I considered weightily.

“I have in the house at present,” I replied, “several morning suits, a

Norfolk jacket, evening wear, pink silk----”

She tapped impatiently with her foot, shaking a sliver of little drops

from the hem of her gown.

“Or perhaps fishing attire would be----?”

“Don’t be ponderous. Where’s Caroline?”

“Caroline, Miss Dixon, is out with Arthur, and will doubtless return in

much the same state of rainwater as yourself.”

She disappeared towards Carrie’s quarters, her dress making a wet slap

on the door as she whisked round. I rose to prepare brandy during her

absence.

It should be mentioned that I was confined to my room with a slight

attack of rheumatism, which my considerate friends persisted in

regarding as gout. As a matter of fact the affection was purely

muscular, and I indignantly repudiated the fuller flavour of the alleged

complaint. My portliness must not be confounded with decadence.

Disconsolately enough, I had been fingering and sorting old letters,

turning out drawer after drawer of forgotten trifles, and feeling none

the younger in consequence. It was borne in upon me that I had a

history, or some record of trivialities that passed as such; and these

little drifted relics of the past had curiously discounted the glamour

of what was going to happen to-morrow. Except for the unexpected shower,

I should probably have been left to this melancholy occupation all day;

and Millicent’s forced visit was very welcome.

She reappeared in garments of Caroline’s, passable in style, but with

marked qualifications in the fit. She tops Caroline by three inches. I

had often wondered idly where that three inches was accounted for, and

how it was distributed. I knew now.

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