CHAPTER XV.

DOWN THE COLUMBIA.

Umatilla was then a river town, of two or three hundred houses,

mostly frame. It was still the chief point of departure from the

Columbia for Idaho and Montana, though Wallula--25 miles farther

up--was beginning to compete for this. Trade and travel that season

had not been large, and the whole region there complained of dullness

and stringency. The _Metropolitan_ was a fair hotel, with a goodly

supply of eastern and California papers, and seemed like a palace

after our long "roughing it" from the Missouri to the Columbia. It

was well patronized, especially by babies; and I do think they were

the worst _enfans terribles_ I ever saw. One doting mamma asked L. if

he did not think her red-eyed, puffy-faced youngster "a _dear_ little

cherub;" and though he smiled approvingly, of course, he subsequently

vowed he should think better of King Herod hereafter. The town

already boasted one weekly newspaper, a public school-house, and two

young churches, with a goodly complement of saloons and restaurants.

Of course, the patent-medicine venders had long since reached it.

"S. T. 1860 X. Drake's Plantation Bitters," was emblazoned on every

dead-wall, "in characters of living light," as it had been from New

York there. The year before I had observed it all through the South,

in over ten thousand miles of travel there; and here it was again,

mysterious and blatant, at the head of navigation on the Pacific

Coast. So, we had found it all through the Rocky Mountains, at Salt

Lake, and Boisè, as inevitable as the stage-station and post-office;

and the design was the same huge cabalistic characters always.

Another advertisement accompanied us regularly across the Plains

to the Rocky Mountains; but "S. T. 1860 X. etc.," followed us to

the Columbia and beyond, and everywhere seemed as universal as the

air--as omnipresent as sunlight.

Indians were seen on the streets occasionally, but they were usually

in the last stages of dissipation and degradation. They ought to be

forbidden all such border towns, as their life there ends only in ruin.

The white population consisted chiefly of Oregonians and Californians,

of every shade of character. The Micawber type, of course, was not

wanting. One afternoon, while writing in my room, a seedy individual,

whom we had met at Wells' Springs, sauntered in, and, after some

conversational skirmishing, solicited, "the loan of five dollars."

He had been keeping a "hotel," he said, up in Owyhee, but the miners

hadn't paid up their board-bills, and he was now "dead-broke," on

his way back to Puget Sound. He would give his due-bill, and would

certainly remit to me at San Francisco, but really couldn't tell

exactly when! He claimed to be "a son of old Massachusetts, sir,"

and from Boston at that. But as he was odorous afar of "needle-gun"

whiskey, the Hub, I suspect, would have haughtily repudiated him!

Ding! Dong! Puff! Puff! The steamer had come, and Nov. 28th, we at

length embarked for down the Columbia. She was a little stern-wheel

boat, scarcely longer than your finger, called _Nez Perce Chief_,

Capt. Stump, master. Her fare to Fort Vancouver or Portland, including

railroad-portages, was $18 in coin, which at rates then current

was equivalent to $25 in greenbacks. Meals were extra, at a cost of

$1,50 each, in currency, besides. The distance to Portland was about

200 miles; to the mouth of the Columbia, 100 or so more. We found

Capt. Stump a very obliging Oregonian, and obtained much interesting

information from him. His boat was part of a line belonging to the

Oregon Steam Navigation Company, a gigantic corporation that controlled

all the navigable waters of the Columbia, and with far-reaching

enterprise was now seeking to connect them with the headwaters of the

Missouri. He said, their boats could ascend to Umatilla all the year

round, except in mid-winter, when the Columbia sometimes froze over

for several weeks together, though not usually. With good water, they

could go up to Wallula, at the mouth of the Walla-Walla, 25 miles

farther, which they usually did six months in the year. With very high

water, they could run up to Lewiston, at the junction of the Snake and

Clearwater, about 175 miles more, three months in the year--making

about 500 miles from the sea in all. Above Lewiston, there was a bad

cañon in the Snake, with shoals and rapids for a hundred miles or so

to Farewell Bend; but after that, he thought, a light-draught steamer

might get up at least three hundred miles farther, or within about 200

miles of Salt Lake, as stated heretofore.

Clark's Fork of the Columbia, or the Columbia proper, makes a sharp

bend north at Wallula, and for 300 miles, he said, was unnavigable,

until you reach Fort Colville near the British line, when it trends

east and south, until it disappears in the far off wilds of Montana.

Just above Fort Colville, it became navigable again, and a small boat

was then running up to the Great Bend region, over 200 miles farther,

where good placer mines had been discovered (Kootenay) and worked a

little. This boat could connect with another, already plying on Lake

Pond Oreille (a part of Clark's Fork), and this with still another

then building, that it was believed with short portages would extend

navigation some 200 miles more, or into the very heart of Montana,

within two or three hundred miles only of Fort Benton--the head of

navigation on the Missouri. These were weighty facts, marrying the

Pacific to the Atlantic; but Captain Stump thought the O. S. N.

company could accomplish them, or anything else, indeed, it seriously

undertook. Just now it was bending its energies in that direction,

and he said would beat the Northern Pacific Railroad yet. No doubt

we have a fine country up there, near the British America line,

abounding in lakes and threaded with rivers, and roomy enough for all

enterprises, whether railroad or steamboat.

Puff! Puff! And so we were off down the Columbia, at last. How

exquisitely pleasant, how cosy and delightful, our little steamer

seemed, after 2,400 miles of jolting and banging by stage-coach and

ambulance! The state-rooms were clean and tidy, the meals well-cooked

and excellent, and we went steaming down the Columbia without

thought or care, as on "summer seas." Occasionally rapids appeared,

of a serious character; but as a rule the river was broad and deep,

majestic in size and volume. On the banks were frequent Indian

villages, with their hardy little ponies browsing around--apparently

on nothing but sage-brush and cobble-stones. These Indians fancied

spotted or "calico" horses, as the Oregonians called them, and very

few of their ponies were of a single color. They spend the summer

mostly in the Mountains, making long excursions in all directions;

but as winter approaches, they return to the Columbia, and eke

out a precarious subsistence by fishing, etc., till spring comes.

Timber was scarce, and frequently we saw numbers of them in canoes,

paddling up and down the river in search of drift-wood, for their

winter's supply of fuel. Past Owyhee rapids and the seething caldron

of Hell-Gate, we reached Celilo, eighty-five miles from Umatilla,

with its long warehouse (935 feet), and its mosquito fleet of five

or six pigmy steamers, that formed the up-river line. Here we

disembarked, and took the Railroad around the "chutes" or rapids,

some fourteen miles, to still water again below. The shrill whistle

of the locomotive and the rattle of the cars were delightful sounds,

after our long exile from them, and soon convinced us we were on the

right road to civilization again. This portage had formerly been

made by pack-mules, and then by wagons; but recently a railroad had

been constructed, after much hard blasting and costly wall-work,

and now "Riding on a rail," there, with the Columbia boiling and

roaring at your side, like the Rapids above Niagara, was exhilarating

and superb. At very high water, these "chutes" or rapids somewhat

disappear, though they still continue very dangerous. No attempt

had been made to ascend them with a steamer; but the spring before,

Capt. Stump had safely descended them, much against his will. It

was high water in the Columbia, with a strong current, and his boat

drifting near the rapids was suddenly sucked in, before he knew it.

Clearly, escape was impossible; so he put on all steam, to give her

steerage-way, and then headed down stream--neck or nothing. There

was a good deal of bumping and thumping--it was a toss and a plunge,

for awhile--and everybody he feared was pretty badly scared; but his

gallant little boat ran the rapids for all that, and reached still

water below safely at last. It was a daring feat, and worthy of this

brave Oregonian. Just now, the Columbia was very low, rocks and reefs

showing all through the rapids--among, around, and over which the

waters boiled and rushed like a mill-race.

The locomotive carried us to the Dalles, at the foot of the Rapids,

a town of some two thousand inhabitants, with a maturer civilization

than any we had seen since leaving Salt lake. It was but five or

six years old; yet it was already in its decrepitude. A "rush" of

miners a few years before, to alleged fine "diggings" near there,

had suddenly elevated it from an obscure landing into quite a town;

but the mines did not justify their promise, and the Dalles was now

at a stand-still, if not something worse. "Mining stock" and "corner

lots" had gone down by the run, during the past year or two, and her

few merchants sat by their doors watching for customers in vain.

The enterprise of the town, however, deserved a better fate. At the

Umatilla House they gave us an excellent supper, at a moderate price,

and the hotel itself would have been a credit to a much larger town

anywhere. The mines on John Day River, and other dependencies of the

Dalles, had formerly yielded $2,000,000 per year, and Congress had

then voted a U. S. Mint there. We could but sincerely hope it would

be much needed, some day or other.

Halting at the Dalles over night, the next morning we took the

side-wheel steamer _Idaho_, and ran down to Upper Cascades--some

fifty miles--through the heart of the Cascade Mountains. Here we took

the railroad again for six miles--to flank more rapids--and at Lower

Cascades embarked on the _W. G. Hunt_, a large and elegant side-wheel

steamer, that some years before had come "round the Horn," from New

York. The Columbia, soon issuing from the Mountains, now became a

broad and majestic river, with good depth of water to the ocean

all the year round, and larger vessels even than the _W. G. Hunt_

might readily ascend to Lower Cascades, if necessary. Our good boat,

however, bore us bravely on to Fort Vancouver, amidst multiplying

signs of civilization again; and as we landed there, we realized

another great link of our journey was over.

To return a little. Our sail down the Columbia, and through the

Cascade Mountains, altogether was a notable one, and surpassed

everything in the way of wild and picturesque river-scenery, that

we had seen yet. Some have compared the Columbia to the Hudson; but

it is the Hudson many times magnified, and infinitely finer. It

is the Hudson, without its teeming travel, its towns and villas,

its civilization and culture; but with many times its grandeur and

sublimity. The noble Palisades, famed justly throughout the world,

sink into insignificance before the stupendous walls of the Cascade

Range, which here duplicate them but on a far vaster scale, for many

miles together. Piled along the sky on either side, up two or three

thousand feet, for fifty miles at a stretch, with only a narrow

gorge between, the Columbia whirls and boils along through this, in

supreme mightiness and power; while from the summit of the great

walls little streams here and there topple over, run like lace for

a time, then break into a million drops, and finally come sifting

down as mist, into the far depths below. Some of these tiny cascades

streaked the cyclopean walls, like threads of silver, from top to

bottom. Others seemed mere webs of gossamer, and these the wind at

times caught up and swayed to and fro, like veils fit for goddesses.

These Mountains, all through the cañon of the Columbia, abound with

such fairy cascades; whence their name. Just below Lower Cascades,

where the river-bottoms open out a little, stands Castle Rock, a

huge red boulder of comparatively moderate dimensions at the base,

but seven hundred feet high. Its walls are so perpendicular they

seem inaccessible, and on top it is covered with a thick growth of

fir-trees. Its alleged height appeared incredible at first, but on

comparing it with the gigantic firs at the base, and those on the

summit, the estimate seemed not unreasonable. All along, the vast

basaltic walls of the cañon are shaped and fashioned into domes and

turrets, ramparts and battlements; and surely in point of picturesque

grandeur and effect, the Columbia would be hard to beat. We had not

seen the Yosemite yet. But already, we felt, the Columbia compensated

us for all our fatigue and danger, in crossing the Continent; and

it is not too much to say, that all true lovers of the sublime and

beautiful in nature will yet wonder and worship here.

Before reaching the Dalles, and afterwards, we had several superb

views of glorious Mt. Hood. All good Oregonians claim Hood is the

highest peak in the United States; but Californians boast their

Shasta equals, while Whitney out-tops it. A party of savans had

recently ascended Hood, and they reported the general range, of

which Hood is a part, as 4,400 feet above the sea; above which Hood

still shot up 13,000 feet. The summit proved to be crescent-shaped,

half a mile long, by from three feet to fifty wide. The north

front was a precipice, of naked columnar rock, falling sheer

down--perpendicularly--a mile or more at a jump. On the west side

was an ancient crater, a thousand feet in depth from which clouds of

sulphurous smoke still issued occasionally. On the flanks were true

glaciers, with terminal and lateral moraines, the same as among the

Alps. Smoke about his summit, just before we reached the Dalles,

heralded a smart shock of earthquake there, and no doubt he is the

safety-valve of all that region. We had caught a glimpse or two of

Mt. Hood in descending the Blue Mountains, and again from Umatilla:

but it was only for a moment, and usually with his night-cap on. But

in threading the cañon of the Columbia, one morning as we rounded

a rocky bastion, suddenly, a hundred miles away, Hood stood before

us, a vast pyramidal peak, snow-clad from base to summit, resting

in solitary grandeur on a great mountain range--itself black with

firs and pines. From the apparent level or slight undulation of the

general Cascade Range, Hood quickly shoots up loftily into the sky,

individual and alone, and serene and unapproachable dominates the

far-stretching landscape. From all points of view, whether descending

the Columbia, where the cañon often frames him in like a picture, or

at Fort Vancouver, where he stands superb and glorious against the

sapphire sky, Hood always gives you the impression of vast loftiness,

of serene majesty, of heaven-kissing superiority and power, and

Oregonians may well be proud of him. Butman's two pictures of Hood

are both good, but neither does justice to his great merits. The

White Mountains and the Alleghanies are well enough in their way. The

Rocky Mountains are indeed noble and majestic. But once see Hood,

and all these pall upon the mind, and he alone rules the memory

and imagination afterwards. Up the Columbia and down, off at sea,

and pretty much all over Oregon, Hood is a great and magnificent

landmark; and, of itself, is well worth a trip across the continent.

[Illustration: MOUNT HOOD.]

Past the Cascade Mountains, we came suddenly out into a new region,

and a totally different climate. From Umatilla to the Mountains we

had the same clear atmosphere and perfect sky, that we had found

everywhere from the Plains to the Columbia, substantially. The

country naturally was the same barren and sterile region as at Salt

Lake, abounding only in sage-brush and grease-wood; and, indeed, the

whole internal basin of the continent, from the Rocky Mountains to

the Sierra Nevadas, and from British America down to Mexico, appeared

to be of this same general character--from want of regular rains

in summer. Over most of this vast region, there had been no rains

for weeks, or indeed months; and for days together as we journeyed

along, we had never seen a cloud or mist even, to mar the absolute

ultramarine of those perfect skies. But now, in descending the

Columbia, as we approached the Mountains, we descried the clouds on

their western slope ever trying to float over, but never apparently

succeeding, their white discs gleaming in the sun; and when we

drew nearer, we beheld a fleecy mist drifting up the Columbia, and

streaming eastward like a pennon. Nearer still, we encountered a

stiff breeze sweeping through the cañon, as through a funnel; and

when we got well down into the jaws of the gorge, it needed all our

steam, as well as the strong westward current to carry us forward.

Sometimes, it was said, the Columbia just here becomes so rough,

because of this conflicting wind and current, as to cause real

sea-sickness on the boats, and occasionally indeed they have to cast

anchor, unable to descend. Farther down, this mist thickened into

rain, and when we got fairly through and out of the Mountains, (it

raining most of the way), we debouched into the Coast Region, where

it was still raining steadily, as it had been for many days, and

continued to for weeks together afterwards. As soon as we struck the

rain, trees and herbage at once made their appearance, clothing the

mountains and bottoms everywhere; lichens and mosses again decorated

all the rocks; and when we got well out of the Mountains, behold

such forests of fir, pine, cedar, oak, etc., as never appear East.

In half a day, you may thus pass from a comparatively rainless to a

thoroughly rainy region; and in winter from a severely cold, to a

comparatively moderate climate. The contrast is very striking, and

you soon feel it keenly in every sense. Your eyes glaze, your skin

becomes moist, and if there is a weak spot about your lungs, you will

find it out very quickly. The proximity of the Pacific, of course,

explains it all--the warm, humid winds from which sweep up against

the Cascade Range, but find in their lofty crest an insurmountable

barrier. If light enough to ascend, their wealth of moisture is

condensed as rain or snow along the mountain sides or summit, by the

cold of the upper regions, as with your hand you squeeze a sponge;

and, consequently, they topple over the Range dry and clear--to curse

a vast region beyond with their sterility. If unable to ascend, they

career along the western slope of the Mountains, and hover over

the Coast Region generally, literally deluging Western Oregon and

Washington, at certain seasons of the year, with rains and fogs.

The year before, at Fort Vancouver, they had had one hundred and

twenty consecutive days of rain, in one year, without counting the

intervening showers; and they said, it wasn't "much of a year for

rain" either! Another year, they didn't see the sun there for eighty

days together, without reckoning the occasional fogs. No wonder the

Oregonians are called "Web-Feet." They do say, the children there are

all born web-footed, like ducks and geese, so as to paddle about, and

thus get along well in that amphibious region. Perhaps this is rather

strong, even for Darwinism; but I can safely vouch for Oregon's

all-sufficing rains and fogs, whatever their effects on the species.

Our fellow-passengers down the Columbia were chiefly returning miners,

going below to winter and recruit; but rough as they were and merry at

times, they were, as a rule, self-respecting and orderly. Our Fenian

friends, who had raced with us down Powder River and Grande Ronde

Valleys and across the Blue Mountains, turned up here again--"Shanks,"

"Fatty," and all--and subsequently embarked on the same steamer with us

at Portland for San Francisco. A few Chinamen also were on board; but

they behaved civilly, and were treated kindly.

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