TO A HAPPY SHORE
Upon an evening of November, 1911, it chanced that of Mrs. Arty’s flock
only Nelly and Mr. Wrenn were at home. They had finished two hot games
of pinochle, and sat with their feet on a small amiable oil-stove. Mr.
Wrenn laid her hand against his cheek with infinite content. He was
outlining the situation at the office.
The business had so increased that Mr. Mortimer R. Guilfogle, the
manager, had told Rabin, the head traveling-salesman, that he was going
to appoint an assistant manager. Should he, Mr. Wrenn queried, try to
get the position? The other candidates, Rabin and Henson and Glover,
were all good friends of his, and, furthermore, could he “run a bunch
of guys if he was over them?”
“Why, of course you can, Billy. I remember when you came here you were
sort of shy. But now you’re ’most the star boarder! And won’t those
others be trying to get the job away from you? Of course!”
“Yes, that’s so.”
“Why, Billy, some day you might be manager!”
“Say, that would be great, wouldn’t it! But hones’, Nell, do you think
I might have a chance to land the assistant’s job?”
“I certainly do.”
“Oh, Nelly—gee! you make me—oh, learn to bank on myself—”
He kissed her for the second time in his life.
“Mr. Guilfogle,” stated Mr. Wrenn, next day, “I want to talk to you
about that assistant managership.”
The manager, in his new office and his new flowered waistcoat, had
acted interested when Our steady and reliable Mr. Wrenn came in. But
now he tried to appear dignified and impatient.
“That—” he began.
“I’ve been here longer than any of the other men, and I know every line
of the business now, even the manufacturing. You remember I held down
Henson’s job when his wife was sick.”
“Yes, but—”
“And I guess Jake thinks I can boss all right, and Miss Leavenbetz,
too.”
“Now will you kindly ’low _me_ to talk a little, Wrenn? I know a
_little_ something about how things go in the office myself! I don’t
deny you’re a good man. Maybe some day you may get to be assistant
manager. But I’m going to give the first try at it to Glover. He’s had
so much more experience with meeting people directly—personally. But
you’re a good man—”
“Yes, I’ve heard that before, but I’ll be gol-darned if I’ll stick at
one desk all my life just because I save you all the trouble in that
department, Guilfogle, and now—”
“Now, now, now, now! Calm down; hold your horses, my boy. This ain’t a
melodrama, you know.”
“Yes, I know; I didn’t mean to get sore, but you know—”
“Well, now I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to make you
head of the manufacturing department instead of getting in a new man,
and shift Henson to purchasing. I’ll put Jake on your old job, and
expect you to give him a lift when he needs it. And you’d better keep
up the most important of the jollying-letters, I guess.”
“Well, I like that all right. I appreciate it. But of course I expect
more pay—two men’s work—”
“Let’s see; what you getting now?”
“Twenty-three.”
“Well, that’s a good deal, you know. The overhead expenses have been
increasing a lot faster than our profits, and we’ve—”
“Huh!”
“—got to see where new business is coming in to justify the liberal way
we’ve treated you men before we can afford to do much
salary-raising—though we’re just as glad to do it as you men to get it;
but—”
“Huh!”
“—if we go to getting extravagant we’ll go bankrupt, and then we won’t
any of us have jobs…. Still, I _am_ willing to raise you to
twenty-five, though—”
“Thirty-five!”
Mr. Wrenn stood straight. The manager tried to stare him down. Panic
was attacking Mr. Wrenn, and he had to think of Nelly to keep up his
defiance. At last Mr. Guilfogle glared, then roared: “Well, confound
it, Wrenn, I’ll give you twenty-nine-fifty, and not a cent more for at
least a year. That’s final. _Understand?_”
“All right,” chirped Mr. Wrenn.
“Gee!” he was exulting to himself, “never thought I’d get anything like
that. Twenty-nine-fifty! More ’n enough to marry on now! I’m going to
get _twenty-nine-fifty!_”
“Married five months ago to-night, honey,” said Mr. Wrenn to Nelly, his
wife, in their Bronx flat, and thus set down October 17, 1913, as a
great date in history.
“Oh, I _know_ it, Billy. I wondered if you’d remember. You just ought
to see the dessert I’m making—but that’s a s’prise.”
“Remember! Should say I did! See what I’ve got for somebody!”
He opened a parcel and displayed a pair of red-worsted bed-slippers, a
creation of one of the greatest red-worsted artists in the whole land.
Yes, and he could afford them, too. Was he not making thirty-two
dollars a week—he who had been poor! And his chances for the assistant
managership “looked good.”
“Oh, they’ll be so comfy when it gets cold. You’re a dear! Oh, Billy,
the janitress says the Jewish lady across the court in number seventy
is so lazy she wears her corsets to bed!”
“Did the janitress get the coal put in, Nell?”
“Yes, but her husband is laid off again. I was talking to her quite a
while this afternoon…. Oh, dear, I do get so lonely for you,
sweetheart, with nothing to do. But I did read some _Kim_ this
afternoon. I liked it.”
“That’s fine!”
“But it’s kind of hard. Maybe I’ll—Oh, I don’t know. I guess I’ll have
to read a lot.”
He patted her back softly, and hoped: “Maybe some day we can get a
little house out of town, and then you can garden…. Sorry old Siddons
is laid off again…. Is the gas-stove working all right now?”
“Um-huh, honey. I fixed it.”
“Say, let me make the coffee, Nell. You’ll have enough to do with
setting the table and watching the sausages.”
“All rightee, hun. But, oh, Billy, I’m so, shamed. I was going to get
some potato salad, and I’ve just remembered I forgot.” She hung her
head, with a fingertip to her pretty lips, and pretended to look
dreadfully ashamed. “Would you mind so ver-ee much skipping down to
Bachmeyer’s for some? Ah-h, is it just fearful neglected when it comes
home all tired out?”
“No, indeedy. But you got to kiss me first, else I won’t go at all.”
Nelly turned to him and, as he held her, her head bent far back. She
lay tremblingly inert against his arms, staring up at him, panting.
With her head on his shoulder—a soft burden of love that his shoulder
rejoiced to bear—they stood gazing out of the narrow kitchen window of
their sixth-story flat and noticed for the hundredth time that the
trees in a vacant lot across were quite as red and yellow as the
millionaire trees in Central Park along Fifth Avenue.
“Sometime,” mused Mr. Wrenn, “we’ll live in Jersey, where there’s trees
and trees and trees—and maybe there’ll be kiddies to play under them,
and then you won’t be lonely, honey; they’ll keep you some busy!”
“You skip along now, and don’t be talking nonsense, or I’ll not give
you one single wee bit of dinner!” Then she blushed adorably, with
infinite hope.
He hastened out of the kitchen, with the happy glance he never failed
to give the living-room—its red-papered walls with shiny imitation-oak
woodwork; the rows of steins on the plate-rack; the imitation-oak
dining-table, with a vase of newly dusted paper roses; the Morris
chair, with Nelly’s sewing on a tiny wicker table beside it; the large
gilt-framed oleograph of “Pike’s Peak by Moonlight.”
He clattered down the slate treads of the stairs. He fairly vaulted out
of doors. He stopped, startled.
Across the ragged vacant lots to the west a vast sunset processional
marched down the sky. It had not been visible from their flat, which
looked across East River to the tame grassy shore of a real-estate
boomer’s suburb. “Gee!” he mourned, “it’s the first time I’ve noticed a
sunset for a month! I used to see knights’ flags and Mandalay and all
sorts of stuff in sunsets!”
Wistfully the exile gazed at his lost kingdom, till the October chill
aroused him.
But he learned a new way to cook eggs from the proprietor of the
delicatessen store; and his plans for spending the evening playing
pinochle with Nelly, and reading the evening paper aloud, set him
chuckling softly to himself as he hurried home through the brisk autumn
breeze with seven cents’ worth of potato salad.
THE END