Parson. Because he is unchangeable._

_Question_. I want to ask you a few questions

about Mr. Talmage's third sermon. What do

you think of it?

_Answer_. I often ask myself the questions: Is

there anything in the occupation of a minister,--any-

thing in his surroundings, that makes him incapable

of treating an opponent fairly, or decently? Is there

anything in the doctrine of universal forgiveness that

compels a man to speak of one who differs with him

only in terms of disrespect and hatred? Is it neces-

sary for those who profess to love the whole world,

to hate the few they come in actual contact with?

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Mr. Talmage, no doubt, professes to love all man-

kind,--Jew and Gentile, Christian and Pagan. No

doubt, he believes in the missionary effort, and thinks

we should do all in our power to save the soul of the

most benighted savage; and yet he shows anything

but affection for the "heathen" at home. He loves

the ones he never saw,--is real anxious for their wel-

fare,--but for the ones he knows, he exhibits only

scorn and hatred. In one breath, he tells us that

Christ loves us, and in the next, that we are "wolves

"and dogs." We are informed that Christ forgave

even his murderers, but that now he hates an honest

unbeliever with all his heart. He can forgive the

ones who drove the nails into his hands and feet,--

the one who thrust the spear through his quivering

flesh,--but he cannot forgive the man who entertains

an honest doubt about the "scheme of salvation."

He regards the man who thinks, as a "mouth-maker

"at heaven." Is it possible that Christ is less for-

giving in heaven than he was in Jerusalem? Did he

excuse murderers then, and does he damn thinkers

now? Once he pitied even thieves; does he now

abhor an intellectually honest man?

_Question_. Mr. Talmage seems to think that you

have no right to give your opinion about the Bible.

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Do you think that laymen have the same right as

ministers to examine the Scriptures?

_Answer_. If God only made a revelation for

preachers, of course we will have to depend on the

preachers for information. But the preachers have

made the mistake of showing the revelation. They

ask us, the laymen, to read it, and certainly there is

no use of reading it, unless we are permitted to think

for ourselves while we read. If after reading the Bible

we believe it to be true, we will say so, if we are

honest. If we do not believe it, we will say so, if we

are honest.

But why should God be so particular about our

believing the stories in his book? Why should God

object to having his book examined? We do not

have to call upon legislators, or courts, to protect

Shakespeare from the derision of mankind. Was not

God able to write a book that would command the

love and admiration of the world? If the God of

Mr. Talmage is infinite, he knew exactly how the

stories of the Old Testament would strike a gentle-

man of the nineteenth century. He knew that many

would have their doubts,--that thousands of them--

and I may say most of them,--would refuse to believe

that a miracle had ever been performed.

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Now, it seems to me that he should either have left

the stories out, or furnished evidence enough to con-

vince the world. According to Mr. Talmage, thou-

sands of people are pouring over the Niagara of

unbelief into the gulf of eternal pain. Why does not

God furnish more evidence? Just in proportion as

man has developed intellectually, he has demanded

additional testimony. That which satisfies a barbarian,

excites only the laughter of a civilized man. Cer-

tainly God should furnish evidence in harmony with

the spirit of the age. If God wrote his Bible for the

average man, he should have written it in such a way

that it would have carried conviction to the brain and

heart of the average man; and he should have

made no man in such a way that he could not, by any

possibility, believe it. There certainly should be a

harmony between the Bible and the human brain. If

I do not believe the Bible, whose fault is it? Mr.

Talmage insists that his God wrote the Bible for me.

and made me. If this is true, the book and the man

should agree. There is no sense in God writing

a book for me and then making me in such a way that

I cannot believe his book.

_Question_. But Mr. Talmage says the reason why

you hate the Bible is, that your soul is poisoned; that

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the Bible "throws you into a rage precisely as pure

"water brings on a paroxysm of hydrophobia."

_Answer_. Is it because the mind of the infidel is

poisoned, that he refuses to believe that an infinite

God commanded the murder of mothers, maidens and

babes? Is it because their minds are impure, that

they refuse to believe that a good God established

the institution of human slavery, or that he protected

it when established? Is it because their minds are

vile, that they refuse to believe that an infinite God

established or protected polygamy? Is it a sure

sign of an impure mind, when a man insists that

God never waged wars of extermination against his

helpless children? Does it show that a man has

been entirely given over to the devil, because he

refuses to believe that God ordered a father to sacri-

fice his son? Does it show that a heart is entirely

without mercy, simply because a man denies the

justice of eternal pain?

I denounce many parts of the Old Testament

because they are infinitely repugnant to my sense

of justice,--because they are bloody, brutal and in-

famous,--because they uphold crime and destroy

human liberty. It is impossible for me to imagine

a greater monster than the God of the Old Testa-

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ment. He is unworthy of my worship. He com-

mands only my detestation, my execration, and my

passionate hatred. The God who commanded the

murder of children is an infamous fiend. The God

who believed in polygamy, is worthy only of con-

tempt. The God who established slavery should be

hated by every free man. The Jehovah of the Jews

was simply a barbarian, and the Old Testament is

mostly the barbarous record of a barbarous people.

If the Jehovah of the Jews is the real God, I do

not wish to be his friend. From him I neither ask,

nor expect, nor would I be willing to receive, even an

eternity of joy. According to the Old Testament,

he established a government,--a political state,--and

yet, no civilized country to-day would re-enact these

laws of God.

_Question_. What do you think of the explanation

given by Mr. Talmage of the stopping of the sun and

moon in the time of Joshua, in order that a battle

might be completed?

_Answer_. Of course, if there is an infinite God,

he could have stopped the sun and moon. No one

pretends to prescribe limits to the power of the

infinite. Even admitting that such a being existed,

the question whether he did stop the sun and moon,

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or not, still remains. According to the account, these

planets were stopped, in order that Joshua might con-

tinue the pursuit of a routed enemy. I take it for

granted that a being of infinite wisdom would not

waste any force,--that he would not throw away any

"omnipotence," and that, under ordinary circum-

stances, he would husband his resources. I find that

this spirit exists, at least in embryo, in Mr. Talmage.

He proceeds to explain this miracle. He does not

assert that the earth was stopped on its axis, but sug-

gests "refraction" as a way out of the difficulty. Now,

while the stopping of the earth on its axis accounts for

the sun remaining in the same relative position, it does

not account for the stoppage of the moon. The moon

has a motion of its own, and even if the earth had been

stopped in its rotary motion, the moon would have gone

on. The Bible tells us that the moon was stopped. One

would suppose that the sun would have given sufficient

light for all practical purposes. Will Mr. Talmage be

kind enough to explain the stoppage of the moon?

Every one knows that the moon is somewhat obscure

when the sun is in the midst of the heavens. The moon

when compared with the sun at such a time, is much

like one of the discourses of Mr. Talmage side by side

with a chapter from Humboldt;--it is useless.

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In the same chapter in which the account of the

stoppage of the sun and moon is given, we find that

God cast down from heaven great hailstones on

Joshua's enemies. Did he get out of hailstones?

Had he no "omnipotence" left? Was it necessary

for him to stop the sun and moon and depend entirely

upon the efforts of Joshua? Would not the force

employed in stopping the rotary motion of the earth

have been sufficient to destroy the enemy? Would

not a millionth part of the force necessary to stop the

moon, have pierced the enemy's centre, and rolled up

both his flanks? A resort to lightning would have

been, in my judgment, much more economical and

rather more effective. If he had simply opened the

earth, and swallowed them, as he did Korah and his

company, it would have been a vast saving of

"omnipotent" muscle. Yet, the foremost orthodox

minister of the Presbyterian Church,--the one who

calls all unbelievers "wolves and dogs," and "brazen

"fools," in his effort to account for this miracle, is

driven to the subterfuge of an "optical illusion."

We are seriously informed that "God probably

"changed the nature of the air," and performed this

feat of ledgerdemain through the instrumentality of

"refraction." It seems to me it would have been fully

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as easy to have changed the nature of the air breathed

by the enemy, so that it would not have supported

life. He could have accomplished this by changing

only a little air, in that vicinity; whereas, according

to the Talmagian view, he changed the atmosphere

of the world. Or, a small "local flood" might have

done the work. The optical illusion and refraction

view, ingenious as it may appear, was not original

with Mr. Talmage. The Rev. Henry M. Morey, of

South Bend, Indiana, used, upon this subject, the fol-

lowing language; "The phenomenon was simply

"optical. The rotary motion of the earth was not

"disturbed, but the light of the sun was prolonged by

"the same laws of refraction and reflection by which

"the sun now appears to be above the horizon when

"it is really below. The medium through which the

"sun's rays passed, might have been miraculously

"influenced so as to have caused the sun to linger

"above the horizon long after its usual time for dis-

"appearance."

I pronounce the opinion of Mr. Morey to be the

ripest product of Christian scholarship. According to

the Morey-Talmage view, the sun lingered somewhat

above the horizon. But this is inconsistent with the

Bible account. We are not told in the Scriptures that

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the sun "lingered above the horizon," but that it "stood

"still in the midst of heaven for about a whole day."

The trouble about the optical-illusion view is, that it

makes the day too long. If the air was miraculously

changed, so that it refracted the rays of the sun, while

the earth turned over as usual for about a whole day,

then, at the end of that time, the sun must have been

again visible in the east. It would then naturally

shine twelve hours more, so that this miraculous day

must have been at least thirty-six hours in length.

There were first twelve hours of natural light, then

twelve hours of refracted and reflected light, and then

twelve hours more of natural light. This makes the

day too long. So, I say to Mr. Talmage, as I said to

Mr. Morey: If you will depend a little less on

refraction, and a little more on reflection, you will see

that the whole story is a barbaric myth and foolish

fable.

For my part, I do not see why God should be

pleased to have me believe a story of this character.

I can hardly think that there is great joy in heaven

over another falsehood swallowed. I can imagine

that a man may deny this story, and still be an excel-

lent citizen, a good father, an obliging neighbor, and

in all respects a just and truthful man. I can also

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imagine that a man may believe this story, and yet

assassinate a President of the United States.

I am afraid that Mr. Talmage is beginning to be

touched, in spite of himself, with some new ideas. He

tells us that worlds are born and that worlds die.

This is not exactly the Bible view. You would think

that he imagined that a world was naturally pro-

duced,--that the aggregation of atoms was natural,

and that disintegration came to worlds, as to men,

through old age. Yet this is not the Bible view.

According to the Bible, these worlds were not born,--

they were created out of "nothing," or out of

"omnipotence," which is much the same. According

to the Bible, it took this infinite God six days to make

this atom called earth; and according to the account,

he did not work nights,--he worked from the morn-

ings to the evenings,--and I suppose rested nights,

as he has since that time on Sundays.

Admitting that the battle which Joshua fought

was exceedingly important--which I do not think--

is it not a little strange that this God, in all subse-

quent battles of the world's history, of which we

know anything, has maintained the strictest neu-

trality? The earth turned as usual at Yorktown,

and at Gettysburg the moon pursued her usual

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course; and so far as I know, neither at Waterloo

nor at Sedan were there any peculiar freaks of "re-

"fraction" or "reflection."

_Question_. Mr. Talmage tells us that there was in

the early part of this century a dark day, when

workmen went home from their fields, and legis-

latures and courts adjourned, and that the darkness

of that day has not yet been explained. What is

your opinion about that?

_Answer_. My opinion is, that if at that time we

had been at war with England, and a battle had

been commenced in the morning, and in the after-

noon the American forces had been driven from their

position and were hard pressed by the enemy, and

if the day had become suddenly dark, and so dark

that the Americans were thereby enabled to escape,

thousands of theologians of the calibre of Mr. Tal-

mage would have honestly believed that there had

been an interposition of divine Providence. No

battle was fought that day, and consequently, even

the ministers are looking for natural causes. In

olden times, when the heavens were visited by

comets, war, pestilence and famine were predicted.

If wars came, the prediction was remembered; if

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nothing happened, it was forgotten. When eclipses

visited the sun and moon, the barbarian fell upon his

knees, and accounted for the phenomena by the

wickedness of his neighbor. Mr. Talmage tells us

that his father was terrified by the meteoric shower

that visited our earth in 1833. The terror of the

father may account for the credulity of the son.

Astronomers will be surprised to read the declaration

of Mr. Talmage that the meteoric shower has never

been explained. Meteors visit the earth every year

of its life, and in a certain portion of the orbit they

are always expected, and they always come. Mr.

Newcomb has written a work on astronomy that

all ministers ought to read.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage also charges you with

"making light of holy things," and seems to be aston-

ished that you should ridicule the anointing oil of

Aaron?

_Answer_. I find that the God who had no time to

say anything on the subject of slavery, and who found

no room upon the tables of stone to say a word

against polygamy, and in favor of the rights of

woman, wife and mother, took time to give a recipe

for making hair oil. And in order that the priests

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might have the exclusive right to manufacture this oil,

decreed the penalty of death on all who should

infringe. I admit that I am incapable of seeing the

beauty of this symbol. Neither could I ever see the

necessity of Masons putting oil on the corner-stone

of a building. Of course, I do not know the exact

chemical effect that oil has on stone, and I see no harm

in laughing at such a ceremony. If the oil does good,

the laughter will do no harm; and if the oil will do no

harm, the laughter will do no good. Personally, I am

willing that Masons should put oil on all stones; but,

if Masons should insist that I must believe in the effi-

cacy of the ceremony, or be eternally damned, I

would have about the same feeling toward the

Masons that I now have toward Mr. Talmage. I

presume that at one time the putting of oil on a

corner-stone had some meaning; but that it ever did

any good, no sensible man will insist. It is a custom

to break a bottle of champagne over the bow of

a newly-launched ship, but I have never considered

this ceremony important to the commercial interests

of the world.

I have the same opinion about putting oil on

stones, as about putting water on heads. For my

part, I see no good in the rite of baptism. Still, it

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may do no harm, unless people are immersed during

cold weather. Neither have I the slightest objection

to the baptism of anybody; but if people tell me that

I must be baptized or suffer eternal agony, then I deny

it. If they say that baptism does any earthly good, I

deny it. No one objects to any harmless ceremony;

but the moment it is insisted that a ceremony is neces-

sary, the reason of which no man can see, then the

practice of the ceremony becomes hurtful, for the

reason that it is maintained only at the expense of

intelligence and manhood.

It is hurtful for people to imagine that they can

please God by any ceremony whatever. If there is

any God, there is only one way to please him, and

that is, by a conscientious discharge of your obliga-

tions to your fellow-men. Millions of people imagine

that they can please God by wearing certain kinds

of cloth. Think of a God who can be pleased with

a coat of a certain cut! Others, to earn a smile of

heaven, shave their heads, or trim their beards, or

perforate their ears or lips or noses. Others maim

and mutilate their bodies. Others think to please

God by simply shutting their eyes, by swinging

censers, by lighting candles, by repeating poor Latin,

by making a sign of the cross with holy water, by

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ringing bells, by going without meat, by eating fish,

by getting hungry, by counting beads, by making

themselves miserable Sundays, by looking solemn,

by refusing to marry, by hearing sermons; and

others imagine that they can please God by calumni-

ating unbelievers.

There is an old story of an Irishman who, when

dying, sent for a priest. The reputation of the

dying man was so perfectly miserable, that the priest

refused to administer the rite of extreme unction.

The priest therefore asked him if he could recollect

any decent action that he had ever done. The dying

man said that he could not. "Very well," said the

priest, "then you will have to be damned." In a

moment, the pinched and pale face brightened, and

he said to the priest: "I have thought of one good

"action." "What is it?" asked the priest. And the

dying man said, "Once I killed a gauger."

I suppose that in the next world some ministers,

driven to extremes, may reply: "Once I told a lie

"about an infidel."

_Question_. You see that Mr. Talmage still sticks to

the whale and Jonah story. What do you think of

his argument, or of his explanation, rather, of that

miracle?

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_Answer_. The edge of his orthodoxy seems to be

crumbling. He tells us that "there is in the mouth

"of the common whale a cavity large enough for a

"man to live in without descent into his stomach,"--

and yet Christ says, that Jonah was in the whale's

belly, not in his mouth. But why should Mr. Tal-

mage say that? We are told in the sacred account

that "God prepared a great fish" for the sole pur-

pose of having Jonah swallowed. The size of the

present whale has nothing to do with the story. No

matter whether the throat of the whale of to-day is

large or small,--that has nothing to do with it. The

simple story is, that God prepared a fish and had

Jonah swallowed. And yet Mr. Talmage throws out

the suggestion that probably this whale held Jonah

in his mouth for three days and nights. I admit that

Jonah's chance for air would have been a little better

in his mouth, and his chance for water a little worse.

Probably the whale that swallowed Jonah was the

same fish spoken of by Procopius,--both accounts

being entitled, in my judgment, to equal credence.

I am a little surprised that Mr. Talmage forgot

to mention the fish spoken of by Munchausen--an

equally reliable author,--and who has given, not

simply the bald fact that a fish swallowed a ship, but

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was good enough to furnish the details. Mr. Talmage

should remember that out of Jonah's biography

grew the habit of calling any remarkable lie, "a fish

"story." There is one thing that Mr. Talmage

should not forget; and that is, that miracles should

not be explained. Miracles are told simply to be

believed, not to be understood.

Somebody suggested to Mr. Talmage that, in

all probability, a person in the stomach of a whale

would be digested in less than three days. Mr. Tal-

mage, again showing his lack of confidence in God,

refusing to believe that God could change the nature

of gastric juice,--having no opportunity to rely

upon "refraction or reflection," frankly admits that

Jonah had to save himself by keeping on the

constant go and jump. This gastric-juice theory of

Mr. Talmage is an abandonment of his mouth hy-

pothesis. I do not wonder that Mr. Talmage thought

of the mouth theory. Possibly, the two theories had

better be united--so that we may say that Jonah,

when he got tired of the activity necessary to

avoid the gastric juice, could have strolled into

the mouth for a rest. What a picture! Jonah

sitting on the edge of the lower jaw, wiping the

perspiration and the gastric juice from his anxious

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face, and vainly looking through the open mouth

for signs of land!

In this story of Jonah, we are told that "the Lord

"spake unto the fish." In what language? It must

be remembered that this fish was only a few hours

old. He had been prepared during the storm, for

the sole purpose of swallowing Jonah. He was a

fish of exceedingly limited experience. He had no

hereditary knowledge, because he did not spring

from ancestors; consequently, he had no instincts.

Would such a fish understand any language? It

may be contended that the fish, having been made

for the occasion, was given a sufficient knowledge

of language to understand an ordinary command-

ment; but, if Mr. Talmage is right, I think an order

to the fish would have been entirely unnecessary.

When we take into consideration that a thing the

size of a man had been promenading up and down

the stomach of this fish for three days and three

nights, successfully baffling the efforts of gastric

juice, we can readily believe that the fish was as

anxious to have Jonah go, as Jonah was to leave.

But the whale part is, after all, not the most won-

derful portion of the book of Jonah. According to

this wonderful account, "the word of the Lord came

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"to Jonah," telling him to "go and cry against the

"city of Nineveh;" but Jonah, instead of going,

endeavored to evade the Lord by taking ship for

Tarshish. As soon as the Lord heard of this, he

"sent out a great wind into the sea," and frightened

the sailors to that extent that after assuring them-

selves, by casting lots, that Jonah was the man, they

threw him into the sea. After escaping from the

whale, he went to Nineveh, and delivered his pre-

tended message from God. In consequence of his

message, Jonah having no credentials from God,--

nothing certifying to his official character, the King

of Nineveh covered himself with sack-cloth and sat

down in some ashes. He then caused a decree to

be issued that every man and beast should abstain

from food and water; and further, that every man and

beast should be covered with sack-cloth. This was

done in the hope that Jonah's God would repent, and

turn away his fierce anger. When we take into con-

sideration the fact that the people of Nineveh were

not Hebrews, and had not the slightest confidence in

the God of the Jews--knew no more of, and cared no

more for, Jehovah than we now care for Jupiter, or

Neptune; the effect produced by the proclamation of

Jonah is, to say the least of it, almost incredible.

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We are also informed, in this book, that the

moment God saw all the people sitting in the ashes,

and all the animals covered with sack-cloth, he

repented. This failure on the part of God to destroy

the unbelievers displeased Jonah exceedingly, and

he was very angry. Jonah was much like the

modern minister, who seems always to be personally

aggrieved if the pestilence and famine prophesied by

him do not come. Jonah was displeased to that

degree, that he asked God to kill him. Jonah then

went out of the city, even after God had repented,

made him a booth and sat under it, in the shade,

waiting to see what would become of the city. God

then "prepared a gourd, and made it to come up

"over Jonah that it might be a shadow over his

"head to deliver him from his grief." And then we

have this pathetic line: "So Jonah was exceedingly

"glad of the gourd."

God having prepared a fish, and also prepared

a gourd, proposed next morning to prepare a worm.

And when the sun rose next day, the worm that

God had prepared, "smote the gourd, so that

"it withered." I can hardly believe that an in-

finite being prepared a worm to smite a gourd

so that it withered, in order to keep the sun from

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the bald head of a prophet. According to the

account, after sunrise, and after the worm had

smitten the gourd, "God prepared a vehement east

"wind." This was not an ordinary wind, but one

prepared expressly for that occasion. After the wind

had been prepared, "the sun beat upon the head of

"Jonah, and he fainted, and wished in himself to

"die." All this was done in order to convince

Jonah that a man who would deplore the loss of a

gourd, ought not to wish for the destruction of a city.

Is it possible for any intelligent man now to

believe that the history of Jonah is literally true?

For my part, I cannot see the necessity either of

believing it, or of preaching it. It has nothing to do

with honesty, with mercy, or with morality. The

bad may believe it, and the good may hold it in

contempt. I do not see that civilization has the

slightest interest in the fish, the gourd, the worm, or

the vehement east wind.

Does Mr. Talmage think that it is absolutely neces-

sary to believe _all_ the story? Does he not think it

probable that a God of infinite mercy, rather than

damn the soul of an honest man to hell forever, would

waive, for instance, the worm,--provided he believed

in the vehement east wind, the gourd and the fish?

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Mr. Talmage, by insisting on the literal truth of

the Bible stories, is doing Christianity great harm.

Thousands of young men will say: "I can't become

"a Christian if it is necessary to believe the adven-

"tures of Jonah." Mr. Talmage will put into the

paths of multitudes of people willing to do right,

anxious to make the world a little better than it is,--

this stumbling block. He could have explained it,

called it an allegory, poetical license, a child of the

oriental imagination, a symbol, a parable, a poem, a

dream, a legend, a myth, a divine figure, or a great

truth wrapped in the rags and shreds and patches of

seeming falsehood. His efforts to belittle the miracle,

to suggest the mouth instead of the stomach,--to

suggest that Jonah took deck passage, or lodged in

the forecastle instead of in the cabin or steerage,--

to suggest motion as a means of avoiding digestion,

is a serious theological blunder, and may cause the

loss of many souls.

If Mr. Talmage will consult with other ministers,

they will tell him to let this story alone--that he will

simply "provoke investigation and discussion"--two

things to be avoided. They will tell him that they

are not willing their salary should hang on so slender

a thread, and will advise him not to bother his gourd

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about Jonah's. They will also tell him that in this

age of the world, arguments cannot be answered by

"a vehement east wind."

Some people will think that it would have been

just as easy for God to have pulled the gourd up, as

to have prepared a worm to bite it.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage charges that you have

said there are indecencies in the Bible. Are you

still of that opinion?

_Answer_. Mr. Talmage endeavors to evade the

charge, by saying that "there are things in the Bible

"not intended to be read, either in the family circle,

"or in the pulpit, but nevertheless they are to be

"read." My own judgment is, that an infinite being

should not inspire the writing of indecent things.

It will not do to say, that the Bible description of sin

"warns and saves." There is nothing in the history

of Tamar calculated to "warn and save and the

same may be said of many other passages in the

Old Testament. Most Christians would be glad

to know that all such passages are interpolations.

I regret that Shakespeare ever wrote a line that

could not be read any where, and by any person.

But Shakespeare, great as he was, did not rise en-

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tirely above his time. So of most poets. Nearly all

have stained their pages with some vulgarity; and I

am sorry for it, and hope the time will come when

we shall have an edition of all the great writers and

poets from which every such passage is elimi-

nated.

It is with the Bible as with most other books. It

is a mingling of good and bad. There are many

exquisite passages in the Bible,--many good laws,--

many wise sayings,--and there are many passages

that should never have been written. I do not pro-

pose to throw away the good on account of the

bad, neither do I propose to accept the bad on

account of the good. The Bible need not be taken

as an entirety. It is the business of every man who

reads it, to discriminate between that which is good

and that which is bad. There are also many passages

neither good nor bad,--wholly and totally indifferent

--conveying 110 information--utterly destitute of

ideas,--and as to these passages, my only objection

to them is that they waste time and paper.

I am in favor of every passage in the Bible that

conveys information. I am in favor of every wise

proverb, of every verse coming from human ex-

perience and that appeals to the heart of man. I am

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in favor of every passage that inculcates justice,

generosity, purity, and mercy. I am satisfied that

much of the historical part is false. Some of it

is probably true. Let us have the courage to take

the true, and throw the false away. I am satisfied

that many of the passages are barbaric, and many of

them are good. Let us have the wisdom to accept

the good and to reject the barbaric.

No system of religion should go in partnership

with barbarism. Neither should any Christian feel

it his duty to defend the savagery of the past. The

philosophy of Christ must stand independently of the

mistakes of the Old Testament. We should do jus-

tice whether a woman was made from a rib or from

"omnipotence." We should be merciful whether

the flood was general, or local. We should be kind

and obliging whether Jonah was swallowed by a fish

or not. The miraculous has nothing to do with the

moral. Intelligence is of more value than inspiration.

Brain is better than Bible. Reason is above all

religion. I do not believe that any civilized human

being clings to the Bible on account of its barbaric

passages. I am candid enough to believe that every

Christian in the world would think more of the Bible,

if it had not upheld slavery, if it had denounced

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polygamy, if it had cried out against wars of exter-

mination, if it had spared women and babes, if it had

upheld everywhere, and at all times, the standard of

justice and mercy. But when it is claimed that the

book is perfect, that it is inspired, that it is, in fact,

the work of an infinitely wise and good God,--then

it should be without a defect. There should not be

within its lids an impure word; it should not express

an impure thought. There should not be one word

in favor of injustice, not one word in favor of slavery,

not one word in favor of wars of extermination.

There must be another revision of the Scriptures.

The chaff must be thrown away. The dross must

be rejected; and only that be retained which is in

exact harmony with the brain and heart of the

greatest and the best.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage charges you with unfair-

ness, because you account for the death of art in

Palestine, by the commandment which forbids the

making of graven images.

_Answer_. I have said that that commandment was

the death of art, and I say so still. I insist that by

reason of that commandment, Palestine produced no

painter and no sculptor until after the destruction of

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Jerusalem. Mr. Talmage, in order to answer that

statement, goes on to show that hundreds and thou-

sands of pictures were produced in the Middle Ages.

That is a departure in pleading. Will he give us the

names of the painters that existed in Palestine from

Mount Sinai to the destruction of the temple? Will

he give us the names of the sculptors between those

times? Mohammed prohibited his followers from

making any representation of human or animal life,

and as a result, Mohammedans have never produced

a painter nor a sculptor, except in the portrayal and

chiseling of vegetable forms. They were confined

to trees and vines, and flowers. No Mohammedan

has portrayed the human face or form. But the

commandment of Jehovah went farther than that of

Momammed, and prevented portraying the image of

anything. The assassination of art was complete.

There is another thing that should not be forgotten.

We are indebted for the encouragement of

art, not to the Protestant Church; if indebted to any,

it is to the Catholic. The Catholic adorned the cathedral

with painting and statue--not the Protestant.

The Protestants opposed music and painting, and

refused to decorate their temples. But if Mr. Tal-

mage wishes to know to whom we are indebted for

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art, let him read the mythology of Greece and Rome.

The early Christians destroyed paintings and statues.

They were the enemies of all beauty. They hated

and detested every expression of art. They looked

upon the love of statues as a form of idolatry. They

looked upon every painting as a remnant of Pagan-

ism. They destroyed all upon which they could lay

their ignorant hands. Hundred of years afterwards,

the world was compelled to search for the fragments

that Christian fury had left. The Greeks filled the

world with beauty. For every stream and mountain

and cataract they had a god or goddess. Their

sculptors impersonated every dream and hope, and

their mythology feeds, to-day, the imagination of

mankind. The Venus de Milo is the impersonation

of beauty, in ruin--the sublimest fragment of the

ancient world. Our mythology is infinitely unpoetic

and barren--our deity an old bachelor from eternity,

who once believed in indiscriminate massacre. Upon

the throne of our heaven, woman finds no place.

Our mythology is destitute of the maternal.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage denies your statement

that the Old Testament humiliates woman. He also

denies that the New Testament says anything

against woman. How is it?

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_Answer_. Of course, I never considered a book up-

holding polygamy to be the friend of woman. Eve,

according to that book, is the mother of us all, and

yet the inspired writer does not tell us how long she

lived,--does not even mention her death,--makes

not the slightest reference as to what finally became

of her. Methuselah lived nine hundred and sixty-

nine years, and yet, there is not the slightest mention

made of Mrs. Methuselah. Enoch was translated,

and his widow is not mentioned. There is not a

word about Mrs. Seth, or Mrs. Enos, or Mrs. Cainan,

or Mrs. Mahalaleel, or Mrs. Jared. We do not

know the name of Mrs. Noah, and I believe not the

name of a solitary woman is given from the creation

of Eve--with the exception of two of Lamech's

wives--until Sarai is mentioned as being the wife

of Abram.

If you wish really to know the Bible estimation of

woman, turn to the fourth and fifth verses of the

twelfth chapter of Leviticus, in which a woman, for

the crime of having borne a son, is unfit to touch a

hallowed thing, or to come in the holy sanctuary for

thirty-three days; but if a woman was the mother

of a girl, then she became totally unfit to enter the

sanctuary, or pollute with her touch a hallowed thing,

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for sixty-six days. The pollution was twice as great

when she had borne a daughter.

It is a little difficult to see why it is a greater crime

to give birth to a daughter than to a son. Surely, a

law like that did not tend to the elevation of woman.

You will also find in the same chapter that a woman

had to offer a pigeon, or a turtle-dove, as a sin offer-

ing, in order to expiate the crime of having become a

mother. By the Levitical law, a mother was unclean.

The priest had to make an atonement for her.

If there is, beneath the stars, a figure of complete

and perfect purity, it is a mother holding in her arms

her child. The laws respecting women, given by

commandment of Jehovah to the Jews, were born of

barbarism, and in this day and age should be re-

garded only with detestation and contempt. The

twentieth and twenty-first verses of the nineteenth

chapter of Leviticus show that the same punishment

was not meted to men and women guilty of the

same crime.

The real explanation of what we find in the Old

Testament degrading to woman, lies in the fact, that

the overflow of Love's mysterious Nile--the sacred

source of life--was, by its savage authors, deemed

unclean.

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_Question_. But what have you to say about the

women of the Bible, mentioned by Mr. Talmage,

and held up as examples for all time of all that is

sweet and womanly?

_Answer_. I believe that Esther is his principal

heroine. Let us see who she was.

According to the book of Esther, Ahasuerus who

was king of Persia, or some such place, ordered

Vashti his queen to show herself to the people

and the princes, because she was "exceedingly fair

"to look upon." For some reason--modesty per-

haps--she refused to appear. And thereupon the

king "sent letters into all his provinces and to every

"people after their language, that every man should

"bear rule in his own house;" it being feared that

if it should become public that Vashti had disobeyed,

all other wives might follow her example. The king

also, for the purpose of impressing upon all women

the necessity of obeying their husbands, issued a

decree that "Vashti should come no more before

"him," and that he would "give her royal estate

"unto another." This was done that "all the

"wives should give to their husbands honor, both to

"great and small."

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