A LITTLE POLITICS
Elsie, when she came down to breakfast next morning, was quieter than
usual, and to the joking questions of Captain Jerry and Captain Perez,
who were curious concerning her “errand” of the previous evening, and
who pretended to believe that she had gone to a dance or “time” with
some “feller” unknown, she gave evasive, but good-humored replies.
Captain Eri was on his usual fishing trip, and after breakfast was over
Perez departed to the Barry place, and Jerry to his beloved schoolhouse.
The sacrifice, whose impending matrimonial doom had not been mentioned
for some time by the trio interested, was gradually becoming his own
garrulous self, and his principal topic of conversation recently had
been the coming marriage of the “upstairs teacher”--that is, the lady
who presided over the grammar grade of the school--and the question of
her probable successor. In fact, this question of who the new teacher
was to be was the prevailing subject of surmise and conjecture in the
village just then.
When Captain Jerry came back to the house he went out to the barn to
feed Lorenzo and the hens, and attend to Daniel's toilet. He was busy
with the curry-comb when Elsie came in. She seated herself on a box, and
watched the performance for a while without speaking. The Captain, who
took this part of his duties very seriously, was too intent on crimping
Daniel's rather scraggy forelock to talk much. At length Miss Preston
broke the silence.
“Captain Jerry,” she said, “you have never told me just where you found
grandfather that night when he was taken sick. On the hill back of the
post-office, wasn't it?”
“Yes, jest on the top. You see, he'd fell down when he was runnin' to
the fire.”
“Captain Eri found him, didn't he?”
“Yep. Whoa there, Dan'l; stand still, can't you? Yes, Eri found him.”
“How was he dressed?”
“Who? John? Oh, he was bareheaded and in his shirtsleeves, jest as he
run outdoors when he heard the bell. Queer, he didn't put on that
old white hat of his. I never knew him to be without it afore; but a
feller's li'ble to forgit 'most anything a night like that was. Did Eri
tell you how Perez forgot his shoes? Funniest thing I ever see, that
was.”
He began the story of his friend's absent-mindedness, but his companion
did not seem to pay much attention to it. In fact, it was evident that
her thoughts were somewhere else, for when the Captain asked her a
question that plainly called for a negative, she replied “Yes,” very
calmly, and didn't seem to know that she had said it. She went into
the house soon after and Captain Jerry, after considering the matter,
decided that she was probably thinking of Hazeltine. He derived much
comfort from the idea.
When he, too, entered the dining room, Elsie said to him:
“Oh, Captain Jerry! Please don't tell the others that I asked about
grandfather. They would think that I was worrying, and I'm not, a bit.
You won't mention it, will you? Just promise, to please me.”
So the Captain promised, although he did not understand why it was asked
of him.
When Captain Eri came home that afternoon, and was cleaning his catch at
the shanty, he was surprised to receive a call from Miss Preston.
“Hello!” he exclaimed. “Come to l'arn the trade?”
Elsie smiled, and disclaimed any intention of apprenticeship.
“Captain Eri,” she said, “I want to have a talk with you, a business
talk.”
The Captain looked at her keenly. All he said, however, was, “You don't
tell me!”
“Yes, I want to talk with you about getting me a position.”
“A position?”
“Yes, I've been thinking a great deal lately, and, now that grandfather
seems to be a little better, and I'm not needed to help take care of
him, I want to do something to earn my living.”
“Earn your livin'? Why, child alive, you don't need to do that. You
ain't a mite of trouble at the house; fact is, I don't know how we'd get
along without you, and, as for money, why I cal'late your grandpa ain't
so poor but what, if I let you have a little change once in a while,
he'd be able to pay me back, when he got better.”
“But I don't want to use your money or his either. Captain Eri, you
don't know what he has done for me ever since I was a little girl. He
has clothed me and given me an education, and been so kind and good
that, now that he is ill and helpless, I simply can't go on using his
money. I can't, and I won't.”
The tears stood in the girl's eyes, as she spoke, and the Captain,
noticing her emotion, thought it better to treat the matter seriously,
for the present at any rate.
“All right,” he said. “'Independence shows a proper sperit and saves
grocery bills,' as old man Scudder said when his wife run off with the
tin-peddler. What kind of a place was you thinkin' of takin'?”
“I want to get the appointment to teach in the grammar school here. Miss
Nixon is going to be married, and when she leaves I want her place--and
I want you to help me get it.”
Captain Eri whistled. “I want to know!” he exclaimed. Then he said,
“Look here, Elsie, I don't want you to think I'm tryin' to be cur'ous
'bout your affairs, or anything like that, but are you sure there ain't
some reason more 'n you've told me of for your wantin' this place? I
ain't no real relation of yours, you understand, but I would like to
have you feel that you could come to me with your troubles jest the
same as you would to your grandpa. Now, honest and true, ain't there
somethin' back of this?”
It was only for a moment that Elsie hesitated, but that moment's
hesitation and the manner in which she answered went far toward
confirming the Captain's suspicions.
“No, Captain Eri,” she said. “It is just as I've told you. I don't want
to be dependent on grandfather any longer.”
“And there ain't a single other reason for--Of course, I ought to mind
my business, but--Well, there! what was it you wanted me to do? Help you
git the place?”
“Yes, if you will. I know Captain Perez has said that you were
interested in the town-meetings and helped to nominate some of the
selectmen and the school-committee, so I thought perhaps, if you used
your influence, you might get the position for me.”
“Well, I don't know. I did do a little electioneerin' for one or two
fellers and maybe they'd ought to be willin' to do somethin' for me.
Still, you can't never tell. A cat 'll jump over your hands if she knows
there's a piece of fish comin' afterwards, but when she's swallowed that
fish, it's a diff'rent job altogether. Same way with a politician. But,
then, you let me think over it for a spell, and p'raps to-morrow we'll
see. You think it over, too. Maybe you'll change your mind.”
“No, I shan't change my mind. I'm ever and ever so much obliged to you,
though.”
She started toward the door, but turned impulsively and said, “Oh,
Captain Eri, you don't think that I'm ungrateful, do you? You nor
Captain Perez nor Captain Jerry won't think that I do not appreciate
all your kindness? You won't think that I'm shirking my duty, or that
I don't want to help take care of grandfather any longer? You won't?
Promise me you won't.”
She choked down a sob as she asked the question.
Captain Eri was as much moved as she was. He hastened to answer.
“No, no, no!” he exclaimed. “Course we won't do no such thing. Run right
along, and don't think another word about it. Wait till to-morrer. I'll
have a plan fixed up to land that school-committee, see if I don't.”
But all that evening he worked at the model of the clipper, and the
expression on his face as he whittled showed that he was puzzled, and
not a little troubled.
He came back from his fishing next day a little earlier than usual,
changed his working-clothes for his second best suit, harnessed Daniel
into the buggy, and then came into the house, and announced that he was
going over to the Neck on an errand, and if Elsie wanted to go with him,
he should be glad of her company. As this was but part of a pre-arranged
scheme, the young lady declared that a ride was just what she needed.
Captain Eri said but little, as they drove up to the “main road”; he
seemed to be thinking. Elsie, too, was very quiet. When they reached the
fruit and candy shop, just around the corner, the Captain stopped the
horse, got down, and went in. When he came out he had a handful of
cigars.
“Why, Captain Eri,” said Elsie, “I didn't know that you smoked cigars. I
thought a pipe was your favorite.”
“Well, gin'rally speakin', 'tis,” was the answer, “but I'm
electioneerin' now, and politics without cigars would be like a chowder
without any clams. Rum goes with some kind of politics, but terbacker
kind of chums in with all kinds. 'Tain't always safe to jedge a
candidate by the kind of cigars he gives out neither; I've found that
out.
“Reminds me of a funny thing that Obed Nickerson told me one time. Obed
used to be in politics a good deal up and down the Cape, here, and he
had consider'ble influence. 'Twas when Bradley up to Fall River was
runnin' for Congress. They had a kind of pow-wow in his office--a whole
gang of district leaders--and Obed he was one of 'em. Bradley went to
git out the cigar-box, and 'twas empty, so he called in the boy that
swept out and run errands for him, give the youngster a ten-dollar bill,
and told him to go down to a terbacker store handy and buy another box.
Well, the boy, he was a new one that Bradley'd jest hired, seemed kind
of surprised to think of anybody's bein' so reckless as to buy a whole
box of cigars at once, but he went and pretty soon come back with the
box.
“The old man told him to open it and pass 'em round. Well, everybody
was lookin' for'ard to a treat, 'cause Bradley had the name of smokin'
better stuff than the average; but when they lit up and got a-goin',
Obed said you could see that the gang was s'prised and some disgusted.
The old man didn't take one at fust, but everybody else puffed away, and
the smoke and smell got thicker 'n' thicker. Obed said it reminded him
of a stable afire more 'n anything else. Pretty soon Bradley bit the end
of one of the things and touched a match to it. He puffed twice--Obed
swears 'twa'n't more'n that--and then he yelled for the boy.
“'For the Lord's sake!' he says, 'where'd you git them cigars?' Well,
it come out that the boy hadn't told who the cigars was for, and he'd
bought a box of the kind his brother that worked in the cotton mill
smoked. Obed said you'd ought to have seen Bradley's face when the
youngster handed him back seven dollars and seventy-five cents change.”
They reached that part of Orham which is called the Neck, and pulled
up before a small building bearing the sign “Solomon Bangs,
Attorney-at-Law, Real Estate and Insurance.” Here the Captain turned to
his companion and asked, “Sure you haven't changed your mind, Elsie? You
want that school-teachin' job?”
“I haven't changed my mind, Captain Eri.”
“Well, I wanted to be sure. I should hate to ask Sol Bangs for anything
and then have to back out afterwards. Come on, now.”
Mr. Soloman Bangs was the chairman of the Orham school-committee. He was
a short, stout man with sandy side-whiskers and a bald head. He received
them with becoming condescension, and asked if they wouldn't sit down.
“Why, I've got a little bus'ness I want to talk with you 'bout,
Sol,” said the Captain. “Elsie, you set down here, and make yourself
comf'table, and Sol and me 'll go inside for a minute.”
As he led the way into the little private office at the back of the
building, and seemed to take it for granted that Mr. Bangs would follow,
the latter gentleman couldn't well refuse. The private office was
usually reserved for interviews with widows whose homestead mortgages
were to be foreclosed, guileless individuals who had indorsed notes
for friends, or others whose business was unpleasant and likely to
be accompanied with weeping or profanity. Mr. Bangs didn't object to
foreclosing a mortgage, but he disliked to have a prospective customer
hear the dialogue that preceded the operation.
On this occasion the door of the sanctum was left ajar so that Elsie,
although she did not try to listen, could not very well help hearing
what was said.
She heard the Captain commenting on the late cranberry crop, the
exceptionally pleasant weather of the past month, and other irrelevant
subjects. Then the perfumes of the campaign cigars floated out through
the doorway.
“Let's see,” said Captain Eri, “when's town meetin' day?”
“First Tuesday in December,” replied Mr. Bangs.
“Why, so 'tis, so 'tis. Gittin' pretty nigh, ain't it? What are you
goin' to git off the school-committee for?”
“Me? Get off the committee? Who told you that?”
“Why, I don't know. You are, ain't you? Seems to me I heard Seth Wingate
was goin' to run and he's from your district, so I thought, of course--”
“Is Seth going to try for the committee?”
“Seth's a good man,” was the equivocal answer.
“A good man! He ain't any better man than I am. What's he know about
schools, or how to run 'em?”
“Well, he's pretty popular. Folks like him. See here, Sol; what's this
'bout your turnin' Betsy Godfrey off her place?”
“Who said I turned her off? I've been carrying that mortgage for so long
it's gray-headed. I can't be Santa Claus for the whole town. Business is
business, and I've got to look out for myself.”
“Ye-es, I s'pose that's so. Still, folks talk, and Seth's got lots of
friends.”
“Eri, I ain't denying that you could do a heap to hurt me if you wanted
to, but I don't know why you should. I've always been square with you,
far's I know. What have you got against me?”
“Oh, nuthin', nuthin'! Didn't I hear you was tryin' to get that Harniss
teacher to come down here and take Carrie Nixon's place when she got
married?”
“Well, I thought of her. She's all night, isn't she?”
“Yes, I s'pose she is. 'Twould be better if she lived in Orham, maybe,
and folks couldn't say you went out of town for a teacher when you could
have had one right from home. Then, she's some relation of your cousin,
ain't she? 'Course, that's all right, but--well, you can't pay attention
to everything that's said.”
“Could have got one right from home! Who'd we get? Dave Eldredge's girl,
I suppose. I heard she was after it.”
The conversation that followed was in a lower tone, and Elsie heard but
little of it. She heard enough, however, to infer that Captain Eri was
still the disinterested friend, and that Solomon was very anxious to
retain that friendship. After a while the striking of matches indicated
that fresh cigars were being lighted, and then the pair rose from their
chairs, and entered the outer office. Mr. Bangs was very gracious,
exceedingly so.
“Miss Preston,” he said, “Cap'n Hedge tells me that it--er--might be
possible for us--er--for the town to secure--er--to--in short, for us to
have you for our teacher in the upstairs room. It ain't necessary for me
to say that--er--a teacher from Radcliffe don't come our way very often,
and that we--that is, the town of Orham, would--er--feel itself lucky if
you'd be willing to come.”
“Of course, I told him, Elsie,” said Captain Eri, “that you wouldn't
think of comin' for forty-five dollars a month or anything like that. Of
course, 'tisn't as though you really needed the place.”
“I understand, I understand,” said the pompous committeeman. “I think
that can be arranged. I really think--er--Miss Preston, that there ain't
any reason why you can't consider it settled. Ahem!”
Elsie thanked him, trying her best not to smile, and they were bowed
out by the great man, who, however, called the Captain to one side,
and whispered eagerly to him for a moment or two. The word “Seth” was
mentioned at least once.
“Why, Captain Eri!” exclaimed Elsie, as they drove away.
The Captain grinned. “Didn't know I was such a heeler, did you?” he
said. “Well, I tell you. If you're fishin' for eels there ain't no use
usin' a mack'rel jig. Sol, he's a little mite eely, and you've got to
use the kind of bait that 'll fetch that sort of critter.”
“But I shouldn't think he would care whether he was on the
school-committee or not. It isn't such an exalted position.”
Captain Eri's answer was in the form of a parable. “Old Laban Simpkins
that lived 'round here one time,” he said, “was a mighty hard ticket.
Drank rum by the hogshead, pounded his wife till she left him, and was
a tough nut gin'rally. Well, one evenin' Labe was comin' home pretty
how-come-you-so, and he fell into Jonadab Wixon's well. Wonder he wa'n't
killed, but he wa'n't, and they fished him out in a little while. He
said that was the deepest well he ever saw; said he begun to think it
reached clear through to the hereafter, and when he struck the water he
was s'prised to find it wa'n't hot. He j'ined the church the next
week, and somebody asked him if he thought religion would keep him from
fallin' into any more wells. He said no; said he was lookin' out for
somethin' further on.
“Well, that's the way 'tis with Sol. School-committee's all right, but
this section of the Cape nominates a State representative next year.
“I mustn't forgit to see Seth,” he added. “I promised I would, and
besides,” with a wink, “I think 'twould be better to do it 'cause,
between you and me, I don't b'lieve Seth knows that he's been thinkin'
of runnin' for the committee and has decided not to.”
The second member of the school board, John Mullett, was, so the Captain
said, a sort of “me too” to Mr. Bangs, and would vote as his friend
directed. The third member was Mr. Langworthy, the Baptist minister
and, although two to one was a clear majority, Captain Eri asserted that
there was nothing like a unanimous vote, and so they decided to call
upon the reverend gentleman.
They found him at home, and Elsie was surprised, after the previous
interview, to see how differently her champion handled the case. There
was no preliminary parley and no beating about the bush. Miss Preston's
claim to the soon-to-be-vacant position was stated clearly and with
vigor. Also the reasons why she should receive a higher salary than had
previously been paid were set forth. It was something of a surprise to
Elsie, as it had been to Ralph, to see how highly the towns-people, that
is, the respectable portion of them, seemed to value the opinions of
this good-natured but uneducated seaman. And yet when she considered
that she, too, went to him for advice that she would not have asked of
other and far more learned acquaintances, it did not seem so surprising
after all.
The clergyman had had several candidates in mind, but he was easily
won over to Elsie's side, partly by the Captain's argument, and partly
because he was favorably impressed by the young lady's appearance
and manner. He expressed himself as being convinced that she would be
exactly the sort of teacher that the school required and pledged his
vote unconditionally.
And so, as Captain Eri said, the stump-speaking being over, there was
nothing to do but to wait for the election, and Elsie and he agreed
to keep the affair a secret until she received formal notice of the
appointment. This was undoubtedly a good plan, but, unfortunately for
its success, Solomon Bangs called upon his fellow in the committee, Mr.
Mullett, to inform the latter that he, entirely unaided, had discovered
the very teacher that Orham needed in the person of John Baxter's
granddaughter. Mr. Mullett, living up to his “me too” reputation,
indorsed the selection with enthusiasm, and not only did that, but
also told everyone he met, so that Captain Perez heard of it at the
post-office the very next afternoon.
The natural surprise of this gentleman and of Captain Jerry at their
guest's sudden determination was met by plausible explanations from
Captain Eri, to the effect that Elsie was a smart girl, and didn't
like to be “hangin' 'round doin' nothin', now that her grandpa was some
better.” Elsie's own reason, as expressed to them, being just this, the
pair accepted it without further questioning. Neither of them attached
much importance to the letter which she had received, although Captain
Perez did ask Mrs. Snow if she knew from whom it came.
The lady from Nantucket was not so easily satisfied. At her first
opportunity she cornered Captain Eri, and they discussed the whole
affair from beginning to end. There was nothing unusual in this
proceeding, for discussions concerning household matters and questions
of domestic policy were, between these two, getting to be more and more
frequent. Mrs. Snow was now accepted by all as one of the family, and
Captain Eri had come to hold a high opinion of her and her views. What
he liked about her, he said, was her “good old-fashioned common-sense,”
and, whereas he had formerly trusted to his own share of this virtue
almost altogether, now he was glad to have hers to help out.
The marriage idea, that which had brought the housekeeper to Orham, was
now seldom mentioned. In fact, Captain Eri had almost entirely ceased to
ruffle Jerry's feelings with reference to it. Mrs. Snow, of course,
said nothing about it. But, for that matter, she said very little about
herself or her affairs.
It was a curious fact that the lady from Nantucket had never referred,
except in a casual way, to her past history. She had never told how she
came to answer the advertisement in the Nuptial Chime, nor to explain
how so matter-of-fact a person as she was had ever seen that famous
sheet. As she said nothing concerning these things, no one felt at
liberty to inquire, and, in the course of time, even Captain Perez'
lively curiosity had lapsed into a trance.
Mrs. Snow was certain that Elsie's reason for wishing to obtain the
position of school-teacher was something more specific than the
one advanced. She was also certain that the girl was troubled about
something. The root of the matter, she believed, was contained in the
mysterious letter. As Captain Eri was of precisely the same opinion,
speculation between the two as to what that letter might have contained
was as lively as it was unfruitful.
One thing was certain, Elsie was not as she had formerly been. She did
her best to appear the same, but she was much more quiet, and had fits
of absentmindedness that the Captain and the housekeeper noticed. She
had no more evening “errands,” but she occasionally took long walks in
the afternoons, and on these walks she evidently preferred to be alone.
Whether Mr. Hazeltine noticed this change in her was a question. The
Captain thought he did, but at any rate, his calls were none the less
frequent, and he showed no marked objection when Captain Jerry, who now
considered himself bound in honor to bring about the union he had so
actively championed, brought to bear his artful schemes for leaving the
young folks alone. These devices were so apparent that Elsie had more
than once betrayed some symptoms of annoyance, all of which were lost on
the zealous match-maker. Ralph, like the others, was much surprised at
Miss Preston's application for employment, but, as it was manifestly
none of his business, he, of course, said nothing.
At the next committee meeting Elsie was unanimously chosen to fill Miss
Nixon's shoes as trainer of the young idea at the grammar school, and,
as Miss Nixon was very anxious to be rid of her responsibilities in
order that she might become the carefree bride of a widower with two
small children, the shoe-filling took place in a fortnight.
From her first day's labors Elsie returned calm and unruffled. She had
met the usual small rebellion against a new teacher, and had conquered
it. She said she believed she had a good class and she should get on
with them very nicely. It should be mentioned in passing, however, that
Josiah Bartlett, usually the ring-leader in all sorts of trouble, was a
trifle upset because the new schoolmistress lived in the same house
with him, and so had not yet decided just how far it was safe to go in
trespassing against law and order.
Thanksgiving day came, and the Captains entertained Miss Patience Davis
and her brother and Ralph Hazeltine at dinner. That dinner was an event.
Captain Eri and Mrs. Snow spent a full twenty minutes with the driver of
the butcher's cart, giving him directions concerning the exact breed
of turkey that was to be delivered, and apparently these orders were
effectual, for Captain Luther, who was obliged to hurry back to the
life-saving station as soon as dinner was over, said that he was so full
of white meat and stuffing that he cal'lated he should “gobble” all the
way to the beach. His sister stayed until the next day, and this was
very pleasing to all hands, particularly Captain Perez.
They had games in the evening, and here the captains distinguished
themselves. Seth Wingate and his wife, and Mr. and Mrs. Obed Nickerson
came in, as did several other retired mariners and their better-halves.
Obed brought his fiddle and sat in the corner and played the music for
a Virginia reel, and Ralph laughed until he choked to see Captain
Jerry--half of his shirt-collar torn loose from the button and flapping
like a sail--convoy stout Mrs. Wingate from one end of the line to
the other, throwing into the performance all the fancy “cuts” and
“double-shuffles” he learned at the Thanksgiving balls of a good many
years before. Captain Perez danced with Miss Patience, who assured him
she had never had such a good time since she was born. The only scoffer
was the bored Josiah, who, being a sophisticated New Yorker, sat in the
best chair and gazed contemptuously upon the entire proceeding. He told
“Web” Saunders the next day that he never saw such a gang of “crazy
jays” in his life.
Even John Baxter was better that day. He seemed a trifle more rational,
and apparently understood when they told him that it was Thanksgiving.
There would have been no cloud anywhere had not Mrs. Snow, entering her
room after Elsie had gone to bed, found that young lady awake and crying
silently.
“And she wouldn't tell what the trouble was,” said the housekeeper to
Captain Eri, the next day. “Said it was nothin'; she was kind of worried
'bout her grandpa. Now, you and me know it wa'n't THAT. I wish to
goodness we knew WHAT it was.”
The Captain scratched his nose with a perplexed air. “There's one feller
I'd like to have a talk with jest 'bout now,” he said; “that's the
one that invented that yarn 'bout a woman's not bein' able to keep a
secret.”