Dr. J. Burdock Wells.--

Sir: I am a lawyer of this city, and for the past year have been

seriously and dangerously afflicted with sharp, darting pains up and

down the spinal column, dimness of sight, acidity of the tonsils and

in-growing spleen. I suffered the agonies of the d------d.

I take this method of informing the world, especially those who may be

suffering as I did, that less than a month ago I was in a pitiful

state. I have a large practice, especially as an attorney, in procuring

noiseless divorces. My office is at No. 6 5/8 South Water Street, and

for years I have been engaged in this line, procuring divorces for

thousands everywhere, orders filled by mail, etc., by a new system of

my own, by which applicants throughout the union may be treated at a

distance as well as in my office.

This had so taken up my time and engrossed my attention that, before I

knew it, my health had become impaired materially, and I did not know at

any time but that the next succeeding moment might be my subsequent one.

With clients calling on me and pressing me by mail for their services,

with persistent people hurrying and urging me for divorces, so that they

could marry some one else without unnecessary delay, I was stricken

down with ingrowing spleen and gastric yearning of the most violent

character. My physicians gave me up. They said I could never recover. I

was in despair.

At that moment, like a clap of thunder from a clear sky, came Dr. J.

Burdock Wells, with a bottle of his unerring Bile Renovator and Gastric

Rectifier. I took one bottle and called for another. In a little while I

began to hope.

When I arose in the morning my mouth did not taste like that of a total

stranger any more. In one week my eye had recovered its old brilliancy,

and in ten days I was back in my office again at No. 6 5/8 South Water

Street, rapidly catching up with my large business and answering all

calls made upon me from all quarters. I have not only regained my

health, but I have been the humble means, since my recovery, of bringing

peace to many an aching heart. One man from Kansas writes me: "Your

recovery was indeed a great boon to me. You have saved my life. Whenever

I want a divorce again I shall surely go to you. God bless you and

prolong your life for many years that you may go on spreading joy and

hope again throughout our broad land, furnishing your automatic and

delightful divorces to those who suffer." I can most heartily endorse

Dr. J. Burdock Wells' remedy and would cheerfully recommend it to those

who have tried everything else without success. I would be glad to have

any or all who suffer call at my office, No. 6 5/8 South Water street,

if they doubt my recovery, when they will find me removing superfluous

husbands or wives absolutely without pain.

Alanson G. Meltz.

Attorney and counselor-at-law, solicitor in chancery.

Practices in all the courts. Divorces sent C. O. D. at a moment's

notice. Try our home treatment for divorce.

A man who visited Mr. Meltz' office last week says that his business is

simply enormous, and that he has added to his former office the gorgeous

room at No. 7 1/8 People are now coming from all quarters of the globe

to get Mr. Meltz to administer his divorces to them.

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