OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerics._)

_The Snare_ (SECKER) impressed me as a tale emphatically prededicate to the

footlights. Actually, by the way, Mr. RAFAEL SABATINI has dedicated it "to

LEON M. LEON, who told me this story"--which, of course, only strengthens

my belief. Anyhow, it has every mark of the romantic drama--a picturesque

setting, that of the Peninsular War, rich in possibilities for the scenic

and sartorial arts; and a strongly emotional plot, leading up to a

situation that could be relied upon to bring down the house. I shall, of

course, not tell you the plot. It contains a jealous husband, an

injudicious wife, a hero and heroine, a villain (of foreign extraction) and

a god in the machine, who is none other than our IRON DUKE himself. And the

situation in the last Act offers as pretty a piece of table-turning as any

audience need desire. I wish I could explain how the DUKE plays with his

enemies, and finally--but no, I said I wouldn't, and I will keep my word.

Two little carpings, however. Surely it is wrong to speak of "catch

half-penny" journalism in the time of WELLINGTON. My impression is that the

journalists of those days caught at least fourpence by their wares. And I

confess to an emotion of disappointment when the heroine bounced up at the

court-martial and said that the hero couldn't have committed the murder

because he was "in her arms" at the time. Of course he hadn't been; and I

very much doubt whether any Court would have believed her for two minutes.

But leading ladies love saying it, so I suppose the very out-worn device

will have to be retained in the stage version. I look forward to this with

much pleasure.

* * * * *

That clever lady, ELINOR MORDAUNT, has collected into the volume that she

calls _Before Midnight_ (CASSELL) a series of short stories of a psychic

(though not always ghostly) character, which, while not very eerie, or on

the same high level, are at their best both original and impressive. The

first of them, which affords excuse for a highly-intriguing cover-picture,

is at once the most spooksome and the least satisfactory. That is to say

that, though it opens with a genuine and quite horrible thrill, the

"explanation" is obscure and tame. Far more successful, to my mind, is "The

Vision," a delicate little idyll of a Midland schoolmarm, to whom is shown

the death of Adonis and the lamenting of his goddess-lover. The writing of

this touches real beauty (the high-fantastic, instead of the merely

high-falutin', which in such connection would have been so fatally easy).

To sum up, though one at least of these "dreams before midnight" may quite

possibly become a nightmare after it, I fancy that, to all lovers of the

occult, the game will be found well worth the bed-room candle.

* * * * *

There are qualities in _The Bird of Life_, by GERTRUDE VAUGHAN (CHAPMAN AND

HALL), which cause me to look forward to this lady's future work with very

considerable interest. In the present novel she sets out the life story of

_Rachel_ up to a point boldly given as being beyond the conclusion of the

War, in which, by the way, both her husband and the man whom she ought to

have married are killed on the same day. The first eighty-four pages of the

book raised my hopes very high. They describe with great simplicity and

sympathy the thoughts and feelings, the romances and difficulties, of an

affectionate and lonely little girl living with her _Uncle Matthew_ and her

_Aunt Elizabeth_, and loving them both with a childlike fervour. There is

no exaggeration; the writing goes true to its mark, and the effect designed

by the writer is admirably well made. Then _Uncle Matthew_ dies and

_Rachel_ finds a new home in the Vicarage of _Mr. Venning_, a family man if

ever there was one, for he has fifteen children. From this point the

interest is slightly diluted, and the excellence of the book diminishes.

One does not recognise in the more mature _Rachel_ the girl one had

expected to find after one's initiation into the secrets of her baby mind.

She marries _Edward Venning_, and finds too late that he is, like his

father, made up of convention and narrowness. She plans a disappearance,

and leaves some of her belongings on the edge of a bottomless tarn. Then,

being hypothetically dead, she begins to live her life in her own way.

Later on she returns to _Edward_, "on approval for six months"; but this

period was apparently not sufficient to break the chain that bound her to

Another, and, the War intervening, she is left almost doubly widowed. I

feel that I have not quite done justice to Miss VAUGHAN'S book, but, on the

other hand, I am sure that she has not quite done justice to her

unquestionable talent.

* * * * *

A volume entitled _Friends of France: The Field Service of the American

Ambulance_ (SMITH, ELDER) has appeared in a happy hour to remind one, if

that were necessary, that in the great nation that awaits Mr. WILSON'S call

there have always been found some eager to give their services and, if need

be, life itself to prove their love for the other great Republic. I don't

think either you or I will grudge such an affection at this date, founded

historically though it may be on a mutual dislike of ourselves, and

consequently it is a very pleasant impression that is produced by this

record of American efficiency and courage in Red Cross work on the French

front. This being clearly remembered one need not be afraid to admit that

in detail the book will be of interest mainly to the friends of those

concerned, since the method of multiple authorship adopted necessarily

involves overlapping, and a good deal of the volume is given up to

monotonous, though undoubtedly well-earned, "tributes and citations" from

the French authorities. Neither is the bulk of the matter, most generously

illustrated though it is, particularly intriguing, for by now one is

sufficiently familiar with accounts of the removal of wounded under fire

and the sort of work at which these four hundred American University men

proved themselves so adept at half-a-dozen points between Flanders and

Alsace. Americans, long at odds with "ruthlessness" (and at last forced to

the inevitable logical conclusion in regard to it), may well be glad to be

able to point, amongst other creditable things, to this history of service

given without hesitation in acknowledgment of their debt to the

civilisation of the Old World; and we also shall be no less glad to

remember it.

* * * * *

It is perhaps natural that in _Winnowed Memories_ (CASSELL), by

Field-Marshal Sir EVELYN WOOD, V.C., one should look at first to see what

references they contain to modern events. On these matters, as on all

others covered by this volume, we are told nothing that is not invigorating

and to the point, and the tributes here paid to the fighting qualities of

our armies of to-day form a fitting conclusion to a book that is full of

sound sense and good cheer. Sir EVELYN has had a vast experience and enjoys

an evergreen vigour. What is rarer still, he has a kindly nature that

admits no trace of the disappointments he must from time to time have

suffered. As everyone knows, he was always an advocate of Compulsory

Universal Service for Home Defence, but he casts no stone at those who so

long and parlously delayed to learn their lesson. Like the true soldier

that he is, he seems to have no time or taste for those recriminations

which are best left to small political fry. And I rejoice that in a book of

such authority the note is largely one of happiness and hope.

* * * * *

"Owing to congestion on the railways there is a food shortage in Petrograd,

which has led some of the less irresponsible citizens to demonstrate during

the session of the Council of the Empire and the Duma."--_Daily Sketch._

Subsequent news shows that "less irresponsible" was not a misprint but a

prophecy.

* * * * *

[Illustration: _Sympathetic Newsboy (to proprietor of Coffee Stall.)_ "WOT

YER TRYIN' TO DO WIV THE OLD 'OTEL, GUVNER? TAKIN' IT 'OME FOR FEAR OF

'AVIN' IT COMMANDEERED?"]

* * * * *

"It is claimed that about thirty Merman firms construct the Diesel

motors originally used for submarines."--_Daily Telegraph._

We wish these motors a speedy return to the fishy scenes of their origin.

* * * * *

"Several eligible sires for workmen's dwellings, of which some 300 are

needed, have been selected by the Southport Town Planning

Committee."--_Daily Paper._

They must not be confused with "the rude forefathers of the hamlet"

mentioned by GRAY.

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