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At the Beginning of the Fourth Kiss Out Came Her
Father _Frontispiece_
I Had Knocked Him Down on Purpose. He Was
Crippled for Life 14
Anything Less Congruous as the Bride-Elect of the
Debonair Aristide Pujol it Was Impossible to
Imagine 22
Had Straightway Poured His Grievances into a
Feminine Ear 32
I Found Both Tyres Had Been Punctured in a Hundred
Places 40
"Madame," said Aristide, "You Are Adorable, and
I Love You to Distraction" 50
"The Villain Was a Traveller in Buttons--Buttons!" 60