crow and drop a golden ducat, and he made the clubs dance merrily around
the room and tickle the children under the ribs.
The farmer and his wife grew sicker and sicker with envy but they kept
on smiling and rubbing their hands and asking questions.
"Tell us, dear Godfather," they said, "what road do you take to go to
hell? Of course we're not expecting to go ourselves but we'd just like
to know."
The shoemaker told them the way and they hurried home. They slaughtered
their finest cattle and then, packing on their backs all the choicest
cuts of the meat, they staggered down to hell.
When the little devil of a guard saw them coming, he grinned and
chuckled.
"Welcome!" he cried. "We've been waiting for you a long time! Come right
in!"
He led them to Prince Lucifer and the Prince recognized them instantly.
"It's very good of you coming before you had to," he said. "This saves
me a trip to earth. I was thinking just the other day it was time to go
after you. And see all that fine meat you've brought with you! I
certainly am glad to see you! It isn't often I have the pleasure of
meeting people as avaricious, as greedy, as mean, as you two have been.
In fact, both of you are such ornaments to hell that I think I'll just
have to keep you here forever!"
So the rich farmer and his wife were never again seen on earth.
As for the shoemaker--he and his family lived long and merrily. They
shared their good fortune with others, never forgetting the time when
they, too, suffered from poverty. And because they were good and kind,
the Devil's gifts brought them only happiness.
GENTLE DORA
THE STORY OF A DEVIL WHO MARRIED A SCOLD
[Illustration]
GENTLE DORA
There was once a young devil who, as he wandered over the earth, found a
book. He slipped it carelessly into his pocket and carried it down to
hell. Now this book contained a list of the good deeds of a rich man,
and the account of a good deed is of course never allowed to enter hell.
The devils in hell when they opened the book were greatly incensed over
their comrade's stupidity and at once they dragged him off to Prince
Lucifer for punishment.
Lucifer when he heard the case shook his head gravely.
"This is a serious offense," he said to the culprit. "To atone you must
do one of two things: every day for seven years you must bring a soul to
hell, or you must remain on earth for seven years and take service among
men. Which will you do?"
The young devil was a stupid fellow and he knew he would never be able
to seduce a soul every day for seven years. So he said:
"If I must choose, Your Majesty, let it be exile on earth for seven
years."
So Lucifer pronounced sentence and the young devil was driven out of
hell and warned not to return until the seven years were up.
Sad and forlorn he wandered up and down the world looking for work.
People everywhere were suspicious of his black face and turned him away.
One day he met a man to whom he told his story.
"And just because I'm a devil," he said in conclusion, "no one will hire
me."
"I know where you can get work," the man told him. "Just beyond the next
village there is a big farm which is owned by a woman. She's always in
need of laborers for she has such a sharp tongue and such a mean
disposition that no one can stay with her longer than a month. Her name
is Dora and in mockery the people hereabouts call her Gentle Dora. Why
don't you take service with her? As you're a devil, you may be able to
get the best of her."
The devil thanked the man for this suggestion and at once presented
himself to Gentle Dora. Gentle Dora, as usual, was in need of laborers
and so she employed the devil instantly in spite of his black face.
From the start she worked him like a slave from morning till night,
scolded him incessantly, and didn't give him half enough to eat. The
poor fellow grew thin and almost pale. The months went by and each new
month was harder to live through than the one before.
"I can do a day's work with the best of them," the devil thought to
himself, "but there is no one, either man or devil, who can stand this
woman's everlasting nagging. Oh dear, oh dear, what shall I do?"
Now Gentle Dora was looking for a husband. She had already had five
husbands all of whom she had nagged to death. On account of this record
every bachelor and widower in the village was a little shy of proposing
himself as a sixth husband.
The devil, who as I have told you was a simple fellow, finally decided
that it would be a mighty clever thing for him to marry Gentle Dora. He
felt sure that once he was her husband she would give him less work and
more food. So he proposed to her.
The rich widow didn't much fancy his black face, but on the other hand
she wanted a husband and so, as there was no other prospect in sight,
she accepted him.
"At least," she thought to herself, "by making him my husband, I'll save
his wages."
It wasn't long before the devil found out that life as a husband was
even harder than life as a laborer. Now without wages he had ten times
more to do while Gentle Dora did nothing but spend her time hunting work
for him.
"Why do you think I've married," she would cry, "if it isn't to have
some one take care of me!"
So she would stand over him and scold and scold and scold while he, poor
devil, toiled and sweated, doing the work of six men.
Time went by and the devil grew thinner and thinner and paler and paler.
Gentle Dora begrudged him every mouthful he ate and was forever harping
on his enormous appetite.
At last one day she said to him:
"You're simply eating me out of house and home. From now on you will
have to board yourself. As I'm an honest woman I'll treat you justly.
This year we'll divide the harvest half and half. Which will you have:
that which grows above the ground, or that which grows below the
ground?"
This sounded fair enough and the devil said:
"Give me the part that grows above the ground."
Thereupon Gentle Dora had the whole farm planted in potatoes and beets
and carrots. When the harvest came she gave the devil the tops and
herself took all the tubers.
That winter the poor devil would have starved if the neighbors hadn't
taken pity on him and fed him.
In the spring Gentle Dora asked him what part of the new crop he wanted.
"This time," he said, "give me the part that grows under the ground."
Gentle Dora agreed and then planted the entire farm in millet and rye
and poppy seed. At the harvest she took all the grain as her share and
told the devil that the worthless roots belonged to him.
"What chance has a poor devil with such a woman?" he thought to himself
bitterly.
Discouraged and unhappy he went out to the roadside where he sat down.
The troubles of domestic life pressed upon him so heavily that soon he
began to cry.
Presently a journeyman shoemaker came by and said to him:
"Comrade, what ails you?"
The devil looked at the shoemaker and, when he saw that the shoemaker
was a friendly sort of person, he told him his story.
"Why do you stand such treatment?" the shoemaker asked.
The devil snuffled.
"How can I help it? I'm married to her."
"How can you help it?" the shoemaker repeated. "Comrade, look at me. At
home I have just such a wife as your Gentle Dora. There was no living
with her in peace, so one morning bright and early I ups and puts my
tool kit on my shoulder and leaves her. Now I wander about from place to
place, mending a shoe here and a slipper there, and life is much
pleasanter than it used to be. Why don't you leave your Gentle Dora and
come along with me? We'll make out somehow."
The devil was overjoyed at the suggestion and without a moment's
hesitation he tramped off with the shoemaker.
"You won't regret the kindness you've done me," the devil said. "I'm so
thin and pale that probably you don't realize I'm a devil. But I am and
I can reward you."
[Illustration: Soon he began to cry.]
They wandered about together for a long time living on the shoemaker's
earnings. At last one day the devil said:
"Comrade, you have befriended me long enough. It is now my turn to do
something for you. I've got a fine idea. You see that big town we're
coming to? Well, I'll hurry on ahead and take possession of the prince's
young daughter. You come along more slowly and when you hear the
proclamation that the prince will richly reward any one who will cure
his daughter, present yourself at the palace. When they lead you to the
princess, make mysterious passes over her and mumble some gibberish.
Then I will quit her body and the prince will reward you."
The devil's scheme worked perfectly. When the shoemaker reached the town
the herald was already proclaiming the sad news that the princess had
been taken possession of by a devil and that the prince was in search of
a capable exorcist.
The shoemaker presented himself at the palace, made mysterious passes
over the princess's body, pretended to mumble magic incantations, and in
a short time had apparently succeeded in exorcising the devil.
In his gratitude for the princess's recovery, the prince paid the
shoemaker a hundred golden ducats.
The devil waited for the shoemaker outside the town gate.
"You see," he said when the shoemaker had shown him the money, "I'm not
an ungrateful devil."
They turned the same trick in several other cities until the shoemaker
had a heavy bag of gold.
"Now you're a rich man," the devil said, "and we can part company. My
seven years are up and I am going soon to return to hell. But before I
go I'm going to take possession of one more princess. I served Gentle
Dora so long that it's a pleasant change to rule some one. This time
don't you try to exorcise me. You're famous now and the princess's
father will probably hunt you out and beg you to cure his daughter, but
you must excuse yourself. This is all I ask of you. If you allow
yourself to be persuaded, I'll punish you by taking possession of your
body. Don't forget!"
They bade each other good-bye and parted, the shoemaker going west and
the devil east.
Soon word began to pass up and down the land that there was a great king
toward the east who needed the services of the famous exorcist to
restore his daughter. Emissaries of the king found the shoemaker and
against his will dragged him to court. He declared he was powerless to
help the princess but the king wouldn't listen to him and threatened him
with torture and death if he refused to make the effort.
"Well then," the shoemaker said, after much thought, "chain the princess
to her bed, order out all the attendants, and let me see her alone."
The king had these conditions fulfilled and the shoemaker went boldly
into the princess's chamber.
"Hist! Devil!" he called softly.
Instantly the devil jumped out of the princess's mouth and when he saw
the shoemaker he stamped his foot in anger.
"What!" he cried. "You've come after my warning! Don't you remember what
I told you?"
The shoemaker put his finger to his lips and winked.
"Softly, comrade," he whispered, "softly! I'm not come to exorcise you
but to warn you. You know that precious wife of yours, Gentle Dora?
Well, she's traced you here and she's down in the courtyard now waiting
for you."
The devil turned white with fright.
"Gentle Dora!" he gasped. "Lucifer, help me!"
Without another word he jumped out the window and flew straight down to
hell as fast as the wind could carry him. And so great is his fear of
Gentle Dora that he has never dared to show his face on earth again.
The king rewarded the shoemaker royally and to this day the shoemaker is
wandering merrily about from place to place. Whenever he hears of a
woman who is a scold, he says:
"Why, she's a regular Gentle Dora, isn't she?"
And when people ask him: "Who's Gentle Dora?" he tells them this story.
THE DEVIL'S MATCH
THE STORY OF A FARMER WHO REMEMBERED WHAT HIS GRANDMOTHER TOLD HIM
[Illustration]
THE DEVIL'S MATCH
Once upon a time there was a poor farmer who lived in a wretched
tumble-down cottage beyond the village and whose farm consisted of a
miserable little field no bigger than your hand. His children were
ragged and hungry and his wife was always worried over getting them
enough to eat.
Yet the farmer was a clever fellow with a quick shrewd wit and people
used to say that he'd be able to fool the devil if ever he had the
chance. One day the chance came.
His wife had sent him into the forest to gather a bundle of faggots.
Suddenly without any warning a young man with black face and shiny eyes
stood before him.
"It's a devil, of course," the farmer told himself. "But even so there's
no use being frightened."
So he wished the devil a civil good-day and the devil, who was really a
very simple fellow indeed, returned his greeting and asked him what he
was doing in the forest.
Now the farmer suddenly remembered that his grandmother had once told
him devils were afraid of lime trees because the bast from lime trees is
the one thing in the world they are unable to break. That's why, when
you catch a devil, you must tie his hands together with bast.
So the farmer, recalling what his grandmother had said, remarked
casually:
"Oh, I'm looking for a lime tree. I want to strip off some bast. Then
I'm going after _them_"--and when he said _them_ he paused
significantly--"and tie them hand and foot."
He peeped at the devil out of the corner of his eye and saw that the
devil had turned almost white under his black skin.
"He is a foolish one!" he thought to himself.
"Oh, don't do that!" the devil cried. "What have we ever done to you?"
The farmer pretended to be firm and repeated that that was just what he
was going to do.
"Please listen to me," the devil begged. "If you promise to let us alone
I tell you what I'll do: I'll bring you such a big bag of gold that it
will make you a rich man."
At first the farmer, being a shrewd fellow, pretended that he cared
nothing for money. Then gradually he let himself be persuaded and at
last said:
"Very well. If you bring me the gold within an hour I won't bind you
with bast. But don't keep me waiting or I may change my mind."
The young devil--oh, you never saw a more stupid young fellow!--scurried
off and, long before the hour was up, he came panting back with a great
big bag of gold.
"Is that enough?" he asked.
The farmer who had really never seen so much money in all his life
hemmed and hawed but finally said:
"Well, it isn't as much as I expected but I'll accept it."
The young devil, delighted with his bargain, hurried back to hell and
told all his black comrades how grateful they ought to be to him for
saving them from the farmer who was planning to bind them, hand and
foot, with bast.
When the other devils heard the whole story, they laughed at him loud
and long.
"You are certainly the stupidest devil in hell!" they said. "Why, that
man has made a fool of you!"
They discussed the matter among themselves and decided that the devil
would have to get back the bag of gold or the story would leak out and
thereafter the people on earth would have no more respect for devils.
"Go back to the farmer," they said, "and dare him to a wrestling match.
Tell him that whoever wins the match is to keep the gold."
So the young devil went back to earth and dared the farmer to a
wrestling match. The farmer, who saw how things were, said:
"My dear young friend, if I were to wrestle with you I'm afraid I'd hurt
you for I'm awfully strong. I tell you what I'll do: I'll let you
wrestle with my old grandfather. He's ninety-nine years old but even so
he's more nearly in your class."
The devil agreed to this and the farmer--oh, but that farmer was a sly
one!--led him out into the forest to a cave where a big brown bear lay
asleep.
"There's my grandfather," the farmer said. "Go wake him up and make him
wrestle."
The devil shook the bear and said:
"Wake up, old man! Wake up! We're going to wrestle!"
The bear opened his little eyes, stood up on his hind legs, and taking
the devil in his arms hugged him until the devil thought his bones would
all be crushed. It was as much as the devil could do to escape with his
life.
"Oh, my poor ribs! My poor ribs!" he gasped when he was safely back in
hell. "He's a terrible man--that farmer! Why, even his old grandfather
is so strong that I thought he'd squeeze me to death!"
But when he had told his full story the other devils laughed at him
louder than before and told him that the farmer had again fooled him.
"You've got to try another match with him," they said. "This time dare
him to a foot race and mind you don't let him fool you."
So in a day or two when the soreness was gone from his bones the devil
went back to earth and dared the farmer to run a foot race with him.
"Certainly," the farmer said, "but it's hardly fair to let you run
against me because I go like the wind. I tell you what I'll do: I'll let
you race with my small son. He's only a year old and perhaps you can
beat him."
The devil--I never knew a more stupid fellow in my life!--agreed to this
and the farmer took him out to a meadow. Under some bushes he showed
him a rabbit's hole.
"My little boy's asleep in there," he said. "Call him out."
"Little boy!" the devil called. "Come out and run a race with me!"
Instantly a rabbit jumped out of the hole and went hoppetylop across the
meadow. The devil tried hard to overtake him but couldn't. He ran on and
on. They came at last to a deep ravine. The rabbit leaped across but the
devil, when he tried to do the same, slipped and fell and went rolling
down over stones and brambles, down, down, down, into a brook. When he
had dragged himself out of the water, bruised and scratched, the rabbit
had disappeared.
"I've had enough of that farmer," the devil said when he got back to
hell. "Why, do you know, he has a small boy just one year old and I tell
you there isn't one of you can beat that boy running!"
But the devils when they heard the rest of the story only laughed and
jeered and told their comrade that the farmer had again tricked him.
"You've got to go back to him another time," they said. "It will never
do for people to get the idea that devils are such fools."
"But I tell you I won't dare him to another wrestling match," the young
devil said, "nor to a foot race, either."
"Try whistling this time," his comrades told him. "You ought to be able
to beat him whistling. Now have your wits about you and don't let him
fool you again."
So the devil went back to earth and said to the farmer:
"We've got to have another contest for that bag of money. This time
let's try whistling."
"Very well," the farmer said. "We'll have a whistling match."
They went off into the forest and the farmer told the devil to whistle
first.
The devil whistled and all the leaves on the trees shook and trembled.
He whistled again and the twigs began to crackle and break. He whistled
a third time and big branches snapped off and fell to the ground.
"There!" the devil exclaimed, "Can you beat that?"
"My poor boy," the farmer said. (Oh, but that farmer was a tricky one!)
"Is that the best you can do? Why, when I whistle, if you don't cover up
your ears you'll be deafened! And as likely as not a tree will fall on
you and kill you! Now shall I begin?"
"Wait a minute!" the devil begged. "Won't you please tie up my ears
before you begin because I don't want to be deafened."
This was just what the farmer was hoping the devil would say. So he took
out a big kerchief and put it over the devil's ears and also over his
eyes and tied it behind in a hard knot.
"Now then!" he shouted. "Take care!"
With that he began to whistle and as he whistled he picked up a big
branch off the ground and gave the devil an awful crack over the head.
"My head! My head!" the devil cried.
"My poor fellow!" the farmer said, pretending to be very sympathetic. "I
hope that tree as it fell down didn't hurt you! Now I'm going to whistle
again and you must be more careful."
This time when he whistled the farmer struck the devil over the head
harder than before.
"That's enough!" the devil shouted. "Another tree has fallen on me!
Stop! Stop!"
"No," the farmer insisted. "You whistled three times and I'm going to
whistle three times. Are you ready?"
The poor devil had to say: "Yes," and thereupon the farmer began to
whistle and at the same time to beat the devil over his head and
shoulders until the devil supposed that the whole forest was falling on
him.
"Stop whistling!" he shouted. "Stop or I'll be killed!"
But the farmer wouldn't stop until he was too exhausted to beat the
devil any longer.
Then he paused and asked:
"Shall I whistle some more?"
"No! No! No!" the devil roared. "Undo the kerchief and let me go and I
swear I'll never come back!"
So the farmer undid the kerchief and the devil fled, too terrified to
stop even long enough to look around for all those fallen trees.
He never came back and the farmer was left in undisputed possession of
the gold.
"I owe all my good fortune to my old grandmother," the farmer used to
say, "for she it was who told me to tie _them_ with bast."
THE DEVIL'S LITTLE BROTHER-IN-LAW
THE STORY OF A YOUTH WHO COULDN'T FIND WORK
[Illustration]
THE DEVIL'S LITTLE BROTHER-IN-LAW
Once upon a time there was a youth named Peter. He was the son of a rich
farmer but on his father's death his stepmother robbed him of his
inheritance and drove him out into the world, penniless and destitute.
"Begone with you now!" she shouted. "Never let me see your face again!"
"Where shall I go?" Peter asked.
"Go to the Devil, for all I care!" the stepmother cried and slammed the
door in his face.
Peter felt very sad at being driven away from the farm that had always
been his home, but he was an able-bodied lad, industrious and energetic,
and he thought he would have no trouble making his way in the world.
He tramped to the next village and stopped at a big farmhouse. The
farmer was standing at the door, eating a great hunk of buttered bread.
Peter touched his hat respectfully and said:
"Let every one praise Lord Jesus!"
With his mouth stuffed full, the farmer responded:
"Until the Day of Judgment!" Then in a different tone he demanded: "What
do you want?"
"I'm looking for work," Peter said. "Do you need a laborer?"
Peter was well dressed for he had on the last clothes his kind father
had given him. The farmer looked him over and sneered.
"A fine laborer you would make! You would do good work at meals--I see
that, and spend the rest of your time at cards and teasing the maids! I
know your kind!"
Peter tried to tell the farmer that he was industrious and steady but
with an oath the farmer told him to go to the Devil. Then stepping
inside the house he slammed the door in Peter's face.
In the next village he applied for work at the bailiff's house. The
bailiff's wife answered his knock.
"The master is playing cards with two of his friends," she said. "I'll
go in and ask him if he has anything for you to do."
Peter heard her speak to some one inside and then a rough voice bellowed
out:
"No! How often have I told you not to interrupt me when I'm busy! Tell
the fellow to go to the Devil!"
Without waiting for the bailiff's wife, Peter turned away. Tired and
discouraged he took a path into the woods and sat down.
"There doesn't seem to be any place for me in all the world," he thought
to himself. "They all tell me to go to the Devil--my stepmother, the
farmer, and now the bailiff. If I knew the way to hell I think I'd take
their advice. I'm sure the Devil would treat me better than they do!"
Just then a handsome gentleman, dressed in green, walked by. Peter
touched his hat politely and said:
"Let every one praise Lord Jesus."
The man passed him without responding. Then he looked back and asked
Peter why he looked so discouraged.
"I have reason to look discouraged," Peter said. "Everywhere I ask for
work they tell me to go to the Devil. If I knew the way to hell I think
I'd take their advice and go."
The stranger smiled.
"But if you saw the Devil, don't you think you'd be afraid of him?"
Peter shook his head.
"He can't be any worse than my stepmother, or the farmer, or the
bailiff."
The man suddenly turned black.
"Look at me!" he cried. "Here I am, the very person we've been talking
about!"
With no show of fear Peter looked the Devil up and down.
Then the Devil said that if Peter still wished to enter his service, he
would take him. The work would be light, the Devil said, and the hours
good, and if Peter did as he was told he would have a pleasant time. The
Devil promised to keep him seven years and at the end of that time to
make him a handsome present and set him free.