The colleges of this country have been poisoned by

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theology, and their usefulness almost destroyed. Just

in proportion that they have gotten from ecclesiastical

control, they have become a good. That college, to-

day, which has the most religion has the least true

learning; and that college which is the nearest free,

does the most good. Colleges that pit Moses against

modern geology, that undertake to overthrow the

Copernican system by appealing to Joshua, have

done, and are doing, very little good in this world.

Suppose that in the first century Pagans had said

to Christians: Where are your hospitals, where are

your asylums, where are your works of charity, where

are your colleges and universities?

The Christians undoubtedly would have replied:

We have not been in power. There are but few

of us. We have been persecuted to that degree

that it has been about as much as we could do to

maintain ourselves.

Reasonable Pagans would have regarded such an

answer as perfectly satisfactory. Yet that question

could have been asked of Christianity after it had

held the reins of power for a thousand years, and

Christians would have been compelled to say: We

have no universities, we have no colleges, we have

no real asylums.

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The Christian now asks of the atheist: Where

is your asylum, where is your hospital, where is your

university? And the atheist answers: There have

been but few atheists. The world is not yet suffi-

ciently advanced to produce them. For hundreds

and hundreds of years, the minds of men have been

darkened by the superstitions of Christianity. Priests

have thundered against human knowledge, have de-

nounced human reason, and have done all within

their power to prevent the real progress of mankind.

You must also remember that Christianity has

made more lunatics than it ever provided asylums

for. Christianity has driven more men and women

crazy than all other religions combined. Hundreds

and thousands and millions have lost their reason in

contemplating the monstrous falsehoods of Chris-

tianity. Thousands of mothers, thinking of their

sons in hell--thousands of fathers, believing their

boys and girls in perdition, have lost their reason.

So, let it be distinctly understood, that Christianity

has made ten lunatics--twenty--one hundred--

where it has provided an asylum for one.

Mr. Talmage also speaks of the hospitals. When

we take into consideration the wars that have been

waged on account of religion, the countless thou-

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sands who have been maimed and wounded, through

all the years, by wars produced by theology--then I

say that Christianity has not built hospitals enough

to take care of her own wounded--not enough to

take care of one in a hundred. Where Christianity

has bound up the wounds of one, it has pierced the

bodies of a hundred others with sword and spear,

with bayonet and ball. Where she has provided

one bed in a hospital, she has laid away a hundred

bodies in bloody graves.

Of course I do not expect the church to do

anything but beg. Churches produce nothing. They

are like the lilies of the field. "They toil not, neither

"do they spin, yet Solomon in all his glory was not

"arrayed like most of them."

The churches raise no corn nor wheat. They

simply collect tithes. They carry the alms' dish.

They pass the plate. They take toll. Of course

a mendicant is not expected to produce anything.

He does not support,--he is supported. The church

does not help. She receives, she devours, she

consumes, and she produces only discord. She ex-

changes mistakes for provisions, faith for food,

prayers for pence. The church is a beggar. But we

have this consolation: In this age of the world, this

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beggar is not on horseback, and even the walking is

not good.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage says that infidels have

done no good?

_Answer_. Well, let us see. In the first place,

what is an "infidel"? He is simply a man in advance

of his time. He is an intellectual pioneer. He is

the dawn of a new day. He is a gentleman with an

idea of his own, for which he gave no receipt to the

church. He is a man who has not been branded as

the property of some one else. An "infidel" is one

who has made a declaration of independence. In

other words, he is a man who has had a doubt. To

have a doubt means that you have thought upon

the subject--that you have investigated the question;

and he who investigates any religion will doubt.

All the advance that has been made in the religious

world has been made by "infidels," by "heretics,"

by "skeptics," by doubters,--that is to say, by

thoughtful men. The doubt does not come from the

ignorant members of your congregations. Heresy is

not born of stupidity,--it is not the child of the brain-

less. He who is so afraid of hurting the reputation

of his father and mother that he refuses to advance,

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is not a "heretic." The "heretic" is not true to

falsehood. Orthodoxy is. He who stands faithfully

by a mistake is "orthodox." He who, discovering

that it is a mistake, has the courage to say so, is an

"infidel."

An infidel is an intellectual discoverer--one who

finds new isles, new continents, in the vast realm of

thought. The dwellers on the orthodox shore de-

nounce this brave sailor of the seas as a buccaneer.

And yet we are told that the thinkers of new

thoughts have never been of value to the world.

Voltaire did more for human liberty than all the

orthodox ministers living and dead. He broke a

thousand times more chains than Luther. Luther

simply substituted his chain for that of the Catholics.

Voltaire had none. The Encyclopaedists of France

did more for liberty than all the writers upon theology.

Bruno did more for mankind than millions of "be-

"lievers." Spinoza contributed more to the growth

of the human intellect than all the orthodox theolo-

gians.

Men have not done good simply because they have

believed this or that doctrine. They have done good

in the intellectual world as they have thought and

secured for others the liberty to think and to ex-

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press their thoughts. They have done good in the

physical world by teaching their fellows how to

triumph over the obstructions of nature. Every

man who has taught his fellow-man to think, has

been a benefactor. Every one who has supplied his

fellow-men with facts, and insisted upon their right

to think, has been a blessing to his kind.

Mr. Talmage, in order to show what Christians

have done, points us to Whitefield, Luther, Oberlin,

Judson, Martyn, Bishop Mcllvaine and Hannah

More. I would not for one moment compare George

Whitefield with the inventor of movable type, and

there is no parallel between Frederick Oberlin and

the inventor of paper; not the slightest between

Martin Luther and the discoverer of the New World;

not the least between Adoniram Judson and the in-

ventor of the reaper, nor between Henry Martyn

and the discoverer of photography. Of what use to

the world was Bishop Mcllvaine, compared with

the inventor of needles? Of what use were a

hundred such priests compared with the inventor

of matches, or even of clothes-pins? Suppose that

Hannah More had never lived? about the same

number would read her writings now. It is hardly fair

to compare her with the inventor of the steamship?

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The progress of the world--its present improved

condition--can be accounted for only by the discov-

eries of genius, only by men who have had the

courage to express their honest thoughts.

After all, the man who invented the telescope

found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of

prayer had ever discovered. I feel absolutely certain

that the inventor of the steam engine was a greater

benefactor to mankind than the writer of the Presby-

terian creed. I may be mistaken, but I think that

railways have done more to civilize mankind, than any

system of theology. I believe that the printing press

has done more for the world than the pulpit. It is

my opinion that the discoveries of Kepler did a

thousand times more to enlarge the minds of men

than the prophecies of Daniel. I feel under far

greater obligation to Humboldt than to Haggai.

The inventor of the plow did more good than the

maker of the first rosary--because, say what you

will, plowing is better than praying; we can live by

plowing without praying, but we can not live by

praying without plowing. So I put my faith in the

plow.

As Jehovah has ceased to make garments for his

children,--as he has stopped making coats of skins,

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I have great respect for the inventors of the spinning-

jenny and the sewing machine. As no more laws

are given from Sinai, I have admiration for the real

statesmen. As miracles have ceased, I rely on

medicine, and on a reasonable compliance with the

conditions of health.

I have infinite respect for the inventors, the

thinkers, the discoverers, and above all, for the un-

known millions who have, without the hope of fame,

lived and labored for the ones they loved.

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