[Illustration: "IT'S LOVELY, BUT I'M AFRAID THIRTY GUINEAS IS TOO MUCH
FOR ME."
"IT _IS_ A GOOD DEAL, BUT MADAM MUST REMEMBER THIS A GENUINE OLD DRESS.
WE GUARANTEE IT TO HAVE BEEN IN CONSTANT WEAR FOR AT LEAST FIVE YEARS."]
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[Illustration: "I SAY! THAT'S A SMART FROCK, IF YOU LIKE!"
"H'M, YES. BUT IT'S ONLY IMITATION--NOT REAL OLD."]
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[Illustration: "I LIKE IT, BUT IT LOOKS DREADFULLY NEW."
"IF YOU FEEL THAT, MADAM, MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU HAVE IT SOILED BY OUR
SPECIAL PROCESS? WE ONLY CHARGE THREE GUINEAS EXTRA."]
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[Illustration: "COME ALONG, MABEL. DON'T MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER LOOKING
IN THERE. OLD CLOTHES ARE NOT FOR THE LIKES OF US."]
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[Illustration: _Visitor._ "And how did you _know_ when you were
wounded?"
_Tommy._ "SAW IT IN _THE DAILY MAIL._"]
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