CHAPTER XVII

WHAT SHALL WE ASK OF THE HEN?

Sam Jones, the chicken-loving man, was as pleased as a boy with a new

top when I began to talk of a hen plant. He had a lot of practical

knowledge of the business, for he had _failed_ in it twice; and I could

furnish any amount of theory, and enough money to prevent disaster.

In his previous attempts he had invested nearly all his small capital in

a plant that might yield two hundred eggs a day; he had to buy all foods

in small quantities, and therefore at high prices; and he had to give

his whole time to a business which was too small and too much on the

hand-to-mouth order to give him a living profit. My theory of the

business was entirely different. I could plan for results, and, what was

more to the point, I could wait for them. Mistakes, accidents, even

disasters, were disarmed by a bank account; my bread and butter did not

depend upon the temper of a whimsical hen. The food would cost the

minimum. All grains and green food, and most of the animal food, in the

form of skim milk, would be furnished by the farm. I meant also to

develop a plant large enough to warrant the full attention of an

able-bodied man. I felt no hesitation about this venture, for I did not

intend to ask more of my hens than a well-disposed hen ought to be

willing to grant.

I do not ask a hen to lay a double-yolk every day in the year. That is

too much to expect of a creature in whom the mother instinct is

prominent, and who wishes also to have a new dress for herself at least

once in that time. I do not wish a hen to work overtime for me. If she

will furnish me with eight dozen of her finished product per annum, I

will do the rest. Whatever she does more than that shall redound to her

credit. Two-hundred-eggs-a-year hens are scarcer than hens with teeth,

and I was not looking for the unusual. A hen can easily lay one hundred

eggs in three hundred and sixty-five days, and yet find time for

domestic and social affairs. She can feel that she is not a subject for

charity, while at the same time she retains her self-respect as a hen of

leisure.

I have the highest regard for this domestic fowl, and I would not for a

great deal impose a too arduous task upon her. I feel like encouraging

her in her peculiar industry, for which she is so eminently fitted, but

not like forcing her into strenuous efforts that would rob her of

vivacity and dull her social and domestic impulses. No; if the hen will

politely present me with one hundred eggs a year, I will thank her and

ask no more. Some one will say: "How can you make hens pay if they don't

lay more than eight dozen eggs a year? Eggs sometimes sell as low as

twelve cents per dozen."

Four Oaks hens never have laid one-cent eggs, and never will. They would

quit work if such a price were suggested. Ninety per cent of the eggs

from Four Oaks have sold for thirty cents or more per dozen, and the

demand is greater than the supply. The Four Oaks certificate that the

egg is not thirty-six hours old when it reaches the egg cup, makes two

and a half cents look small to those who can afford to pay for the best.

To lack confidence in the egg is a serious matter at the breakfast

table, and a person who can insure perfect trust will not lack

patronage. If, therefore, a hen will lay eight dozen eggs, she is

welcome to say to an acquaintance: "I have just handed the Headman a

two-dollar bill," for she knows that I have not paid fifty cents for her

food.

Of course the wages of the hen man and his food and the interest on the

plant must be counted, but I do not propose to count them twice. Four

Oaks is a factory where several things are made, each in a measure

dependent on, and useful to, the others, and we cannot itemize costs of

single products because of this mutual dependence. I feel certain that I

could not drop one of the factory's industries without loss to each of

the others. For this reason I kept a very simple set of books. I charged

the farm with all money spent for it, and credited it with all moneys

received. Even now I have no very definite knowledge of what it costs

to keep a hen, a hog, or a cow; nor do I care. Such data are greatly

influenced by location, method of getting supplies, and market

fluctuations. I furnish most of my food, and my own market. My crops

have never entirely failed, and I take little heed whether they be large

or small. They are not for sale as crops, but as finished products. I am

not willing to sell them at any price, for I want them consumed on the

place for the sake of the land.

Corn has sold for eighty cents a bushel since I began this experiment,

yet at that time I fed as much as ever and was not tempted to sell a

bushel, though I could easily have spared five thousand. When it went

down to twenty-eight cents, I did not care, for corn and oats to me are

simply in transition state,--not commodities to be bought or sold. They

cost me, one year with another, about the same. An abundant harvest

fills my granaries to overflowing; a bad harvest doesn't deplete them,

for I do not sell my surplus for fear that I, too, may have to buy out

of a high market. I have bought corn and oats a few times, but only when

the price was decidedly below my idea of the feeding value of these

grains. I can find more than twenty-eight cents in a bushel of corn, and

more than eighteen cents in thirty-two pounds of oats. But I am away off

my subject. I began to talk about the hen plant, and have wandered to my

favorite fad,--the factory farm.

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