I will tell you.

Never mind what the deed was. All I will say is that it is comparable to

the glorious feat of Lieutenant WARNEFORD, who bombed the Zeppelin from

above and sent it crashing down. My friend is an aviator too, and since

I am not allowed to describe his great performance in detail let us

pretend that it was an exact replica of the WARNEFORD triumph. Armed

with his bombs he saw the approaching Zepp and flew high, six or seven

thousand feet, to get above it. So far he had merely obeyed the dictates

of his brave impulsive nature. He had given no thought to the chances of

danger or death, but had flown direct to his duty. So far he was

instinctive. But my friend, as well as being unusually brave, is a

singularly retiring kind of man. He hates publicity, ostentation. Very

shy and very quiet, he moves about the world unperceived, and has all

the reluctances of the anchorite. Nothing but his deep feeling about the

War could have got him to do anything as prominent as aviation, so that

it is not unnatural that, as he mounted higher and higher and came

nearer and nearer to the desired point over the Zepp, he should suddenly

realise what it would mean for him if he succeeded in bringing it down.

Not that he had too much time for such reflections, for until the

envelope intervened between him and the Zepp's marksmen he was being

blazed at steadily. Bullets whistled about him. But one thinks swiftly,

and in a flash he saw the extremely distasteful consequences to

humility, and the dislocation of his secluded way of life if, dropping

his bombs accurately, he earned (as he was bound to do) the Victoria

Cross. All this he saw, and was properly furious at his bad luck--at the

trick that destiny had played on him. He then dropped the bombs, the

envelope ignited, and the Zepp, with its crew and its deadly cargo, fell

to earth and was blown to atoms.

Now my point is that for such a hero as my friend, whose whole soul is

to be outraged by publicity and _réclame_, and much of whose dearly

loved privacy is to be lost for ever, there ought to be a V.C. above and

beyond the ordinary V.C.--a super V.C.; for he performed not one deed,

but two: he not only destroyed the Zepp but he surrendered his

sanctuary.

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An Exhibition of Mr. Punch's War Cartoons is now being held at the

Leicester Galleries, Leicester Square.

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