MARRIED.
I got the wedding ring in Sydney. I was always rather a bashful person,
and I went from shop to shop without entering, because there were girls
behind the counter. At last I came to one. Ah! a man here. This'll do
me. And in I dived.
"Yes, sir; and what can I get for you?"
"Er--er--I want some wedding rings, please" (as if I were a Mormon).
"Certainly. Miss Blithers, attend to this gentleman, please."
Forward stepped a perky miss from the back of the store. It was early in
the morning, and I was the only customer. Whether purposely or not I
don't know, but she took me to the end counter, where a couple more
girls were lying in wait for me, put down about a dozen trays of rings
in front of me, and smiled. I blushingly pulled out my marked size-card,
and they smiled some more. Finally I chose one and a keeper; then--
"May I congratulate you?" smilingly.
"Oh, er--yes--er--thank you."
"Sydney?"
"Er--no; Melbourne."
"Indeed." Then very archly: "Now I'm sure she's dark." (I am gingery
myself.)
Before I knew where I was I had hauled out her picture from my breast
pocket and handed it over.
Instantly: "M-m-m-m! Cream Sicilian.... M-m! Jap. silk.... M-m! Ducky
shoes ... love of a hat ...," and so forth. Finally the photograph was
handed back.
"Yes; she does look a real good sort. We hope you'll be very happy."
My opinion of them at once rose ten beans. I bade them good-bye and left
the shop, followed by their cheerful grins.
That night I boarded the boat for Melbourne, speculating most of the
passage as to whether She would be down to meet me, how She would look,
and so on. It was nearly five years since we had bade good-bye to each
other--for a few months! The familiar landmarks slipped by--Montague
Island, Cook's Pigeon House, Mt. Imlay, Queenscliff, then Melbourne
wharf at 11 p.m.
And She was there to meet me all right--with a chaperone (I suppose
that's the correct term. Anyway, it was her aunt), who discreetly turned
her back to our meeting, and, giddy old thing, ogled a big policeman,
who was looking at us with a kind of amused tolerance as of one who had
been all through that kind of thing long ago and got past it. We
chartered a cab, and got the last train home by a hair's breadth.
The day was fixed for a fortnight ahead, and the time passed in a
whirlwind of visits and introductions to about half the population of
that Melbourne suburb, I should think. Then there was the preliminary
visit to the reverend gentleman who was to "pass the reef point."
I'll never forget that day. We had missed the train, and had to walk,
say, three miles over some flat open country. I've been in Calcutta in
the height of the South-West monsoon; in a place called Infernillo
(anglice "little Hell"), a dreadful desert spot up the Gulf of
California; in Santiago-da-Cuba in July--but never in my life have I
felt such an unbearable scorching heat as on that awful walk in the hot
North wind in Melbourne. The kindly old clergyman showed us his
thermometer--109 degrees in a stone-walled room and the blinds drawn.
And they call it a hell of a day up here in North Queensland when the
mercury touches 85 degrees! Give a dog a bad name----
The momentous day came round in due course. The augury was excellent. A
brilliant sun, cool breeze, and, as I stepped on to the verandah in the
early morning, a flight of white seagulls wheeling round overhead. What
better omen could the most superstitious desire?
The ceremony was quickly over. I am burdened with four Christian names,
and when the parson came to "I, Charles William Reginald," etc., he
transposed the names, and there was a dreadful moment, while I
hesitated, wondering whether I would be properly married if I alluded to
myself as "William Charles." However, I courageously said I was Charles,
the minister smiled, and we were soon spliced hard and fast. My best man
had the ring ready at the right moment, and of course the blessed thing
wouldn't go on, and I had to use brute force to get it on to its proper
finger. Then the wedding breakfast, where doubtless, under the combined
influence of love, lemonade and excitement, I made numerous speeches,
and soared to heights of windy verbosity seldom heard outside Parliament
House. Following that the usual photographer arranged us on the lawn and
snapped us in the usual fashion; then, ho! for the station and
Australian wharf, where lay the good ship "Canberra," which was to have
the signal honour of bearing us North.