I nodded. I didn’t want to interrupt him.

“And she’s going to have her hair up next birthday,” he went on, “and

then she’ll be quite grown up. I’m a bit sorry it’s all off.”

He threw down the end of his cigarette, and looked round at the balcony

window.

“No,” I said, “it isn’t time for the magic-lantern yet. Half an hour or

so. And you’re almost sorry it’s all off?”

“Well, yes, in some ways,” he replied. “Of course, I get about more than

she does, you know. Men do see more life than girls, don’t they,

Butterfield? I went to a dance the other week, and of course Nellie

can’t go to dances yet. But the men were another set, you know, and the

women--well, it’s not much fun sitting out in a conservatory with

strange women, is it?”

I reserved my opinion on the point, and he went on. He got very

confidential, and by the time he had got through another cigarette he

had my views as to whether it was possible to keep a surreptitious wife

at Eton, whither he was to return shortly. I rather took to Master Ted,

and decided that Carrie and Bassishaw should not have _all_ the fun out

of the magic-lantern. I would willingly have prolonged the talk, but Ted

was glancing nervously at the window, and thought we really should go

in--the youngsters would need looking after.

We went in, in time to catch them playing some game with a closed door

and a piece of mistletoe. I saw no necessity for Carrie and Arthur

Bassishaw joining in, but join in they did, while Miss Nellie looked

intelligently patronising. Ted was right--women did grow up quickly. As

I took a seat beside her I heard Ted whisper to Carrie that her brother

was a brick.

“I hope you are having a good time, Nellie?” I said.

Nellie tossed her curls.

“Of course, real dances are more in your line,” I continued, “but you

can spare an evening for the children now and then.”

Nellie bit her lip; she felt the point keenly.

“I don’t go to dances, Mr. Butterfield,” she said stiffly.

“No?” I inquired blandly. “Well, some people _are_ prejudiced against

dancing. But I see no wrong in it myself. Do you regard dancing as

frivolous?”

She had to make the humiliating confession.

“I don’t know anything about it,” replied Nellie, turning half away. “I

am not allowed to go to dances.”

“Dear me!” I said; “motives of health, doubtless?”

“No, I’m not considered old enough.”

“Oh!” I said, in the tone of one who feels he has pushed his inquiries

too far. “That is a pity. There is such fun at dances--sitting out, you

know, and such things. You can’t have such fun anywhere else.”

Nellie looked a defiant “Couldn’t she, though,” and I considered my

young friend Ted’s affair as good as arranged. I heard her whisper to

Bassishaw later that Mr. Butterfield was a beast.

Carrie came bustling up to ask me to help in the preparations for the

magic-lantern; and shortly afterwards the light was down, and the great

white circle shifting and quivering on the sheet, to the whispering

anticipation of eager children. When, a few minutes later, I had taken

Chris Carmichael on my knee, and the pictures had begun, certain quiet

indications from the back told me that Master Ted was having a good

time. I couldn’t see the young monkeys at it, but I divined from the

brooding peace in that direction that they were hand in hand. Hand in

hand at least.

An hour later the place was quiet once more, and only Carrie, Bassishaw,

and myself were left, gathered round the cold magic-lantern. I looked at

it and shook my head. I had to do it three times before they noticed me.

“What is it now, Rol?” said Carrie.

“Sixteen next birthday,” I said to myself.

“What _are_ you talking about?”

“Used to drop him notes from her bedroom window,” I mused.

“Oh, do shake him, Arthur.”

Arthur shook me. I looked severely at them both.

“I suppose you know what you’ve done,” I said, “you and your

magic-lantern?”

They commenced a look of innocence, but I quelled them.

“If there is an elopement at your house shortly, Bassishaw,” I said,

“you can thank this children’s party. Don’t pretend you didn’t see

them.”

“I’m afraid, Butterfield, do you know, that they are mischievous young

beggars,” replied Bassishaw; “but it’s not our fault.”

“Not your fault!” I said, with rather a touch of scorn, I think, in my

voice; “not your fault! You bring overcharged adolescence together--you

know the moral laxity of sixteen--you know the latent depravity of

female sixteen especially--you provide them with a handy magic-lantern

and every convenience--and it’s not your fault! Well, I did my best to

dissuade you; you have only yourselves to thank. I wash my hands of all

consequences. Don’t blame me.”

It pleased me to throw the responsibility on someone else.

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