I admit that the Bible does not tell when God created

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the universe. It is simply said that he did this "in the

beginning." We are left, however, to infer that "the

beginning" was Monday morning, and that on the

first Monday God created the matter in an exceedingly

chaotic state; that on Tuesday he made a firmament

to divide the waters from the waters; that on Wednes-

day he gathered the waters together in seas and

allowed the dry land to appear. We are also told that

on that day "the earth brought forth grass and herb

"yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding

"fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind." This

was before the creation of the sun, but Mr. Talmage

takes the ground that there are many other sources of

light; that "there may have been volcanoes in active

operation on other planets." I have my doubts,

however, about the light of volcanoes being sufficient

to produce or sustain vegetable life, and think it a

little doubtful about trees growing only by "volcanic

glare." Neither do I think one could depend upon

"three thousand miles of liquid granite" for the pro-

duction of grass and trees, nor upon "light that rocks

might emit in the process of crystallization." I doubt

whether trees would succeed simply with the assistance

of the "Aurora Borealis or the Aurora Australis."

There are other sources of light, not mentioned by

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Mr. Talmage--lightning-bugs, phosphorescent beetles,

and fox-fire. I should think that it would be humili-

ating, in this age, for an orthodox preacher to insist

that vegetation could exist upon this planet without the

light of the sun--that trees could grow, blossom and

bear fruit, having no light but the flames of volcanoes,

or that emitted by liquid granite, or thrown off by the

crystallization of rocks.

There is another thing, also, that should not be for-

gotten, and that is, that there is an even balance for-

ever kept between the totals of animal and vegetable

life--that certain forms of animal life go with certain

forms of vegetable life. Mr. Haeckel has shown that

"in the first epoch, algae and skull-less vertebrates

were found together; in the second, ferns and fishes;

in the third, pines and reptiles; in the fourth, foliaceous

forests and mammals." Vegetable and animal

life sustain a necessary relation; they exist together;

they act and interact, and each depends upon the other.

The real point of difference between Mr. Talmage and

myself is this: He says that God made the universe

out of his "omnipotence," and I say that, although I

know nothing whatever upon the subject, my opinion

is, that the universe has existed from eternity--that it

continually changes in form, but that it never was

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created or called into being by any power. I think

that all that is, is all the God there is.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage charges you with having

misrepresented the Bible story of the deluge. Has he

correctly stated your position?

_Answer_. Mr. Talmage takes the ground that the

flood was only partial, and was, after all, not much of a

flood. The Bible tells us that God said he would

"destroy all flesh wherein is the breath of life from

"under heaven, and that everything that is in the

"earth shall die;" that God also said: "I will destroy

"man, whom I have created, from the face of the

"earth; both man and beast and the creeping thing

"and the fowls of the air, and every living substance

"that I have made will I destroy from off the face of

"the earth."

I did not suppose that there was any miracle in the

Bible larger than the credulity of Mr. Talmage. The

flood story, however, seems to be a little more than

he can bear. He is like the witness who stated that

he had read _Gullivers Travels_, the _Stories of Mun-

chausen_, and the _Flying Wife_, including _Robinson

Crusoe_, and believed them all; but that Wirt's _Life of

Patrick Henry_ was a litde more than he could stand.

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It is strange that a man who believes that God

created the universe out of "omnipotence" should

believe that he had not enough omnipotence left to

drown a world the size of this. Mr. Talmage seeks

to make the story of the flood reasonable. The

moment it is reasonable, it ceases to be miraculous.

Certainly God cannot afford to reward a man with

eternal joy for believing a reasonable story. Faith is

only necessary when the story is unreasonable, and if

the flood only gets small enough, I can believe it

myself. I ask for evidence, and Mr. Talmage seeks

to make the story so little that it can be believed

without evidence. He tells us that it was a kind of

"local option" flood--a little wet for that part of the

country.

Why was it necessary to save the birds? They

certainly could have gotten out of the way of a real

small flood. Of the birds, Noah took fourteen of each

species. He was commanded to take of the fowls of the

air by sevens--seven of each sex--and, as there are

at least 12,500 species, Noah collected an aviary of

about 175,000 birds, provided the flood was general.

If it was local, there are no means of determining the

number. But why, if the flood was local, should he

have taken any of the fowls of the air into his ark?

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All they had to do was to fly away, or "roost high;"

and it would have been just as easy for God to have

implanted in them, for the moment, the instinct of

getting out of the way as the instinct of hunting the ark.

It would have been quite a saving of room and pro-

visions, and would have materially lessened the labor

and anxiety of Noah and his sons.

Besides, if it had been a partial flood, and great

enough to cover the highest mountains in that country,

the highest mountain being about seventeen thousand

feet, the flood would have been covered with a sheet

of ice several thousand feet in thickness. If a column

of water could have been thrown seventeen thousand

feet high and kept stationary, several thousand feet

of the upper end would have frozen. If, however,

the deluge was general, then the atmosphere would

have been forced out the same on all sides, and the

climate remained substantially normal.

Nothing can be more absurd than to attempt to

explain the flood by calling it partial.

Mr. Talmage also says that the window ran clear

round the ark, and that if I had only known as much

Hebrew as a man could put on his little finger, I

would have known that the window went clear round.

To this I reply that, if his position is correct, then the

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original translators of King James' edition did not

know as much Hebrew as they could have put on

their little fingers; and yet I am obliged to believe

their translation or be eternally damned. If the

window went clear round, the inspired writer should

have said so, and the learned translators should have

given us the truth. No one pretends that there was

more than one door, and yet the same language is

used about the door, except this--that the exact size

of the window is given, and the only peculiarity men-

tioned as to the door is that it shut from the outside.

For any one to see that Mr. Talmage is wrong on the

window question, it is only necessary to read the story

of the deluge.

Mr. Talmage also endeavors to decrease the depth

of the flood. If the flood did not cover the highest

hills, many people might have been saved. He also

insists that all the water did not come from the rains,

but that "the fountains of the great deep were broken

"up." What are "the fountains of the great deep"?

How would their being "broken up" increase the

depth of the water? He seems to imagine that these

"fountains" were in some way imprisoned--anxious

to get to the surface, and that, at that time, an oppor-

tunity was given for water to run up hill, or in some

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mysterious way to rise above its level. According to

the account, the ark was at the mercy of the waves for

at least seven months. If this flood was only partial,

it seems a little curious that the water did not seek its

level in less than seven months. With anything like

a fair chance, by that time most of it would have

found its way to the sea again.

There is in the literature of ignorance no more

perfectly absurd and cruel story than that of the

deluge.

I am very sorry that Mr. Talmage should disagree

with some of the great commentators. Dr. Scott

tells us that, in all probability, the angels assisted in

getting the animals into the ark. Dr. Henry insists

that the waters in the bowels of the earth, at God's

command, sprung up and flooded the earth. Dr.

Clark tells us that it would have been much easier

for God to have destroyed all the people and made

some new ones, but that he did not want to waste

anything. Dr. Henry also tells us that the lions, while

in the ark, ate straw like oxen. Nothing could be

more amusing than to see a few lions eating good,

dry straw. This commentator assures us that the

waters rose so high that the loftiest mountains were

overflowed fifteen cubits, so that salvation was not

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hoped for from any hills or mountains. He tells us

that some of the people got on top of the ark, and

hoped to shift for themselves, but that, in all proba-

bility, they were washed off by the rain. When we

consider that the rain must have fallen at the rate of

about eight hundred feet a day, I am inclined to think

that they were washed off.

Mr. Talmage has clearly misrepresented the Bible.

He is not prepared to believe the story as it is told.

The seeds of infidelity seem to be germinating in his

mind. His position no doubt will be a great relief to

most of his hearers. After this, their credulity will

not be strained. They can say that there was probably

quite a storm, some rain, to an extent that rendered it

necessary for Noah and his family--his dogs, cats,

and chickens--to get in a boat. This would not be

unreasonable. The same thing happens almost every

year on the shores of great rivers, and consequently

the story of the flood is an exceedingly reasonable

one.

Mr. Talmage also endeavors to account for the

miraculous collection of the animals in the ark by

the universal instinct to get out of the rain. There

are at least two objections to this: 1. The animals

went into the ark before the rain commenced; 2. I

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have never noticed any great desire on the part of

ducks, geese, and loons to get out of the water. Mr.

Talmage must have been misled by a line from an old

nursery book that says: "And the little fishes got

"under the bridge to keep out of the rain." He tells

us that Noah described what he saw. He is the first

theologian who claims that Genesis was written by

Noah, or that Noah wrote any account of the flood.

Most Christians insist that the account of the flood

was written by Moses, and that he was inspired to

write it. Of course, it will not do for me to say that

Mr. Talmage has misrepresented the facts.

_Question_. You are also charged with misrepresen-

tation in your statement as to where the ark at last

rested. It is claimed by Mr. Talmage that there is

nothing in the Bible to show that the ark rested on

the highest mountains.

_Answer_. Of course I have no knowledge as to

where the ark really came to anchor, but after it struck

bottom, we are told that a dove was sent out, and

that the dove found no place whereon to rest her

foot. If the ark touched ground in the low country,

surely the mountains were out of water, and an or-

dinary mountain furnishes, as a rule, space enough

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for a dove's foot. We must infer that the ark rested

on the only land then above water, or near enough

above water to strike the keel of Noah's boat. Mount

Ararat is about seventeen thousand feet high; so I

take it that the top of that mountain was where Noah

ran aground--otherwise, the account means nothing.

Here Mr. Talmage again shows his tendency to

belittle the miracles of the Bible. I am astonished

that he should doubt the power of God to keep an

ark on a mountain seventeen thousand feet high.

He could have changed the climate for that occasion.

He could have made all the rocks and glaciers pro-

duce wheat and corn in abundance. Certainly God,

who could overwhelm a world with a flood, had the

power to change every law and fact in nature.

I am surprised that Mr. Talmage is not willing to

believe the story as it is told. What right has he to

question the statements of an inspired writer? Why

should he set up his judgment against the Websters

and Jacksons? Is it not infinitely impudent in him

to contrast his penny-dip with the sun of inspiration?

What right has he to any opinion upon the subject?

He must take the Bible as it reads. He should

remember that the greater the miracle the greater

should be his faith.

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_Question_. You do not seem to have any great

opinion of the chemical, geological, and agricultural

views expressed by Mr. Talmage?

_Answer_. You must remember that Mr. Talmage

has a certain thing to defend. He takes the Bible as

actually true, and with the Bible as his standard, he

compares and measures all sciences. He does not

study geology to find whether the Mosaic account is

true, but he reads the Mosaic account for the purpose

of showing that geology can not be depended upon.

His idea that "one day is as a thousand years with

"God," and that therefore the "days" mentioned in the

Mosaic account are not days of twenty-four hours, but

long periods, is contradicted by the Bible itself. The

great reason given for keeping the Sabbath day is, that

"God rested on the seventh day and was refreshed."

Now, it does not say that he rested on the "seventh

"period," or the "seventh good--while," or the

"seventh long-time," but on the "seventh day." In

imitation of this example we are also to rest--not on

the seventh good-while, but on the seventh day.

Nothing delights the average minister more than to

find that a passage of Scripture is capable of several

interpretations. Nothing in the inspired book is so

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dangerous as accuracy. If the holy writer uses

general terms, an ingenious theologian can harmonize

a seemingly preposterous statement with the most

obdurate fact. An "inspired" book should contain

neither statistics nor dates--as few names as possible,

and not one word about geology or astronomy. Mr.

Talmage is doing the best he can to uphold the fables

of the Jews. They are the foundation of his faith.

He believes in the water of the past and the fire of the

future--in the God of flood and flame--the eternal

torturer of his helpless children.

It is exceedingly unfortunate that Mr. Talmage does

not appreciate the importance of good manners, that

he does not rightly estimate the convincing power of

kindness and good nature. It is unfortunate that a

Christian, believing in universal forgiveness, should

exhibit so much of the spirit of detraction, that he

should run so easily and naturally into epithets, and

that he should mistake vituperation for logic. Thou-

sands of people, knowing but little of the mysteries of

Christianity--never having studied theology,--may

become prejudiced against the church, and doubt the

divine origin of a religion whose defenders seem to

rely, at least to a great degree, upon malignant per-

sonalities. Mr. Talmage should remember that in a

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discussion of this kind, he is supposed to represent a

being of infinite wisdom and goodness. Surely, the

representative of the infinite can afford to be candid,

can afford to be kind. When he contemplates the

condition of a fellow-being destitute of religion, a

fellow-being now travelling the thorny path to eternal

fire, he should be filled with pity instead of hate.

Instead of deforming his mouth with scorn, his eyes

should be filled with tears. He should take into

consideration the vast difference between an infidel

and a minister of the gospel,--knowing, as he does,

that a crown of glory has been prepared for the

minister, and that flames are waiting for the soul

of the unbeliever. He should bear with philosophic

fortitude the apparent success of the skeptic, for a

few days in this brief life, since he knows that in a

little while the question will be eternally settled in

his favor, and that the humiliation of a day is as

nothing compared with the victory of eternity. In

this world, the skeptic appears to have the best

of the argument; logic seems to be on the side

of blasphemy; common sense apparently goes hand

in hand with infidelity, and the few things we are

absolutely certain of, seem inconsistent with the

Christian creeds.

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This, however, as Mr. Talmage well knows, is but

apparent. God has arranged the world in this way

for the purpose of testing the Christian's faith.

Beyond all these facts, beyond logic, beyond reason,

Mr. Talmage, by the light of faith, clearly sees the

eternal truth. This clearness of vision should give

him the serenity of candor and the kindness born of

absolute knowledge. He, being a child of the light,

should not expect the perfect from the children of

darkness. He should not judge Humboldt and

Wesley by the same standard. He should remember

that Wesley was especially set apart and illuminated

by divine wisdom, while Humboldt was left to grope

in the shadows of nature. He should also remember

that ministers are not like other people. They have

been "called." They have been "chosen" by infinite

wisdom. They have been "set apart," and they

have bread to eat that we know not of. While

other people are forced to pursue the difficult paths

of investigation, they fly with the wings of faith.

Mr. Talmage is perfectly aware of the advantages

he enjoys, and yet he deems it dangerous to be fair.

This, in my judgment, is his mistake. If he cannot

easily point out the absurdities and contradictions in

infidel lectures, surely God would never have selected

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him for that task. We cannot believe that imperfect

instruments would be chosen by infinite wisdom.

Certain lambs have been entrusted to the care of Mr.

Talmage, the shepherd. Certainly God would not

select a shepherd unable to cope with an average

wolf. Such a shepherd is only the appearance of

protection. When the wolf is not there, he is a

useless expense, and when the wolf comes, he goes.

I cannot believe that God would select a shepherd

of that kind. Neither can the shepherd justify his

selection by abusing the wolf when out of sight.

The fear ought to be on the other side. A divinely

appointed shepherd ought to be able to convince his

sheep that a wolf is a dangerous animal, and ought

to be able to give his reasons. It may be that the

shepherd has a certain interest in exaggerating the

cruelty and ferocity of the wolf, and even the number

of the wolves. Should it turn out that the wolves

exist only in the imagination of the shepherd, the

sheep might refuse to pay the salary of their pro-

tector. It will, however, be hard to calculate the

extent to which the sheep will lose confidence in a

shepherd who has not even the courage to state the

facts about the wolf. But what must be the result

when the sheep find that the supposed wolf is, in

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fact, their friend, and that he is endeavoring to rescue

them from the exactions of the pretended shepherd,

who creates, by falsehood, the fear on which he

lives?

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