CORNELIUS WEBB.

Of all the manias of this mad age, the most incurable, as well as the

most common, seems to be no other than the _Metromanie_. The just

celebrity of Robert Burns and Miss Baillie has had the melancholy effect

of turning the heads of we know not how many farm-servants and unmarried

ladies; our very footmen compose tragedies, and there is scarcely a

superannuated governess in the island that does not leave a roll of

lyrics behind her in her band-box. To witness the disease of any human

understanding, however feeble, is distressing; but the spectacle of an

able mind reduced to a state of insanity is of course ten times more

afflicting. It is with such sorrow as this that we have contemplated the

case of Mr. John Keats. This young man appears to have received from

nature talents of an excellent, perhaps even of a superior order--

talents which, devoted to the purposes of any useful profession, must

have rendered him a respectable, if not an eminent citizen. His friends,

we understand, destined him to the career of medicine, and he was bound

apprentice some years ago to a worthy apothecary in town. But all has

been undone by a sudden attack of the malady to which we have alluded.

Whether Mr. John had been sent home with a diuretic or composing draught

to some patient far gone in the poetical mania, we have not heard. This

much is certain, that he has caught the infection, and that thoroughly.

For some time we were in hopes, that he might get off with a violent fit

or two; but of late the symptoms are terrible. The phrenzy of the

"Poems" was bad enough in its way; but it did not alarm us half so

seriously as the calm, settled, imperturbable drivelling idiocy of

"Endymion." We hope, however, that in so young a person, and with a

constitution originally so good, even now the disease is not utterly

incurable. Time, firm treatment, and rational restraint, do much for

many apparently hopeless invalids; and if Mr. Keats should happen, at

some interval of reason, to cast his eye upon our pages, he may perhaps

be convinced of the existence of his malady, which, in such cases, is

often all that is necessary to put the patient in a fair way of being

cured.

The readers of the Examiner newspaper were informed, some time ago, by a

solemn paragraph, in Mr. Hunt's best style, of the appearance of two new

stars of glorious magnitude and splendour in the poetical horizon of the

land of Cockaigne. One of these turned out, by and by, to be no other

than Mr. John Keats. This precocious adulation confirmed the wavering

apprentice in his desire to quit the gallipots, and at the same time

excited in his too susceptible mind a fatal admiration for the character

and talents of the most worthless and affected of all the versifiers of

our time. One of his first productions was the following sonnet,

"_written on the day when Mr. Leigh Hunt left prison._" It will be

recollected, that the cause of Hunt's confinement was a series of libels

against his sovereign, and that its fruit was the odious and incestuous

"Story of Rimini."

What though, for shewing truth to flattered state,

_Kind Hunt_ was shut in prison, yet has he,

In his immortal spirit been as free

As the sky-searching lark, and as elate.

Minion of grandeur! think you he did wait?

Think you he nought but prison walls did see,

Till, so unwilling, thou unturn'dst the key?

Ah, no! far happier, nobler was his fate!

_In Spenser's halls_! he strayed, and bowers fair,

Culling enchanted flowers; and he flew

_With daring Milton_! through the fields of air;

To regions of his own his genius true

Took happy flights. Who shall his fame impair

When thou art dead, and all thy wretched crew?

The absurdity of the thought in this sonnet is, however, if possible,

surpassed in another, "_addressed to Haydon_" the painter, that clever,

but most affected artist, who as little resembles Raphael in genius as

he does in person, notwithstanding the foppery of having his hair curled

over his shoulders in the old Italian fashion. In this exquisite piece

it will be observed, that Mr. Keats classes together WORDSWORTH, HUNT,

and HAYDON, as the three greatest spirits of the age, and that he

alludes to himself, and some others of the rising brood of Cockneys, as

likely to attain hereafter an equally honourable elevation. Wordsworth

and Hunt! what a juxta-position! The purest, the loftiest, and, we do

not fear to say it, the most classical of living English poets, joined

together in the same compliment with the meanest, the filthiest, and the

most vulgar of Cockney poetasters. No wonder that he who could be guilty

of this should class Haydon with Raphael, and himself with Spenser.

Great spirits now on earth are sojourning;

He of the cloud, the cataract, the lake,

Who on Helvellyn's summit, wide awake,

Catches his freshness from Archangel's wing:

_He of the rose, the violet, the spring,

The social smile, the chain for Freedom's sake_:

And lo!--whose steadfastness would never take

A meaner sound than Raphael's whispering.

And other spirits there are standing apart

Upon the forehead of the age to come;

These, these will give the world another heart,

And other pulses. _Hear ye not the hum

Of mighty workings_?--

_Listen awhile ye nations, and be dumb_.

The nations are to listen and be dumb! and why, good Johnny Keats?

because Leigh Hunt is editor of the Examiner, and Haydon has painted the

judgment of Solomon, and you and Cornelius Webb, and a few more city

sparks, are pleased to look upon yourselves as so many future

Shakespeares and Miltons! The world has really some reason to look to

its foundations! Here is a _tempestas in matulâ_ with a vengeance. At

the period when these sonnets were published, Mr. Keats had no

hesitation in saying, that he looked on himself as "_not yet_ a glorious

denizen of the wide heaven of poetry," but he had many fine soothing

visions of coming greatness, and many rare plans of study to prepare him

for it....

Having cooled a little from this "fine passion," our youthful poet

passes very naturally into a long strain of foaming abuse against a

certain class of English Poets, whom, with Pope at their head, it is

much the fashion with the ignorant unsettled pretenders of the present

time to undervalue. Begging these gentlemen's pardon, although Pope was

not a poet of the same high order with some who are now living, yet, to

deny his genius, it is just about as absurd as to dispute that of

Wordsworth, or to believe in that of Hunt. Above all things, it is most

pitiably ridiculous to hear men, of whom their country will always have

reason to be proud, reviled by uneducated and flimsy striplings, who are

not capable of understanding either their merits, or those of any other

_men of power_--fanciful dreaming tea-drinkers, who, without logic

enough to analyse a single idea, or imagination enough to form one

original image, or learning enough to distinguish between the written

language of Englishmen and the spoken jargon of Cockneys, presume to

talk with contempt of some of the most exquisite spirits the world ever

produced, merely because they did not happen to exert their faculties in

laborious affected descriptions of flowers seen in window-pots, or

cascades heard at Vauxhall; in short, because they chose to be wits,

philosophers, patriots, and poets, rather than to found the Cockney

school of versification, morality, and politics, a century before its

time. After blaspheming himself into a fury against Boileau, &c., Mr.

Keats comforts himself and his readers with a view of the present more

promising aspect of affairs; above all, with the ripened glories of the

poet of Rimini. Addressing the names of the departed chiefs of English

poetry, he informs them, in the following clear and touching manner, of

the existence of "him of the Rose," &c.

From a thick brake,

Nested and quiet in a valley mild,

Bubbles a pipe; fine sounds are floating wild

About the earth. Happy are ye and glad....

From some verses addressed to various individuals of the other sex, it

appears, notwithstanding all this gossamer-work, that Johnny's

affectations are not entirely confined to objects purely etherial. Take,

by way of specimen, the following prurient and vulgar lines, evidently

meant for some young lady east of Temple-bar.

Add too, the sweetness

Of thy honied voice; the neatness

Of thine ankle lightly turn'd:

With those beauties, scarce discerned,

Kept with such sweet privacy,

That they seldom meet the eye

Of the little loves that fly

Round about with eager pry.

Saving when, with freshening lave,

Thou dipp'st them in the taintless wave;

Like twin water lilies, born

In the coolness of the morn.

O, if thou hadst breathed then,

Now the Muses had been ten.

Couldst thou wish for lineage _higher_

Than twin sister of _Thalia_?

At last for ever, evermore,

Will I call the Graces four.

Who will dispute that our poet, to use his own phrase (and rhyme),

Can mingle music fit for the soft _ear_

Of Lady _Cytherea_.

So much for the opening bud; now for the expanded flower. It is time to

pass from the juvenile "Poems," to the mature and elaborate "Endymion, a

Poetic Romance." The old story of the moon falling in love with a

shepherd, so prettily told by a Roman Classic, and so exquisitely

enlarged and adorned by one of the most elegant of German poets, has

been seized upon by Mr. John Keats, to be done with as might seem good

unto the sickly fancy of one who never read a single line either of Ovid

or of Wieland. If the quantity, not the quality, of the verses dedicated

to the story is to be taken into account, there can be no doubt that Mr.

Keats may now claim Endymion entirely to himself. To say the truth, we

do not suppose either the Latin or the German poet would be very anxious

to dispute about the property of the hero of the "Poetic Romance." Mr.

Keats has thoroughly appropriated the character, if not the name. His

Endymion is not a Greek shepherd, love of a Grecian goddess; he is

merely a young Cockney rhymster, dreaming a phantastic dream at the full

of the moon. Costume, were it worth while to notice such a trifle, is

violated in every page of this goodly octavo. From his prototype Hunt,

John Keats has acquired a sort of vague idea, that the Greeks were a

most tasteful people, and that no mythology can be so finely adapted for

the purposes of poetry as theirs. It is amusing to see what a hand the

two Cockneys make of this mythology; the one confesses that he never

read the Greek Tragedians, and the other knows Homer only from Chapman,

and both of them write about Apollo, Pan, Nymphs, Muses, and Mysteries,

as might be expected from persons of their education. We shall not,

however, enlarge at present upon this subject, as we mean to dedicate an

entire paper to the classical attainments and attempts of the Cockney

poets. As for Mr. Keats's "Endymion," it has just as much to do with

Greece as it has with "old Tartary the fierce"; no man, whose mind has

ever been imbued with the smallest knowledge or feeling of classical

poetry or classical history, could have stooped to profane and vulgarise

every association in the manner which has been adopted by this "son of

promise." Before giving any extracts, we must inform our readers, that

this romance is meant to be written in English heroic rhyme. To those

who have read any of Hunt's poems, this hint might indeed be needless.

Mr. Keats has adopted the loose, nerveless versification, and Cockney

rhymes of the poet of Rimini; but in fairness to that gentleman, we must

add, that the defects of the system are tenfold more conspicuous in his

disciples' work than in his own. Mr. Hunt is a small poet, but he is a

clever man. Mr. Keats is a still smaller poet, and he is only a boy of

pretty abilities, which he has done every thing in his power to

spoil....

After all this, however, the "modesty," as Mr. Keats expresses it, of

the Lady Diana prevented her from owning in Olympus her passion for

Endymion. Venus, as the most knowing in such matters, is the first to

discover the change that has taken place in the temperament of the

goddess. "An idle tale," says the laughter-loving dame,

A humid eye, and steps luxurious,

When these are new and strange, are ominous.

The inamorata, to vary the intrigue, carries on a romantic intercourse

with Endymion, under the disguise of an Indian damsel. At last, however,

her scruples, for some reason or other, are all overcome, and the Queen

of Heaven owns her attachment.

She gave her fair hands to him, and behold,

Before three swiftest kisses he had told,

They vanish far away!--Peona went

Home through the gloomy wood in wonderment.

And so, like many other romances, terminates the "Poetic Romance" of

Johnny Keats, in a patched-up wedding.

We had almost forgotten to mention, that Keats belongs to the Cockney

School of Politics, as well as the Cockney School of Poetry.

It is fit that he who holds Rimini to be the first poem, should believe

the Examiner to be the first politician of the day. We admire

consistency, even in folly. Hear how their bantling has already learned

to lisp sedition.

There are who lord it o'er their fellow-men

With most prevailing tinsel: who unpen

Their baaing vanities, to browse away

The comfortable green and juicy hay

From human pastures; or, O torturing fact!

Who, through an idiot blink, will see unpack'd

Fire-branded foxes to sear up and singe

Our gold and ripe-ear'd hopes. With not one tinge

Of sanctuary splendour, not a sight

Able to face an owl's, they still are dight

By the blue-eyed nations in empurpled vests,

And crowns, and turbans. With unladen breasts,

Save of blown self-applause, they proudly mount

To their spirit's perch, their being's high account,

Their tiptop nothings, their dull skies, their thrones--

Amid the fierce intoxicating tones.

Of trumpets, shoutings, and belaboured drums,

And sudden cannon. Ah! how all this hums,

In wakeful ears, like uproar past and gone--

Like thunder clouds that spake to Babylon,

And set those old Chaldeans to their tasks.--

Are then regalities all gilded masks?

And now, good-morrow to "the Muses' son of Promise"; as for "the feats

he yet may do," as we do not pretend to say, like himself, "Muse of my

native land am I inspired," we shall adhere to the safe old rule of

_pauca verba_. We venture to make one small prophecy, that his

bookseller will not a second time venture £50 upon any thing he can

write. It is a better and a wiser thing to be a starving apothecary than

a starved poet; so back to the shop Mr. John, back to plasters, pills,

and ointment boxes, &c. But, for Heaven's sake, young Sangrado, be a

little more sparing of extenuatives and soporifics in your practice than

you have been in your poetry.

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