MASTER MONTGOMERY STURTEVANT
Wildly beating the air with a long-handled broom, her cap-frills flying,
her spectacles awry, the Widow Sprigg was vainly endeavoring to restore
peace between Punch, the newcomer, and Sir Philip Sidney, the venerable
Angora cat which had hitherto "ruled the roost."
The pug, with a native curiosity almost as great as Susanna's own, had
slipped from the sitting-room unobserved and had wandered to the warm
kitchen where Sir Philip lay asleep on his cushion, unmindful of
interlopers till an ugly black muzzle was poked into his ribs, and he
found his natural enemy coolly ruffling his silken fur.
Until then, Miss Eunice had boasted of her pet that he was as like his
famous namesake as it was possible for any animal to be like any human
being, and quoted concerning him that he was "sublimely mild, a spirit
without spot." Indeed, Miss Maitland's beautiful "Angory" was one of
the show animals of Marsden. He had been brought to his mistress by a
returning traveller more years ago than most people remembered, and had
continued to live his charmed and pampered life long after the ordinary
age of his kind. With appetite always supplied with the best of food,
his handsome body lodged luxuriously, it was small wonder that hitherto
he had worn his aristocratic title with a gentleness befitting his
historic prototype.
Now, suddenly, the pent-up temper of his past broke out in one terrific
burst; and he bit, scratched, tore, and yowled with all the ferocity of
youth, while Punch, realizing that he had stirred up a bigger rumpus
than even his mischievous spirit desired, vainly sought to elude his
enemy's attacks.
"Why, Philip! Sir Philip!" cried Miss Eunice, stooping to grasp her
favorite's collar, and by his unlooked-for onrush against her own feet
losing her balance and falling to the floor.
"Punch! You bad, bad dog! There--you woman! Don't you dare--don't you
dare to strike him with that awful broom! If he needs punishing--I'll
punish him myself! Oh, what a horrid place, what horrid folks, what a
perfectly fiendish cat!" shrieked Kate, folding both arms tight about
the pug's fat, squirming body, and rushing out-of-doors with him. But by
this time his courage had returned, and, wriggling himself free, he
rushed back to the battle.
[Illustration: "HE NOW LAY STRETCHED UPON HIS OWNER'S LAP AS SHE STILL
SAT ON THE FLOOR"]
Alas! that exciting affair was all over. Sir Philip's unwonted anger had
proved too much for his strength, and, utterly exhausted, he now lay
stretched upon his owner's lap as she still sat on the floor, stroking
and caressing him most tenderly.
Katharine had followed Punch back to the kitchen, and was as startled as
he was proud at the sight before them. Cocking his square head on one
side, curling his tail, wrinkling his nose, and protruding his pink
tongue even more than usual, he regarded his fallen foe with such
comical satisfaction that Katharine's alarm gave place to amusement, and
she laughed aloud. But the laugh died as quickly as it had risen when
Aunt Eunice looked up and said, reproachfully:
"I fear it has killed him, poor fellow!"
"Oh, no, no! A little bit of a scrap like that kill a cat? I thought
they had nine lives, and such a trifle--Why, Punch is as fresh as a
daisy, and that proud! Just look at him!" cried the girl. Yet her
enthusiasm was dashed by the expression of deep sorrow on Miss
Maitland's face, and there were real tears in the widow's eyes as she
now advanced, broom in hand, though without apparent anger, to sweep
Punch out of the room.
Katharine was too surprised to protest, beyond quietly motioning the
broom aside and lifting the now submissive pug to her shoulder, where he
perched calmly contemplative of the disaster he had evoked.
"There, Eunice, don't fret. What can't be cured must be endured, you
know, and even a cat can't die but once. Only he was _such_ a cat! We
sha'n't never see his like again, an'--Take care there, sis! Don't you
know he always hated water?" exclaimed Susanna, resting upon her
broom-handle, and bending above her anxious mistress till a dash from
the dipper deluged both cat and lap.
Yet now full of sympathy and regret Kate did not pause in her work of
restoration, and either the bath did revive Sir Philip or he had been on
the point of recovery, for he suddenly sprang up, shook his drenched
head, and staggered toward his cushion on the hearth, where he lay down
and proceeded to smooth his disordered fur.
Then Kate put her arms around Miss Maitland and helped that lady to her
feet, saying, earnestly:
"Oh, I am so sorry, and I am so glad! but it will never happen again.
Poor old Sir Philip won't be in a hurry to fight, and Punch never does
if he can help it. Do you, you darling?" she finished to the perplexed
dog, which she had unceremoniously dropped from her shoulder when she
had rushed for the water.
The pug gave a funny little wink of one intelligent eye, as if he fully
understood; then slowly waddled across the rag-carpeted floor and curled
himself up at a safe distance from Sir Philip, upon whom he kept a wary
watch. But he was a weary dog by that time, and so glad of warmth and
repose that he left even his own damaged coat to take care of itself for
the present.
However, if he was calm, the Widow Sprigg was no longer so. Kate had not
only drenched the cat and his mistress, but she had left a large puddle
in the very centre of Susanna's "new brea'th" of rag carpet, its owner
now indignantly demanding to know if Miss Eunice "was goin' to put up
with any such doin's? That wery brea'th that I cut an' sewed myself, out
of my own rags, an' not a smitch of your'n in it, an' hadn't much more'n
just got laid down ready for winter. An' if it had come to this that
dogs and silly girls was to be took in an' done for, cats, or no cats,
Angory or otherwise, she, for one, Susanna Sprigg, wasn't goin' to put
up with it, an' so I tell you, an' give notice, according."
During the delivery of this speech the widow's black eyes had glared
through her spectacles so fiercely that the young visitor was alarmed,
and said to Aunt Eunice, appealingly:
"Oh, please don't let her go just because I've come! I'll not stay
myself, to make such trouble, even if you'll have me--and you haven't
said so yet. There's that boarding-school left--"
Miss Maitland ignored the appeal, but looking through the window
remarked to her irate assistant:
"That luggage shouldn't be left on the sidewalk, Susanna. Get Moses to
help you bring it in. If a tramp should happen to pass he might make off
with it."
By which quiet rejoinder Kate understood that she had been "accepted;"
also that the house-mistress was not disturbed by the threat of her
handmaid. Indeed, she discovered afterward that it was the widow's habit
to threaten thus whenever her temper was a trifle ruffled; also, that
nothing save death was apt to sever her relationship with the Maitland
family, which she held far dearer than her own.
"Tramps? Do you have tramps in this out-of-the-way village? I'm afraid
of tramps, myself, and they're about the only things I am really afraid
of," said Kate, following Aunt Eunice back into the sitting-room.
"I never knew one to pass through Marsden, and I've lived here always;
but Susanna has read of them and their depredations, and is constantly
on the lookout for one. Except for the trouble between the cat and dog
she wouldn't have left your things in the street a moment after she had
satisfied her curiosity concerning you. But you will like Susanna when
you have become accustomed to her. A better-hearted woman never lived."
To this assurance the girl replied with a doubtful laugh and the words:
"I never should have dreamed it;" then stationed herself at the window
to watch the proceedings outside.
The Widow Sprigg had vanished through a back kitchen and now appeared
around the corner of the house, having in tow an elderly man, who
followed her with evident reluctance. She had thrown on a "slat"
sunbonnet, and pinned a red shawl about her shoulders, but had shaken
her head so vigorously that the shawl had slipped down and the sunbonnet
back, while the frills of her muslin cap waved blindingly before her
spectacles.
"Who is that? Is he 'Moses'? Does he live here?" asked Kate, laughing
not only at the appearance but behavior of the two.
"Yes. He is my hired man. His name is Moses Jones. He is not as old as
he looks, and is one of our likeliest citizens. He's quite intelligent,
and has even been mentioned for a constable--if Marsden should ever need
one. If enough city people should come here to warrant such an office,"
finished the lady, with unconscious sarcasm.
Kate's head came around with a jerk. "Constable? That's a policeman,
isn't it?"
"Yes."
"And is it only 'city people' who do wrong and need arresting? Because,
you see, I'm a 'city' person myself, and resent that idea!" laughed the
girl, mischievously. Yet the next instant she regretfully observed that
she had again annoyed her dignified hostess.
Indeed, the annoyance was so great that Miss Maitland's brow clouded,
and her eye swept the stylishly garbed small figure at the window with
renewed misgiving. She knew little of the latter-day young folks, with
their study-sharpened intelligence, their habit of repartee, and their
self-assumed equality with their elders. Such few of the Marsden lads
and lasses as visited her belonged to the old-fashioned families, and
were trained to strict habits of obedience, and "to speak when they were
spoken to." They were supposed to have no opinions on any subject save
such as were formed for them by their parents and guardians; and--well,
they were altogether different from this alert, dark-eyed maiden, who
had been in the house less than an hour, yet had already upset it to a
degree!
Kate's gaze had again returned to the scene without, and she had
forgotten her momentary regret, as she observed, from time to time:
"She's the funniest thing I ever saw, and he's funnier than she! He
doesn't want to lift the trunk. No. She doesn't want him to. Yes, she
does. She's getting mad. He won't do it her way. She won't do it his.
They're both coming in and leaving it on the sidewalk. He's saying
something to her and now she's faced about again. Maybe he said 'tramp,'
because she's looking all up and down the street as if she were scared,
and he's laughing. I guess he's laughing--he shakes as if he were, yet
his face is as sober as ever. Now they're off! Here they come. But do
look, Aunt Eunice, oh, do look! He's just barely lifting his end off the
ground, and she's raised hers real high. She's doing the most of the
work, I believe, yet he's crouching down as if he were half-crushed by
the weight. The idea! He sha'n't do that! I won't let any woman be
treated that way!"
Out she sped, leaving all doors open and thus obliging Miss Maitland to
close them after her or let the rooms be cooled by the inrush of wind.
But her swift comprehension of the habits of the two household helpers,
and her vivid description of their present movements, had so amused the
lady that she also took up a point of observation, and was just in time
to see Katharine indignantly push Moses' hand from the trunk-handle and
seize it herself. It was evidently a heavier load than she had expected,
for, at first, her end went down even lower than when Moses held it,
yet she rallied instantly, and with all her might lifted it to a level
with Susanna's, who was as instantly won by this action, and exclaimed,
exultantly:
"There, Moses Jones! What did I tell you? Ain't no heft in it, not a
mite. Nobody but a man--a man--would make such a how-de-do over a trunk.
Just a trunk!"
The infinite scorn of words and manner provoked nothing further from her
"shif'less" housemate than another silent chuckle, and a keen glance at
Katharine from beneath his bushy eyebrows.
Yet he did look a trifle ashamed when his mistress herself opened the
hall door again to admit the trunk-bearers, and without more ado hurried
back to the sidewalk and brought in the rest of the luggage. It was
noticeable that he no longer stooped or affected fatigue; and that as
soon as Susanna let go the trunk at the foot of the stairs he
immediately shouldered it, like the lightest of parcels, and carried it
swiftly above. Then, pausing at the top of the flight, he asked, in a
brisk tone:
"Which room, Eunice?"
"The sitting-room chamber, Moses."
Katharine listened, astonished, then exclaimed:
"Why--I thought he was your 'hired man.' That's servant, isn't it?"
"About the same thing, my dear," answered Miss Maitland, smiling ever
so slightly, and quite conscious that Susanna's black eyes and keen ears
were alert for her reply.
"But he called you by your first name! just as if he were your brother,
or--or--somebody."
"There is little giving of titles in Marsden, Katharine, but that does
not imply any lack of respect. Moses and Susanna and I were schoolmates
together in the little red schoolhouse at the crossroads, and none of
us--none of us--wish to forget it. The same old schoolhouse where your
father learned his letters, and where you will go if you are happy
enough with me to remain. Now, Widow Sprigg, let John's little girl see
what sort of a supper you used to fix for him when he was hungry."
All fancied slight at the term "servant" thus atoned for by the formal
"Widow Sprigg," and her favor swiftly won by Kate's behavior with the
trunk, the housekeeper departed in high good-humor, her cap-strings
flying, spectacles pushed to the top of her head, and cheerily
remarking:
"So she shall, so she shall. I'll show her. For Johnny was the boy to
eat an' enj'y his victuals. 'Twas a comfort to cook for him, he was that
hearty. I'll have it ready in the jerk of a lamb's tail."
Moses came down the stairs and went out "to do his chores," casting
another keen glance at the stranger ascending them with Miss Maitland
to the sitting-room chamber. For the girl's marked resemblance to a boy
he had known and taken fishing many a time, he was inclined to like her;
but because of the probable altered household life, and her swift
perception of his whimsies, equally inclined to dislike; and he shifted
the straw from one side of his mouth to the other, reflecting:
"Well, it's more'n likely she an' Eunice won't gee. Eunice has raised
six seven of her folkses' childern, an' I 'lowed she'd got done; but
there ain't no accountin' for silly women--silly women. Get out, there,
you! Strange that a body can't leave a gate open a single minute here in
Marsden village, without somebody's stray cattle trespassin'. Get out, I
say!"
The plump white cow, which had obtruded its nose through the gateway,
calmly withdrew it and proceeded on its way undisturbed by Moses'
frantic gestures. Miss Maitland's was not the only dooryard in the
village where grass was still abundant, and Whitey knew it.
"That's old Mis' Sturtevant's critter again! She's no right to turn it
loose to feed along the street, that-a-way. Course, she's set Monty to
watch, an' he's gone off a-fishin'. That's as plain as a pike-staff.
Pshaw! Folks so poor they can't feed their stawk hain't a right to keep
any, I declare! When I get to be constable I'll straighten some things
in Marsden township that's terrible crooked now; an' the very first one
I'd complain of or arrest would be that lazy little stutterin' Monty
Sturtevant!"
"W-w-w-wo-would it?"
The voice came from beneath the white lilac bush, but it seemed to come
from the earth, and Katharine, at the just opened sitting-room chamber
window, saw the whole affair, and laughed aloud.
Her laughter startled the intruder as much as he had startled Moses, and
he came out of hiding, demanding:
"W-w-who's t-t-that? Aunt Eu-Eu-Eu-Eunice got comp-p-pany?"
"Yes. But that's no concern of yours," snapped the hired man, "and you
best go 'tend your cow;" finishing his advice with a threatening nod.
"Oh, f-f-f-fudge! Wait till you get to _be_ co-co-constable, then shake
your h-head. W-w-who is it, I say?"
"I hain't been told, but I 'low she's some cousin forty-times-removed to
Eunice, come to sponge a livin' out of us. But she needn't worry you
none. She hain't come to your house to upset things."
"G-g-glad of it!" returned this ungallant young Marsdenite. "But say,
Un-un-uncle M-Mose."
"Now, Monty, none o' that. I know what's afoot when any you boys begin
to 'uncle' me, an' I say 'No.' I ain't goin' to give up my night's rest
for a fishin'-trip. You hear me?"
"B-b-but, Uncle Mose! I've got the b-ba-bai-bait all dug, and it'll be
p-p-pr-prime for fishin'. Say, Uncle Mose, we haven't had a s-s-s-single
speck o' fresh me-me-meat 't our house for a w-w-w-week!"
"Montgomery Sturtevant! That ought to make you stutter an' choke! Eunice
sent your grandma a pair o' pullets no longer ago 'n yesterday. You--"
But Monty had already departed to summon his chums for an evening's
sport. Well he and they knew that the shortest road to the hired man's
heart was by the suggestion of hunger; and the surest way to secure
parents' consent was the announcement:
"Uncle Moses'll take us fishin', if you'll let us go."
Moses again turned his face chore-ward; yet it was noticeable that he
paused to examine his "tackle" before he fed the poultry, and that he
softly whistled as he went about his work. He was even first at the
rendezvous, on the old "eddy road;" and though others joined him there,
Montgomery--at once his dearest delight and greatest torment--did not
appear.
Alas! at that moment the impecunious heir of all the Sturtevants was
himself in anything but a whistling mood; and was thinking direful
things concerning a girl with whom he had not yet exchanged a word.
"The h-h-h-hateful young one! Un-un-uncle Mose said 'none o' my
wor-r-ry,' an' that's all he k-k-knew! Plague take her! W-w-what she
come to M-M-Ma-Marsden for an' drive me plumb cr-cr-craz-crazy!"