CHAPTER XLIII

THE RESULT

As soon as the first report of the battle reached me, I telephoned to

Bill Jackson, asking him to come at once to Four Oaks and to bring a man

with him. When he arrived, attended by his big Irishman, my men had

already put one of the farm teams to a great farm wagon, and had filled

the box nearly full of hay. We gave Jackson a hurried account of the

fight and asked him to go at once and offer relief to the wounded,--if

such relief were needed. Jackson was willing enough to go, but he was

greatly disappointed that he had missed the fight; it seemed unnatural

that there should be a big fight in his neighborhood and he not in it.

"I'd give a ten-acre lot to have been with you, lads," said the big

farmer as he started off.

Word had been sent to Dr. High to be ready to care for some broken

heads. Two hours later I drove to the Inn at Exeter and found the doctor

just commencing the work of repair. Thirteen men had been brought in by

the wagon, twelve of them more or less cut and bruised about the head,

and all needing some surgical attention. The thirteenth man was stone

dead. A terrific blow on the back of the head had crushed his skull as

if it had been an egg-shell, and he must have died instantly. After

looking this poor fellow over to make sure that there was no hope for

him, we turned our attention to the wounded. The barn had been turned

into a hospital, and in two hours we had a dozen sore heads well cared

for, and their owners comfortably placed for the night on soft hay

covered by blankets from the Inn. Mrs. French brought tea and gruels for

the thirsty, feverish fellows, and we placed Otto and the big Irishman

on duty as nurses for the night. The coroner had been summoned, and

arrived as we finished our work. He was an energetic official, and lost

no time in getting a jury of six to listen to the statements which the

wounded men would give. To their credit be it said that every one who

gave testimony at all, gave it to the effect that the miners were

crazy-drunk, that they stopped the carriage, provoked the fight, and did

their utmost to disable or destroy the enemy. The coroner would listen

to no further testimony, but gave the case to the jury. In five minutes

their verdict was returned, "justifiable and commendable homicide by

person unknown to the jury."

The news of a fight and the death of a miner had reached Gordonville,

where it created intense excitement. By the time the inquest was over a

crowd of at least fifty miners had collected near the barn. Much

grumbling and some loud threats were heard. Jackson took it upon himself

to meet these angry men, and no one could have done better. Stepping

upon a box which raised him a foot or two above the crowd, he said:--

"See here, fellows, I want to say a word to you. My name's Jackson--Bill

Jackson; perhaps some of you know me. If you don't, I'll introduce

myself. I wasn't in this fight,--worse luck for me! but I am wide open

for engagements in that line. Some one inside said that this gang must

be conciliated, and I thought I would come out and do it. I understand

that you feel sore over this affair,--it's natural that you should,--but

you must remember that those boys out at Four Oaks couldn't accommodate

all of you. If you wouldn't mind taking me for a substitute, I'll do my

level best to make it lively for you. You don't need cards of

introduction to me; you needn't be American citizens; you needn't speak

English; all you have to do is to put up your hands or cock your hats,

and I'll know what you mean. If any of you thinks he hasn't had his

share of what's been going on this afternoon, he may just call on Bill

Jackson for the balance. I want to conciliate you if I can! I'm a

good-tempered man, and not the kind to pick a quarrel; but if any of you

low-lived dogs are looking for a fight, I'm not the man to disappoint

you! I came out here to satisfy you in this matter and to send you home

contented, and, by the jumping Jews! I'll do it if I have to break the

head of every dog's son among you! They told me to speak gently to you,

and by thunder, I've done it; but now I'm going to say a word for

myself!

"A lot of your dirty crowd attacked two of the decentest men in the

county when they were riding with ladies; one of the gang got killed and

the rest got their skulls cracked. Would these boys fight for the girls

they had with them? Hell's blazes! I'll fight for just thinking of it!

Just one of you duffers say 'boo' to me! I'm going right through you!"

Jackson sprang into the crowd, which parted like water before a strong

swimmer. He cocked his hat, smacked his fists, and invited any or all to

stand up to him. He was crazy for a fight, to get even with Jack and

Jarvis; but no one was willing to favor him. He marched through the gang

lengthways, crossways, and diagonally, but to no purpose. In great

disgust he returned to the barn and reported that the crowd would not be

"conciliated." When we left, however, there were no miners to be seen.

It was after one o'clock in the morning when I reached home. Going

directly to the room occupied by the boys, I met Polly on the stairs.

"I'm glad you've come," said she, "for I can't do a thing with those

boys; they are too wild for any use."

Entering the room, I found the lads in bed, but hilarious. They had

sent for Lars and had filled him full of hot stuff and commendation. He

was sitting on the edge of a chair between the two beds, his honest eyes

bulging and his head rolling from the effects of unusual potations. The

lads had tasted the cup, too, but lightly; their high spirits came from

other sources. Victories in war and in love deserve celebration; and

when the two are united, a bit of freedom must be permitted. They sat

bolt upright against the heads of their beds with flushed faces and

shining eyes. They shouted Greek and Latin verse at the bewildered

Swede; they gave him the story of Lars Porsena in the original, and then

in bad Swedish. They called him Lars Porsena,--for had he not fought

gallantly? Then he was Gustavus Adolphus,--for had he not come to the

aid of the Protestants when they were in sore need? And then things got

mixed and the "Royal Swede" was Lars Adolphus or Gustavus Porsena Viking

all in one. The honest fellow was more than half crazed by strong

waters, incomprehensible words, and "jollying up" which the young chaps

had given him.

"See here, boys, don't you see that you're sending your noble Swede to

his Lutzen before his time,--not dead, indeed, but dead drunk? This

isn't the sort of medicine for either of you; you should have been

asleep three hours ago. I'll take your last victim home."

We heard no more from any of the fighters until nine in the morning. In

looking them over I found that the Swede had as sore a head as either of

the others, though he had never taken a blow.

Many friends came to see the boys during the days of their seclusion, to

congratulate them on their fortunate escape, and to compliment them on

their skill and courage. The lads enjoyed being made much of, and their

convalescence was short and cheerful. Of course Sir Tom was the most

constant and most enthusiastic visitor. The warm-hearted Irishman loved

the boys always, but now he seemed to venerate them. The successful club

fight appealed to his national instincts as nothing else could have

done.

"With twenty years off and a shillalah in me hand I would have been

proud to stand with you. By the Lord, I'm asking too much! I'll yield

the twenty years and only ask for the stick!" And his cane went whirling

around his head, now guarding, now striking, and now with elaborate

flourishes, after the most approved Donny-brook fashion.

"But, me friend Jarvis, what is this you have on your face? Pond's

Extract! Oh, murder! What is the world coming to when fresh beef and

usquebaugh are crowded to the wall by bad-smelling water! Look at me

nose; it is as straight as God made it, and yet many a time it has been

knocked to one side of me face or spread all over me features. Nothing

but whiskey and raw beef could ever coax it back! It's God's mercy if

you are not deformed for life, me friend. Such privileges are not to be

neglected with impunity. Let me bathe your face with whiskey and put a

beef-steak poultice after it, and I'll have you as handsome as a girl in

three days."

"Give me the steak and whiskey inside and I'll feel handsome at once,"

said Jarvis.

"Oh, the rashness of youth!" said Sir Tom. "But I'll not say a word

against it. Youth is the greatest luck in the world, and I'll not copper

it."

And then our sporting friend grew reminiscent and told of a time at

Limmer's when the marquis and he occupied beds in the same room, not

unlike our boys' room--only smoky and dingy--and poulticed their

battered faces with beef, and used usquebaugh inside and outside, after

ten friendly rounds.

"Queensbary's nose never resumed entirely after that night, but mine

came back like rubber. Maybe it was the beef--maybe it was usquebaugh;

me own preference is in favor of the latter."

Sir Tom came every day so long as the boys were confined to the place,

and each day he was able to develop some new incident connected with the

battle which called for applause. After hearing Lars tell his story for

the fourth time, he gave him a ten-dollar note, saying:--

"You did nobly for a Swede, Mr. Gustavus Adolphus, but I would give ten

tenners to have had your place and your shillalah,--a Swede for a

match-lock, but an Irishman for a stick."

Jack had hardly recovered when he was waited on by a committee from the

mine with a request that he would make another speech. He was asked to

make good his offer of bonding the property, and also to formulate a

plan of cooperation for the guidance of the men. Jack had the plans for

a cooperative mining village well digested, and was anxious to get them

before the miners. As soon as he was fit he went to Gordonville to try

to organize the work. Jarvis of course went with him, and Bill Jackson

and Sir Tom would not be denied; they did not say so, but they looked as

if they thought some diversion might be found. In spite of the influence

of strong whiskey, however, the meeting passed off peacefully. The

results that grew from this effort at reformation were so great and so

far-reaching that they deserve a book for their narration.

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