keeping a lookout is also much more difficult in a small

boat. In a craft with only a few inches of freeboard it is obviously out

of the question for a steersman to keep his feet through a rapid, as he

may do without risk in a _batteau_ or canoe large enough to give him a

chance to brace his knees against the sides. Armstrong effected the best

compromise possible by standing and getting a good "look-see" while he

could, and then settling back into a securer position when the boat

struck the rough water. The three or four feet less of vantage from

which to con the channel imposes a good deal of a handicap, but there is

no help for it.

We ran both pitches of Kootenay Rapids easily and smartly. Her bows

slapped down pretty hard when she tumbled off the tops of some of the

bigger rollers, but into not the softest of the souse-holes would she

put her high-held head. We took in plenty of spray, but nothing

green--nothing that couldn't be bailed without stopping. It was a lot

better performance than one was entitled to expect of a lake boat

running her maiden rapid.

"She'll do!" chuckled the Captain with a satisfied grin, resting on his

paddle as we slid easily out of the final run of swirls; "you ought to

take her right through without a lot of trouble." "_Imshallah!_" I

interjected piously, anxious not to offend the River God with a display

of overmuch confidence. I began to call her "_Imshallah_" in my mind

from that time on, and "_Imshallah_"--"God willing"--she remained until

I tied her up for her well-earned rest in a Portland boat-house. It was

in the course of the next day or two that I made a propitiatory offering

to the River God in the form of the remnants of the _jodpurs_ he had

tried so hard to snatch from me at Rock Slide Rapids. I've always had a

sneaking feeling offerings of that kind are "good medicine;" that the

old Greeks knew what they were doing when they squared things with the

Gods in advance on venturing forth into unknown waters.

Big and Little Tin Cup Rapids, which are due to the obstruction caused

by boulders washed down by the torrential Kootenay River, gave us little

trouble. There is a channel of good depth right down the middle of both,

and we splashed through this without getting into much besides flying

foam. Just below we pulled up to the left bank and landed for a look at

one of the Doukobour villages.

The Doukobours are a strange Russian religious sect, with beliefs and

observances quite at variance with those of the Greek Church. Indeed, it

was the persecutions of the Orthodox Russians that were responsible for

driving considerable numbers of them to Canada. They are best known in

America, not for their indefatigable industry and many other good

traits, but for their highly original form of protesting when they have

fancied that certain of their rights were being restricted by Canadian

law. On repeated occasions of this kind whole colonies of them--men,

women and children--have thrown aside their every rag of clothing and

started off marching about the country. Perhaps it is not strange that

more has been written about these strange pilgrimages than of the fact

that the Doukobours have cleared and brought to a high state of

productivity many square miles of land that, but for their unflagging

energy, would still be worthless. In spite of their somewhat

unconventional habits, these simple people have been an incalculably

valuable economic asset to western Canada.

On the off chance that there might be an incipient "protest" brewing,

Roos took his movie outfit ashore with him. He met with no luck. Indeed,

we found the women of the astonishingly clean little village of

plastered and whitewashed cabins extremely shy of even our hand cameras.

The Captain thought that this was probably due to the fact that they had

been a good deal pestered by kodak fiends while Godivaing round the

country on some of their protest marches. "The people were very

indignant about it," he said; "but I never heard of any one pulling down

their blinds." Coventry was really very "Victorian" in its attitude

toward Lady Godiva's "protest."

There was good swift water all the way from Castlegar to Trail, and we

averaged close to nine miles an hour during the time we were on the

river. At China Bar the river was a good deal spread out, running in

channels between low gravel islands. Any one of these was runnable for a

small boat, and we did not need to keep to the main channel that had

once been maintained for steamers. Sixteen miles below Castlegar, and

about half a mile below the mouth of Sullivan Creek, there was a long

black reef of basaltic rock stretching a third of the way across the

river. We shot past it without difficulty by keeping near the left bank.

The sulphurous fumes of the big smelter blotching the southern sky with

saffron and coppery red clouds indicated that we were nearing Trail. The

stacks, with the town below and beyond, came into view just as we hit

the head of a fast-running riffle. We ran the last half mile at a swift

clip, pulling up into about the only place that looked like an eddy on

the Trail side of the river. That this proved to be the slack water

behind the crumbling city dump could not be helped. He who rides the

running road cannot be too particular about his landing places.

We reached Trail before noon, and, so far as time was concerned, could

just as well have run right on across the American line to Northport

that afternoon. However, October twenty-first turned out to be a date of

considerable importance to British Columbians, for it was the day of the

election to determine whether that province should continue dry or, as

the proponents of wetness euphemized it, return to "moderation." As

there was a special provision by which voters absent from their place of

registration could cast their ballots wherever they chanced to be,

Captain Armstrong was anxious to stop over and do his bit for

"moderation." Indeed, I was a bit worried at first for fear, by way of

compensating in a measure for the injury we had done him in failing to

come through with the treasure from the Big Bend, he would expect Roos

and me to put in a few absentee ballots for "moderation." There was a

rumour about that a vote for "moderation" would be later redeemable--in

case "moderation" carried, of course--in the voter's weight of the old

familiar juice. I never got further than a pencilled computation on the

"temperance" bar of the Crown Point Hotel that two hundred and

thirty-five pounds (I was down to that by now) would work out to

something like one hundred seventeen and a half quarts. This on the rule

that "A pint's a pound, the world round." That was as far as I got, I

say, for there seemed rather too much of a chance of international

complications sooner or later. But I am still wondering just what _is_

the law covering the case of a man who sells his vote in a foreign

country--and for his weight in whisky that he would probably never have

delivered to him. I doubt very much if there is any precedent to go by.

Between votes--or rather before Captain Armstrong voted--we took the

occasion to go over the smelter of the Consolidated Mining and Smelting

Company. It is one of the most modern plants of its kind in the world,

and treats ore from all over western Canada. We were greatly interested

in the recently installed zinc-leaching plant for the handling of an

especially refractory ore from the company's own mine in the Kootenays.

This ore had resisted for years every attempt to extract its zinc at a

profit, and the perfection of the intricate process through which it is

now put at Trail has made a mine, which would otherwise have remained

practically valueless, worth untold millions. The two thousand and more

employes of the smelter are the main factor in the prosperity of this

live and by no means unattractive little town.

We had two very emphatic warnings before leaving Trail the next

morning--one was on no account to attempt to take any drinkables across

the line by the river, and the other was to keep a weather eye lifting

in running the rapids at the Rock Islands, two miles below town. As we

reached the latter before we did the International Boundary Line, we

started 'wareing the rapids first. This was by no means as empty a

warning as many I was to have later. The islands proved to be two

enormous granite rocks, between which the river rushed with great

velocity. The Captain headed the boat into the deep, swift channel to

the right, avoiding by a couple of yards a walloping whale of a

whirlpool that came spinning right past the bow. I didn't see it, of

course, until it passed astern; but it looked to me then as though its

whirling centre was depressed a good three feet below the surface of the

river, and with a black, bottomless funnel opening out of that. I was

just about to register "nonchalance" by getting off my "all-day-sucker"

joke, when I suddenly felt the thwart beneath me begin to push upwards

like the floor of a jerkily-started elevator, only with a rotary action.

Fanning empty air with both oars, I was saved from falling backwards by

the forty-five degree up-tilt of the boat. Way beneath me--down below

the surface of the river--Armstrong, pop-eyed, was leaning sharply

forward to keep from being dumped out over the stern. Roos, with a

death-grip on either gunwale, was trying to keep from falling into the

Captain's lap. Round we went like a prancing horse, and just as the boat

had completed the hundred and eighty degrees that headed her momentarily

up-river, something seemed to drop away beneath her bottom, and as she

sunk into the hole there came a great snorting "ku-whouf!" and about a

barrel of water came pouring its solid green flood over the stern and,

incidentally, the Captain. A couple of seconds later the boat had

completed her round and settled back on a comparatively even keel as

hard-plied oars and paddle wrenched her out of the grip of the Thing

that had held her in its clutch. I saw it plainly as it did its dervish

dance of disappointment as we drew away. It looked to me not over half

as large as that first one which the Captain had so cleverly avoided.

"That was about the way we got caught in the Little Dalles," observed

Armstrong when we were in quieter water again. "Only it was a worse

whirlpool than that one that did it. This square stern gives the water

more of a grip than it can get on a canoe. We'll have to watch out for

it."

Save over a broad, shallow bar across the current at the mouth of the

Salmon, there was deep, swift water all the way to Waneta, the Canadian

Customs station. Here we landed Roos to await the morning train from

Nelson to Spokane and go through to Northport to arrange the American

Customs formalities. At a final conference we decided to heed the

warning about not attempting to carry any drinkables openly into the

United States. Stowing what little there was left where not the most

lynx-eyed or ferret-nosed Customs Officer could ever get at it, we

pushed off.

There is a fairly fast current all the way to Northport, but from the

fact that we made the eleven miles in about three-quarters of an hour,

it seems likely that, between paddle and oars, the boat was driven

somewhat faster than the Columbia. Just below Waneta and immediately

above the International Boundary Line, the Pend d'Oreille or Clark's

Fork flows, or rather falls into the Columbia. This really magnificent

stream comes tumbling down a sheer-walled gorge in fall after fall,

several of which can be seen in narrowing perspective from the Columbia

itself. Its final leap is over a ten-feet-high ledge which extends all

the way across its two-hundred-feet-wide mouth. Above this fine cataract

it is the Pend d'Oreille, below it, the Columbia. I know of no place

where two such rivers come together with such fine spectacular effect,

in a way so fitting to the character of each.

The Pend d'Oreille is generally rated as the principal tributary of the

upper Columbia. Although the Kootenay--because it flows through a region

of considerably greater annual rainfall--carries rather the more water

of the two, the Pend d'Oreille is longer and drains a far more extensive

watershed--that lying between the main chain of the Rockies and the

Bitter Root and Coeur d'Alene ranges. Great as is the combined

discharge of these two fine rivers, their effect on the Columbia is not

apparent to the eye. If anything, the latter looks a bigger stream where

it flows out of the lower Arrow Lake, above the Kootenay, than it does

where it crosses the American Line below the Pend d'Oreille. As a matter

of fact, its flow must be nearly doubled at the latter point, but the

swifter current reduces its apparent volume. Nothing but the most

careful computations, based on speed of current and area of

cross-section, will give anything approximating the real discharge of a

river.

I was a good deal interested in the Pend d'Oreille, because it was on

one of its upper tributaries, the Flathead in Montana, that I had made

my first timid effort at rapid-running a good many years previously. It

hadn't been a brilliant success--for two logs tied together with ropes

hardly make the ideal of a raft; but the glamour of the hare-brained

stunt had survived the wetting. I should dearly have loved to explore

that wonderful black-walled canyon, with its unending succession of

cataracts and cascades, but lack of time forbade. The drizzling rain

made it impossible even to get a good photograph of the fine frenzy of

that final mad leap into the Columbia.

It was funny the way that rain acted. For something like a month now

there had been only two or three days of reasonably fair weather, and

for the last fortnight the sun had hardly been glimpsed at all. Pulling

up to Waneta in a clammy drizzle, Captain Armstrong remarked, as he drew

the collar of his waterproof closer to decrease the drainage down the

back of his neck, that he reckoned they wouldn't stand for weather of

that kind over in "God's Country." As there was nothing but sodden

clouds to the southward, I didn't feel like giving him any definite

assurance on the point at the moment. However, when we crossed the Line

an hour later the rain had ceased. A couple of miles farther down the

clouds were breaking up, and at Northport the sun was shining. I did not

have another rainy day, nor even one more than slightly overcast, until

I was almost at the Cascades. I trust my good Canadian friend was as

deeply impressed as he claimed to be.

Beyond a sharp riffle between jagged rock islands above Deadman's Eddy,

and one or two shallow boulder bars where the channels were a bit

obscure, it was good open-and-above-board water all the way to

Northport. The "Eddy" is a whirling back-sweep of water at a bend of the

river, and is supposed to hold up for inspection everything floatable

that the Columbia brings down from Canada. "Funny they never thought of

calling it 'Customs Eddy,'" Armstrong said. From the condition of its

littered banks, it looked to be almost as prolific of "pickings" as the

great drift pile of Kinbasket Lake. Being near a town, however, it is

doubtless much more thoroughly gone over.

We tied up below the Ferry at Northport, which was the rendezvous to

which Roos was to bring the Customs Inspector. The ferry-man, who had

once seen Captain Armstrong run the rapids of the upper Kootenay with

one of his steamers, was greatly elated over having such a notable

walking the quarterdeck of his own humble craft. Armstrong, in turn,

was scarcely less excited over an automatic pumping contrivance which

the ferry-man had rigged up to keep his pontoons dry. After waiting for

an hour, we took our bags and walked up to the hotel on the main street

at the top of the bluff. We found Roos in the office reading a last

year's haberdashery catalogue. He said he had not expected us for a

couple of hours yet, and that he had arranged for inspection at three

o'clock. That gave us time for a bath and lunch ourselves. As our bags

were now well beyond the tentacles of the Customs, we did a little

figuring on the table-cloth between courses. By this we proved that, had

we had the nerve to disregard the warnings of well-meaning friends in

Trail and filled our hand-bags with Scotch instead of personal effects,

Armstrong would now have had fourteen quarts up in his room, and I

eighteen quarts. Then the waitress gave us current local quotations, and

we started to figure values. I shall never know whether or not there

would have been room on the corner of that gravy and egg broidered

napery for my stupendous total. Just as I was beginning to run over the

edge, the Inspector came in and asked if we would mind letting him see

those two suit-cases we had brought to the hotel with us! Many and

various are the joys of virtue, but none of the others comparable to

that one which sets you aglow as you say "Search me!" when, by the

special intervention of the providence which watches over fools and

drunks, you haven't got goods.

The inspection, both at the hotel and at the ferry, was _fairly_

perfunctory, though I did notice that the Customs man assumed a rather

springy step when he trod the light inner bottom of the skiff. Roos

filmed the operation as a part of the picture, I acting as much as I

could like I thought a farmer would act at his first Customs inspection.

Roos, complaining that I didn't "do it natural," wanted to shoot over

again. The Customs man was willing, but Armstrong and I, trudging

purposefully off up the road, refused to return. Roos followed us to the

hotel in considerable dudgeon. "Why wouldn't you let me make that shot

over?" he asked. "It was an 'oil-can'--rotten!" "Because," I replied

evenly, looking him straight in the eye, "I was afraid the Inspector

might try that jig-a-jig step of his on the false bottom in the bow if

we put him through the show a second time. I don't believe in tempting

providence. We can get a street-car conductor and make that Inspection

shot again in Portland. This isn't...." "You're right," cut in Roos,

with a dawning grin of comprehension. "I beg your pardon. You're a

deeper bird than I gave you credit for. Or perhaps it was the

Captain...."

[Illustration: WAITING FOR THE FOG TO LIFT ABOVE BISHOP'S RAPIDS]

[Illustration: ROSS AND ARMSTRONG REGISTERING "GLOOM"]

[Illustration: THE "INTAKE" AT THE LITTLE DALLES (_above_)]

[Illustration: WHERE WE STARTED TO LINE THE LITTLE DALLES (_below_)]

A heavy fog filled the river gorge from bank to bank when we pushed off

the following morning, and we had to nose down carefully to avoid the

piers of the bridge of the Great Northern branch line to Rossland. A

quarter of a mile farther down the river began shoaling over gravel

bars, and out of the mist ahead came the rumble of water tumbling over

boulders. This was an inconsiderable riffle called Bishop's Rapid, but

the Captain was too old a river man to care to go into it without light

to choose his channel. A half hour's wait on a gravel bar in mid-stream

brought a lifting of the fog, and we ran through by the right hand of

the two shallow channels without difficulty. In brilliant sunshine we

pulled down a broad stretch of deep and rapidly slackening water to the

gleaming white lime-stone barrier at the head of the Little Dalles.

All of Northport had been a unit in warning us not to attempt to run the

Little Dalles. Nearly every one, as far as I could judge, had lost some

relative there, and one man gave a very circumstantial description of

how he had seen a big _batteau_, with six Swede lumbermen, sucked out of

sight there, never to reappear. On cross-questioning, he admitted that

this was at high water, and that there was nothing like so much "suck"

in the whirlpools at the present stage. The Captain, however, having

just received telephonic word from Nelson that "moderation" had carried

in B. C. by a decisive majority, felt that nothing short of running the

Little Dalles would be adequate celebration. He had managed to come

through right-side-up in a Peterboro once, and he thought our skiff

ought to be equal to the stunt. He held that opinion just long enough

for him to climb to the top of the cliff that forms the left wall of

river at the gorge and take one good, long, comprehensive look into the

depths.

"Nothing doing," he said, with a decisive shake of his broad-brimmed

Stetson. "The river's four or five feet higher than when we ran through

here in 'fifteen, and that makes all the difference. It was touch-and-go

for a minute then, and now it's out of the question for a small boat. If

we can't line, we'll have to find some way to portage."

The Little Dalles are formed by a great reef of lime-stone which, at one

time, probably made a dam all the way across the river. The narrow

channel which the Columbia has worn through the stone is less than two

hundred feet in width for a considerable distance, and has lofty

perpendicular walls. The river is divided by a small rock island into

two channels at the head, the main one, to the right, being about two

hundred feet in width, and the narrow left-hand one not over forty feet.

The depth of the main channel is very great--probably much greater than

its narrowest width; so that here, as also at Tumwater and "Five-Mile"

in the Great Dalles, it may be truly said that the Columbia "has to turn

on its side to wriggle through."

It is that little rock island at the head of the gorge, extending, as it

does, almost longitudinally _across_ the current that makes all the

trouble. It starts one set of whirlpools running down the right-hand

channel and another set down the left-hand. Every one of the vortices in

this dual series of spinning "suckers" is more than one would care to

take any liberties with if it could be avoided; and either line of

whirlpools, taken alone, probably _could_ be avoided. The impassable

barrage comes a hundred feet below the point where the left-hand torrent

precipitates itself at right-angles into the current of the right-hand

one, and the two lines of whirlpools converge in a "V" and form one big

walloping sockdolager. Him there would still be room to run by if he

were "whouf-ing" there alone; but his satellites won't have it. Their

accursed team-work is such that the spreading "V" above catches

everything that comes down stream and feeds it into the maw of the big

whirlpool as into a hopper. Logs, ties, shingle-bolts, fence-posts--all

the refuse of sawmills and the flotsam and jetsam of farms and

towns--are gulped with a "whouf!" and when they reappear again, a mile

or two down river, they are all scoured smooth and round-cornered by

their passage through the monster's alimentary canal.

"I'm sorry not to celebrate the victory of 'moderation,'" said the

Captain finally, with another regretful shake of his head; "but

'moderation' begins at home. It would be immoderately foolish to put the

skiff into that line of whirlpools, the way they're running now." Roos

was the only one who was inclined to dispute that decision, and as his

part would have been to stand out on the brink of the cliff and turn the

crank, it was only natural that he should take the "artistic" rather

than the "humanitarian" view.

As a last resort before portaging, we tried lining down, starting at the

head of the narrow left-hand channel. We gave it up at the end of a

hundred feet. A monkey at one end of the line and a log of wood at the

other would have made the only combination calculated to get by that

way. It was no job for a shaky-kneed man and a sinkable boat. There was

nothing to do but look up a team or truck. What appeared to be the

remains of the ancient portage road ran down from an abandoned farm to

the river, and it seemed likely some kind of vehicle could be brought

over it.

As the highway ran along the bench, four or five hundred feet above the

river, I set off by the railroad track, which was comparatively close

at hand. At the end of a couple of miles I reached a small station

called Marble, the shipping point for a large apple orchard project

financed by the J. G. White Company of New York. Mr. Reed, the resident

manager, immediately ordered a powerful team and wagon placed at my

disposal, and with that I returned northward over the highway. We had a

rough time getting down through brush and dead-falls to the river, but

finally made it without an upset. Roos having finished what pictures he

wanted--including one of the Captain standing on the brink of the cliff

and registering "surprise-cum-disappointment-cum-disgust,"--we loaded

the skiff and our outfit onto the wagon and started the long climb up to

the top of the bench. The discovery of an overgrown but still passable

road offered a better route than that followed in coming down, and we

made the highway, and on to the village, in good time. Mr. Reed dangled

the bait of a French _chef_ and rooms in the company's hotel as an

inducement to spend the night with him, but we had not the time to

accept the kind invitation. His ready courtesy was of the kind which I

learned later I could expect as a matter of course all along the river.

Never did I have trouble in getting help when I needed it, and when it

was charged for, it was almost invariably an under rather than an

over-charge. The running road is the one place left where the people

have not been spoiled as have those on the highways frequented by motor

tourists.

Launching the boat from the Marble Ferry at four o'clock, we pulled off

in a good current in the hope of reaching Bossburg before dark. Between

the windings of the river and several considerable stretches of slack

water, however, our progress was less than anticipated. Shut in by high

hills on both sides, night descended early upon the river, and at

five-thirty I found myself pulling in Stygian blackness. Knowing there

was no really bad water ahead, the Captain let her slide through a

couple of easy riffles, the white-topped waves barely guessed as they

flagged us with ghostly signals. But a deepening growl, borne on the

wings of the slight up-river night-breeze, demanded more consideration.

No one but a lunatic goes into a strange rapid in a poor light, to say

nothing of complete darkness. Pulling into an eddy by the left bank, we

stopped and listened. The roar, though distant, was unmistakable. Water

was tumbling among rocks at a fairly good rate, certainly too fast to

warrant going into it in the dark.

While we were debating what to do, a black figure silhouetted itself

against the star-gleams at the top of the low bank. "Hello, there!"

hailed the Captain. "Can you tell us how far it is to Bossburg?" "_This_

is Bossburg," was the surprising but gratifying response. "You're

there--that is, you're here." It proved to be the local ferry-man, and

Columbia ferry-men are always obliging and always intelligent, at least

in matters relating to the river. Tying up the boat, we left our stuff

in his nearby house and sought the hotel with our hand-bags. It was not

a promising looking hotel when we found it, for Bossburg was that

saddest of living things, an all-but-extinguished boom-town; but the

very kindly old couple who lived there and catered to the occasional

wayfarer bustled about and got us a corking good meal--fried chicken and

biscuits as light as the whipped cream we had on the candied

peaches--and our beds were clean and comfortable.

As we were now but a few miles above Kettle Falls, the most complete

obstruction in the whole length of the Columbia, I took the occasion to

telephone ahead for a truck with which to make the very considerable

portage. There would be two or three miles at the falls in any case,

Captain Armstrong said, and he was also inclined to think it would be

advisable to extend the portage to the foot of Grand Rapids, and thus

save a day's hard lining. It was arranged that the truck should meet us

at the ruins of the old Hudson Bay post, on the east bank some distance

above the upper fall.

We pushed off from Bossburg at eight o'clock on the morning of October

twenty-third. The water was slack for several hundred yards, which was

found to be due to a reef extending all of the way across the river and

forming the rapid which we had heard growling in the dark. This was

called "Six Mile," and while it would have been an uncomfortable place

to tangle up with in the night, it was simple running with the light of

day. "Five Mile," a bit farther down, was studded with big black rocks,

but none of them hard to avoid. As we were running rather ahead of the

time of our rendezvous with the truck, we stretched our legs the length

and back of the main street of Marcus, a growing little town which is

the junction point for the Boundary Branch of the Great Northern. We

passed the mouth of the Kettle River shortly after running under the

railway bridge, and a pull across a big eddy carried us to the lake-like

stretch of water backed up by the rocky obstructions responsible for

Kettle Falls. The roar of the latter filled the air as we headed into a

shallow, mud-bottomed lagoon widening riverward from the mouth of a

small creek and beached the skiff under a yellowing fringe of willows.

The site of the historic post was in an extremely aged apple orchard

immediately above. It was one of those "inevitable" spots, where the

_voyageurs_ of all time passing up or down the river must have begun or

ended their portages. I was trying to conjure up pictures of a few of

these in my mind, when the chug-chugging of an engine somewhere among

the pines of the distant hillside recalled me to a realization of the

fact that it was time to get ready for my own portage. Before we had our

stuff out of the boat the truck had come to a throbbing standstill

beyond the fringe of the willows. It promised to be an easier portage

than some of our predecessors had had, in any event.

To maintain his "continuity," Roos filmed the skiff being taken out of

the water and loaded upon the truck, the truck passing down the main

street of the town of Kettle Falls, and a final launching in the river

seven miles below. Half way into town we passed an old Indian mission

that must have been about contemporaneous with Hudson Bay operations.

Although no nails had been used in its construction, the ancient

building, with its high-pitched roof, still survived in a comparatively

good state of preservation. The town is some little distance below the

Falls, and quite out of sight of the river, which flows here between

very high banks. We stopped at the hotel for lunch before completing the

portage.

After talking the situation over with Captain Armstrong, I decided to

fall in with his suggestion to pass Grand Rapids as well as Kettle Falls

in the portage. There were only about five miles of boatable water

between the foot of the latter and the head of the former, and then an

arduous three-quarters of a mile of lining that would have entailed the

loss of another day. There is a drop of twelve feet in about twelve

hundred yards in Grand Rapids, with nothing approaching a clear channel

among the huge black basaltic rocks that have been scattered about

through them as from a big pepper shaker. As far as I could learn, there

is no record of any kind of a man-propelled craft of whatever size ever

having run through and survived, but a small stern-wheeler, the

_Shoshone_, was run down several years ago at high water. She reached

the foot a good deal of a hulk, but still right side up. This is rated

as one of the maddest things ever done with a steamer on the Columbia,

and the fact that it did not end in complete disaster is reckoned by old

river men as having been due in about equal parts to the inflexible

nerve of her skipper and the intervention of the special providence that

makes a point of watching over mortals who do things like that. I met

Captain McDermid a fortnight later in Potaris. He told me then, what I

hadn't heard before, that he took his wife and children with him.

"Nellie thought a lot of both me and the little old _Shoshone_," he

said with a wistful smile, "and she reckoned that, if we went, she

wouldn't exactly like to be left here alone. And so--I never could

refuse Nellie anything--I took her along. And now she and the _Shoshone_

are both gone." He was a wonderful chap--McDermid. All old Columbia

River skippers are. They wouldn't have survived if they hadn't been.

There was a low bench on the left bank, about a mile below the foot of

Grand Rapids, which could be reached by a rough road, and from which the

boat could be slid down over the rocks to the river. Running to this

point with the truck, we left our heavier outfit at a road camp and

dropped the boat at the water's edge, ready for launching the following

morning. Returning to the town, we were driven up to the Falls by Dr.

Baldwin, a prominent member of this live and attractive little

community, where Roos made a number of shots. The upper or main fall has

a vertical drop of fifteen feet at low water, while the lower fall is

really a rough tumbling cascade with a drop of ten feet in a quarter of

a mile. The river is divided at the head of the Falls by an arrow-shaped

rock island, the main channel being the one to the right. The left-hand

channel loops in a broad "V" around the island and, running between

precipitous walls, accomplishes in a beautiful rapid the same drop that

the main channel does by the upper fall. A rocky peninsula, extending

squarely across the course of the left-hand channel, forces the rolling

current of the latter practically to turn a somersault before accepting

the dictum that it must double back northward for five or six hundred

feet before uniting with the main river. It was the savage swirling of

water in that rock-walled elbow where the "somersault" takes place that

prompted the imaginative French-Canadian _voyageurs_ to apply the

appropriately descriptive name of _Chaudiere_ to the boiling maelstrom.

Up to the present the development of the enormous power running to waste

over Kettle Falls has gone little further than the dreams of the brave

community of optimists who have been attracted there in the belief that

a material asset of such incalculable value cannot always be ignored in

a growing country like our own. And they are right, of course, but a few

years ahead of time. It is only the children and grandchildren of the

living pioneers of the Columbia who will see more than the beginning of

its untold millions of horse-power broken to harness. And in the

meantime the optimists of Kettle Falls are turning their attention to

agriculture and horticulture. Never have I seen finer apple orchards

than those through which we drove on the way to resume our down-river

voyage.

The point from which we pushed off at ten o'clock on the morning of

October twenty-fourth must have been only a little below that at which

Lieutenant Symons launched the _batteau_ for his historic voyage to the

mouth of the Snake in 1881. Forty years have gone by since that

memorable undertaking, yet Symons' report is to-day not only the most

accurate description of an upper Columbia voyage that has ever been

written, but also the most readable. During the time I was running the

three hundred and fifty miles of river surveyed by Lieutenant Symons, I

found his admirable report only less fascinating on the human side than

it was of material assistance on the practical.

Of his preparations for the voyage Lieutenant Symons writes:

"I was fortunate enough to procure from John Rickey, a settler

and trader, who lives at the Grand Rapids, a strongly built

_batteau_, and had his assistance in selecting a crew of Indians

for the journey. The _batteau_ was about thirty feet long, four

feet wide at the gunwales, and two feet deep, and is as small a

boat as the voyage should ever be attempted in, if it is

contemplated to go through all the rapids. My first lookout had

been to secure the services of 'Old Pierre Agare' as steersman,

and I had to carry on negotiations with him for several days

before he finally consented to go. Old Pierre is the only one of

the old Hudson Bay _voyageurs_ now left who knows the river

thoroughly at all stages of water, from Colville to its mouth....

The old man is seventy years of age, and hale and hearty,

although his eyesight is somewhat defective.... The other Indians

engaged were Pen-waw, Big Pierre, Little Pierre, and Joseph. They

had never made the trip all the way down the river, and their

minds were full of the dangers and terrors of the great rapids

below, and it was a long time before we could prevail upon them

to go, by promising them a high price and stipulating for their

return by rail and stage. Old Pierre and John Rickey laboured and

talked with them long and faithfully, to gain their consent, and

I am sure that they started off with as many misgivings about

getting safely through as we did who had to trust our lives to

their skill, confidence and obedience."

Lieutenant Symons does not state whether any confusion ever arose as a

consequence of the fact that three of his five Indians bore the

inevitable French-Canadian name of "Pierre." Of the method of work

followed by himself and his topographical assistant, Downing, throughout

the voyage, he writes:

"Mr. Downing and myself worked independently in getting as

thorough knowledge of the river as possible, he taking the

courses with a prismatic compass, and estimating distances by the

eye, and sketching in the topographical features of the

surrounding country, while I estimated also the distances to

marked points, and paid particular attention to the bed of the

river, sounding wherever there were any indications of

shallowness. Each evening we compared notes as to distances, and

we found them to come out very well together, the greatest

difference being six and three-fourths miles in a day's run of

sixty-four miles. Some days they were identical. The total

distance from our starting point ... to the mouth of the Snake

River was estimated by Mr. Downing to be three hundred and

sixty-three miles, and by myself to be three hundred and fifty.

His distances were obtained by estimating how far it was to some

marked point ahead, and correcting it when the point was reached;

mine by the time required to pass over the distances, in which

the elements considered were the swiftness of the current and the

labour of the oarsmen."

I may state that it was only rarely that we found the distances arrived

at by Lieutenant Symons and Mr. Downing to be greatly at variance with

those established by later surveys. In the matter of bars, rapids,

currents, channels and similar things, there appeared to have been

astonishingly little change in the four decades that had elapsed since

he had made his observations. Where he advised, for instance, taking the

right-hand in preference to the middle or left-hand channels, it was not

often that we went far wrong in heeding the direction. Bars of gravel,

of course, shift from season to season, but reefs and projections of the

native rock are rarely altered by more than a negligible erosion. The

prominent topographical features--cliffs, headlands, _coulees_,

mountains--are immutable, and for mile after mile, bend after bend, we

picked them up just as Symons reported them.

The river is broad and slow for a few miles below Grand Rapids (they are

called Rickey's Rapids locally), with steep-sided benches rising on

either hand, and the green of apple orchards showing in bright fringes

along their brinks. There had been the usual warnings in Kettle Falls of

a bad rapid to be encountered "somewhere below," but the data available

on this part of the river made us practically certain that nothing worse

than minor riffles existed until the swift run of Spokane Rapids was

reached. Seven miles below Grand Rapids several islands of black basalt

contracted the river considerably, but any one of two or three channels

offered an easy way through them. The highest of them had a driftwood

crown that was not less than fifty feet above the present stage of the

river, showing graphically the great rise and fall at this point.

At the shallow San Poil bar we saw some Indians from the Colville

Reservation fishing for salmon--the crooked-nosed "dogs" of the final

run. If they were of the tribe from which the bar must have been named,

civilization had brought them its blessing in the form of hair-restorer.

They were as hirsute a lot of ruffians as one could expect to find out

of Bolshevia--and as dirty.

Turtle Rapid was the worst looking place we found during the day, but

the menace was more apparent than real. The riffle took its name from a

number of turtle-backed outcroppings of bedrock pushing up all the way

across the river. The current was swift and deep, making it just the

sort of place one would have expected to encounter bad swirls. These

were, indeed, making a good deal of a stir at the foot of several of the

narrow side runs, but by the broader middle channel which we followed

the going was comparatively smooth. We finished an easy day by tying up

at four o'clock where the road to the Colville Reservation comes down to

the boulder-bordered bank at Hunter's Ferry.

Columbia River ferry-men are always kindly and hospitable, and this one

invited us to sleep on his hay and cook our meals in his kitchen. He was

an amiable "cracker" from Kentucky, with a delectable drawl, a

tired-looking wife and a houseful of children. Ferry-men's wives always

have many children. This one was still pretty, though, and her

droop--for a few years yet--would be rather appealing than otherwise. I

couldn't be quite sure--from a remark she made--whether she had a sense

of humor, or whether she had not. Seeing her sitting by the kitchen

stove with a baby crooked into her left arm, a two-year-old on her lap,

and a three-year-old riding her foot, the while she was trying to fry

eggs, bake biscuit and boil potatoes, I observed, by way of bringing a

brighter atmosphere with my presence, that it was a pity that the human

race hadn't been crossed with octopi, so that young mothers would have

enough arms to do their work with. She nodded approvingly at first,

brightening visibly at the emancipative vision conjured up in her tired

brain, but after five minutes of serious cogitation relapsed into gloom.

"I reckon it wouldn't be any use, mistah," she said finally; "them

octupusses would only give the young 'uns mo' ahms to find troubl'

with." Now _did_ she have a sense of humour, or did she not?

We had a distinctly bad night of it hitting the hay. The mow was built

with a horseshoe-shaped manger running round three sides of it, into

which the hay was supposed to descend by gravity as the cows devoured

what was below. As a labour-saving device it had a good deal to

recommend it, but as a place to sleep--well, it might not have been so

bad if each of the dozen cows had not been belled, and if the weight of

our tired bodies on the hay had not kept pressing it into the manger all

night, and so made a continuous performance of feeding and that bovine

bell-chorus. I dozed off for a spell along toward morning, awakening

from a Chinese-gong nightmare to find my bed tilted down at an angle of

forty-five degrees and a rough tongue lapping my face. With most of my

mattress eaten up, I was all but in the manger myself. Turning out at

daybreak, we pushed off at an early hour.

A run of nine miles, made in about an hour, took us to Gerome, where

another ferry crossed to the west or Colville Reservation bank. A couple

of swift, shallow rapids above and below Roger's Bar was the only rough

water encountered. We were looking for a point from which Spokane could

be reached by car, as Captain Armstrong, who had originally planned to

go with us only to Kettle Falls, was now quite at the end of the time he

was free to remain away from Nelson and business. There were two reasons

for our making a temporary halt at Gerome Ferry. One was the fact that

Spokane could be reached as readily from there as from any point lower

down, and the other was Ike Emerson. I shall have so much to say of Ike

a bit further along that I shall no more than introduce him for the

moment.

As much of the worst water on the American course of the Columbia occurs

in the two hundred and thirty miles between the head of Spokane Rapids

and the foot of Priest Rapids,[2] I was considerably concerned about

finding a good river man to take Captain Armstrong's place and help me

with the boat. Roos made no pretensions to river usefulness, and I was

reluctant to go into some of the rapids that I knew were ahead of us

without a dependable man to handle the steering paddle and to help with

lining. Men of this kind were scarce, it appeared--even more so than on

the Big Bend, in Canada, where there was a certain amount of logging and

trapping going on. Two or three ferry-men had shaken their heads when I

brought the matter up. There was nothing they would like better if they

were free, they said, but, as ferries couldn't be expected to run by

themselves, that was out of the question on such short notice.

[2] Not be confused with the rapids of the same name we had

run on the Big Bend in Canada. L. R. F.

It was that genial "cracker" at Hunter's Ferry who was the first to

mention Ike Emerson. Ike would be just my man, he said, with that

unmistakable grin that a man grins when the person he speaks of is some

kind of a "character." Or, leastways, Ike would be just my man--_if I

could find him_. "And where shall I be likely to find him?" I asked. He

wasn't quite sure about that, but probably "daun rivah sumwhah." There

was no telling about Ike, it appeared. Once he had been seen to sink

when his raft had gone to pieces in Hell Gate, and he had been mourned

as dead for a fortnight. At the end of that time he had turned up in

Kettle Falls, but quite unable--or else unwilling--to tell why the river

had carried him eighty-five miles _up_ stream instead of down to the

Pacific. A keg of moonshine which had been Ike's fellow passenger on the

ill-fated raft _may_ have had something to do both with the wreck and

that long up-stream swim after the wreck. At any rate, it had never been

explained. However, Gerome was Ike's headquarters--if any place might be

called that for a man who lived on or in the river most of the time--and

that would be the place to inquire for him.

When I asked the ferry-man at Gerome if Ike Emerson had been seen

thereabouts recently, he grinned the same sort of grin his colleague at

Hunter's had grinned when the same subject was under discussion. Yes, he

had seen Ike only the night before. He was a real old river rat; just

the man I wanted--_if I could find him_. He was as hard as a flea to put

your hand on when you _did_ want him, though. Well, it took us four

hours to run our man down, but luck was with us in the end. Every

lumber-jack, farmer and Indian that we asked about Ike, grinned that same

grin, dropped whatever he was doing and joined in the search. There were

a score of us when the "View Halloo" was finally sounded, and we looked

more like a lynching party on vengeance bent than anything else I can

think of. Ike, who was digging potatoes (of all the things in the world

for a river rat to be doing), glowered suspiciously as we debouched from

a _coulee_ and streamed down toward him, but his brow cleared instantly

when I hastily told him what we had come for.

You bet, he would go with us. But, wait a moment! Why should we not go

with him? He was overdue with a raft of logs and cordwood he had

contracted to take down below Hell Gate, and was just about to get to

work building it. We could just throw our boat aboard, and off we would

go together. If he could get enough help, he could have the raft ready

in two or three days, and, once started, it would not be a lot slower

than the skiff, especially if we took a fast motor-boat he knew of for

towing purposes and to "put her into the rapids right." It would make a

lot more of a show for the movies, and he had always dreamed of having

himself filmed on a big raft running Hell Gate and Box Canyon. Just let

us leave it to him, and he would turn out something that would be the

real thing.

All of this sounded distinctly good to me, but I turned to Roos and

Captain Armstrong for confirmation before venturing a decision. Roos

said it would be "the cat's ears" (late slang meaning _au fait_, or

something like that, in English); that a raft would photograph like a

million dollars. Armstrong's face was beaming. "It will be the chance of

a lifetime," he said warmly. "Go by all means. I'm only sorry I can't be

with you." So we gave Ike _carte blanche_ and told him to go ahead; we

would arrange the financial end when he knew more about what he would be

spending. I was glad of the wait for one reason; it would give us a

chance to speed the Captain on his way as far as Spokane.

Running over a Spokane paper in the post office and general store at

Gerome, the program of the Chamber of Commerce luncheon for the morrow,

October the twenty-sixth, recalled to me that I had a conditional

engagement to perform at that function. Major Laird, the Publicity

Secretary of the Chamber, had phoned me before we left Nelson, asking if

I would run up to Spokane from some convenient point on the river and

give them a bit of a yarn about our voyage at the next Tuesday luncheon.

I had replied that, as it was quite out of the question keeping to any

definite schedule in river travel, I could give him no positive

assurance of turning up in time, but suggested that if he would sign up

some one else for _piece de resistance_, he could be free to use me for

soup or nuts in the event I put in an appearance. As it now appeared

that we had arrived within a few hours of Spokane, I phoned Major Laird,

and he said he would start a car off at once to take us there.

We spent the afternoon helping Roos patch up the continuity of his

"farmer" picture. Although Captain Armstrong had appeared in all the

scenes shot since we started with the skiff, he had never made his

official entry into the picture. Properly, this should have been done in

one of the introductory scenes shot at the source of the river, near

Lake Windermere. It will be remembered that, when I leaned on my

hay-fork and gazed pensively off toward the river, I was supposed to see

a prospector tinkering with his boat. I had walked out of two scenes on

my way to join that prospector: the first time to ask if he would take

me with him, and the second time, with a blanket-roll on my shoulder

(the improvised one with the two "nicht-goons" and other foreign

knick-knacks in it), to jump into the boat and push off. Obviously, as

we had neither prospector nor boat at the time, these shots could not be

made until later. Now, with the "prospector" about to leave us, it was

imperative to continuity that we should get him into the picture before

we could go ahead getting him out of it.

"Location" was our first care, and in this fortune favoured us. The

mouth of a small creek flowing in just below Gerome furnished a "source

of the Columbia" background that would have defied an expert to tell

from an original. In fact, it looked more like the popular idea of a

"source" than did the real one; and that is an important point with the

movies. Here we made the "tinkering" and the "first push-off" shots. Of

course, I had a different blanket-roll on my shoulder this time, but I

took great care to make it as close an imitation as possible of the one

I had so hastily flung together out of "Jock's" bedding. A close

imitation externally, I mean--there were no "frou-frous" in it.

Now that we had the "prospector" properly into the picture, we were

ready for the "farewell" shot--the getting him out of it. For this the

Captain and I were "picked up" on a picturesque rocky point, regarding

with interest something far off down-river. Presently he registers

"dawning comprehension," and tells me in fluent French-Canadian

pantomime that it is a raft--a whale of a big one. That will offer a way

for me to continue my voyage now that he has to leave me. Then we go

down to the boat, which he presents to me with a comprehensive

"it-is-all-yours" gesture, before shouldering his sack of ore (one of

our bags of canned stuff answered very well for this) and climbing off

up the bank toward the "smelter." (We had intended to make a real

smelter scene at Trail or Northport, but the light was poor at both

places.) Finally I pushed off alone, pulling down and across the current

to throw in my fortunes with the "raft." That left the thread of

"continuity" dangling free, to be spliced up as soon as Ike had the raft

completed. That worthy was losing no time. All afternoon we heard the

rumble of logs rolling over boulders, and every now and then a

fan-shaped splash of spray would flash up with a spangle of iridescence

in the light of the declining sun.

The car arrived for us at seven-thirty that evening. It was driven by

Commissioner Howard, of the Spokane County Board, who had courteously

volunteered to come for us when it appeared there would be some delay in

getting a hired car off for the hundred and sixty-mile round trip. He

was accompanied by his son, a high-school youngster. As they had eaten

lunch on the way, they announced themselves ready to start on the return

trip at once. The road turned out to be a rough mountain track, and

rather muddy. Ten miles out from Gerome a suspicious clicking set in

somewhere under the rear seat, and at twenty miles the differential had

gone. Mr. Howard finally induced an empty truck to take us in tow, and

behind that lumbering vehicle we did the last sixty miles. The tow-chain

parted on an average of once a mile while we were still in the

mountains, but did better as the roads improved. The temperature fell as

the altitude increased, and it must have been well under twenty before

daylight--and a mean, marrow-searching cold at that. Mr. Howard,

refusing every offer of relief, stuck it out at the wheel all the way

in--a remarkable example of nerve and endurance, considering that he had

only recently come out of a hospital. Armstrong, as always, was

indomitable, singing French-Canadian boating songs of blood-stirring

_tempo_ most of the way. I shall ever associate his

"_Rouli, roulant, ma boule roulant,

En roulant, ma boule roulant!_"

rather with the chug-chugging of a motor truck than with the creak of

oars from which it derived its inspiration.

We struck the paved state highway at Davenport about four o'clock, and

in the very grey dawn of the morning after came rumbling into Spokane.

Somewhere in the dim shadowy outskirts we stopped rumbling. The truck

driver reported he had run out of gas. Assiduous milking of the Cole's

tank yielded just enough to carry us on to the hotel. The Davenport of

Spokane is one of the very finest hotels in all the world, but if it had

been just a cabin with a stove, it would still have seemed a rose-sweet

paradise after those last two nights we had put in--one on the hay with

belled cows eating up the beds beneath our backs, and the other jerked

over a frosty road in the wake of a skidding truck. Soaking for an hour

in a steaming bath, I rolled in between soft sheets, leaving orders not

to be called until noon.

Spokane is one of the finest, cleanest and most beautiful cities of the

West, and I have never left it after a visit without regret. This time,

brief as our stay had to be, was no exception. It was an unusually keen

looking lot of business and professional men that turned out for the

Chamber luncheon, among whom I found not a few old college friends and

others I had not seen for a number of years. Notable of these were

Herbert Moore and Samuel Stern, with whom I had spent six weeks on a

commercial mission in China in 1910. I was also greatly interested to

meet Mr. Turner, the field engineer of the great project for reclaiming

a million and three-quarters acres of land in the Columbia Basin of

eastern Washington by diverting to it water from the Pend d'Oreille. The

incalculable possibilities, as well as the great need of this daring

project I was to see much of at firsthand during that part of my voyage

on which I was about to embark.

Captain Armstrong left by train for Nelson the evening of the 27th, and

the following morning Major Laird drove Roos and me back to Gerome. For

a considerable part of the distance we followed the highly picturesque

route along the Spokane River, stopping for lunch at the hydro-electric

plant of the Washington Power Company at Long Lake. This enterprising

corporation has power installations already in operation on the Spokane

which must make that stream pretty nearly the most completely harnessed

river of its size in America. The lofty concrete barrier which backs up

Long Lake has the distinction of being the highest spillway dam in the

world. The "Spokane interval" proved a highly enjoyable spell of

relaxation before tackling the rough stretch of river ahead. I knew I

was going to miss greatly the guiding hand and mind of Captain

Armstrong, but had high hopes of Ike Emerson. I was not to be

disappointed.

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