THE RELUCTANT DRAGON

FOOTPRINTS in the snow have been unfailing provokers of sentiment ever

since snow was first a white wonder in this drab-coloured world of ours.

In a poetry-book presented to one of us by an aunt, there was a poem by

one Wordsworth, in which they stood out strongly--with a picture all to

themselves, too--but we didn't think very highly either of the poem or

the sentiment. Footprints in the sand, now, were quite another matter,

and we grasped Crusoe's attitude of mind much more easily than

Wordsworth's. Excitement and mystery, curiosity and suspense--these were

the only sentiments that tracks, whether in sand or in snow, were able

to arouse in us.

We had awakened early that winter morning, puzzled at first by the added

light that filled the room. Then, when the truth at last fully dawned

on us and we knew that snow-balling was no longer a wistful dream, but a

solid certainty waiting for us outside, it was a mere brute fight for

the necessary clothes, and the lacing of boots seemed a clumsy

invention, and the buttoning of coats an unduly tedious form of

fastening, with all that snow going to waste at our very door.

When dinner-time came we had to be dragged in by the scruff of our

necks. The short armistice over, the combat was resumed; but presently

Charlotte and I, a little weary of contests and of missiles that ran

shudderingly down inside one's clothes, forsook the trampled

battle-field of the lawn and went exploring the blank virgin spaces of

the white world that lay beyond. It stretched away unbroken on every

side of us, this mysterious soft garment under which our familiar world

had so suddenly hidden itself. Faint imprints showed where a casual bird

had alighted, but of other traffic there was next to no sign; which made

these strange tracks all the more puzzling.

We came across them first at the corner of the shrubbery, and pored over

them long, our hands on our knees. Experienced trappers that we knew

ourselves to be, it was annoying to be brought up suddenly by a beast we

could not at once identify.

"Don't you know?" said Charlotte, rather scornfully. "Thought you knew

all the beasts that ever was."

This put me on my mettle, and I hastily rattled off a string of animal

names embracing both the arctic and the tropic zones, but without much

real confidence.

"No," said Charlotte, on consideration; "they won't any of 'em quite do.

Seems like something _lizardy_. Did you say a iguanodon? Might be that,

p'raps. But that's not British, and we want a real British beast. _I_

think it's a dragon!"

"'Tisn't half big enough," I objected.

"Well, all dragons must be small to begin with," said Charlotte: "like

everything else. P'raps this is a little dragon who's got lost. A little

dragon would be rather nice to have. He might scratch and spit, but he

couldn't _do_ anything really. Let's track him down!"

So we set off into the wide snow-clad world, hand in hand, our hearts

big with expectation,--complacently confident that by a few smudgy

traces in the snow we were in a fair way to capture a half-grown

specimen of a fabulous beast.

We ran the monster across the paddock and along the hedge of the next

field, and then he took to the road like any tame civilised tax-payer.

Here his tracks became blended with and lost among more ordinary

footprints, but imagination and a fixed idea will do a great deal, and

we were sure we knew the direction a dragon would naturally take. The

traces, too, kept reappearing at intervals--at least Charlotte

maintained they did, and as it was _her_ dragon I left the following of

the slot to her and trotted along peacefully, feeling that it was an

expedition anyhow and something was sure to come out of it.

Charlotte took me across another field or two, and through a copse, and

into a fresh road; and I began to feel sure it was only her confounded

pride that made her go on pretending to see dragon-tracks instead of

owning she was entirely at fault, like a reasonable person. At last she

dragged me excitedly through a gap in a hedge of an obviously private

character; the waste, open world of field and hedgerow disappeared, and

we found ourselves in a garden, well-kept, secluded, most

undragon-haunted in appearance. Once inside, I knew where we were. This

was the garden of my friend the circus-man, though I had never

approached it before by a lawless gap, from this unfamiliar side. And

here was the circus-man himself, placidly smoking a pipe as he strolled

up and down the walks. I stepped up to him and asked him politely if he

had lately seen a Beast.

"May I inquire," he said, with all civility, "what particular sort of a

Beast you may happen to be looking for?"

"It's a _lizardy_ sort of Beast," I explained. "Charlotte says it's a

dragon, but she doesn't really know much about beasts."

The circus-man looked round about him slowly. "I don't _think_," he

said, "that I've seen a dragon in these parts recently. But if I come

across one I'll know it belongs to you, and I'll have him taken round to

you at once."

"Thank you very much," said Charlotte, "but don't _trouble_ about it,

please, 'cos p'raps it isn't a dragon, after all. Only I thought I saw

his little footprints in the snow, and we followed 'em up, and they

seemed to lead right in here, but maybe it's all a mistake, and thank

you all the same."

"Oh, no trouble at all," said the circus-man, cheerfully. "I should be

only too pleased. But of course, as you say, it _may_ be a mistake. And

it's getting dark, and he seems to have got away for the present,

whatever he is. You'd better come in and have some tea. I'm quite alone,

and we'll make a roaring fire, and I've got the biggest Book of Beasts

you ever saw. It's got every beast in the world, and all of 'em

coloured; and we'll try and find _your_ beast in it!"

We were always ready for tea at any time, and especially when combined

with beasts. There was marmalade, too, and apricot-jam, brought in

expressly for us; and afterwards the beast-book was spread out, and, as

the man had truly said, it contained every sort of beast that had ever

been in the world.

The striking of six o'clock set the more prudent Charlotte nudging me,

and we recalled ourselves with an effort from Beastland, and reluctantly

stood up to go.

"Here, I'm coming along with you," said the circus-man. "I want another

pipe, and a walk'll do me good. You needn't talk to me unless you like."

Our spirits rose to their wonted level again. The way had seemed so

long, the outside world so dark and eerie, after the bright warm room

and the highly-coloured beast-book. But a walk with a real Man--why,

that was a treat in itself! We set off briskly, the Man in the middle. I

looked up at him and wondered whether I should ever live to smoke a big

pipe with that careless sort of majesty! But Charlotte, whose young mind

was not set on tobacco as a possible goal, made herself heard from the

other side.

"Now, then," she said, "tell us a story, please, won't you?"

The Man sighed heavily and looked about him. "I knew it," he groaned. "I

_knew_ I should have to tell a story. Oh, why did I leave my pleasant

fireside? Well, I _will_ tell you a story. Only let me think a minute."

So he thought a minute, and then he told us this story.

* * * * *

Long ago--might have been hundreds of years ago--in a cottage half-way

between this village and yonder shoulder of the Downs up there, a

shepherd lived with his wife and their little son. Now the shepherd

spent his days--and at certain times of the year his nights too--up on

the wide ocean-bosom of the Downs, with only the sun and the stars and

the sheep for company, and the friendly chattering world of men and

women far out of sight and hearing. But his little son, when he wasn't

helping his father, and often when he was as well, spent much of his

time buried in big volumes that he borrowed from the affable gentry and

interested parsons of the country round about. And his parents were very

fond of him, and rather proud of him too, though they didn't let on in

his hearing, so he was left to go his own way and read as much as he

liked; and instead of frequently getting a cuff on the side of the head,

as might very well have happened to him, he was treated more or less as

an equal by his parents, who sensibly thought it a very fair division of

labour that they should supply the practical knowledge, and he the

book-learning. They knew that book-learning often came in useful at a

pinch, in spite of what their neighbours said. What the Boy chiefly

dabbled in was natural history and fairy-tales, and he just took them as

they came, in a sandwichy sort of way, without making any distinctions;

and really his course of reading strikes one as rather sensible.

One evening the shepherd, who for some nights past had been disturbed

and preoccupied, and off his usual mental balance, came home all of a

tremble, and, sitting down at the table where his wife and son were

peacefully employed, she with her seam, he in following out the

adventures of the Giant with no Heart in his Body, exclaimed with much

agitation:

"It's all up with me, Maria! Never no more can I go up on them there

Downs, was it ever so!"

"Now don't you take on like that," said his wife, who was a _very_

sensible woman: "but tell us all about it first, whatever it is as has

given you this shake-up, and then me and you and the son here, between

us, we ought to be able to get to the bottom of it!"

"It began some nights ago," said the shepherd. "You know that cave up

there--I never liked it, somehow, and the sheep never liked it neither,

and when sheep don't like a thing there's generally some reason for it.

Well, for some time past there's been faint noises coming from that

cave--noises like heavy sighings, with grunts mixed up in them; and

sometimes a snoring, far away down--_real_ snoring, yet somehow not

_honest_ snoring, like you and me o'nights, you know!"

"_I_ know," remarked the Boy, quietly.

"Of course I was terrible frightened," the shepherd went on; "yet

somehow I couldn't keep away. So this very evening, before I come down,

I took a cast round by the cave, quietly. And there--O Lord! there I saw

him at last, as plain as I see you!"

"Saw _who_?" said his wife, beginning to share in her husband's nervous

terror.

"Why _him_, I'm a telling you!" said the shepherd. "He was sticking

half-way out of the cave, and seemed to be enjoying of the cool of the

evening in a poetical sort of way. He was as big as four cart-horses,

and all covered with shiny scales--deep-blue scales at the top of him,

shading off to a tender sort o' green below. As he breathed, there was

that sort of flicker over his nostrils that you see over our chalk roads

on a baking windless day in summer. He had his chin on his paws, and I

should say he was meditating about things. Oh, yes, a peaceable sort o'

beast enough, and not ramping or carrying on or doing anything but what

was quite right and proper. I admit all that. And yet, what am I to do?

_Scales_, you know, and claws, and a tail for certain, though I didn't

see that end of him--I ain't _used_ to 'em, and I don't _hold_ with 'em,

and that's a fact!"

The Boy, who had apparently been absorbed in his book during his

father's recital, now closed the volume, yawned, clasped his hands

behind his head, and said sleepily:

"It's all right, father. Don't you worry. It's only a dragon."

"Only a dragon?" cried his father. "What do you mean, sitting there, you

and your dragons? _Only_ a dragon indeed! And what do _you_ know about

it?"

"'Cos it _is_, and 'cos I _do_ know," replied the Boy, quietly. "Look

here, father, you know we've each of us got our line. _You_ know about

sheep, and weather, and things; _I_ know about dragons. I always said,

you know, that that cave up there was a dragon-cave. I always said it

must have belonged to a dragon some time, and ought to belong to a

dragon now, if rules count for anything. Well, now you tell me it _has_

got a dragon, and so _that's_ all right. I'm not half as much surprised

as when you told me it _hadn't_ got a dragon. Rules always come right if

you wait quietly. Now, please, just leave this all to me. And I'll

stroll up to-morrow morning--no, in the morning I can't, I've got a

whole heap of things to do--well, perhaps in the evening, if I'm quite

free, I'll go up and have a talk to him, and you'll find it'll be all

right. Only, please, don't you go worrying round there without me. You

don't understand 'em a bit, and they're very sensitive, you know!"

"He's quite right, father," said the sensible mother. "As he says,

dragons is his line and not ours. He's wonderful knowing about

bookbeasts, as every one allows. And to tell the truth, I'm not half

happy in my own mind, thinking of that poor animal lying alone up there,

without a bit o' hot supper or anyone to change the news with; and maybe

we'll be able to do something for him; and if he ain't quite respectable

our Boy'll find it out quick enough. He's got a pleasant sort o' way

with him that makes everybody tell him everything."

Next day, after he'd had his tea, the Boy strolled up the chalky track

that led to the summit of the Downs; and there, sure enough, he found

the dragon, stretched lazily on the sward in front of his cave. The

view from that point was a magnificent one. To the right and left, the

bare and willowy leagues of Downs; in front, the vale, with its

clustered homesteads, its threads of white roads running through

orchards and well-tilled acreage, and, far away, a hint of grey old

cities on the horizon. A cool breeze played over the surface of the

grass and the silver shoulder of a large moon was showing above distant

junipers. No wonder the dragon seemed in a peaceful and contented mood;

indeed, as the Boy approached he could hear the beast purring with a

happy regularity. "Well, we live and learn!" he said to himself. "None

of my books ever told me that dragons purred!"

"Hullo, dragon!" said the Boy, quietly, when he had got up to him.

The dragon, on hearing the approaching footsteps, made the beginning of

a courteous effort to rise. But when he saw it was a Boy, he set his

eyebrows severely.

"Now don't you hit me," he said; "or bung stones, or squirt water, or

anything. I won't have it, I tell you!"

"Not goin' to hit you," said the Boy, wearily, dropping on the grass

beside the beast: "and don't, for goodness' sake, keep on saying

'Don't;' I hear so much of it, and it's monotonous, and makes me tired.

I've simply looked in to ask you how you were and all that sort of

thing; but if I'm in the way I can easily clear out. I've lots of

friends, and no one can say I'm in the habit of shoving myself in where

I'm not wanted!"

"No, no, don't go off in a huff," said the dragon, hastily; "fact

is,--I'm as happy up here as the day's long; never without an

occupation, dear fellow, never without an occupation! And yet, between

ourselves, it _is_ a trifle dull at times."

The Boy bit off a stalk of grass and chewed it. "Going to make a long

stay here?" he asked, politely.

"Can't hardly say at present," replied the dragon. "It seems a nice

place enough--but I've only been here a short time, and one must look

about and reflect and consider before settling down. It's rather a

serious thing, settling down. Besides--now I'm going to tell you

something! You'd never guess it if you tried ever so!--fact is, I'm such

a confoundedly lazy beggar!"

"You surprise me," said the Boy, civilly.

"It's the sad truth," the dragon went on, settling down between his paws

and evidently delighted to have found a listener at last: "and I fancy

that's really how I came to be here. You see all the other fellows were

so active and _earnest_ and all that sort of thing--always rampaging,

and skirmishing, and scouring the desert sands, and pacing the margin of

the sea, and chasing knights all over the place, and devouring damsels,

and going on generally--whereas I liked to get my meals regular and then

to prop my back against a bit of rock and snooze a bit, and wake up and

think of things going on and how they kept going on just the same, you

know! So when it happened I got fairly caught."

"When _what_ happened, please?" asked the Boy.

[Illustration: THE RELUCTANT DRAGON

"_'What's your mind always occupied about?' asked the Boy. 'That's what

I want to know.'_"]

"That's just what I don't precisely know," said the dragon. "I

suppose the earth sneezed, or shook itself, or the bottom dropped out of

something. Anyhow there was a shake and a roar and a general stramash,

and I found myself miles away underground and wedged in as tight as

tight. Well, thank goodness, my wants are few, and at any rate I had

peace and quietness and wasn't always being asked to come along and _do_

something. And I've got such an active mind--always occupied, I assure

you! But time went on, and there was a certain sameness about the life,

and at last I began to think it would be fun to work my way upstairs and

see what you other fellows were doing. So I scratched and burrowed, and

worked this way and that way and at last I came out through this cave

here. And I like the country, and the view, and the people--what I've

seen of 'em--and on the whole I feel inclined to settle down here."

"What's your mind always occupied about?" asked the Boy. "That's what I

want to know."

The dragon coloured slightly and looked away. Presently he said

bashfully:

"Did you ever--just for fun--try to make up poetry--verses, you know?"

"'Course I have," said the Boy. "Heaps of it. And some of it's quite

good, I feel sure, only there's no one here cares about it. Mother's

very kind and all that, when I read it to her, and so's father for that

matter. But somehow they don't seem to--"

"Exactly," cried the dragon; "my own case exactly. They don't seem to,

and you can't argue with 'em about it. Now you've got culture, you have,

I could tell it on you at once, and I should just like your candid

opinion about some little things I threw off lightly, when I was down

there. I'm awfully pleased to have met you, and I'm hoping the other

neighbours will be equally agreeable. There was a very nice old

gentleman up here only last night, but he didn't seem to want to

intrude."

"That was my father," said the Boy, "and he _is_ a nice old gentleman,

and I'll introduce you some day if you like."

"Can't you two come up here and dine or something to-morrow?" asked the

dragon, eagerly. "Only, of course, if you've got nothing better to do,"

he added politely.

"Thanks awfully," said the Boy, "but we don't go out anywhere without my

mother, and, to tell you the truth, I'm afraid she mightn't quite

approve of you. You see there's no getting over the hard fact that

you're a dragon, is there? And when you talk of settling down, and the

neighbours, and so on, I can't help feeling that you don't quite realise

your position. You're an enemy of the human race, you see!"

"Haven't got an enemy in the world," said the dragon, cheerfully. "Too

lazy to make 'em, to begin with. And if I _do_ read other fellows my

poetry, I'm always ready to listen to theirs!"

"Oh, dear!" cried the Boy, "I wish you'd try and grasp the situation

properly. When the other people find you out, they'll come after you

with spears and swords and all sorts of things. You'll have to be

exterminated, according to their way of looking at it! You're a scourge,

and a pest, and a baneful monster!"

"Not a word of truth in it," said the dragon, wagging his head

solemnly. "Character'll bear the strictest investigation. And now,

there's a little sonnet-thing I was working on when you appeared on the

scene--"

"Oh, if you _won't_ be sensible," cried the Boy, getting up, "I'm going

off home. No, I can't stop for sonnets; my mother's sitting up. I'll

look you up to-morrow, sometime or other, and do for goodness' sake try

and realise that you're a pestilential scourge, or you'll find yourself

in a most awful fix. Good-night!"

The Boy found it an easy matter to set the mind of his parents at ease

about his new friend. They had always left that branch to him, and they

took his word without a murmur. The shepherd was formally introduced and

many compliments and kind inquiries were exchanged. His wife, however,

though expressing her willingness to do anything she could,--to mend

things, or set the cave to rights, or cook a little something when the

dragon had been poring over sonnets and forgotten his meals, as male

things _will_ do,--could not be brought to recognise him formally. The

fact that he was a dragon and "they didn't know who he was" seemed to

count for everything with her. She made no objection, however, to her

little son spending his evenings with the dragon quietly, so long as he

was home by nine o'clock: and many a pleasant night they had, sitting on

the sward, while the dragon told stories of old, old times, when dragons

were quite plentiful and the world was a livelier place than it is now,

and life was full of thrills and jumps and surprises.

What the Boy had feared, however, soon came to pass. The most modest and

retiring dragon in the world, if he's as big as four cart-horses and

covered with blue scales, cannot keep altogether out of the public view.

And so in the village tavern of nights the fact that a real live dragon

sat brooding in the cave on the Downs was naturally a subject for talk.

Though the villagers were extremely frightened, they were rather proud

as well. It was a distinction to have a dragon of your own, and it was

felt to be a feather in the cap of the village. Still, all were agreed

that this sort of thing couldn't be allowed to go on. The dreadful

beast must be exterminated, the country-side must be freed from this

pest, this terror, this destroying scourge. The fact that not even a

hen-roost was the worse for the dragon's arrival wasn't allowed to have

anything to do with it. He was a dragon, and he couldn't deny it, and if

he didn't choose to behave as such that was his own lookout. But in

spite of much valiant talk no hero was found willing to take sword and

spear and free the suffering village and win deathless fame; and each

night's heated discussion always ended in nothing. Meanwhile the dragon,

a happy Bohemian, lolled on the turf, enjoyed the sunsets, told

antediluvian anecdotes to the Boy, and polished his old verses while

meditating on fresh ones.

One day the Boy, on walking in to the village, found everything wearing

a festal appearance which was not to be accounted for in the calendar.

Carpets and gay-colored stuffs were hung out of the windows, the

church-bells clamoured noisily, the little street was flower-strewn, and

the whole population jostled each other along either side of it,

chattering, shoving, and ordering each other to stand back. The Boy saw

a friend of his own age in the crowd and hailed him.

"What's up?" he cried. "Is it the players, or bears, or a circus, or

what?"

"It's all right," his friend hailed back. "He's a-coming."

"_Who's_ a-coming?" demanded the Boy, thrusting into the throng.

"Why, St. George, of course," replied his friend. "He's heard tell of

our dragon, and he's comin' on purpose to slay the deadly beast, and

free us from his horrid yoke. O my! won't there be a jolly fight!"

Here was news indeed! The Boy felt that he ought to make quite sure for

himself, and he wriggled himself in between the legs of his good-natured

elders, abusing them all the time for their unmannerly habit of shoving.

Once in the front rank, he breathlessly awaited the arrival.

Presently from the far-away end of the line came the sound of cheering.

Next, the measured tramp of a great war-horse made his heart beat

quicker, and then he found himself cheering with the rest, as, amidst

welcoming shouts, shrill cries of women, uplifting of babies and waving

of handkerchiefs, St. George paced slowly up the street. The Boy's heart

stood still and he breathed with sobs, the beauty and the grace of the

hero were so far beyond anything he had yet seen. His fluted armour was

inlaid with gold, his plumed helmet hung at his saddle-bow, and his

thick fair hair framed a face gracious and gentle beyond expression till

you caught the sternness in his eyes. He drew rein in front of the

little inn, and the villagers crowded round with greetings and thanks

and voluble statements of their wrongs and grievances and oppressions.

The Boy heard the grave gentle voice of the Saint, assuring them that

all would be well now, and that he would stand by them and see them

righted and free them from their foe; then he dismounted and passed

through the doorway and the crowd poured in after him. But the Boy made

off up the hill as fast as he could lay his legs to the ground.

"It's all up, dragon!" he shouted as soon as he was within sight of the

beast. "He's coming! He's here now! You'll have to pull yourself

together and _do_ something at last!"

The dragon was licking his scales and rubbing them with a bit of

house-flannel the Boy's mother had lent him, till he shone like a great

turquoise.

"Don't be _violent_, Boy," he said without looking round. "Sit down and

get your breath, and try and remember that the noun governs the verb,

and then perhaps you'll be good enough to tell me _who's_ coming?"

"That's right, take it coolly," said the Boy. "Hope you'll be half as

cool when I've got through with my news. It's only St. George who's

coming, that's all; he rode into the village half-an-hour ago. Of course

you can lick him--a great big fellow like you! But I thought I'd warn

you, 'cos he's sure to be round early, and he's got the longest,

wickedest-looking spear you ever did see!" And the Boy got up and began

to jump round in sheer delight at the prospect of the battle.

"O deary, deary me," moaned the dragon; "this is too awful. I won't see

him, and that's flat. I don't want to know the fellow at all. I'm sure

he's not nice. You must tell him to go away at once, please. Say he can

write if he likes, but I can't give him an interview. I'm not seeing

anybody at present."

"Now dragon, dragon," said the Boy, imploringly, "don't be perverse and

wrongheaded. You've _got_ to fight him some time or other, you know,

'cos he's St. George and you're the dragon. Better get it over, and then

we can go on with the sonnets. And you ought to consider other people a

little, too. If it's been dull up here for you, think how dull it's been

for me!"

"My dear little man," said the dragon, solemnly, "just understand, once

for all, that I can't fight and I won't fight. I've never fought in my

life, and I'm not going to begin now, just to give you a Roman holiday.

In old days I always let the other fellows--the _earnest_ fellows--do

all the fighting, and no doubt that's why I have the pleasure of being

here now."

"But if you don't fight he'll cut your head off!" gasped the Boy,

miserable at the prospect of losing both his fight and his friend.

"Oh, I think not," said the dragon in his lazy way. "You'll be able to

arrange something. I've every confidence in you, you're such a

_manager_. Just run down, there's a dear chap, and make it all right. I

leave it entirely to you."

The Boy made his way back to the village in a state of great

despondency. First of all, there wasn't going to be any fight; next, his

dear and honoured friend the dragon hadn't shown up in quite such a

heroic light as he would have liked; and lastly, whether the dragon was

a hero at heart or not, it made no difference, for St. George would most

undoubtedly cut his head off. "Arrange things indeed!" he said bitterly

to himself. "The dragon treats the whole affair as if it was an

invitation to tea and croquet."

The villagers were straggling homewards as he passed up the street, all

of them in the highest spirits, and gleefully discussing the splendid

fight that was in store. The Boy pursued his way to the inn, and passed

into the principal chamber, where St. George now sat alone, musing over

the chances of the fight, and the sad stories of rapine and of wrong

that had so lately been poured into his sympathetic ears.

"May I come in, St. George?" said the Boy, politely, as he paused at the

door. "I want to talk to you about this little matter of the dragon, if

you're not tired of it by this time."

"Yes, come in, Boy," said the Saint, kindly. "Another tale of misery and

wrong, I fear me. Is it a kind parent, then, of whom the tyrant has

bereft you? Or some tender sister or brother? Well, it shall soon be

avenged."

"Nothing of the sort," said the Boy. "There's a misunderstanding

somewhere, and I want to put it right. The fact is, this is a _good_

dragon."

"Exactly," said St. George, smiling pleasantly, "I quite understand. A

good _dragon_. Believe me, I do not in the least regret that he is an

adversary worthy of my steel, and no feeble specimen of his noxious

tribe."

"But he's _not_ a noxious tribe," cried the Boy, distressedly. "Oh dear,

oh dear, how _stupid_ men are when they get an idea into their heads! I

tell you he's a _good_ dragon, and a friend of mine, and tells me the

most beautiful stories you ever heard, all about old times and when he

was little. And he's been so kind to mother, and mother'd do anything

for him. And father likes him too, though father doesn't hold with art

and poetry much, and always falls asleep when the dragon starts talking

about _style_. But the fact is, nobody can help liking him when once

they know him. He's so engaging and so trustful, and as simple as a

child!"

"Sit down, and draw your chair up," said St. George. "I like a fellow

who sticks up for his friends, and I'm sure the dragon has his good

points, if he's got a friend like you. But that's not the question. All

this evening I've been listening, with grief and anguish unspeakable, to

tales of murder, theft, and wrong; rather too highly coloured, perhaps,

not always quite convincing, but forming in the main a most serious roll

of crime. History teaches us that the greatest rascals often possess all

the domestic virtues; and I fear that your cultivated friend, in spite

of the qualities which have won (and rightly) your regard, has got to be

speedily exterminated."

"Oh, you've been taking in all the yarns those fellows have been telling

you," said the Boy, impatiently. "Why, our villagers are the biggest

story-tellers in all the country round. It's a known fact. You're a

stranger in these parts, or else you'd have heard it already. All they

want is a _fight_. They're the most awful beggars for getting up

fights--it's meat and drink to them. Dogs, bulls, dragons--anything so

long as it's a fight. Why, they've got a poor innocent badger in the

stable behind here, at this moment. They were going to have some fun

with him to-day, but they're saving him up now till _your_ little

affair's over. And I've no doubt they've been telling you what a hero

you were, and how you were bound to win, in the cause of right and

justice, and so on; but let me tell you, I came down the street just

now, and they were betting six to four on the dragon freely!"

"Six to four on the dragon!" murmured St. George, sadly, resting his

cheek on his hand. "This is an evil world, and sometimes I begin to

think that all the wickedness in it is not entirely bottled up inside

the dragons. And yet--may not this wily beast have misled you as to his

real character, in order that your good report of him may serve as a

cloak for his evil deeds? Nay, may there not be, at this very moment,

some hapless Princess immured within yonder gloomy cavern?"

The moment he had spoken, St. George was sorry for what he had said, the

Boy looked so genuinely distressed.

"I assure you, St. George," he said earnestly, "there's nothing of the

sort in the cave at all. The dragon's a real gentleman, every inch of

him, and I may say that no one would be more shocked and grieved than he

would, at hearing you talk in that--that _loose_ way about matters on

which he has very strong views!"

"Well, perhaps I've been over-credulous," said St. George. "Perhaps I've

misjudged the animal. But what are we to do? Here are the dragon and I,

almost face to face, each supposed to be thirsting for each other's

blood. I don't see any way out of it, exactly. What do you suggest?

Can't you arrange things, somehow?"

"That's just what the dragon said," replied the Boy, rather nettled.

"Really, the way you two seem to leave everything to me--I suppose you

couldn't be persuaded to go away quietly, could you?"

"Impossible, I fear," said the Saint. "Quite against the rules. _You_

know that as well as I do."

"Well, then, look here," said the Boy, "it's early yet--would you mind

strolling up with me and seeing the dragon and talking it over? It's not

far, and any friend of mine will be most welcome."

"Well, it's _irregular_," said St. George, rising, "but really it seems

about the most sensible thing to do. You 're taking a lot of trouble on

your friend's account," he added, good-naturedly, as they passed out

through the door together. "But cheer up! Perhaps there won't have to be

any fight after all."

"Oh, but I hope there will, though!" replied the little fellow,

wistfully.

"I've brought a friend to see you, dragon," said the Boy, rather loud.

The dragon woke up with a start. "I was just--er--thinking about

things," he said in his simple way. "Very pleased to make your

acquaintance, sir. Charming weather we're having!"

"This is St. George," said the Boy, shortly. "St. George, let me

introduce you to the dragon. We've come up to talk things over quietly,

dragon, and now for goodness' sake do let us have a little straight

common-sense, and come to some practical business-like arrangement, for

I'm sick of views and theories of life and personal tendencies, and all

that sort of thing. I may perhaps add that my mother's sitting up."

"So glad to meet you, St. George," began the dragon, rather nervously,

"because you've been a great traveller, I hear, and I've always been

rather a stay-at-home. But I can show you many antiquities, many

interesting features of our country-side, if you're stopping here any

time--"

"I think," said St. George, in his frank, pleasant way, "that we'd

really better take the advice of our young friend here, and try to come

to some understanding, on a business footing, about this little affair

of ours. Now don't you think that after all the simplest plan would be

just to fight it out, according to the rules, and let the best man win?

They re betting on you, I may tell you, down in the village, but I don't

mind that!"

"Oh, yes, _do_, dragon," said the Boy, delightedly; "it'll save such a

lot of bother!"

"My young friend, you shut up," said the dragon, severely. "Believe me,

St. George," he went on, "there's nobody in the world I'd sooner oblige

than you and this young gentleman here. But the whole thing's nonsense,

and conventionality, and popular thick-headedness. There's absolutely

nothing to fight about, from beginning to end. And anyhow I'm not going

to, so that settles it!"

"But supposing I make you?" said St. George, rather nettled.

"You can't," said the dragon, triumphantly. "I should only go into my

cave and retire for a time down the hole I came up. You'd soon get

heartily sick of sitting outside and waiting for me to come out and

fight you. And as soon as you'd really gone away, why, I'd come up again

gaily, for I tell you frankly, I like this place, and I'm going to stay

here!"

St. George gazed for a while on the fair landscape around them. "But

this would be a beautiful place for a fight," he began again

persuasively. "These great bare rolling Downs for the arena,--and me in

my golden armour showing up against your big blue scaly coils! Think

what a picture it would make!"

"Now you're trying to get at me through my artistic sensibilities," said

the dragon. "But it won't work. Not but what it would make a very pretty

picture, as you say," he added, wavering a little.

"We seem to be getting rather nearer to _business_," put in the Boy.

"You must see, dragon, that there's got to be a fight of some sort, 'cos

you can't want to have to go down that dirty old hole again and stop

there till goodness knows when."

"It might be arranged," said St. George, thoughtfully. "I _must_ spear

you somewhere, of course, but I'm not bound to hurt you very much.

There's such a lot of you that there must be a few _spare_ places

somewhere. Here, for instance, just behind your foreleg. It couldn't

hurt you much, just here!"

"Now you're tickling, George," said the dragon, coyly. "No, that place

won't do at all. Even if it didn't hurt,--and I'm sure it would,

awfully,--it would make me laugh, and that would spoil everything."

"Let's try somewhere else, then," said St. George, patiently. "Under

your neck, for instance,--all these folds of thick skin,--if I speared

you here you'd never even know I'd done it!"

"Yes, but are you sure you can hit off the right place?" asked the

dragon, anxiously.

"Of course I am," said St. George, with confidence. "You leave that to

me!"

"It's just because I've _got_ to leave it to you that I'm asking,"

replied the dragon, rather testily. "No doubt you would deeply regret

any error you might make in the hurry of the moment; but you wouldn't

regret it half as much as I should! However, I suppose we've got to

trust somebody, as we go through life, and your plan seems, on the

whole, as good a one as any."

"Look here, dragon," interrupted the Boy, a little jealous on behalf of

his friend, who seemed to be getting all the worst of the bargain: "I

don't quite see where _you_ come in! There's to be a fight, apparently,

and you're to be licked; and what I want to know is, what are _you_

going to get out of it?"

"St. George," said the dragon, "just tell him, please,--what will happen

after I'm vanquished in the deadly combat?"

"Well, according to the rules I suppose I shall lead you in triumph down

to the market-place or whatever answers to it," said St. George.

"Precisely," said the dragon. "And then--"

"And then there'll be shoutings and speeches and things," continued St.

George. "And I shall explain that you're converted, and see the error of

your ways, and so on."

"Quite so," said the dragon. "And then--?"

"Oh, and then--" said St. George, "why, and then there will be the usual

banquet, I suppose."

"Exactly," said the dragon; "and that's where _I_ come in. Look here,"

he continued, addressing the Boy, "I'm bored to death up here, and no

one really appreciates me. I'm going into Society, I am, through the

kindly aid of our friend here, who's taking such a lot of trouble on my

account; and you'll find I've got all the qualities to endear me to

people who entertain! So now that's all settled, and if you don't

mind--I'm an old-fashioned fellow--don't want to turn you out, but--"

"Remember, you'll have to do your proper share of the fighting, dragon!"

said St. George, as he took the hint and rose to go; "I mean ramping,

and breathing fire, and so on!"

"I can _ramp_ all right," replied the dragon, confidently; "as to

breathing fire, it's surprising how easily one gets out of practice; but

I'll do the best I can. Good-night!"

They had descended the hill and were almost back in the village again,

when St. George stopped short, "_Knew_ I had forgotten something," he

said. "There ought to be a Princess. Terror-stricken and chained to a

rock, and all that sort of thing. Boy, can't you arrange a Princess?"

The Boy was in the middle of a tremendous yawn. "I'm tired to death," he

wailed, "and I _can't_ arrange a Princess, or anything more, at this

time of night. And my mother's sitting up, and _do_ stop asking me to

arrange more things till to-morrow!"

* * * * *

Next morning the people began streaming up to the Downs at quite an

early hour, in their Sunday clothes and carrying baskets with

bottlenecks sticking out of them, every one intent on securing good

places for the combat. This was not exactly a simple matter, for of

course it was quite possible that the dragon might win, and in that case

even those who had put their money on him felt they could hardly expect

him to deal with his backers on a different footing to the rest. Places

were chosen, therefore, with circumspection and with a view to a speedy

retreat in case of emergency; and the front rank was mostly composed of

boys who had escaped from parental control and now sprawled and rolled

about on the grass, regardless of the shrill threats and warnings

discharged at them by their anxious mothers behind.

The Boy had secured a good front place, well up towards the cave, and

was feeling as anxious as a stage-manager on a first night. Could the

dragon be depended upon? He might change his mind and vote the whole

performance rot; or else, seeing that the affair had been so hastily

planned, without even a rehearsal, he might be too nervous to show up.

The Boy looked narrowly at the cave, but it showed no sign of life or

occupation. Could the dragon have made a moon-light flitting?

The higher portions of the ground were now black with sightseers, and

presently a sound of cheering and a waving of handkerchiefs told that

something was visible to them which the Boy, far up towards the

dragon-end of the line as he was, could not yet see. A minute more and

St. George's red plumes topped the hill, as the Saint rode slowly forth

on the great level space which stretched up to the grim mouth of the

cave. Very gallant and beautiful he looked, on his tall war-horse, his

golden armour glancing in the sun, his great spear held erect, the

little white pennon, crimson-crossed, fluttering at its point. He drew

rein and remained motionless. The lines of spectators began to give back

a little, nervously; and even the boys in front stopped pulling hair and

cuffing each other, and leaned forward expectant.

"Now then, dragon!" muttered the Boy, impatiently, fidgeting where he

sat. He need not have distressed himself, had he only known. The

dramatic possibilities of the thing had tickled the dragon immensely,

and he had been up from an early hour, preparing for his first public

appearance with as much heartiness as if the years had run backwards,

and he had been again a little dragonlet, playing with his sisters on

the floor of their mother's cave, at the game of saints-and-dragons, in

which the dragon was bound to win.

A low muttering, mingled with snorts, now made itself heard; rising to a

bellowing roar that seemed to fill the plain. Then a cloud of smoke

obscured the mouth of the cave, and out of the midst of it the dragon

himself, shining, sea-blue, magnificent, pranced splendidly forth; and

everybody said, "Oo oo-oo!" as if he had been a mighty rocket! His

scales were glittering, his long spiky tail lashed his sides, his claws

tore up the turf and sent it flying high over his back, and smoke and

fire incessantly jetted from his angry nostrils. "Oh, well done,

dragon!" cried the Boy, excitedly. "Didn't think he had it in him!" he

added to himself.

St. George lowered his spear, bent his head, dug his heels into his

horse's sides, and came thundering over the turf. The dragon charged

with a roar and a squeal,--a great blue whirling combination of coils

and snorts and clashing jaws and spikes and fire.

"Missed!" yelled the crowd. There was a moment's entanglement of golden

armour and blue-green coils, and spiky tail, and then the great horse,

tearing at his bit, carried the Saint, his spear swung high in the air,

almost up to the mouth of the cave.

The dragon sat down and barked viciously, while St. George with

difficulty pulled his horse round into position.

"End of Round One!" thought the Boy. "How well they managed it! But I

hope the Saint won't get excited. I can trust the dragon all right. What

a regular play-actor the fellow is!"

St. George had at last prevailed on his horse to stand steady, and was

looking round him as he wiped his brow. Catching sight of the Boy, he

smiled and nodded, and held up three fingers for an instant.

"It seems to be all planned out," said the Boy to himself. "Round Three

is to be the finishing one, evidently. Wish it could have lasted a bit

longer. Whatever's that old fool of a dragon up to now?"

The dragon was employing the interval in giving a ramping-performance

for the benefit of the crowd. Ramping, it should be explained, consists

in running round and round in a wide circle, and sending waves and

ripples of movement along the whole length of your spine, from your

pointed ears right down to the spike at the end of your long tail. When

you are covered with blue scales, the effect is particularly pleasing;

and the Boy recollected the dragon's recently expressed wish to become a

social success.

St. George now gathered up his reins and began to move forward, dropping

the point of his spear and settling himself firmly in the saddle.

"Time!" yelled everybody excitedly; and the dragon, leaving off his

ramping, sat up on end, and began to leap from one side to the other

with huge ungainly bounds, whooping like a Red Indian. This naturally

disconcerted the horse, who swerved violently, the Saint only just

saving himself by the mane; and as they shot past the dragon delivered a

vicious snap at the horse's tail which sent the poor beast careering

madly far over the Downs, so that the language of the Saint, who had

lost a stirrup, was fortunately inaudible to the general assemblage.

Round Two evoked audible evidence of friendly feeling towards the

dragon. The spectators were not slow to appreciate a combatant who could

hold his own so well and clearly wanted to show good sport; and many

encouraging remarks reached the ears of our friend as he strutted to and

fro, his chest thrust out and his tail in the air, hugely enjoying his

new popularity.

St. George had dismounted and was tightening his girths, and telling his

horse, with quite an Oriental flow of imagery, exactly what he thought

of him, and his relations, and his conduct on the present occasion; so

the Boy made his way down to the Saint's end of the line, and held his

spear for him.

"It's been a jolly fight, St. George!" he said with a sigh. "Can't you

let it last a bit longer?"

"Well, I think I'd better not," replied the Saint. "The fact is, your

simple-minded old friend's getting conceited, now they've begun cheering

him, and he'll forget all about the arrangement and take to playing the

fool, and there's no telling where he would stop. I'll just finish him

off this round."

He swung himself into the saddle and took his spear from the Boy. "Now

don't you be afraid," he added kindly. "I've marked my spot exactly, and

he's sure to give me all the assistance in his power, because he knows

it's his only chance of being asked to the banquet!"

St. George now shortened his spear, bringing the butt well up under his

arm; and, instead of galloping as before, trotted smartly towards the

dragon, who crouched at his approach, flicking his tail till it cracked

in the air like a great cart-whip. The Saint wheeled as he neared his

opponent and circled warily round him, keeping his eye on the spare

place; while the dragon, adopting similar tactics, paced with caution

round the same circle, occasionally feinting with his head. So the two

sparred for an opening, while the spectators maintained a breathless

silence.

Though the round lasted for some minutes, the end was so swift that all

the Boy saw was a lightning movement of the Saint's arm, and then a

whirl and a confusion of spines, claws, tail, and flying bits of turf.

The dust cleared away, the spectators whooped and ran in cheering, and

the Boy made out that the dragon was down, pinned to the earth by the

spear, while St. George had dismounted, and stood astride of him.

It all seemed so genuine that the Boy ran in breathlessly, hoping the

dear old dragon wasn't really hurt. As he approached, the dragon lifted

one large eyelid, winked solemnly, and collapsed again. He was held fast

to earth by the neck, but the Saint had hit him in the spare place

agreed upon, and it didn't even seem to tickle.

"Bain't you goin' to cut 'is 'ed orf, master?" asked one of the

applauding crowd. He had backed the dragon, and naturally felt a trifle

sore.

"Well, not to-day, I think," replied St. George, pleasantly. "You see,

that can be done at any time. There's no hurry at all. I think we'll all

go down to the village first, and have some refreshment, and then I'll

give him a good talking-to, and you'll find he'll be a very different

dragon!"

At that magic word refreshment the whole crowd formed up in procession

and silently awaited the signal to start. The time for talking and

cheering and betting was past, the hour for action had arrived. St.

George, hauling on his spear with both hands, released the dragon, who

rose and shook himself and ran his eye over his spikes and scales and

things, to see that they were all in order. Then the Saint mounted and

led off the procession, the dragon following meekly in the company of

the Boy, while the thirsty spectators kept at a respectful interval

behind.

There were great doings when they got down to the village again, and had

formed up in front of the inn. After refreshment St. George made a

speech, in which he informed his audience that he had removed their

direful scourge, at a great deal of trouble and inconvenience to

himself, and now they weren't to go about grumbling and fancying they'd

got grievances, because they hadn't. And they shouldn't be so fond of

fights, because next time they might have to do the fighting themselves,

which would not be the same thing at all. And there was a certain badger

in the inn stables which had got to be released at once, and he'd come

and see it done himself. Then he told them that the dragon had been

thinking over things, and saw that there were two sides to every

question, and he wasn't going to do it any more, and if they were good

perhaps he'd stay and settle down there. So they must make friends, and

not be prejudiced, and go about fancying they knew everything there was

to be known, because they didn't, not by a long way. And he warned them

against the sin of romancing, and making up stories and fancying other

people would believe them just because they were plausible and

highly-coloured. Then he sat down, amidst much repentant cheering, and

the dragon nudged the Boy in the ribs and whispered that he couldn't

have done it better himself. Then every one went off to get ready for

the banquet.

Banquets are always pleasant things, consisting mostly, as they do, of

eating and drinking; but the specially nice thing about a banquet is,

that it comes when something's over, and there's nothing more to worry

about, and to-morrow seems a long way off. St. George was happy because

there had been a fight and he hadn't had to kill anybody; for he didn't

really like killing, though he generally had to do it. The dragon was

happy because there had been a fight, and so far from being hurt in it

he had won popularity and a sure footing in society. The Boy was happy

because there had been a fight, and in spite of it all his two friends

were on the best of terms. And all the others were happy because there

had been a fight, and--well, they didn't require any other reasons for

their happiness. The dragon exerted himself to say the right thing to

everybody, and proved the life and soul of the evening; while the Saint

and the Boy, as they looked on, felt that they were only assisting at a

feast of which the honour and the glory were entirely the dragon's. But

they didn't mind that, being good fellows, and the dragon was not in the

least proud or forgetful. On the contrary, every ten minutes or so he

leant over towards the Boy and said impressively: "Look here! you will

see me home afterwards, won't you?" And the Boy always nodded, though he

had promised his mother not to be out late.

At last the banquet was over, the guests had dropped away with many

good-nights and congratulations and invitations, and the dragon, who had

seen the last of them off the premises, emerged into the street followed

by the Boy, wiped his brow, sighed, sat down in the road and gazed at

the stars. "Jolly night it's been!" he murmured. "Jolly stars! Jolly

little place this! Think I shall just stop here. Don't feel like

climbing up any beastly hill. Boy's promised to see me home. Boy had

better do it then! No responsibility on my part. Responsibility all

Boy's!" And his chin sank on his broad chest and he slumbered

peacefully.

"Oh, get up, dragon," cried the Boy, piteously. "You know my mother's

sitting up, and I'm so tired, and you made me promise to see you home,

and I never knew what it meant or I wouldn't have done it!" And the Boy

sat down in the road by the side of the sleeping dragon, and cried.

The door behind them opened, a stream of light illumined the road, and

St. George, who had come out for a stroll in the cool night-air, caught

sight of the two figures sitting there--the great motionless dragon and

the tearful little Boy.

"What's the matter, Boy?" he inquired kindly, stepping to his side.

"Oh, it's this great lumbering _pig_ of a dragon!" sobbed the Boy.

"First he makes me promise to see him home, and then he says I'd better

do it, and goes to sleep! Might as well try to see a _haystack_ home!

And I'm so tired, and mother's--" here he broke down again.

"Now don't take on," said St. George. "I'll stand by you, and we'll

_both_ see him home. Wake up, dragon!" he said sharply, shaking the

beast by the elbow.

The dragon looked up sleepily. "What a night, George!" he murmured;

"what a--"

"Now look here, dragon," said the Saint, firmly. "Here's this little

fellow waiting to see you home, and you _know_ he ought to have been in

bed these two hours, and what his mother'll say _I_ don't know, and

anybody but a selfish pig would have _made_ him go to bed long ago--"

"And he _shall_ go to bed!" cried the dragon, starting up. "Poor little

chap, only fancy his being up at this hour! It's a shame, that's what it

is, and I don't think, St. George, you've been very considerate--but

come along at once, and don't let us have any more arguing or

shilly-shallying. You give me hold of your hand, Boy--thank you, George,

an arm up the hill is just what I wanted!"

So they set off up the hill arm-in-arm, the Saint, the Dragon, and the

Boy. The lights in the little village began to go out; but there were

stars, and a late moon, as they climbed to the Downs together. And, as

they turned the last corner and disappeared from view, snatches of an

old song were borne back on the night-breeze. I can't be certain which

of them was singing, but I _think_ it was the Dragon!

"Here we are at your gate," said the man, abruptly, laying his hand on

it. "Good-night. Cut along in sharp, or you'll catch it!"

Could it really be our own gate? Yes, there it was, sure enough, with

the familiar marks on its bottom bar made by our feet when we swung on

it.

"Oh, but wait a minute!" cried Charlotte. "I want to know a heap of

things. Did the dragon really settle down? And did--"

"There isn't any more of that story," said the man, kindly but firmly.

"At least, not tonight. Now be off! Good-bye!"

"Wonder if it's all true?" said Charlotte, as we hurried up the path.

"Sounded dreadfully like nonsense, in parts!"

"P'raps it's true for all that," I replied encouragingly.

Charlotte bolted in like a rabbit, out of the cold and the dark; but I

lingered a moment in the still, frosty air, for a backward glance at the

silent white world without, ere I changed it for the land of firelight

and cushions and laughter. It was the day for choir-practice, and

caroltime was at hand, and a belated member was passing homewards down

the road, singing as he went:--

"Then St. George: ee made rev'rence: in the stable so dim,

Oo vanquished the dragon: so fearful and grim.

So-o grim: and so-o fierce: that now may we say

All peaceful is our wakin': on Chri-istmas Day!"

The singer receded, the carol died away. But I wondered, with my hand on

the door-latch, whether that was the song, or something like it, that

the dragon sang as he toddled contentedly up the hill.

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