CHAPTER II.

RETROSPECT

The brief career of the Volunteer army stands as a unique example for

students of history to marvel at. Urged by a strange series of events,

Ireland, like Cinderella, rose up from her dustheap, and was clad by a

fairy in gorgeous garments. All at once she flung aside her mop, and

demanded to be raised from the three-legged stool in the scullery to

the dais whereon her wicked sister sat. And the wicked sister, being

at the time sorely put about through her own misconduct, embraced her

drudge with effusion on each cheek, instead of belabouring her with a

broom, as had been her pleasant way, vowing that the straw pallet and

short commons of a lifetime were all a mistake, and that nought but

samite and diamonds of the first water were good enough for the sweet

girl. She killed the fatted calf, and drew a fine robe out of

lavender, and grinned as many a spiteful woman will whom rage is

consuming inwardly, registering at the same time a secret oath to drub

the saucy minx when occasion should serve--a not uncommon practice

among ladies.

Events followed one another in this wise. France, natural enemy of

England, had suffered sore tribulation at the hands of my Lord

Chatham, who routed her armies and sunk her ships, and filled his

prisons with the flower of her youth. But my Lord Chatham's mighty

spirit succumbed to chronic gout; an incompetent minister took his

place, whose folly lashed the young colonies of America to rebellion,

and France saw with joy such a blow struck across the face of her too

prosperous rival as brought her reeling to her knees. This was the

moment for reprisals. France breathed again. Quick! she said, a deft

scheme of revenge! How shall we find out the weakest point? We will

invade Ireland which is defenceless, and so establish a raw in the

very flank of our enemy. But Ireland had no idea of tamely submitting

to a hostile French occupation. Unhappily for her, she was never

completely conquered, and was ever over-fond of nourishing wild hopes

of independence--of formal recognition as a nation among nations. To

become a slave to France would be no improvement upon her present

slavery, and she had already been a subject of conflict for centuries.

She cried out therefore to the wicked sister, 'Save me from invasion.

Send me men to garrison my fortresses; ships to protect my harbours.'

But England turned a deaf ear, being herself in a dire strait;

bandaging her own limbs, nursing her own wounds. 'Then,' said

Cinderella, 'give me arms at least. I come of a good fighting stock,

and will even make shift in the emergency to defend myself.' Here were

the horns of a dilemma. Unarmed and undefended, Ireland would of a

surety fall an easy prey to France, which would be a serious mishap

indeed. On the other hand, deliberately to place a weapon in the grasp

of a young sister whom we have wronged and hectored all her life, and

who ominously reminds us that though slavery has curbed her spirit she

comes of a good fighting stock, is surely rash. Forgiveness of

injuries savours too much of heaven for mere daughters of earth, and

it is more than probable that, having repulsed the invader, this child

of warlike sires will seize the opportunity to smite us under our own

fifth rib. However, there was nothing for it but to risk that danger;

so England sent over with a good grace a quantity of arms, and

secretly vowed to whip the naughty jade on a later day for having been

the innocent cause of the difficulty.

That which Britain feared took place. For six hundred years she had

persistently been sowing dragons' teeth in the Isle of Saints, and

perseveringly watering them with blood; and lo, in a night, they rose

up armed men--a threatening host of warriors, who with one voice

demanded their just rights, unjustly withheld so long. England bit her

lips, and parleyed. She felt herself the laughingstock of Europe, and

her humiliation was rendered doubly acute by the dignified bearing of

the new-born battalions. They did not bully; they did not revile.

They calmly claimed their own, with the least little click of a

well-polished firelock, the slightest flutter of a green silk banner.

'To suit your own selfish ends,' they declared, 'you have robbed us of

our trade and suborned our legislature. Give us back our trade; permit

us to reform our senate. You have stripped us of our commerce

piecemeal. Return it, to the last shred. In the days of the first

Tudor, when you were strong and we were weak, a decree of Sir E.

Poyning's became law, whereby we were to be ruled henceforth from

distant London. The operation of all English statutes was to extend to

Ireland; the previous consent of an English Council was necessary to

render legal acts passed at home. By the 6th of George III. this was

made absolute; the Irish senate was decreed to be a chapel of ease to

that of Westminster. When we were weak our gyves were riveted tightly

upon our legs. Now our conditions are reversed; yet claim we nothing

but our own. Bring forth the anvil and the hammer. Strike off with

your own hand these fetters, for we will wear no bonds but those of

equal fellowship. Give us a free constitution and free trade, and let

bygones be bygones.'

Attentive Europe admired the position of Ireland at this moment. A

change was creeping across the world of which this situation was a

natural result. A cloud, like a man's hand, had arisen on the horizon

of America, which in time was to overshadow the globe. A warlike fever

possessed the Irish people. They became imbued with an all-engrossing

fervour, an epidemic of patriotism. The important question was, could

they keep it up? Irish veterans, who had fought under Washington,

returned home invalided, to thrill their audience by the peat fire

with tales that sounded like fairy lore of Liberty and Fraternity and

Freedom of Conscience; to whisper that their country was a nation, not

a shire; that an end must be put to bigotry, that accursed twin-sister

of religion; that if the King of England wished to rule the Isle of

Saints, he must do so henceforth by right of his Irish, not his

English, crown, governing each kingdom by distinct laws according to

its case.

High and low were stricken with the new enthusiasm; some generously,

some driven by shame to assume a virtue which they had not. Laird,

squire, and shopkeeper--all donned the Volunteer uniform. All looked,

or affected to look, to the eagle of America as a symbol of a new

hope. A race of serfs were transformed into a nation of soldiers. Many

really thought themselves sincere who fell away when their own

interests became involved.

And this sudden upheaving was at first without danger to the body

politic. The French Revolution, with its overturning of social grades,

had yet to come. Classes found themselves for a brief space thrown

together, between whom usually a great gulf was fixed, and the

temporary commingling was, by giving a new direction to the mind, for

the mutual benefit of both. The very singularity of such a state of

things (in an age before democratic principles began to obtain) showed

a seriousness of purpose which caused the ruling spirits of the new

military association to carry all before them by the impetus of

self-respect. Their mother had suffered bitterly and long; no one

denied that. The time was come for her rescue. The task was arduous,

but the cause was excellent. It behoved her sons then to raise their

minds above the trammels of the earth--to become Sir Galahads--for was

not their task to the full as pious as the mystic quest after the

Grail? It behoved them, while the holy fervour lasted (alas! man is

unstable at the best, and the Irishman more so than most), to set

their house thoroughly in order, and the powerless English Cabinet

from across the Channel watched the operation with anxiety.

When a wedge is inserted in so unnatural a bundle as this was, it will

speedily fall asunder, and that which was a formidable coalition will

be reduced to a ridiculous wreck. Who was to insert the wedge? Would

time alone do it, or would perfidious aid from London be required?

That it should be inserted somehow, was decided _nem. con_. in London.

Alas! in the moment of supreme triumph, whilst the Volunteers caracole

so bravely down Sackville Street, we may detect grave symptoms of

danger, which argus-eyed England scans with hope, while the Viceroy is

laughing in the Castle.

Ireland had during ages been the butt of fortune. A train of English

kings had entreated her evilly, and the native bards reviewed the sad

story with untiring zeal.

First they sang of Norman thieves--turbulent barons who, troublesome

at home, were despatched to get rid of superfluous energy at the

expense of Keltic princes. They slurred over the reign of the first

Edward, for with him came a deceptive ray of hope. He threatened to

visit the island in person. Had he done so, he would have quelled the

Irish thoroughly, as he did the Welsh, and so have nipped their

delusive dream of freedom in the bud. The most aristocratic race in

the world would have become loyal, for they would have seen the face

of their lord, and the face of royalty is as a sun unto them. But they

did not become loyal, for they saw their lord's face as little then as

they see that of their lady now. Nor he, nor any of the brave

Plantagenets ever came to Ireland, for they were pursuing an _ignis

fatuus_ in France, instead of attending to their own business at home.

Henry V. and Edward III. sought fame, which might not be obtained,

they thought, by obscure squabbling with saffron-mantled savages in a

barbarous dependency.

Events shuffled along in slipshod, careless fashion, till the period

when crook-backed Richard met his end at Bosworth. By that time a

mixed population held undisputed possession of the island--a bastard

race, half Keltic, half Norman. The 'English of the Pale,' or early

settlers, had found Irish brides. They wore the saffron mantle and

spoke the Keltish tongue. But the first Tudor, who had no sympathy

with savages, declared 'this might not be.' He had a spite against

them which he was but too glad to gratify, for in the absence of a

king they had crowned an ape--or rather an impostor, Simnel. In

virtuous indignation, he vowed that it was revolting to see noble

knights reduced to the serfs' level; to which the chiefs replied with

one accord:

'We are no serfs, but freemen, as ye are yourselves; for Ireland was

never conquered, though she did lip-homage.'

The Tudor did not choose to be so bearded. 'Indeed! You were not

conquered?' he said, surprised. 'I will send commissioners who shall

straightway solve for me this riddle.' And he sent Sir Edward

Poynings, who arrived in state, with special instructions to set the

chiefs a-quarrelling.

The guileless princes received the commissioner cordially, who

diligently sowed dissensions, setting race against race, by declaring

(in 1494) that none of English blood might wed a Keltic wife, or hold

communion with the Irishry, or even learn their tongue. O'Neil was

pitted against Geraldine, Desmond against Tyrone, with double-faced

advice; and, his dastardly commission done, Sir Edward bowed himself

away with smiles, leaving behind the celebrated act which bears his

name, and which was as a red rag between the nations ever after, till

it was taken in hand by the Volunteers.

Up to this moment the frequent bickerings which disturbed the

fellowship of the two islands were concerning land or race; but with

the reign of the eighth Henry, the true demon of discord woke to wave

the sword of persecution over the distracted country. The Reformation,

which brought so much trouble on the world, was no kinder to the Irish

than to other nations. Henry, angry with a people who would not do as

they were bid, drove the natives from the holdings which their septs

had held for centuries, away to the wild fastness beyond the Shannon.

(A sinful scheme, which is often fathered upon Cromwell, who has much

besides to answer for.) He ravaged the land with fire and sword,

resolved at least that it should have the peace of death if none other

was attainable; and these tactics his dutiful child Elizabeth pursued,

till her dependency was a waste of blood and ashes. Like her

grandfather, she had a private cause for spite. As a nation, the Irish

declined to be anything but Catholics; and so, refusing to acknowledge

Queen Katherine's divorce, they looked on Anne Boleyn's daughter as a

bastard and a usurper. This prompted her to filial piety. Hardly was

she seated on the throne at Westminster, than she summoned a

parliament in Dublin, and shook her pet prayer-book at the Catholics.

The religion of Christ, the meek and lowly, she preached to them in

this wise. Every layman who should use any prayer-book but her pet one

was to be imprisoned for a year. On each recurring Sunday, every adult

of every persuasion was to attend Protestant service, or be heavily

mulcted for the benefit of her treasury. Not content with crushing

their faith, she let loose a horde of adventurers upon the unhappy

Irish. They fought for their fields as well as their religion. One of

the characteristics of her reign was a spirit of adventure, which

descended in regular gamut from the loftiest heroism to the vilest

cupidity. The eagles sought doubloons on the Spanish main; the

vultures swept down on Ireland with ravenous beaks. Elizabeth's own

deputy wrote thus to her in horror:

'From every corner of the woods did the people come, creeping on their

hands, for their legs would not bear them. They looked like anatomies

of death; they spake like ghosts; they did eat carrion, happy when

they could find them, yea, and one another; in so much that the very

carcases they spared not to scrape out of their graves.'

Indeed, Queen Bess left her dependency a reeking slaughter-house, in

so abject a misery, that when her successor cleared a whole province

to plant it with Scotchmen, the natives made no resistance, but

plodded listlessly away. Is it surprising that their descendants

should have hated England, and its truckling Anglo-Irish Senate?

In due course followed Charles I., who, with the ingrained perfidy of

all the Stuarts, fleeced his Irish subjects, and then cheated them by

evading the graces for which they paid their gold. His creature

Strafford went too far, and they turned as worms will. There was a

grand Protestant massacre in Ulster, an appalling picture of a

vengeance such as a brutalised people will wreak on its oppressor; and

Cromwell took advantage of this as an excuse for still further

grinding down the Catholics. It was a fine opportunity to avenge the

sufferings of Protestants in other lands--the affair of Nantes,

Bartholomew, and so forth. He made a finished job of it, as he did of

most things to which he set his shoulder. It was no felony now to slay

an Irishman, whose very name was a reproach. He was well-nigh swept

from off the earth. Famine and pestilence reigned together alone.

Wolves roamed at will in the dismantled towns. Newly-appointed

colonists refused to build the walls of shattered cities, for the

stench of the rotting bodies poisoned the breeze.

It remained for Orange William and good Queen Anne (neither of whom

could be expected to feel interest in Ireland) to add a finishing

touch, and the Penal Code was a _chef d'[oe]uvre_. Under its sweet

influence no Catholic could dwell in Ireland save under such

conditions as no man who stood erect might bear, and so there

commenced an exodus of independent spirits, who flocked into the

service of France and Germany, and filled the navies of Holland and of

Spain. Thus did British rulers educate their dependency to loving

obedience, by teaching its children to revile the name of law. Verily

it is no wonder that they loathed the English; that they distrusted

British amenities, and looked askance at the half-English upper class.

When the Volunteers determined to regenerate their motherland,

there were two great evils with which they had to cope. Two deep

plague-spots. It remained to be seen whether they were wise enough and

steadfast enough to eradicate the virus. A rotten legislature, an

impossible Penal Code. Could Sir Galahad reform so base a parliament?

Would the champion dare to free the serfs from thraldom? The first was

a Herculean labour, because both Lords and Commons drew much of their

revenue from British ministers; the second was even a more Titanic

task. Possession is nine points of the law, and the soil was in

possession of the small knot of Protestants, who knew that their

existence depended on keeping the majority in chains. Like the

emigrants of the _Mayflower_, they said: 'Resolved, that the earth is

the Lord's, and the fulness thereof; that the Lord hath given the

earth as an heritage unto His saints; and that we are His saints.

_Ergo_: the earth is ours, to have and to hold by pillage and

persecution, and murder, if need be, just as the chosen people of old

seized and held Canaan, the land of promise, flowing with milk and

honey.'

Truly the parliament was a plague-spot fit to gangrene a whole body;

for it in nowise represented the nation, consisting as it did of three

hundred members, seventy-two only of whom were elected by the people.

The rest were nominees of large Protestant proprietors who returned

members for every squalid hamlet on their estates, and kept their

voters in the condition of tame dogs through a constant terror of

ejectment. Of three million Catholics not one had a voice in the

elections; for by law they existed not at all. Like Milton's devils

they occupied no space, while the Protestant angels filled the air

with their proportions.

It was said of the Irish gentry of the last century that they

possessed the materials of distinguished men with the propensities of

obscure ones, which is a picturesque way of admitting that they were

incorrigibly idle. To indolence add poverty and a propensity for

drink, and you have a promising hotbed for the growth of every ill.

The aristocratic pensioners were, as a rule, lapped in excessive

luxury, which could not be kept up without extraneous help; half

English by education as well as origin, they naturally leaned for

protection towards the English Government.

The gentry, ignorant and sensual, were given to profuse hospitality,

regardless of mortgaged acres and embarrassed lands. Dog-boys and

horse-boys hung about their gates; keepers and retainers lolled

upon their doorsteps, together with a posse of half-mounted poor

relations--all of them too genteel to do anything useful--fishing for

the speckled trout by day, drinking huge beakers of claret and

quarrelling among themselves by night, till in many cases there was

little left, after a few years, for the filling of a hundred mouths

beyond a nominal rent-roll and the hereditary curse of idleness. Not a

squire but was more or less floundering in debt, and (his sense of

honour blunted by necessity) only too anxious for a little cash at any

price. Government agents were always conveniently turning up ready and

willing to purchase mortgages and notes of hand, which were duly

stored in the coffers of the Castle as a means of prospective coercion

by-and-by.

With such materials for a national 'Lords and Commons,' it is little

wonder if a sudden revulsion in favour of patriotism on the part of a

body of enthusiasts should threaten to set the country agog. How was

the parliament to be purified? That was the rub. Was it to be exhorted

to virtue gently, or flogged into improvement? The leaders of the

Volunteers had carried their first point with a rush. The parliament

was with them, or feigned to be so. But what if the existence of the

Parliament should come to be threatened? The sincerity of its

professions would be put to a crucial test. Careless lords and

impecunious squires babbled of freedom and cackled of free trade,

because it was become the fashion and pleased the Volunteers. What

cared they for free trade? That was a question which affected the men

of Ulster, to whom commerce was as lifeblood, and who indeed were the

prime workers in this movement. The dissenting traders of Belfast had

demanded a free trade, and British ministers had given way. Therefore

Lords and Commons joined in the popular cry, and pretended that it

interested them. The position was a paradox. Here was all at once a

military supremacy independent of the crown, and ministers in London

were compelled to countenance it. It was humiliating; but their

comfort lay in this. Would the Volunteer leaders allow zeal to

overstep prudence? Probably they would. They might be coaxed by crafty

submission to do so. If a collision could only be brought about

between a self-elected military despotism and an effete but

constitutional senate, there were the materials for such a pretty

quarrel as might produce a repetition of the fate of the Kilkenny

cats. One would devour the other, and England would gloat over the

tails. The British premier made a parade of 'doing something for

Ireland' to oblige the Volunteers.

With a flourish of alarums he repealed some obnoxious laws, which

graceful conduct was received in Dublin with gratitude, till somebody

pointed out that Albion was at her tricks again: whilst seeming

gracefully to give way, she was really strengthening her own position

by establishing a new precedent on the basis of the Poynings statute,

to the effect that such favours were in the gift of England's

Parliament--not Ireland's--and might accordingly be withdrawn at any

time. The Volunteers were furious, Albion was perfidious; the Irish

senate was playing a double game, there was no use in mincing matters

in the way of compromise. England must distinctly abdicate all

parliamentary dominion; parliament must be remodelled on new lines. In

the future the senate must be upright, zealous, independent,

incorruptible; English gold must be as dross; an English coronet hold

no allurement.

As might be expected, the new cry created a commotion. Patriots there

were both in Lords and Commons, who were prepared to sacrifice part of

their income for the general good, but they were few. If pensions were

withdrawn and mortgages foreclosed and proprietors in prison, what

mattered to these last a national liberty? The notion was an insult,

and parliament stood at bay. But the ardour of the Volunteers would

brook no dallying. Ulster, as usual, took the lead. Sharpwitted,

frugal, Scotch, the battalions of the North convened a general

assembly. On Feb. 15, 1782, one of the most impressive scenes which

Ireland ever witnessed took place at Duncannon, where two hundred

delegated volunteers marched two and two, calm, steadfast, virtuous,

determined to pledge themselves before the altar of that sacred place

to measures which might save their motherland or kill her. After

earnest thought, a manifesto was framed--a dignified declaration of

rights and grievances, a solemn statement of the people's will, a

protest against English craft and Irish corruption--inviting the armed

bodies of other provinces to aid in the process of regeneration.

Can you conceive anything more glorious and touching than the quiet

gathering on the promontory of Duncannon? A towering fort frowns down

upon the harbour, commanding a spacious basin formed by the waters of

three rivers. Imagine the simple country gentlemen, the homely

squires, the traders of Belfast, abandoning for a while their vices

and their quarrels, to deliberate sword in hand over the grievous

shortcomings of their brethren. I see them in the gloaming, with

high-collared coats and anxious faces, puzzling their poor brains over

a way out of the labyrinth. The lovely land, stretched out on either

side in a jagged line of coast, whose slopes had been watered to

greenness with blood and tears, must haply be soaked again in the

stream of war. For the last time. Once more--only once--a final

sanctifying baptism which should leave it clean and sweet for

evermore. They penned a temperate document--a dignified manifesto.

Could they be single-minded to the end, or would discord fling her

apple among them?

So soon as the delegates of the North received the concurrence of the

provinces, the senate in Dublin changed its tone, for no immediate

succour could be hoped from England. It affected a complete

patriotism, and made believe to go all lengths with the Volunteers.

Patriots--real and sham--thundered in the House, and were applauded to

the echo. It was impossible to tell who was in earnest and who was

not. First, said the wily senators, make it clear that we are free,

and then by remodelling the Senate we will prove ourselves worthy of

the gift you have bestowed. Grattan towered above all others. He spoke

as one inspired, and the meshes of the web seemed to shrivel before

his breath.

The army patrolled the streets, and review succeeded review in the

Ph[oe]nix Park; the national artillery lined the quays. Loyalty,

Dignity, Forbearance, were grouped round the god of war. All the

virtues, posing around Mars, hovered in ether over Dublin. Never was a

city so happy or so proud. But the English Viceroy, though outwardly

perturbed, was laughing in the Castle while the ignorant people

jigged.

'Fools!' he scoffed. 'The meeting at Duncannon, of which you are so

vain, was but the thin end of the wedge which we were looking for. You

shall be played one against the other--people against parliament and

parliament against people--till you break your silly pates. We stoop

to conquer, as your own Goldy hath it. A little more and you will be

undone. A little, little more!'--and he was right. The Commons, with

mortgages before their eyes, wavered and prevaricated. The Volunteers,

exasperated, openly denounced the senate. The people, taking fire,

vowed they would obey no laws, whether good or bad, which were

dictated under the rose by the perfidious one. The statute-book was

rent in pieces; anarchy threatened to supervene; England prepared to

take possession again. But the Volunteers, sublime at this moment,

came once more to the rescue. They chid the weak and reproved the

strong; even formed themselves into a night-police for the security of

the capital. This hour was that of pride before a fall.

In prosperity they gave way to indiscretion. Enjoying as they did an

unnatural existence, for which the only excuse was transcendent

virtue, it was the more needful for them to be of one mind as to a

chief. But they split on this important point. One party declared for

the Earl of Charlemont, an amiable nobleman of whose mediocrity it was

said that his mind was without a flower or a weed; another was for my

lord of Deny, a bold, unsteady prelate, who, sincere or not, was but

too likely to lead his flock into a quagmire.

They wavered, when to hesitate was to be lost. They did worse; they

dirtied their own nest in a public place. Each rival chief, in his

struggle for supremacy, lost more than half his influence. Tongues

wagged to the discredit of all parties. Sir Galahad, feeling that he

was in the toils of sirens, made a prodigious effort to escape with

dignity. If parliament were not remodelled the fire would end in

smoke. _Coute qui coute_, this must be done at once, or England would

step in triumphant, and dire would be the vengeance. All hands were

quarrelling. Was it already too late? A wild and desperate effort must

be made to regain ground, lost by infirmity of purpose. The

Volunteers, all prudence cast aside, determined to strike a blow in

sledge-hammer fashion. They deliberately decided to send three hundred

of their number in open and official manner to Lords and Commons,

bidding them reform themselves at once; offering even to teach them

how to do it. And so the extraordinary spectacle came to be seen in

Dublin, of two governments--one civil, one military--sitting at the

same moment in the same city--within sight of each other--each equally

resolved to strain every nerve in order that the other might not live.

Sir Galahad blundered woefully! He had concentrated his attention with

all his muddled might and main on the lesser instead of the greater

plague-spot. 'Free Trade' had been his shibboleth, then a 'Reformed

Parliament,' though how it was to be reformed he did not know. It

escaped the shortness of his vision that 'Freedom of Conscience' would

have been the nobler cry. Had he first freed the three million slaves

from the bondage of the half million, the air would have been cleared

for the disinfecting of his senate. But no. He was blind and tripped,

and England saw the stumble. Well might the Viceroy laugh, while he

made believe to tremble, as he thought of the Kilkenny cats.

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