OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Murders, divorces, by-elections and new insurance schemes from time to

time occupy the most conspicuous columns of the daily Press and receive

our deep attention, but these things occur suddenly and are soon

forgotten. Civil war in Mexico preceded and outlives them all as a

matter of sensation, and the psychological moment in the career of that

other "distressful country" is interminable. How the revolutions began,

in what manner they continue and when they are likely to end, are

questions which agitate the minds of men when they read their morning

papers at breakfast, their evening papers after dinner and their reviews

over the week-end. It was obvious that some qualified student of affairs

should forget the events of the moment, visit Mexico at whatever risk to

himself, personally witness the internecine squabbles in progress, and,

if he was lucky enough to survive the experience, write up the matter in

a compact and entertaining volume for our better understanding of the

whole. Having regard to the present condition of the country as I now

understand it, I should say there was no rush of applications for the

job; certainly if my Editor should ask me to go out there and test the

accuracy of Mr. H. HAMILTON FYFE'S observations, as expressed in _The

Real Mexico: a Study on the Spot_ (HEINEMANN), I should at once discover

an important engagement to prevent my accepting his kind invitation. Mr.

FYFE'S narrative is, however, too graphic and his description too real

to admit of doubt; I am glad that there was no competition and his

subject has been left to be dealt with by the best man for the purpose.

Given the title of the book and the name of the author, there is no more

need of recommendation to the English public; but I beg Messrs. WILSON

and BRYAN (of the U.S.A.) to read, mark, learn and, if their physique is

capable of the feat, inwardly digest it. They should know, in glaring

detail, the ills general and individual resulting from what the American

resident in Mexico calls their "grape-juice" policy.

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Four imprisonments of varying lengths, one of them including forcible

feeding, presumably give Lady CONSTANCE LYTTON a right to record her

experiences, and the chronicle she presents in _Prisons and Prisoners_

(HEINEMANN) is telling through its very simplicity and directness. Such

a tale would be hardly likely to prove other than "an indictment of our

existing prison system" (as orators have it); but Lady CONSTANCE LYTTON

is careful to punctiliousness in her recognition of the kindness and

natural sympathy of many of the officials, even while she condemns the

rules and regulations which tend to cramp and stifle the gentler side of

human nature. Still, our prison system has had to stand a good deal of

attack before this. We should most of us be thankful to change it if we

knew how, and I need never despise hints in this direction. The interest

of the book, however, is by far the greatest when it is regarded as a

running commentary on the modern feminist movement. It is impossible to

read such a book seriously without feeling a strong admiration for the

courage, self-sacrifice and resolution it reflects, and at the same time

a quite appalling sense of waste. When a way has been found to apply to

the needs of our bewildered country the powers of such women as form the

heroines of Lady CONSTANCE LYTTON'S book, I for one shall not be

surprised if things begin to happen. But at present the results that

they have achieved, even upon their own showing and apart from all

criticism of methods, seem quite incommensurate with the amount of

trouble and pain.

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In _The Custody of the Child_ (HUTCHINSON) Mr. PHILIP GIBBS has chosen a

difficult theme--the story of a broken home, told from the child's point

of view, and he has handled it like an artist. Of the three books into

which this biography of _Nicholas Barton_ is divided, the first is so

much the best that the second seems a little tame. This was, of course,

inevitable, for the first book is the thunderstorm, the second the

gentle rain which follows it. I have another reason for deriving

particular pleasure from the opening book, and that is that the scene is

laid in a Battersea Park flat. I have long since marked down Battersea

as one of London's most romantic neighbourhoods. To a child, the

curiously mingled intimacy and exclusiveness of life among the

cliff-dwellers of that long road facing the Park, where you drop your

toys out of your front garden (which house-agents call a balcony) and

see them impounded as legitimate gifts that have dropped from Heaven by

a perfect stranger in the front garden of the ground-floor flat, must be

a perpetual wonder. Mr. GIBBS has brought this out so persuasively that

I have shaken hands with him after each sentence. There is not an

incident in Book I. that is not exactly right. The rest of the story,

with its courageous avoidance of unmitigated happiness in the ending,

never fails to arrest, unless for a moment or so in the middle; but for

me at least the real charm of the volume lies in Book I.

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"Let us try to avoid the detestable trick of sentimentality when dealing

with this beloved, presuming, gallant, unhappy man." So Mrs. EVAN NEPEAN

adjures us and herself; and it must be confessed that the warning was

needed. For the man was JAMES, Duke of MONMOUTH, a study of whom she has

written under the title of _On the Left of a Throne_ (LANE); and of all

the Stuarts he is the one about whom it is most difficult to avoid being

sentimental. Mrs. NEPEAN has perhaps just succeeded, but only just; and

we will agree, therefore, to call her style vividly enthusiastic. She is

quite frankly in love with MONMOUTH throughout. That wonderful,

dangerous beauty fascinates her; and who, looking at the delightful

portraits with which the book abounds, is going to blame her or anyone

else for yielding to its charm? One fortunate result of this attitude is

that the Fairy Prince of the seventeenth century lives again in the pages

of this fervent admirer as he would never have lived in those of a

colder historian. Dancing, riding, hunting, raking and fighting, we are

bound to feel about him much as old PEPYS did, who called him, in a

memorable and picturesque phrase, "skittish and leaping," and, for all

his righteous disapproval, admired with the best. "How he would have

loved flying!" is Mrs. NEPEAN'S very characteristic comment upon a

record of her hero's graceful activities. For one thing especially does

the writer of this study deserve gratitude. She dwells purposely as

little as possible upon the details of the rebellion; but she has made

it her duty to win back for MONMOUTH some of the credit for personal

courage of which popular history has been too ready to deprive him. Here

you may read how, after the short agony of nerves was over, he faced

death with a placid and untheatrical bravery, than which the long

records of the scaffold show nothing finer. It is a profoundly moving

end to a fascinating story.

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