ANONYMOUS ON COLERIDGE

[From _Blackwood's Magazine_, October, 1817]

SOME OBSERVATIONS ON THE "BIOGRAPHIA LITERARIA" OF S. T. COLERIDGE,

ESQ., 1817

When a man looks back on his past existence, and endeavours to recall

the incidents, events, thoughts, feelings, and passions of which it was

composed, he sees something like a glimmering land of dreams, peopled

with phantasms and realities undistinguishably confused and

intermingled--here illuminated with dazzling splendour, there dim with

melancholy mists,--or it may be shrouded in impenetrable darkness. To

bring, visibly and distinctly before our memory, on the one hand, all

our hours of mirth and joy, and hope and exultation,--and, on the other,

all our perplexities, and fears and sorrows, and despair and agony,--

(and who has been so uniformly wretched as not to have been often

blest?--who so uniformly blest as not to have been often wretched?)--

would be as impossible as to awaken, into separate remembrance, all the

changes and varieties which the seasons brought over the material

world,--every gleam of sunshine that beautified the Spring,--every cloud

and tempest that deformed the Winter. In truth, were this power and

domination over the past given unto us, and were we able to read the

history of our lives all faithfully and perspicuously recorded on the

tablets of the inner spirit,--those beings, whose existence had been

most filled with important events and with energetic passions, would be

the most averse to such overwhelming survey--would recoil from trains of

thought which formerly agitated and disturbed, and led them, as it were,

in triumph beneath the yoke of misery or happiness. The soul may be

repelled from the contemplation of the past as much by the brightness

and magnificence of scenes that shifted across the glorious drama of

youth, as by the storms that scattered the fair array into disfigured

fragments; and the melancholy that breathes from vanished delight is,

perhaps, in its utmost intensity, as unendurable as the wretchedness

left by the visitation of calamity. There are spots of sunshine sleeping

on the fields of past existence too beautiful, as there are caves among

its precipices too darksome to be looked on by the eyes of memory; and

to carry on an image borrowed from the analogy between the moral and

physical world, the soul may turn away in sickness from the untroubled

silence of a resplendent Lake, no less than from the haunted gloom of

the thundering Cataract. It is from such thoughts, and dreams, and

reveries, as these, that all men feel how terrible it would be to live

over again their agonies and their transports; that the happiest would

fear to do so as much as the most miserable; and that to look back to

our cradle seems scarcely less awful than to look forward to the grave.

But if this unwillingness to bring before our souls, in distinct array,

the more solemn and important events of our lives, be a natural and

perhaps a wise feeling, how much more averse must every reflecting man

be to the ransacking of his inmost spirit for all its hidden emotions

and passions, to the tearing away that shroud which oblivion may have

kindly flung over his vices and his follies, or that fine and delicate

veil which Christian humility draws over his virtues and acts of

benevolence. To scrutinize and dissect the character of others is an

idle and unprofitable task; and the most skilful anatomist will often be

forced to withhold his hand when he unexpectedly meets with something he

does not understand--some confirmation of the character of his patient

which is not explicable on his theory of human nature. To become

operators on our own shrinking spirits is something worse; for by

probing the wounds of the soul, what can ensue but callousness or

irritability. And it may be remarked, that those persons who have busied

themselves most with inquiries into the causes, and motives, and

impulses of their actions, have exhibited, in their conduct, the most

lamentable contrast to their theory, and have seemed blinder in their

knowledge than others in their ignorance.

It will not be supposed that any thing we have now said in any way bears

against the most important duty of self-examination. Many causes there

are existing, both in the best and the worst parts of our nature, which

must render nugatory and deceitful any continued diary of what passes

through the human soul; and no such confessions could, we humbly

conceive, be of use either to ourselves or to the world. But there are

hours of solemn inquiry in which the soul reposes on itself; the true

confessional is not the bar of the public, but it is the altar of

religion; there is a Being before whom we may humble ourselves without

being debased; and there are feelings for which human language has no

expression, and which, in the silence of solitude and of nature, are

known only unto the Eternal.

The objections, however, which might thus be urged against the writing

and publishing accounts of all our feelings,--all the changes of our

moral constitution,--do not seem to apply with equal force to the

narration of our mere speculative opinions. Their rise, progress,

changes, and maturity may be pretty accurately ascertained; and as the

advance to truth is generally step by step, there seems to be no great

difficulty in recording the leading causes that have formed the body of

our opinions, and created, modified, and coloured our intellectual

character. Yet this work would be alike useless to ourselves and others,

unless pursued with a true magnanimity. It requires, that we should

stand aloof from ourselves, and look down, as from an eminence, on our

souls toiling up the hill of knowledge;--that we should faithfully

record all the assistance we received from guides or brother pilgrims;--

that we should mask the limit of our utmost ascent, and, without

exaggeration, state the value of our acquisitions. When we consider how

many temptations there are even here to delude ourselves, and by a

seeming air of truth and candour to impose upon others, it will be

allowed, that, instead of composing memoirs of himself, a man of genius

and talent would be far better employed in generalizing the observations

and experiences of his life, and giving them to the world in the form of

philosophic reflections, applicable not to himself alone, but to the

universal mind of Man.

What good to mankind has ever flowed from the confessions of Rousseau,

or the autobiographical sketch of Hume? From the first we rise with a

confused and miserable sense of weakness and of power--of lofty

aspirations and degrading appetencies--of pride swelling into blasphemy,

and humiliation pitiably grovelling in the dust--of purity of spirit

soaring on the wings of imagination, and grossness of instinct brutally

wallowing in "Epicurus' stye,"--of lofty contempt for the opinion of

mankind, yet the most slavish subjection to their most fatal prejudices--

of a sublime piety towards God, and a wild violation of his holiest

laws. From the other we rise with feelings of sincere compassion for the

ignorance of the most enlightened. All the prominent features of Hume's

character were invisible to his own eyes; and in that meagre sketch

which has been so much admired, what is there to instruct, to rouse, or

to elevate--what light thrown over the duties of this life or the hopes

of that to come? We wish to speak with tenderness of a man whose moral

character was respectable, and whose talents were of the first order.

But most deeply injurious to every thing lofty and high-toned in human

Virtue, to every thing cheering, and consoling, and sublime in that

Faith which sheds over this Earth a reflection of the heavens, is that

memoir of a worldly-wise Man; in which he seems to contemplate with

indifference the extinction of his own immortal soul, and jibes and

jokes on the dim and awful verge of Eternity.

We hope that our readers will forgive these very imperfect reflections

on a subject of deep interest, and accompany us now on our examination

of Mr. Coleridge's "Literary Life," the very singular work which caused

our ideas to run in that channel. It does not contain an account of his

opinions and literary exploits alone, but lays open, not unfrequently,

the character of the Man as well as of the Author; and we are compelled

to think, that while it strengthens every argument against the

composition of such Memoirs, it does, without benefiting the cause

either of virtue, knowledge, or religion, exhibit many mournful

sacrifices of personal dignity, after which it seems impossible that Mr.

Coleridge can be greatly respected either by the Public or himself.

Considered merely in a literary point of view, the work is most

execrable. He rambles from one subject to another in the most wayward

and capricious manner; either from indolence, or ignorance, or weakness,

he has never in one single instance finished a discussion; and while he

darkens what was dark before into tenfold obscurity, he so treats the

most ordinary common-places as to give them the air of mysteries, till

we no longer know the faces of our old acquaintances beneath their cowl

and hood, but witness plain flesh and blood matters of fact miraculously

converted into a troop of phantoms. That he is a man of genius is

certain; but he is not a man of a strong intellect nor of powerful

talents. He has a great deal of fancy and imagination, but little or no

real feeling, and certainly no judgment. He cannot form to himself any

harmonious landscape such as it exists in nature, but beautified by the

serene light of the imagination. He cannot conceive simple and majestic

groupes of human figures and characters acting on the theatre of real

existence. But his pictures of nature are fine only as imaging the

dreaminess, and obscurity, and confusion of distempered sleep; while all

his agents pass before our eyes like shadows, and only impress and

affect us with a phantasmagorial splendour.

It is impossible to read many pages of this work without thinking that

Mr. Coleridge conceives himself to be a far greater man than the Public

is likely to admit; and we wish to waken him from what seems to us a

most ludicrous delusion. He seems to believe that every tongue is

wagging in his praise--that every ear is open to imbibe the oracular

breathings of his inspiration. Even when he would fain convince us that

his soul is wholly occupied with some other illustrious character, he

breaks out into laudatory exclamations concerning himself; no sound is

so sweet to him as that of his own voice; the ground is hallowed on

which his footsteps tread; and there seems to him something more than

human in his very shadow. He will read no books that other people read;

his scorn is as misplaced and extravagant as his admiration; opinions

that seem to tally with his own wild ravings are holy and inspired; and

unless agreeable to his creed, the wisdom of ages is folly; and wits,

whom the world worship, dwarfed when they approach his venerable side.

His admiration of nature or of man, we had almost said his religious

feelings towards his God, are all narrowed, weakened, and corrupted, and

poisoned by inveterate and diseased egotism; and instead of his mind

reflecting the beauty and glory of nature, he seems to consider the

mighty universe itself as nothing better than a mirror in which, with a

grinning and idiot self-complacency, he may contemplate the Physiognomy

of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Though he has yet done nothing in any one

department of human knowledge, yet he speaks of his theories, and plans,

and views, and discoveries, as if he had produced some memorable

revolution in Science. He at all times connects his own name in Poetry

with Shakespeare, and Spenser, and Milton; in politics with Burke, and

Fox, and Pitt; in metaphysics with Locke, and Hartley, and Berkely, and

Kant--feeling himself not only to be the worthy compeer of those

illustrious Spirits, but to unite, in his own mighty intellect, all the

glorious powers and faculties by which they were separately

distinguished, as if his soul were endowed with all human power, and was

the depository of the aggregate, or rather the essence of all human

knowledge. So deplorable a delusion as this, has only been equalled by

that of Joanna Southcote, who mistook a complaint in the bowels for the

divine afflatus; and believed herself about to give birth to the

regenerator of the world, when sick unto death of an incurable and

loathsome disease.

The truth is that Mr. Coleridge is but an obscure name in English

literature. In London he is well known in literary society, and justly

admired for his extraordinary loquacity: he has his own little circle of

devoted worshippers, and he mistakes their foolish babbling for the

voice of the world. His name, too, has been often foisted into Reviews,

and accordingly is known to many who never saw any of his works. In

Scotland few know or care any thing about him; and perhaps no man who

has spoken and written so much, and occasionally with so much genius and

ability, ever made so little impression on the public mind. Few people

know how to spell or pronounce his name; and were he to drop from the

clouds among any given number of well informed and intelligent men north

of the Tweed, he would find it impossible to make any intelligible

communication respecting himself; for of him and his writings there

would prevail only a perplexing dream, or the most untroubled ignorance.

We cannot see in what the state of literature would have been different

had he been cut off in childhood, or had he never been born; for except

a few wild and fanciful ballads, he has produced nothing worthy

remembrance. Yet, insignificant as he assuredly is, he cannot put pen to

paper without a feeling that millions of eyes are fixed upon him; and he

scatters his Sibylline Leaves around him, with as majestical an air as

if a crowd of enthusiastic admirers were rushing forward to grasp the

divine promulgations, instead of their being, as in fact they are,

coldly received by the accidental passenger, like a lying lottery puff

or a quack advertisement.

This most miserable arrogance seems, in the present age, confined almost

exclusively to the original members of the Lake School, and is, we

think, worthy of especial notice, as one of the leading features of

their character. It would be difficult to defend it either in Southey or

Wordsworth; but in Coleridge it is altogether ridiculous. Southey has

undoubtedly written four noble Poems--Thalaba, Madoc, Kehama, and

Roderick; and if the Poets of this age are admitted, by the voice of

posterity, to take their places by the side of the Mighty of former

times in the Temple of Immortality, he will be one of that sacred

company. Wordsworth, too, with all his manifold errors and defects, has,

we think, won to himself a great name, and, in point of originality,

will be considered as second to no man of this age. They are entitled to

think highly of themselves, in comparison with their most highly gifted

contemporaries; and therefore, though their arrogance may be offensive,

as it often is, it is seldom or ever utterly ridiculous. But Mr.

Coleridge stands on much lower ground, and will be known to future times

only as a man who overrated and abused his talents--who saw glimpses of

that glory which he could not grasp--who presumptuously came forward to

officiate as High-Priest at mysteries beyond his ken--and who carried

himself as if he had been familiarly admitted into the Penetralia of

Nature, when in truth he kept perpetually stumbling at the very

Threshold.

This absurd self-elevation forms a striking contrast with the dignified

deportment of all the other great living Poets. Throughout all the works

of Scott, the most original-minded man of this generation of Poets,

scarcely a single allusion is made to himself; and then it is with a

truly delightful simplicity, as if he were not aware of his immeasurable

superiority to the ordinary run of mankind. From the rude songs of our

forefathers he has created a kind of Poetry, which at once brought over

the dull scenes of this our unimaginative life all the pomp, and glory,

and magnificence of a chivalrous age. He speaks to us like some ancient

Bard awakened from his tomb, and singing of visions not revealed in

dreams, but contemplated in all the freshness and splendour of reality.

Since he sung his bold, and wild, and romantic lays, a more religious

solemnity breathes from our mouldering Abbeys, and a sterner grandeur

frowns over our time-shattered Castles. He has peopled our hills with

Heroes, even as Ossian peopled them; and, like a presiding spirit, his

Image haunts the magnificent cliffs of our Lakes and Seas. And if he be,

as every heart feels, the author of those noble Prose Works that

continue to flash upon the world, to him exclusively belongs the glory

of wedding Fiction and History in delighted union, and of embodying in

imperishable records the manners, character, soul, and spirit of

Caledonia; so that, if all her annals were lost, her memory would in

those tales be immortal. His truly is a name that comes to the heart of

every Briton with a start of exultation, whether it be heard in the hum

of cities or in the solitude of nature. What has Campbell ever obtruded

on the Public of his private history? Yet his is a name that will be

hallowed for ever in the souls of pure, and aspiring, and devout youth;

and to those lofty contemplations in which Poetry lends its aid to

Religion, his immortal Muse will impart a more enthusiastic glow, while

it blends in one majestic hymn all the noblest feelings which can spring

from earth, with all the most glorious hopes that come from the silence

of eternity. Byron indeed speaks of himself often, but his is like the

voice of an angel heard crying in the storm or the whirlwind; and we

listen with a kind of mysterious dread to the tones of a Being whom we

scarcely believe to be kindred to ourselves, while he sounds the depths

of our nature, and illuminates them with the lightnings of his genius.

And finally, who more gracefully unostentatious than Moore, a Poet who

has shed delight, and joy, and rapture, and exultation, through the

spirit of an enthusiastic People, and whose name is associated in his

native Land with every thing noble and glorious in the cause of

Patriotism and Liberty. We could easily add to the illustrious list; but

suffice it to say, that our Poets do in general bear their faculties

meekly and manfully, trusting to their conscious powers, and the

susceptibility of generous and enlightened natures, not yet extinct in

Britain, whatever Mr. Coleridge may think; for certain it is, that a

host of worshippers will crowd into the Temple, when the Priest is

inspired, and the flame he kindles is from Heaven.

Such has been the character of great Poets in all countries and in all

times. Fame is dear to them as their vital existence--but they love it

not with the perplexity of fear, but the calmness of certain possession.

They know that the debt which nature owes them must be paid, and they

hold in surety thereof the universal passions of mankind. So Milton felt

and spoke of himself, with an air of grandeur, and the voice as of an

Archangel, distinctly hearing in his soul the music of after

generations, and the thunder of his mighty name rolling through the

darkness of futurity. So divine Shakespeare felt and spoke; he cared not

for the mere acclamations of his subjects; in all the gentleness of his

heavenly spirit he felt himself to be their prophet and their king, and

knew,

When all the breathers of this world are dead,

That he entombed in men's eyes would lie.

Indeed, who that knows any thing of Poetry could for a moment suppose it

otherwise? Whatever made a great Poet but the inspiration of delight and

love in himself, and an empassioned desire to communicate them to the

wide spirit of kindred existence? Poetry, like Religion, must be free

from all grovelling feelings; and above all, from jealousy, envy, and

uncharitableness. And the true Poet, like the Preacher of the true

religion, will seek to win unto himself and his Faith, a belief whose

foundation is in the depths of love, and whose pillars are the noblest

passions of humanity.

It would seem that in truly great souls all feeling of self-importance,

in its narrower sense, must be incompatible with the consciousness of a

mighty achievement. The idea of the mere faculty or power is absorbed as

it were in the idea of the work performed. That work stands out in its

glory from the mind of its Creator; and in the contemplation of it, he

forgets that he himself was the cause of its existence, or feels only a

dim but sublime association between himself and the object of his

admiration; and when he does think of himself in conjunction with

others, he feels towards the scoffer only a pitying sorrow for his

blindness--being assured, that though at all times there will be

weakness, and ignorance, and worthlessness, which can hold no communion

with him or with his thoughts, so will there be at all times the pure,

the noble, and the pious, whose delight it will be to love, to admire,

and to imitate; and that never, at any point of time, past, present, or

to come, can a true Poet be defrauded of his just fame.

But we need not speak of poets alone (though we have done so at present

to expose the miserable pretensions of Mr. Coleridge), but look through

all the bright ranks of men distinguished by mental power, in whatever

department of human science. It is our faith, that without moral there

can be no intellectual grandeur; and surely the self-conceit and

arrogance which we have been exposing, are altogether incompatible with

lofty feelings and majestic principles. It is the Dwarf alone who

endeavours to strut himself into the height of the surrounding company;

but the man of princely stature seems unconscious of the strength in

which nevertheless he rejoices, and only sees his superiority in the

gaze of admiration which he commands. Look at the most inventive spirits

of this country,--those whose intellects have achieved the most

memorable triumphs. Take, for example, Leslie in physical science, and

what airs of majesty does he ever assume? What is Samuel Coleridge

compared to such a man? What is an ingenious and fanciful versifier to

him who has, like a magician, gained command over the very elements of

nature,--who has realized the fictions of Poetry,--and to whom Frost and

Fire are ministering and obedient spirits? But of this enough.--It is a

position that doubtless might require some modification, but in the

main, it is and must be true, that real Greatness, whether in Intellect,

Genius, or Virtue, is dignified and unostentatious; and that no potent

spirit ever whimpered over the blindness of the age to his merits, and,

like Mr. Coleridge, or a child blubbering for the moon, with clamorous

outcries implored and imprecated reputation.

The very first sentence of this Literary Biography shows how incompetent

Mr. Coleridge is for the task he has undertaken.

It has been my lot to have had my name introduced both in conversation

and in print, more frequently than I find it easy to explain; _whether

I consider the fewness, unimportance, and limited circulation of my

writings, or the retirement and distance in which I have lived, both

from the literary and political world_.

Now, it is obvious, that if his writings be few, and unimportant, and

unknown, Mr. Coleridge can have no reason for composing his Literary

Biography. Yet in singular contradiction to himself--

"If," says he, at p. 217, vol. i, "_the compositions which I have made

public_, and that too in a form the most certain of an extensive

circulation, though the least flattering to an author's self-love, had

been published in books, they _would have filled a respectable number of

volumes."_

He then adds,

Seldom have I written that in a day, the acquisition or investigation

of which had not cost me _the precious labour of a month!_

He then bursts out into this magnificent exclamation,

Would that the criterion of a scholar's ability were the number and

moral value of the truths which he has been the means of throwing

into general circulation!

And he sums up all by declaring,

By what I _have_ effected am I to be judged by my fellow men.

The truth is, that Mr. Coleridge has lived, as much as any man of his

time, in literary and political society, and that he has sought every

opportunity of keeping himself in the eye of the public, as restlessly

as any charlatan who ever exhibited on the stage. To use his own words,

"In 1794, when I had barely passed the verge of manhood, I published a

small volume of juvenile poems." These poems, by dint of puffing,

reached a third edition; and though Mr. Coleridge pretends now to think

but little of them, it is amusing to see how vehemently he defends them

against criticism, and how pompously he speaks of such paltry trifles.

"They were marked _by an ease and simplicity_ which I have studied,

_perhaps with inferior success,_ to bestow on my latter compositions."

But he afterwards repents of this sneer at his later compositions, and

tells us, that they have nearly reached his standard of perfection!

Indeed, his vanity extends farther back than his juvenile poems; and he

says, "For a school boy, I was _above par in English versification_, and

had already produced two or three compositions, which I may venture to

say, _without reference to my age, were somewhat above mediocrity_."

Happily he has preserved one of those wonderful productions of his

precocious boyhood, and our readers will judge for themselves what a

clever child it was.

Underneath a huge oak-tree,

There was of swine a huge company;

That grunted as they crunch'd the mast,

For that was ripe and fell full fast.

Then they trotted away for the wind grew high,

One acorn they left and no more might you spy.

It is a common remark, that wonderful children seldom perform the

promises of their youth, and undoubtedly this fine effusion has not been

followed in Mr. Coleridge's riper years by works of proportionate merit.

We see, then, that our author came very early into public notice; and

from that time to this, he has not allowed one year to pass without

endeavouring to extend his notoriety. His poems were soon followed (they

may have been preceded) by a tragedy, entitled, the "Fall of

Robespierre," a meagre performance, but one which, from the nature of

the subject, attracted considerable attention. He also wrote a whole

book, utterly incomprehensible to Mr. Southey, we are sure, on that

Poet's Joan of Arc; and became as celebrated for his metaphysical

absurdities, as his friend had become for the bright promise of genius

exhibited by that unequal, but spirited poem. He next published a Series

of political essays, entitled, the "Watchman," and "Conciones ad

Populum." He next started up, fresh from the schools of Germany, as the

principal writer in the Morning Post, a _strong opposition paper_. He

then published various outrageous political poems, some of them of a

gross personal nature. He afterwards assisted Mr. Wordsworth in planning

his Lyrical Ballads; and contributing several poems to that collection,

he shared in the notoriety of the Lake School. He next published a

mysterious periodical work, "The Friend," in which he declared it was

his intention to settle at once, and for ever, the principles of

morality, religion, taste, manners, and the fine arts, but which died of

a galloping consumption in the twenty-eighth week of its age. He then

published the tragedy of "Remorse," which dragged out a miserable

existence of twenty nights, on the boards of Drury-Lane, and then

expired for ever, like the oil of the orchestral lamps. He then forsook

the stage for the pulpit, and, by particular desire of his congregation,

published two "Lay Sermons." He then walked in broad day-light into the

shop of Mr. Murray, Albemarle Street, London, with two ladies hanging on

each arm, Geraldine and Christabel,--a bold step for a person at all

desirous of a good reputation, and most of the trade have looked shy at

him since that exhibition. Since that time, however, he has contrived

means of giving to the world a collected edition of all his poems, and

advanced to the front of the stage with a thick octavo in each hand, all

about himself and other Incomprehensibilities. We had forgot that he was

likewise a contributor to Mr. Southey's Omniana, where the Editor of the

Edinburgh Review is politely denominated an "ass," and then _became

himself a writer in the said Review_. And to sum up "the strange

eventful history" of this modest, and obscure, and retired person, we

must mention, that in his youth he held forth in a vast number of

Unitarian chapels--preached his way through Bristol, and "Brummagem,"

and Manchester, in a "blue coat and white waistcoat"; and in after

years, when he was not so much afraid of "the scarlet woman," did, in a

full suit of sables, lecture on Poesy, to "crowded, and, need I add,

highly respectable audiences," at the Royal Institution. After this

slight and imperfect outline of his poetical, oratorical, metaphysical,

political, and theological exploits, our readers will judge, when they

hear him talking of "his retirement and distance from the literary and

political world," what are his talents for autobiography, and how far he

has penetrated into the mysterious non-entities of his own character.

Mr. Coleridge has written conspicuously on the Association of Ideas, but

his own do not seem to be connected either by time, place, cause and

effect, resemblance, or contrast, and accordingly it is no easy matter

to follow him through all the vagaries of his Literary Life. We are

told,

At school _I enjoyed the inestimable advantage_ of a very sensible,

though at the same time a very severe master.--I learnt from

him that Poetry, even that of the loftiest and wildest odes, had a

logic of its own as severe as that of science.--Lute, harp, and lyre;

muse, muses, and inspirations; Pegasus, Parnassus, and Hippocrene;

were all an abomination to him. In fancy I can almost hear him now

exclaiming, _"Harp? Harp? Lyre? Pen and Ink! Boy you mean! Muse! boy!

Muse! your Nurse's daughter you mean! Pierian Spring! O Aye! the

cloister Pump!"_--Our classical knowledge was the least of the good

gifts which we derived from his zealous and conscientious tutorage.

With the then head-master of the grammar-school, Christ Hospital, we

were not personally acquainted; but we cannot help thinking that he has

been singularly unfortunate in his Eulogist. He seems to have gone out

of his province, and far out of his depth, when he attempted to teach

boys the profoundest principles of Poetry. But we must also add, that we

cannot credit this account of him; for this doctrine of poetry being at

all times logical, is that of which Wordsworth and Coleridge take so

much credit to themselves for the discovery; and verily it is one too

wilfully absurd and extravagant to have entered into the head of an

honest man, whose time must have been wholly occupied with the

instruction of children. Indeed Mr. Coleridge's own poetical practices

render this story incredible; for, during many years of his authorship,

his diction was wholly at variance with such a rule, and the strain of

his poetry as illogical as can be well imagined. When Mr. Bowyer

prohibited his pupils from using, in their themes, the above-mentioned

names, he did, we humbly submit, prohibit them from using the best means

of purifying their taste and exalting their imagination. Nothing could

be so graceful, nothing so natural, as classical allusions, in the

exercises of young minds, when first admitted to the fountains of Greek

and Latin Poetry; and the Teacher who could seek to dissuade their

ingenious souls from such delightful dreams, by coarse, vulgar, and

indecent ribaldry, instead of deserving the name of "sensible," must

have been a low-minded vulgar fellow, fitter for the Porter than the

Master of such an Establishment. But the truth probably is, that all

this is a fiction of Mr. Coleridge, whose wit is at all times most

execrable and disgusting. Whatever the merits of his Master were, Mr.

Coleridge, even from his own account, seems to have derived little

benefit from his instruction, and for the "inestimable advantage," of

which he speaks, we look in vain through this Narrative. In spite of so

excellent a teacher, we find Master Coleridge,

Even before my fifteenth year, bewildered _in metaphysicks and in

theological controversy_. Nothing else pleased me. _History and

particular facts_ lost all interest in my mind. Poetry itself, yea

novels and romances, became insipid to me. This preposterous pursuit

was beyond doubt _injurious, both to my natural powers and to the

progress of my education._

This deplorable condition of mind continued "even unto my seventeenth

year." And now our readers must prepare themselves for a mighty and

wonderful change, wrought, all on a sudden, on the moral and

intellectual character of this metaphysical Greenhorn. _"Mr. Bowles'

Sonnets, twenty in number, and just then published in a quarto volume_

(a most important circumstance!) _were put into my hand!"_ To those

sonnets, next to the School-master's lectures on Poetry, Mr. Coleridge

attributes the strength, vigour, and extension, of his own very original

Genius.

By those works, year after year, I was enthusiastically delighted and

inspired. My earliest acquaintances will not have forgotten the

undisciplined eagerness and impetuous zeal with which I labored to

make proselytes, not only _of my companions, but of all with whom I

conversed, of whatever rank, and in whatever place._ As my school

finances did not permit me to purchase copies, I made, within less

than a year and a half, _more than forty transcriptions, as the best

presents I could make to those who had in any way won my regard._ My

obligations to Mr. Bowles were indeed important, and for radical good!

There must be some grievous natural defect in that mind which, even at

the age of seventeen, could act so insanely; and we cannot but think,

that no real and healthy sensibility could have exaggerated to itself so

grossly the merits of Bowles' Sonnets. They are undoubtedly most

beautiful, and we willingly pay our tribute of admiration to the genius

of the amiable writer; but they neither did nor could produce any such

effects as are here described, except upon a mind singularly weak and

helpless. We must, however, take the fact as we find it; and Mr.

Coleridge's first step, after his worship of Bowles, was to see

distinctly into the defects and deficiencies of Pope (a writer whom

Bowles most especially admires, and has edited), and through all the

false diction and borrowed plumage of Gray! But here Mr. Coleridge drops

the subject of Poetry for the present, and proceeds to other important

matters.

We regret that Mr. Coleridge has passed over without notice all the

years which he spent "in the happy quiet of ever-honoured Jesus College,

Cambridge." That must have been the most important period of his life,

and was surely more worthy of record than the metaphysical dreams or the

poetical extravagancies of his boyhood. He tells us, that he was sent to

the University "an excellent Greek and Latin scholar, and a tolerable

Hebraist"; and there might have been something rousing and elevating to

young minds of genius and power, in his picture of himself, pursuits,

visions, and attainments, during the bright and glorious morning of

life, when he inhabited a dwelling of surpassing magnificence, guarded

and hallowed, and sublimed by the Shadows of the Mighty. We should wish

to know what progress he made there in his own favourite studies; what

place he occupied, or supposed he occupied, among his numerous

contemporaries of talent; how much he was inspired by the genius of the

place; how far he "pierced the caves of old Philosophy," or sounded the

depths of the Physical Sciences. All this unfortunately is omitted, and

he hurries on to details often trifling and uninfluential, sometimes

low, vile, and vulgar, and, what is worse, occasionally inconsistent

with any feeling of personal dignity and self-respect.

After leaving College, instead of betaking himself to some respectable

calling, Mr. Coleridge, with his characteristic modesty, determined to

set on foot a periodical work called "The Watchman," that through it

"_all might know the truth_." The price of this very useful article was

_"four-pence."_ Off he set on a tour to the north to procure

subscribers, "preaching in most of the great towns as a hireless

Volunteer, in a blue coat and white waistcoat, that not a rag of the

Woman of Babylon might be seen on me." In preaching, his object was to

show that our Saviour was the real son of Joseph, and that the

Crucifixion was a matter of small importance. Mr. Coleridge is now a

most zealous member of the Church of England--devoutly believes every

iota in the thirty-nine articles, and that the Christian Religion is

only to be found in its purity in the homilies and liturgy of that

Church. Yet, on looking back to his Unitarian zeal, he exclaims,

O, never can I remember those days _with either shame or regret!_

For I was _most sincere, most disinterested! Wealth, rank, life

itself,_ then seem'd cheap to me, compared with the interests of

truth, and the will of my Maker. I cannot even accuse myself of having

been actuated by _vanity!_ for in the expansion of my enthusiasm _I

did not think of myself at all!_

This is delectable. What does he mean by saying that life seemed cheap?

What danger could there be in the performance of his exploits, except

that of being committed as a Vagrant? What indeed could rank appear to a

person thus voluntarily degraded? Or who would expect vanity to be

conscious of its own loathsomeness? During this tour he seems to have

been constantly exposed to the insults of the vile and the vulgar, and

to have associated with persons whose company must have been most odious

to a Gentleman. Greasy Tallow-chandlers, and pursey Woollen-drapers, and

grim-featured dealers in Hard-ware, were his associates at Manchester,

Derby, Nottingham, and Sheffield; and among them the light of truth was

to be shed from its cloudy tabernacle in Mr. Coleridge's Pericranium. At

the house of a "Brummagem Patriot" he appears to have got dead drunk

with strong ale and tobacco, and in that pitiable condition he was

exposed to his disciples, lying upon a sofa, "with my face like a wall

that is white-washing, _deathly_ pale, and with the cold drops of

perspiration running down it from my forehead." Some one having said,

"Have you seen a paper to-day, Mr. Coleridge?" the wretched man replied,

with all the staring stupidity of his lamentable condition, "Sir! I am

far from convinced that a Christian is permitted to read either

newspapers, or any other works of merely political and temporary

interest." This witticism quite enchanted his enlightened auditors, and

they prolonged their festivities to an "early hour next morning." Having

returned to London with a thousand subscribers on his list, the

"Watchman" appeared in all his glory; but, alas! not on the day fixed

for the first burst of his effulgence; which foolish delay incensed many

of his subscribers. The Watchman, on his second appearance, spoke

blasphemously, and made indecent applications of Scriptural language;

then, instead of abusing Government and Aristocrats, as Mr. Coleridge

had pledged himself to his constituents to do, he attacked his own

Party; so that in seven weeks, before the shoes were old in which he

travelled to Sheffield, the Watchman went the way of all flesh, and his

remains were scattered "through sundry old iron shops," where for one

penny could be purchased each precious relic. To crown all, "his London

Publisher was a ----"; and Mr. Coleridge very narrowly escaped being

thrown into jail for this his heroic attempt to shed over the

manufacturing towns the illumination of knowledge. We refrain from

making any comments on this deplorable story. This Philosopher, and

Theologian, and Patriot, now retired to a village in Somersetshire, and,

after having sought to enlighten the whole world, discovered that he

himself was in utter darkness.

Doubts rushed in, broke upon me from the fountains of the great

deep, and fell from the windows of heaven. The fontal truths of

natural Religion, and the book of Revelation, alike contributed to the

flood; and it was long ere my Ark touched upon Ararat, and rested.

My head was with Spinoza, though my heart was with Paul and John....

We have no room here to expose, as it deserves to be exposed, the

multitudinous political inconsistence of Mr. Coleridge, but we beg leave

to state one single fact: He abhorred, hated, and despised Mr. Pitt,--

and he now loves and reveres his memory. By far the most spirited and

powerful of his poetical writings, is the War Eclogue, Slaughter, Fire,

and Famine; and in that composition he loads the Minister with

imprecations and curses, long, loud, and deep. But afterwards, when he

has thought it prudent to change his Principles, he denies that he ever

felt any indignation towards Mr. Pitt; and with the most unblushing

falsehood declares, that at the very moment his muse was consigning him

to infamy, death, and damnation, he would "have interposed his body

between him and danger." We believe that all good men, of all parties,

regard Mr. Coleridge with pity and contempt.

Of the latter days of his literary life, Mr. Coleridge gives us no

satisfactory account. The whole of the second volume is interspersed

with mysterious inuendoes. He complains of the loss of all his friends,

not by death, but estrangement. He tries to account for the enmity of

the world to him, a harmless and humane man, who wishes well to all

created things, and "of his wondering finds no end." He upbraids himself

with indolence, procrastination, neglect of his worldly concerns, and

all other bad habits,--and then, with incredible inconsistency, vaunts

loudly of his successful efforts in the cause of Literature, Philosophy,

Morality, and Religion. Above all, he weeps and wails over the malignity

of Reviewers, who have persecuted him almost from his very cradle, and

seem resolved to bark him into the grave. He is haunted by the Image of

a Reviewer wherever he goes. They "push him from his stool," and by his

bedside they cry, "Sleep no more." They may abuse whomsoever they think

fit, save himself and Mr. Wordsworth. All others are fair game--and he

chuckles to see them brought down. But his sacred person must be

inviolate, and rudely to touch it, is not high treason, it is impiety.

Yet his "ever-honoured friend, the laurel-honouring Laureate," is a

Reviewer--his friend Mr. Thomas Moore is a Reviewer--his friend Dr.

Middleton, Bishop of Calcutta, was the Editor of a Review--almost every

friend he ever had is a Reviewer;--and to crown all, he himself is a

Reviewer. Every person who laughs at his silly Poems--and his

incomprehensible metaphysics, is malignant--in which case, there can be

little benevolence in this world; and while Mr. Francis Jeffrey is alive

and merry, there can be no happiness here below for Mr. Samuel

Coleridge.

And here we come to speak of a matter, which, though somewhat of a

personal and private nature, is well deserving of mention in a Review of

Mr. Coleridge's Literary Life, for sincerity is the first of virtues,

and without it no man can be respectable or useful. He has, in this

Work, accused Mr. Jeffrey of meanness--hypocrisy--falsehood--and breach

of hospitality. That gentleman is able to defend himself--and his

defence is no business of ours. But we now tell Mr. Coleridge, that

instead of humbling his Adversary, he has heaped upon his own head the

ashes of disgrace--and with his own blundering hands, so stained his

character as a man of honour and high principles, that the mark can

never be effaced. All the most offensive attacks on the writings of

Wordsworth and Southey, had been made by Mr. Jeffrey before his visit to

Keswick. Yet, does Coleridge receive him with open arms, according to

his own account--listen, well-pleased, to all his compliments--talk to

him for hours on his Literary Projects--dine with him as his guest at an

Inn--tell him that he knew Mr. Wordsworth would be most happy to see

him--and in all respects behave to him with a politeness bordering on

servility. And after all this, merely because his own vile verses were

crumpled up like so much waste paper, by the grasp of a powerful hand in

the Edinburgh Review, he accuses Mr. Jeffrey of abusing hospitality

which he never received, and forgets, that instead of being the Host, he

himself was the smiling and obsequious Guest of the man he pretends to

have despised. With all this miserable forgetfulness of dignity and

self-respect, he mounts the high horse, from which he instantly is

tumbled into the dirt; and in his angry ravings collects together all

the foul trash of literary gossip to fling at his adversary, but which

is blown stifling back upon himself with odium and infamy. But let him

call to mind his own conduct, and talk not of Mr. Jeffrey. Many

witnesses are yet living of his own egotism and malignity; and often has

he heaped upon his "beloved Friend, the laurel-honouring Laureate,"

epithets of contempt, and pity, and disgust, though now it may suit his

paltry purposes to worship and idolize. Of Mr. Southey we at all times

think, and shall speak, with respect and admiration; but his open

adversaries are, like Mr. Jeffrey, less formidable than his unprincipled

Friends. When Greek and Trojan meet on the plain, there is an interest

in the combat; but it is hateful and painful to think, that a hero

should be wounded behind his back, and by a poisoned stiletto in the

hand of a false Friend.

The concluding chapter of this Biography is perhaps the most pitiful of

the whole, and contains a most surprising mixture of the pathetic and

the ludicrous.

"Strange," says he, "as the delusion may appear, yet it is most

true, that three years ago I did not know or believe that I had an

enemy in the world; and now even my strongest consolations of

gratitude are mingled with fear, and I reproach myself for being too

often disposed to ask,--Have I one friend?"

We are thus prepared for the narration of some grievous cruelty, or

ingratitude, or malice--some violation of his peace, or robbery of his

reputation; but our readers will start when they are informed, that this

melancholy lament is occasioned solely by the cruel treatment which his

poem of Christabel received from the Edinburgh Review and other

periodical Journals! It was, he tells us, universally admired in

manuscript--he recited it many hundred times to men, women, and

children, and always with an electrical effect--it was bepraised by most

of the great Poets of the day--and for twenty years he was urged to give

it to the world. But alas! no sooner had the Lady Christabel "come out,"

than all the rules of good-breeding and politeness were broken through,

and the loud laugh of scorn and ridicule from every quarter assailed the

ears of the fantastic Hoyden. But let Mr. Coleridge be consoled. Mr.

Scott and Lord Byron are good-natured enough to admire Christabel, and

the Public have not forgotten that his Lordship handed her Ladyship upon

the stage. It is indeed most strange, that Mr., Coleridge is not

satisfied with the praise of those he admires,--but pines away for the

commendation of those he contemns.

Having brought down his literary life to the great epoch of the

publication of Christabel, he there stops short; and that the world may

compare him as he appears at that aera to his former self, when "he set

sail from Yarmouth on the morning of the 10th September, 1798, in the

Hamburg Packet," he has republished, from his periodical work the

"Friend," seventy pages of Satyrane's Letters. As a specimen of his wit

in 1798, our readers may take the following:--

We were all on the deck, but in a short time I observed marks of

dismay. The Lady retired to the cabin in some confusion; and many

of the faces round me assumed a very doleful and frog-coloured

appearance; and within an hour the number of those on deck was

lessened by one half. I was giddy, but not sick; and the giddiness

soon went away, but left a feverishness and want of appetite, which I

attributed, in great measure, to the "_saeva mephitis_" of the

bilge-water; and it was certainly not decreased by the _exportations

from the cabin_. However, I was well enough to join the able-bodied

passengers, one of whom observed, not inaptly, that Momus might have

discovered an easier _way to see a man's inside_ than by placing a

window in his breast. He needed only have taken a salt-water trip in a

packet boat. I am inclined to believe, that a packet is far superior

to a stage-coach as a means of making men _open out to each other_!

The importance of his observations during the voyage may be estimated by

this one:--

At four o'clock I observed a wild duck swimming on the waves,_a single

solitary wild duck!_ It is not easy to conceive how interesting a

thing it looked in that round objectless desert of waters!

At the house of Klopstock, brother of the Poet, he saw a portrait of

Lessing, which he thus describes to the Public:--"His eyes were

uncommonly _like mine_! if any thing, rather larger and more prominent!

But the lower part of his face I and his nose--O what an exquisite

expression of elegance and sensibility!" He then gives a long account of

his interview with Klopstock the Poet, in which he makes that great man

talk in a very silly, weak, and ignorant manner. Mr. Coleridge not only

sets him right in all his opinions on English literature, but also is

kind enough to correct, in a very authoritative and dictatorial tone,

his erroneous views of the characteristic merits and defects of the most

celebrated German Writers. He has indeed the ball in his own hands

throughout the whole game; and Klopstock, who, he says, "was

seventy-four years old, with legs enormously swollen," is beaten to a

standstill. We are likewise presented with an account of a conversation

which his friend W. held with the German Poet, in which the author of

the Messiah makes a still more paltry figure. We can conceive nothing

more odious and brutal, than two young ignorant lads from Cambridge

forcing themselves upon the retirement of this illustrious old man, and,

instead of listening with love, admiration and reverence, to his

sentiments and opinions, insolently obtruding upon him their own crude

and mistaken fancies,--contradicting imperiously every thing he

advances,--taking leave of him with a consciousness of their own

superiority,--and, finally, talking of him and his genius in terms of

indifference bordering on contempt. This Mr. W. had the folly and the

insolence to say to Klopstock, who was enthusiastically praising the

Oberon of Wieland, that he never could see the smallest beauty in any

part of that Poem.

We must now conclude our account of this "unaccountable" production. It

has not been in our power to enter into any discussion with Mr.

Coleridge on the various subjects of Poetry and Philosophy, which he

has, we think, vainly endeavoured to elucidate. But we shall, on a

future occasion, meet him on his own favourite ground. No less than 182

pages of the second volume are dedicated to the poetry of Mr.

Wordsworth. He has endeavoured to define poetry--to explain the

philosophy of metre--to settle the boundaries of poetic diction--and to

show, finally, "What it is probable Mr. Wordsworth meant to say in his

dissertation prefixed to his Lyrical Ballads." As Mr. Coleridge has not

only studied the laws of poetical composition, but is a Poet of

considerable powers, there are, in this part of his Book, many acute,

ingenious, and even sensible observations and remarks; but he never

knows when to have done,--explains what requires no explanation,--often

leaves untouched the very difficulty he starts,--and when he has poured

before us a glimpse of light upon the shapeless form of some dark

conception, he seems to take a wilful pleasure in its immediate

extinction, and leads "us floundering on, and quite astray," through the

deepening shadows of interminable night.

One instance there is of magnificent promise, and laughable

non-performance, unequalled in the annals of literary History. Mr.

Coleridge informs us, that he and Mr. Wordsworth (he is not certain which

is entitled to the glory of the first discovery) have found out the

difference between Fancy and Imagination. This discovery, it is

prophesied, will have an incalculable influence on the progress of all

the Fine Arts. He has written a long chapter purposely to prepare our

minds for the great discussion. The audience is assembled--the curtain

is drawn up--and there, in his gown, cap, and wig, is sitting Professor

Coleridge. In comes a servant with a letter; the Professor gets up, and,

with a solemn voice, reads to the audience.--It is from an enlightened

Friend; and its object is to shew, in no very courteous terms either to

the Professor or his Spectators, that he may lecture, but that nobody

will understand him. He accordingly makes his bow, and the curtain

falls; but the worst of the joke is, that the Professor pockets the

admittance-money,--for what reason, his outwitted audience are left, the

best way they can, to "fancy or imagine."

But the greatest piece of Quackery in the Book is his pretended account

of the Metaphysical System of Kant, of which he knows less than nothing.

He wall not allow that there is a single word of truth in any of the

French Expositions of that celebrated System, nor yet in any of our

British Reviews. We do not wish to speak of what we do not understand,

and therefore say nothing of Mr. Coleridge's Metaphysics....

We have done. We have felt it our duty to speak with severity of this

book and its author--and we have given our readers ample opportunities

to judge of the justice of our strictures. We have not been speaking in

the cause of literature only, but, we conceive, in the cause of Morality

and Religion. For it is not fitting that He should be held up as an

example to the rising generation (but, on the contrary, it is most

fitting that he should be exposed as a most dangerous model), who has

alternately embraced, defended, and thrown aside all systems of

Philosophy--and all creeds of Religion,--who seems to have no power of

retaining an opinion,--no trust in the principles which he defends,--but

who fluctuates from theory to theory, according as he is impelled by

vanity, envy, or diseased desire of change,--and who, while he would

subvert and scatter into dust those structures of knowledge, reared by

the wise men of this and other generations, has nothing to erect in

their room but the baseless and air-built fabrics of a dreaming

Imagination.

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