CHAPTER XXII. THE COLLEGES OF UNREASON—Continued

Of genius they make no account, for they say that every one is a

genius, more or less. No one is so physically sound that no part of him

will be even a little unsound, and no one is so diseased but that some

part of him will be healthy—so no man is so mentally and morally sound,

but that he will be in part both mad and wicked; and no man is so mad

and wicked but he will be sensible and honourable in part. In like

manner there is no genius who is not also a fool, and no fool who is

not also a genius.

When I talked about originality and genius to some gentlemen whom I met

at a supper party given by Mr. Thims in my honour, and said that

original thought ought to be encouraged, I had to eat my words at once.

Their view evidently was that genius was like offences—needs must that

it come, but woe unto that man through whom it comes. A man’s business,

they hold, is to think as his neighbours do, for Heaven help him if he

thinks good what they count bad. And really it is hard to see how the

Erewhonian theory differs from our own, for the word “idiot” only means

a person who forms his opinions for himself.

The venerable Professor of Worldly Wisdom, a man verging on eighty but

still hale, spoke to me very seriously on this subject in consequence

of the few words that I had imprudently let fall in defence of genius.

He was one of those who carried most weight in the university, and had

the reputation of having done more perhaps than any other living man to

suppress any kind of originality.

“It is not our business,” he said, “to help students to think for

themselves. Surely this is the very last thing which one who wishes

them well should encourage them to do. Our duty is to ensure that they

shall think as we do, or at any rate, as we hold it expedient to say we

do.” In some respects, however, he was thought to hold somewhat radical

opinions, for he was President of the Society for the Suppression of

Useless Knowledge, and for the Completer Obliteration of the Past.

As regards the tests that a youth must pass before he can get a degree,

I found that they have no class lists, and discourage anything like

competition among the students; this, indeed, they regard as

self-seeking and unneighbourly. The examinations are conducted by way

of papers written by the candidate on set subjects, some of which are

known to him beforehand, while others are devised with a view of

testing his general capacity and _savoir faire_.

My friend the Professor of Worldly Wisdom was the terror of the greater

number of students; and, so far as I could judge, he very well might

be, for he had taken his Professorship more seriously than any of the

other Professors had done. I heard of his having plucked one poor

fellow for want of sufficient vagueness in his saving clauses paper.

Another was sent down for having written an article on a scientific

subject without having made free enough use of the words “carefully,”

“patiently,” and “earnestly.” One man was refused a degree for being

too often and too seriously in the right, while a few days before I

came a whole batch had been plucked for insufficient distrust of

printed matter.

About this there was just then rather a ferment, for it seems that the

Professor had written an article in the leading university magazine,

which was well known to be by him, and which abounded in all sorts of

plausible blunders. He then set a paper which afforded the examinees an

opportunity of repeating these blunders—which, believing the article to

be by their own examiner, they of course did. The Professor plucked

every single one of them, but his action was considered to have been

not quite handsome.

I told them of Homer’s noble line to the effect that a man should

strive ever to be foremost and in all things to outvie his peers; but

they said that no wonder the countries in which such a detestable maxim

was held in admiration were always flying at one another’s throats.

“Why,” asked one Professor, “should a man want to be better than his

neighbours? Let him be thankful if he is no worse.”

I ventured feebly to say that I did not see how progress could be made

in any art or science, or indeed in anything at all, without more or

less self-seeking, and hence unamiability.

“Of course it cannot,” said the Professor, “and therefore we object to

progress.”

After which there was no more to be said. Later on, however, a young

Professor took me aside and said he did not think I quite understood

their views about progress.

“We like progress,” he said, “but it must commend itself to the common

sense of the people. If a man gets to know more than his neighbours he

should keep his knowledge to himself till he has sounded them, and seen

whether they agree, or are likely to agree with him. He said it was as

immoral to be too far in front of one’s own age, as to lag too far

behind it. If a man can carry his neighbours with him, he may say what

he likes; but if not, what insult can be more gratuitous than the

telling them what they do not want to know? A man should remember that

intellectual over-indulgence is one of the most insidious and

disgraceful forms that excess can take. Granted that every one should

exceed more or less, inasmuch as absolutely perfect sanity would drive

any man mad the moment he reached it, but . . . ”

He was now warming to his subject and I was beginning to wonder how I

should get rid of him, when the party broke up, and though I promised

to call on him before I left, I was unfortunately prevented from doing

so.

I have now said enough to give English readers some idea of the strange

views which the Erewhonians hold concerning unreason, hypothetics, and

education generally. In many respects they were sensible enough, but I

could not get over the hypothetics, especially the turning their own

good poetry into the hypothetical language. In the course of my stay I

met one youth who told me that for fourteen years the hypothetical

language had been almost the only thing that he had been taught,

although he had never (to his credit, as it seemed to me) shown the

slightest proclivity towards it, while he had been endowed with not

inconsiderable ability for several other branches of human learning. He

assured me that he would never open another hypothetical book after he

had taken his degree, but would follow out the bent of his own

inclinations. This was well enough, but who could give him his fourteen

years back again?

I sometimes wondered how it was that the mischief done was not more

clearly perceptible, and that the young men and women grew up as

sensible and goodly as they did, in spite of the attempts almost

deliberately made to warp and stunt their growth. Some doubtless

received damage, from which they suffered to their life’s end; but many

seemed little or none the worse, and some, almost the better. The

reason would seem to be that the natural instinct of the lads in most

cases so absolutely rebelled against their training, that do what the

teachers might they could never get them to pay serious heed to it. The

consequence was that the boys only lost their time, and not so much of

this as might have been expected, for in their hours of leisure they

were actively engaged in exercises and sports which developed their

physical nature, and made them at any rate strong and healthy.

Moreover those who had any special tastes could not be restrained from

developing them: they would learn what they wanted to learn and liked,

in spite of obstacles which seemed rather to urge them on than to

discourage them, while for those who had no special capacity, the loss

of time was of comparatively little moment; but in spite of these

alleviations of the mischief, I am sure that much harm was done to the

children of the sub-wealthy classes, by the system which passes current

among the Erewhonians as education. The poorest children suffered

least—if destruction and death have heard the sound of wisdom, to a

certain extent poverty has done so also.

And yet perhaps, after all, it is better for a country that its seats

of learning should do more to suppress mental growth than to encourage

it. Were it not for a certain priggishness which these places infuse

into so great a number of their _alumni_, genuine work would become

dangerously common. It is essential that by far the greater part of

what is said or done in the world should be so ephemeral as to take

itself away quickly; it should keep good for twenty-four hours, or even

twice as long, but it should not be good enough a week hence to prevent

people from going on to something else. No doubt the marvellous

development of journalism in England, as also the fact that our seats

of learning aim rather at fostering mediocrity than anything higher, is

due to our subconscious recognition of the fact that it is even more

necessary to check exuberance of mental development than to encourage

it. There can be no doubt that this is what our academic bodies do, and

they do it the more effectually because they do it only subconsciously.

They think they are advancing healthy mental assimilation and

digestion, whereas in reality they are little better than cancer in the

stomach.

Let me return, however, to the Erewhonians. Nothing surprised me more

than to see the occasional flashes of common sense with which one

branch of study or another was lit up, while not a single ray fell upon

so many others. I was particularly struck with this on strolling into

the Art School of the University. Here I found that the course of study

was divided into two branches—the practical and the commercial—no

student being permitted to continue his studies in the actual practice

of the art he had taken up, unless he made equal progress in its

commercial history.

Thus those who were studying painting were examined at frequent

intervals in the prices which all the leading pictures of the last

fifty or a hundred years had realised, and in the fluctuations in their

values when (as often happened) they had been sold and resold three or

four times. The artist, they contend, is a dealer in pictures, and it

is as important for him to learn how to adapt his wares to the market,

and to know approximately what kind of a picture will fetch how much,

as it is for him to be able to paint the picture. This, I suppose, is

what the French mean by laying so much stress upon “values.”

As regards the city itself, the more I saw the more enchanted I became.

I dare not trust myself with any description of the exquisite beauty of

the different colleges, and their walks and gardens. Truly in these

things alone there must be a hallowing and refining influence which is

in itself half an education, and which no amount of error can wholly

spoil. I was introduced to many of the Professors, who showed me every

hospitality and kindness; nevertheless I could hardly avoid a sort of

suspicion that some of those whom I was taken to see had been so long

engrossed in their own study of hypothetics that they had become the

exact antitheses of the Athenians in the days of St. Paul; for whereas

the Athenians spent their lives in nothing save to see and to hear some

new thing, there were some here who seemed to devote themselves to the

avoidance of every opinion with which they were not perfectly familiar,

and regarded their own brains as a sort of sanctuary, to which if an

opinion had once resorted, none other was to attack it.

I should warn the reader, however, that I was rarely sure what the men

whom I met while staying with Mr. Thims really meant; for there was no

getting anything out of them if they scented even a suspicion that they

might be what they call “giving themselves away.” As there is hardly

any subject on which this suspicion cannot arise, I found it difficult

to get definite opinions from any of them, except on such subjects as

the weather, eating and drinking, holiday excursions, or games of

skill.

If they cannot wriggle out of expressing an opinion of some sort, they

will commonly retail those of some one who has already written upon the

subject, and conclude by saying that though they quite admit that there

is an element of truth in what the writer has said, there are many

points on which they are unable to agree with him. Which these points

were, I invariably found myself unable to determine; indeed, it seemed

to be counted the perfection of scholarship and good breeding among

them not to have—much less to express—an opinion on any subject on

which it might prove later that they had been mistaken. The art of

sitting gracefully on a fence has never, I should think, been brought

to greater perfection than at the Erewhonian Colleges of Unreason.

Even when, wriggle as they may, they find themselves pinned down to

some expression of definite opinion, as often as not they will argue in

support of what they perfectly well know to be untrue. I repeatedly met

with reviews and articles even in their best journals, between the

lines of which I had little difficulty in detecting a sense exactly

contrary to the one ostensibly put forward. So well is this understood,

that a man must be a mere tyro in the arts of Erewhonian polite

society, unless he instinctively suspects a hidden “yea” in every “nay”

that meets him. Granted that it comes to much the same in the end, for

it does not matter whether “yea” is called “yea” or “nay,” so long as

it is understood which it is to be; but our own more direct way of

calling a spade a spade, rather than a rake, with the intention that

every one should understand it as a spade, seems more satisfactory. On

the other hand, the Erewhonian system lends itself better to the

suppression of that downrightness which it seems the express aim of

Erewhonian philosophy to discountenance.

However this may be, the fear-of-giving-themselves-away disease was

fatal to the intelligence of those infected by it, and almost every one

at the Colleges of Unreason had caught it to a greater or less degree.

After a few years atrophy of the opinions invariably supervened, and

the sufferer became stone dead to everything except the more

superficial aspects of those material objects with which he came most

in contact. The expression on the faces of these people was repellent;

they did not, however, seem particularly unhappy, for they none of them

had the faintest idea that they were in reality more dead than alive.

No cure for this disgusting fear-of-giving-themselves-away disease has

yet been discovered.

* * *

It was during my stay in City of the Colleges of Unreason—a city whose

Erewhonian name is so cacophonous that I refrain from giving it—that I

learned the particulars of the revolution which had ended in the

destruction of so many of the mechanical inventions which were formerly

in common use.

Mr. Thims took me to the rooms of a gentleman who had a great

reputation for learning, but who was also, so Mr. Thims told me, rather

a dangerous person, inasmuch as he had attempted to introduce an adverb

into the hypothetical language. He had heard of my watch and been

exceedingly anxious to see me, for he was accounted the most learned

antiquary in Erewhon on the subject of mechanical lore. We fell to

talking upon the subject, and when I left he gave me a reprinted copy

of the work which brought the revolution about.

It had taken place some five hundred years before my arrival: people

had long become thoroughly used to the change, although at the time

that it was made the country was plunged into the deepest misery, and a

reaction which followed had very nearly proved successful. Civil war

raged for many years, and is said to have reduced the number of the

inhabitants by one-half. The parties were styled the machinists and the

anti-machinists, and in the end, as I have said already, the latter got

the victory, treating their opponents with such unparalleled severity

that they extirpated every trace of opposition.

The wonder was that they allowed any mechanical appliances to remain in

the kingdom, neither do I believe that they would have done so, had not

the Professors of Inconsistency and Evasion made a stand against the

carrying of the new principles to their legitimate conclusions. These

Professors, moreover, insisted that during the struggle the

anti-machinists should use every known improvement in the art of war,

and several new weapons, offensive and defensive, were invented, while

it was in progress. I was surprised at there remaining so many

mechanical specimens as are seen in the museums, and at students having

rediscovered their past uses so completely; for at the time of the

revolution the victors wrecked all the more complicated machines, and

burned all treatises on mechanics, and all engineers’ workshops—thus,

so they thought, cutting the mischief out root and branch, at an

incalculable cost of blood and treasure.

Certainly they had not spared their labour, but work of this

description can never be perfectly achieved, and when, some two hundred

years before my arrival, all passion upon the subject had cooled down,

and no one save a lunatic would have dreamed of reintroducing forbidden

inventions, the subject came to be regarded as a curious antiquarian

study, like that of some long-forgotten religious practices among

ourselves. Then came the careful search for whatever fragments could be

found, and for any machines that might have been hidden away, and also

numberless treatises were written, showing what the functions of each

rediscovered machine had been; all being done with no idea of using

such machinery again, but with the feelings of an English antiquarian

concerning Druidical monuments or flint arrow heads.

On my return to the metropolis, during the remaining weeks or rather

days of my sojourn in Erewhon I made a _resumé_ in English of the work

which brought about the already mentioned revolution. My ignorance of

technical terms has led me doubtless into many errors, and I have

occasionally, where I found translation impossible, substituted purely

English names and ideas for the original Erewhonian ones, but the

reader may rely on my general accuracy. I have thought it best to

insert my translation here.

CHAPTER XXIII. THE BOOK OF THE MACHINES

The writer commences:—“There was a time, when the earth was to all

appearance utterly destitute both of animal and vegetable life, and

when according to the opinion of our best philosophers it was simply a

hot round ball with a crust gradually cooling. Now if a human being had

existed while the earth was in this state and had been allowed to see

it as though it were some other world with which he had no concern, and

if at the same time he were entirely ignorant of all physical science,

would he not have pronounced it impossible that creatures possessed of

anything like consciousness should be evolved from the seeming cinder

which he was beholding? Would he not have denied that it contained any

potentiality of consciousness? Yet in the course of time consciousness

came. Is it not possible then that there may be even yet new channels

dug out for consciousness, though we can detect no signs of them at

present?

“Again. Consciousness, in anything like the present acceptation of the

term, having been once a new thing—a thing, as far as we can see,

subsequent even to an individual centre of action and to a reproductive

system (which we see existing in plants without apparent

consciousness)—why may not there arise some new phase of mind which

shall be as different from all present known phases, as the mind of

animals is from that of vegetables?

“It would be absurd to attempt to define such a mental state (or

whatever it may be called), inasmuch as it must be something so foreign

to man that his experience can give him no help towards conceiving its

nature; but surely when we reflect upon the manifold phases of life and

consciousness which have been evolved already, it would be rash to say

that no others can be developed, and that animal life is the end of all

things. There was a time when fire was the end of all things: another

when rocks and water were so.”

The writer, after enlarging on the above for several pages, proceeded

to inquire whether traces of the approach of such a new phase of life

could be perceived at present; whether we could see any tenements

preparing which might in a remote futurity be adapted for it; whether,

in fact, the primordial cell of such a kind of life could be now

detected upon earth. In the course of his work he answered this

question in the affirmative and pointed to the higher machines.

“There is no security”—to quote his own words—“against the ultimate

development of mechanical consciousness, in the fact of machines

possessing little consciousness now. A mollusc has not much

consciousness. Reflect upon the extraordinary advance which machines

have made during the last few hundred years, and note how slowly the

animal and vegetable kingdoms are advancing. The more highly organised

machines are creatures not so much of yesterday, as of the last five

minutes, so to speak, in comparison with past time. Assume for the sake

of argument that conscious beings have existed for some twenty million

years: see what strides machines have made in the last thousand! May

not the world last twenty million years longer? If so, what will they

not in the end become? Is it not safer to nip the mischief in the bud

and to forbid them further progress?

“But who can say that the vapour engine has not a kind of

consciousness? Where does consciousness begin, and where end? Who can

draw the line? Who can draw any line? Is not everything interwoven with

everything? Is not machinery linked with animal life in an infinite

variety of ways? The shell of a hen’s egg is made of a delicate white

ware and is a machine as much as an egg-cup is: the shell is a device

for holding the egg, as much as the egg-cup for holding the shell: both

are phases of the same function; the hen makes the shell in her inside,

but it is pure pottery. She makes her nest outside of herself for

convenience’ sake, but the nest is not more of a machine than the

egg-shell is. A ‘machine’ is only a ‘device.’”

Then returning to consciousness, and endeavouring to detect its

earliest manifestations, the writer continued:-

“There is a kind of plant that eats organic food with its flowers: when

a fly settles upon the blossom, the petals close upon it and hold it

fast till the plant has absorbed the insect into its system; but they

will close on nothing but what is good to eat; of a drop of rain or a

piece of stick they will take no notice. Curious! that so unconscious a

thing should have such a keen eye to its own interest. If this is

unconsciousness, where is the use of consciousness?

“Shall we say that the plant does not know what it is doing merely

because it has no eyes, or ears, or brains? If we say that it acts

mechanically, and mechanically only, shall we not be forced to admit

that sundry other and apparently very deliberate actions are also

mechanical? If it seems to us that the plant kills and eats a fly

mechanically, may it not seem to the plant that a man must kill and eat

a sheep mechanically?

“But it may be said that the plant is void of reason, because the

growth of a plant is an involuntary growth. Given earth, air, and due

temperature, the plant must grow: it is like a clock, which being once

wound up will go till it is stopped or run down: it is like the wind

blowing on the sails of a ship—the ship must go when the wind blows it.

But can a healthy boy help growing if he have good meat and drink and

clothing? can anything help going as long as it is wound up, or go on

after it is run down? Is there not a winding up process everywhere?

“Even a potato[5] in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning about him

which serves him in excellent stead. He knows perfectly well what he

wants and how to get it. He sees the light coming from the cellar

window and sends his shoots crawling straight thereto: they will crawl

along the floor and up the wall and out at the cellar window; if there

be a little earth anywhere on the journey he will find it and use it

for his own ends. What deliberation he may exercise in the matter of

his roots when he is planted in the earth is a thing unknown to us, but

we can imagine him saying, ‘I will have a tuber here and a tuber there,

and I will suck whatsoever advantage I can from all my surroundings.

This neighbour I will overshadow, and that I will undermine; and what I

can do shall be the limit of what I will do. He that is stronger and

better placed than I shall overcome me, and him that is weaker I will

overcome.’

“The potato says these things by doing them, which is the best of

languages. What is consciousness if this is not consciousness? We find

it difficult to sympathise with the emotions of a potato; so we do with

those of an oyster. Neither of these things makes a noise on being

boiled or opened, and noise appeals to us more strongly than anything

else, because we make so much about our own sufferings. Since, then,

they do not annoy us by any expression of pain we call them

emotionless; and so _quâ_ mankind they are; but mankind is not

everybody.

If it be urged that the action of the potato is chemical and mechanical

only, and that it is due to the chemical and mechanical effects of

light and heat, the answer would seem to lie in an inquiry whether

every sensation is not chemical and mechanical in its operation?

whether those things which we deem most purely spiritual are anything

but disturbances of equilibrium in an infinite series of levers,

beginning with those that are too small for microscopic detection, and

going up to the human arm and the appliances which it makes use of?

whether there be not a molecular action of thought, whence a dynamical

theory of the passions shall be deducible? Whether strictly speaking we

should not ask what kind of levers a man is made of rather than what is

his temperament? How are they balanced? How much of such and such will

it take to weigh them down so as to make him do so and so?”

The writer went on to say that he anticipated a time when it would be

possible, by examining a single hair with a powerful microscope, to

know whether its owner could be insulted with impunity. He then became

more and more obscure, so that I was obliged to give up all attempt at

translation; neither did I follow the drift of his argument. On coming

to the next part which I could construe, I found that he had changed

his ground.

“Either,” he proceeds, “a great deal of action that has been called

purely mechanical and unconscious must be admitted to contain more

elements of consciousness than has been allowed hitherto (and in this

case germs of consciousness will be found in many actions of the higher

machines)—Or (assuming the theory of evolution but at the same time

denying the consciousness of vegetable and crystalline action) the race

of man has descended from things which had no consciousness at all. In

this case there is no _à priori_ improbability in the descent of

conscious (and more than conscious) machines from those which now

exist, except that which is suggested by the apparent absence of

anything like a reproductive system in the mechanical kingdom. This

absence however is only apparent, as I shall presently show.

“Do not let me be misunderstood as living in fear of any actually

existing machine; there is probably no known machine which is more than

a prototype of future mechanical life. The present machines are to the

future as the early Saurians to man. The largest of them will probably

greatly diminish in size. Some of the lowest vertebrate attained a much

greater bulk than has descended to their more highly organised living

representatives, and in like manner a diminution in the size of

machines has often attended their development and progress.

“Take the watch, for example; examine its beautiful structure; observe

the intelligent play of the minute members which compose it: yet this

little creature is but a development of the cumbrous clocks that

preceded it; it is no deterioration from them. A day may come when

clocks, which certainly at the present time are not diminishing in

bulk, will be superseded owing to the universal use of watches, in

which case they will become as extinct as ichthyosauri, while the

watch, whose tendency has for some years been to decrease in size

rather than the contrary, will remain the only existing type of an

extinct race.

“But returning to the argument, I would repeat that I fear none of the

existing machines; what I fear is the extraordinary rapidity with which

they are becoming something very different to what they are at present.

No class of beings have in any time past made so rapid a movement

forward. Should not that movement be jealously watched, and checked

while we can still check it? And is it not necessary for this end to

destroy the more advanced of the machines which are in use at present,

though it is admitted that they are in themselves harmless?

“As yet the machines receive their impressions through the agency of

man’s senses: one travelling machine calls to another in a shrill

accent of alarm and the other instantly retires; but it is through the

ears of the driver that the voice of the one has acted upon the other.

Had there been no driver, the callee would have been deaf to the

caller. There was a time when it must have seemed highly improbable

that machines should learn to make their wants known by sound, even

through the ears of man; may we not conceive, then, that a day will

come when those ears will be no longer needed, and the hearing will be

done by the delicacy of the machine’s own construction?—when its

language shall have been developed from the cry of animals to a speech

as intricate as our own?

“It is possible that by that time children will learn the differential

calculus—as they learn now to speak—from their mothers and nurses, or

that they may talk in the hypothetical language, and work rule of three

sums, as soon as they are born; but this is not probable; we cannot

calculate on any corresponding advance in man’s intellectual or

physical powers which shall be a set-off against the far greater

development which seems in store for the machines. Some people may say

that man’s moral influence will suffice to rule them; but I cannot

think it will ever be safe to repose much trust in the moral sense of

any machine.

“Again, might not the glory of the machines consist in their being

without this same boasted gift of language? ‘Silence,’ it has been said

by one writer, ‘is a virtue which renders us agreeable to our

fellow-creatures.’”

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